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-
- The week after P'nyssa's initial announcement that she was pregnant
- was completely insane. I don't clearly remember much of it; calls of
- congratulations, lots of visitors, even demands for interviews from a
- few of the newsnets. As if I didn't have enough to do!
-
- But the family in general was very supportive, fending calls for
- me, weeding out obnoxious guests and sending those on their way, usually
- by a swift kick. But the real problem was P'nyssa; at first, it had
- been simply enough for her to know that I supported her in this, but now
- the harassment of the outside world was becoming intolerable. I was so
- sorely tempted to take her to Brie's and leave her there; it being one
- of my few hidden places.
-
- P'nyssa returned to work, despite her condition. Or maybe because
- of it. Mostly, it kept her away from the Castle, and from the
- interferences that were now occurring in my life. Although Paul
- frequently said that it was "No big deal," I could see that the strain
- was getting to him. There hadn't been a press run like this since the
- Dragons had been released.
-
- Ress and Ember decided that tradition in our household was sacred,
- and that therefore, crashers or not, we were going to have a Dead Rabbit
- Party, complete with big blue inflatable dead bunny. It was going to be
- held on the 1st. I agreed.
-
- The morning of the 1st I woke up feeling refreshed, with my soft
- and cuddly coimelin sleeping peacefully beside me. She looked peaceful,
- too, with her eyes closed and her curly hair splayed everywhere. I
- smiled as I rose out of bed to take a shower. I must have been in the
- shower for some time, because as I was rinsing my hair Nyss came in and
- said "When you get out, I have something very important to show you."
- Her voice was neither joking nor panicked, and I wondered what it was.
-
- When I got out and had a robe on, she came out and hugged me close.
- "What's wrong?" I asked
-
- "Look." She pointed at the telemetry screen being "reflected" in
- my bedroom mirror. There was a long string of numbers and some chemical
- formulae on the screen, the conclusions for which were displayed
- underneath:
-
- "O.B. Monitor, Day 6. Secondary release of ovum and protracted
- survival of sperm have contributed to unexpected second successful
- fertilization and data collected indicates implantation still possible.
-
- "Action?"
-
- I read the message twice. Then I read it again. "Does this mean
- you're going to have two?" I asked.
-
- She looked a little worried. If her species had fingernails, I
- think she'd have been biting them. "It means I might."
-
- "If implantation occurs, and if we take no action."
-
- "Do we know what sex it'll be?" I asked.
-
- She bent over the keyboard and typed, after the "Action?" prompt,
- "Determine sex."
-
- The reply shot back instantly: "Not possible at this time. -blast
- formation still in process. Action?"
-
- "Oh, well," I said. I turned to her and said, "What do you want?"
-
- "I don't know. I certainly want a child, but twins? I've never
- had twins before." She looked a little lost to me.
-
- "You've also never had a boy before. What if it's another boy?"
-
- She looked up in panic, saying "Do you think that's possible?"
-
- "Fifty-fifty chance, and you know it."
-
- She nodded. She leaned over the keyboard and typed, "Estimate time
- until sex determination possible."
-
- "Sex determination possible in 6.25 +- 0.50 hours. Action?"
-
- "If it's a girl, do you want to go ahead with her and not the boy?"
-
- I turned back to her and said, "I've always been better with the
- girls than boys during 'sittings. I don't know. Personally, I think
- twins is a perfect challenge."
-
- She smiled. "Let's wait until seven. We'll know then. The party
- starts at 1 Lome'."
-
-
- Needless to say, by the time seven rolled around I was a
- basketcase, ready for the men in white coats. Nyss came in five minutes
- early and typed on the living room terminal the startup code for
- telemetry access to the obstetrics-nanos in her womb. They responded
- quickly, replying "Sex determination: female. Implantation: positive.
- Identified as '2.'"
-
- "That's it, then," I said. "We're going to have twins, and it's
- going to be boy-girl."
-
- "Is that it?" she asked. "Or would you rather we undo the first
- one?"
-
- I though about it for a long time, in terms of the problems with
- twins and the joys of boys and girls and all that. "It's not my
- decision to make, sweetheart, but I think having two is great."
-
- "Then we'll have two," she said with a big smile. "I still never
- raised a boy before."
-
- "Then we'll have something new to do. Dave, please leave mail with
- Rael telling him to call us a soon as possible, but preferably before 1
- Lome', as I'll be busy then."
-
- "Of course. Nyss, may I give you something?"
-
- "Uhm, sure, what?"
-
- "This." There was a shimmer on the coffee table, and a blue ball
- about 15cm across appeared.
-
- P'nyssa crossed the room and picked it up. "What is it? It's
- heavy."
