Amiga ISO Collection/AmigaDemoCD2.iso/ASCII/TEXTE/SEX/ENGLISH/TripToRussia1.txt

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TRIP TO RUSSIA
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Our story begin at Clones' copyparty which was held near the border of the
Soviet Union! The place was so small that you couldn't find it from a map.
It was a really nice copyparty. There were many famous guys and some girls too.
But some guys got an idea go to the Soviet Union! They wanted to fuck russian
girls!

Here is a list of guys who left there: Brainie and Awcy from Clones, Stingray
of ?, Striper of Horizon, Nefarious of ESA, Rolex and Raster of AI and FF.

    We began our journey. We took one shotgun and lots of condoms with
us (we were afraid of aids...) We started our journey by walking on a
little path (somebody might call it road, but not me)
After a little while we heard strange noises.
- What's that, Nefarious whispered. - We aren't near the border yet!
- I don't know what it is, I whispered back.
We jumped down into the ground and waited a while... We  saw two guys walking
toward us! Rolex jumped up and pointed the shotgun against them and asked:
- Who are you?
- I'm Wraith and this is my friend Psycho, a guy said.
- Get the fuck out of here, Rolex shouted. - Are you following us?
- Yes, we wanna come to Russia too, Wraith said.
- Hey, you're bunch of lamers, Awcy said to them. - Get the fuck out. We
  don't need your company.
- But...
- Didn't you listen to him, Rolex said and pointed the shotgun against Wraith.
- Ok, we'll go, Wraith said and they ran away.
- Lamers, I said and we continued walking.
- Only about 1 km to the Soviet Union's border (not bordel, guys) said Awcy.
It was a cold January night. There was much snow on the ground and more was
coming from the sky. We walked couple of minutes until we saw a barbed-wire
fence. We began to crawl towards the fence. When we were near it we jumped over.
But when almost everybody were over we heard sounds. It was somekind of motor's
sound and it was coming closer! Then we saw couple lights. Guys began to run as
fast as they could, but I saw that Stingray got stuck into the fence!
His trousers got stuck and I tried to help him. Finally I managed to get
him free. But then we didn't see other guys anymore! We began to run the same
direction than others. But it was a little bit too late,  because we saw couple
Russian soldiers! One soldier ordered us to stop but we didn't listen to him!
But then that fuckin' asshole shot me into the leg! And that hurt a lot!
Blood flew everywhere and snow was red from my blood. Stingray helped me and
we continued running, but not fast enough. Then I got an idea! I got one
"terminator" joystick with me! I cutted it's cable and threw it against
soldiers! Soldiers began to run away, because they thought it was a grenade!
(hahhhaaa!) We continued running. My leg was in pain and it was still bleeding.

At the same moment when I tried to help Stingray other guys were running like
maniacs. They were in the Russia and army was trying to catch them! They ran
really long time. Finally they stopped and looked if somebody was missing.
Then they realised that I and Stingray were missing. the situation was really
bad. They didn't know what to do! Then they heard dog's bark and began to run
again and finally they came to a bank of a little river. They tried to cross
it, but the ice was too thin. Then they decided to wait a while for us.

Finally I and Stingray came to the same bank of the river. When I saw the other
guys I fainted. When I woke up I saw a really beautiful girl next to me.
I thought that I must be in heaven! Shit! I'm too young to die! But then the
girl spoke to me some strange language. I thought a little moment and then I
realised: Hey, that must be Russian! And if I know right, they don't speak
Russian in heaven. But maybe this is hell? No way man! There can't be so
beautiful girls in hell like this one is!
Then I heard strange sounds from the other room. It sounded like moaning.
Hhhhmmm, what's happening here?
Then Nefarious of ESA came into the room. He told me that I had been out of
this world over one week! Many things had happened while I was in the other
worlds. Nefarious said that we were in a Russian bordel. He told me that we
have been here almost a whole week ! (Ooohh, how could they! It must have
been really  hard to their little cocks!?!?!?) Then Nefarious left. and
that beautiful girl came back. She was so beautiful! You must believe
me. She kissed me and I felt that even if my leg didn't work, other parts were
still working...  And rest is censored...

On the next day I met Awcy and his girlfriend Pirkko (Anyone, who has read our
first intro's text knows her!) Other guys had girls too and everyone really
beautiful ones.
How lucky we are, I thought.
But then the troubles began, again. We heard a car driving to the courtyard.
We looked out from the window and saw a old black Lada. There was a sickle
and a hammer on the doors.
- Oh shit, there's something wrong here, Raster said.
Yes, there was something wrong. Really fucking wrong! One girl came in and said
that it's KGB! Then the action began. We grabbed our clothes and jumped out
from a window. Just in time, because KGB stepped into the room where we were
just a moment ago. Striper got a great idea: what about taking their car!
Hah, that's cool man! We stepped inside KGB's car really quietly. Luckily
they had left the keys in the car. Rolex tried to start the car. It didn't
start immediately, because it was an old Lada. But finally it started. Just
in time, because the KGB guys ran out from the bordel. Rolex drove off from the
courtyard. There was only one road to go. After a little while we saw a sign:
FINLAND.
- Yeah! Awcy shouted. - Finland here we come.
We continued driving on that road. After a while we saw another sign. There
was something written in Russian, but no one of us could read it, because
nobody spoke Russian.
- I think it's nothing important, Nefarious of ESA said.
- Yeah, you're probably right, Striper of Horizon said.
We thought that it's nothing important and continued driving.
After a little moment we saw a dead deer on the road. Actually a piece of it.
We continued driving and wondered why there was a piece of deer on the road.
But it was too late to wonder, because suddenly we heard a loud explosion and
our car (and we inside it) flew in the air.
- We drove into a mine, Awcy said while we were flying in the air.
As suddenly as the explotion happened we crashed down on the ground. I fainted
again. (why me?) Later I woke up and I saw that I wasn't the only one who
fainted. Only Rolex had stayed awake the whole time. He didn't faint, because
he flew  out from the window when the mine exploded. Fortunately he was
uninjured. Everybody else seemed to be uninjured too. We looked what was left
from the car, but it wasn't a car anymore. It was piece of shit. I helped Rolex
to carry the other guys out from the car (sorry I mean piece of shit...)
All others were OK. One by one they woke up.
- I don't have balls anymore, Raster cursed.
That's a little lost. (Welcome to the club Ooze would say...)
We had to walk, because the car (sorry... piece of shit!) was broken.
We chose not to walk on the road, because it would be too dangerous (mines,
soldiers and KGB...)
After couple of hours we saw the border (Aahhh, Finland here we come!).
We crawled under the fence and when we were on the other side (in Finland) we
shouted as loud as we could:
- F u c k  o f f  R u s s i a n s ! ! !
Yeah! We did it! We came back alive and we got some pussy too! (and that's the
main point of the whole thing...) We started to walk to the party place.
Finally after an hour we came there. We stepped inside and noticed that
nobody knew that we even were away. Guys were coding demos, playing games and
drinking beer (in our party no one was allowed to be sober...)
We saw Crayone of FF/AI and he came to speak with us:
- Hi guys! Was it fun?
The rest is cencored...


                THE END



(BTW to be continued...)


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