-
- "Please be careful with it. Inside is an accompanying pink rabbit
- with an internal gas container to fill it. Drop it at the party to
- announce your good fortune."
-
- P'nyssa smiled the widest smile I'd seen since the beginning of
- this whole venture and said, "Dave, the day you go meat I'm going to
- ravish you."
-
- "You are always making promises, P'nyssa. Just make sure you can
- keep them."
-
- "Oh I am, Dave, I am."
-
- "Then I guess I have something to look forward to," he said.
- "Kenneth, Guiness says Rael can take his message immediately."
-
- "Then give me a visual." A two-dimensional image of Rael and
- Dagmar hovered in the air, solid-looking. "Hiya, Rael."
-
- "Hello, Ken. How are things? No complications, I assume, or this
- would have been more urgent."
-
- "No... No complications, as such."
-
- "I hear a 'but' in the background."
-
- P'nyssa answered. "Uhm... Yeah. You're more fertile than you let
- on, you old bastard. I'm going to have twins!"
-
- "What? You're kidding?"
-
- "I am not! One boy and one girl. Seems I had two ready to fire,
- one four days after the other."
-
- "That's... not possible. I'd've thought conditions in the womb
- made latter-day implantations difficult."
-
- "Difficult, but not impossible. Apparently you have some tenacious
- sperm."
-
- "Well, then, that's wonderful! Congratulations to you both. I
- assume you're going to have a party?"
-
- "Tonight," I said. "You can come if you want. I saw those turbine
- skybikes you have; you could make it here in less than an hour, if you
- flew out to your SDisk."
-
- "Nah... Those things are for young folks, like you two." Rael, I'm
- older than you by a long shot! You just like to be thought of as wise
- and mature, but it doesn't work. Does it? "In any event, Dagmar and I
- will just stay at home and toast your good fortune."
-
- "Okay, Rael," I said. "Nyss?"
-
- "Rael," she said. "You know, I never did say this while I was
- there, but you are such an understanding male, I love you."
-
- "Ah, hell, I love you too, P'nyssa. You take care of him, though,"
- he replied, pointing at me. "He looks like he'll need all the help he
- can get!"
-
- "Goodbye, Rael," P'nyssa said with a hint of exasperation.
-
- "Goodbye, Nyss." The image faded.
-
- "That was nice of him to wish us well like that," I said. "Codgy
- old bastard, anyway." I looked up at the rood again. Why I do that, I
- don't know. But I feel like I've got to address something when I'm
- talking to Dave. "Dave, who is invited to the party?"
-
- "Everybody currently living in Castle Shardik. Kitty, Rhys,
- Oenone, Kurt, the Richards, from the list it looks like anyone with a
- last name of 'Long,' all of your kids, Nyss, including not a few
- grandchildren, Brieanna, Ian, Magnus, Wendy, Hal, Teena, Kris..."
-
- "Okay, I get the picture. But not Miss Melody, I assume."
-
- "No. Miss Melody will not be invited. Nor will C'Mish or Randall
- be invited. No media at all. If it is necessary, I will dispatch
- Hookers into the air."
-
- "Hopefully, none of them will have the brains to find a pilot and
- get a ship with no AI telemetry. Still, if any of them do, a few Hooks
- might not be a bad idea. How's the weather?"
-
- "Very cold, as you'd expect."
-
- "Cold caused by blanking, I expect."
-
- "Yes." You see, blanking is the phenomenon whereby clear nights
- are the coldest; what little heat the Ring traps is not held in place by
- an insulating layer of cloud cover.
-
- "Well, at least it'll be pretty. I assume you've cleared out the
- fifth floor and cleared the windows."
-
- "Yes. And we are above the ridgeline. The view is beautiful."
-
- "Excellent."
-
-
- The next seven hours I spent very lazily with Nyss. We actually
- played a few games of backgammon, she killed me in a round of Pyramid
- (she always does), did crosswords in languages we did not know and
- generally had the kind of good time two people who lived together for a
- long time have when they're not having sex.
-
- At 14 Arie' I went downstairs to find Ress and Ember stringing up
- decorations and making preparations. Carroll was in the Castle's main
- kitchen whipping up something for dinner... Carroll is a damn fine cook,
- and when she cooks for several dozen she always makes the one thing of
- hers that I absolutely adore; her onion soup. My mouth watered at the
- mere thought. But I merely breezed through the kitchen, giving her a
- playful kiss on her centaur buttocks as I passed by. She nearly kicked
- me, but then she always nearly kicks me. She's never hit me once in her
- entire life. I have been whipped by her tail across the face before,
- though.
-
- Paul was helping load three large wooden kegs up onto a grav sled,
- and who should be there but Kurt, an old friend, compatriot, and alien
- who successfully survived immigrating to Pendor. Little did he know it
- was fated anyway; His body is in many ways a major contributor to the
- Tindal genecode. The Great Hall took one look at him and said "Tindal,
- pass on through." Weird Tindal, though; he's got arms instead of tens.
-
- "Three kegs?" I asked.
-
- "Take a look," Kurt said. I looked down at the three. One was
- lettered in Greek, and said "Michael's Homebrew." Oh, no. That's
- stuff's GOOD. The second said "K'kritt," in Unczia. Great, the neutron
- bomb of Pendor Ale. And finally, the third had a small handwritten
- letter that said, "Sorry, but I can't make it. Piot thought you might
- like this, though; it came from the vineyards eight years ago. Kitty
- M."
-
- "That's sweet of her," I said. "But that other stuff... Are you
- sure it's safe to have that stuff loose in a room with that many
- talents?"
-
- Paul shrugged and said "It's not as if Michael's isn't a talent
- bar, Ken."
-
- "True enough, but still... You know Nyss won't be drinking any,
- and I will probably have very little."
-
- "That's okay with me. Especially Nyss. Oh, and Kori won't be
- having any either."
-
- "Kori's pregnant?" I asked, incredulous.
-
- "Yeah," Kurt said, with something approaching feinted pride.
-
- "YOU?" I asked.
-
- He nodded. "You introduced us."
-
- "That was fifty years ago!"
-
- "Sometimes things take a while," he said, shrugging.
-
- "I gotta hear this story from her."
-
- "She'll be here. In fact, she's probably up at the aquaria right
- now, if you're interested," Kurt said, pointing a finger up.
-
- "Later," I said. I bid them good day and departed.
-
-
- Parties, especially parties at my house, tend to be raucous affairs
- full of loud music, noisy guests, the occasional drunken argument, the
- occasional broken heart. It's one of the main reasons why I don't drink
- in large groups anymore; when that many people get together and get
- inebriated, somebody has to stay calm and sober.
-
- There isn't much to report on the party. It was loud. It was
- raucous. Mostly there are snapshots that stay in my mind. Like the
- time when P'nyssa went up to the front of the room and said, "Excuse me,
- excuse me. I am the guest of honor here, right?" There was a loud
- agreement. "I... Uhm, I have an announcement. You see that big dead
- blue bunny there? Well, watch this." Saying that, she took the blue
- ball and threw it on the floor. There was dead silence except for the
- comical sound of latex rubbing latex as the giant pink dead bunny
- inflated. After a few seconds P'nyssa said, "What do you think?"
-
- Carroll was standing next to her and said, quietly (thank you,
- Dave, for the shotgun-miking job), "You're going to have TWO?"
-
- "Uh-huh. A boy and a girl."
-
- "Well, then," she said, regaining her composure, "Let's all... I
- don't know what to say."
-
- "How about, we turn the music back on and make more noise!?" I
- heard from the back of the room. Sounded good to me, I 'pathed to Dave,
- *make it so.* The music poured forth, loud and danceable.
-
- Or when Paul cornered me and said "Ken, I have to apologize for
- something."
-
- "Which is?"
-
- "I gave you bad advice about ten years ago."
-
- "What advice was that?"
-
- "I told you that nobody would give a damn if you went and had
- children of your own. Apparently every AI in the world agreed with me.
- Well, the people do not."
-
- "Who is 'The people?'"
-
- "There's a small minority, very small, but they're being stoked by
- the newspeople you've been keeping out, that claims that you're turning
- your back on them."
-
- "Paul... Fuck them. If they're not mature enough to handle the
- universe without me, that's their tough luck. I've got more important
- things to do."
-
- "It could get ugly. AI's don't have the power to intercept bullets
- in flight, Ken."
-
- "Are you suggesting they could be angry enough to want to kill
- God?" I said, assuming a mantle that belonged on the mantlepiece.
-
- "Yes," he said, smiling. He knows as much as I do just how human I
- am. "You depend on AI's too much, Ken. It's a major weakness of yours,
- and we both know it. We all depend on AI's too much, except for the
- Unczia and the fringers. Most of us accept the luxury of AI's without
- too much question. You have a tendency to walk in the wilderness, Ken,
- and you're a tempting target."
-
- "So what do you suggest?"
-
- "We both know what isn't going to happen, so let's concentrate on
- the possibilities, shall we? Your best bet is to write a position
- paper."
-
- "That's not going to convince the minority."
-
- "It might help."
-
- "Yeah, it might. It might also get me into a lot of trouble,
- seeing as I'll probably get angry during the course of the writing and
- start getting vitriolic, and you know how bad that can get."
-
- "Your pen is pretty nasty, Ken, I'll admit that. Other than that,
- live with it."
-
- "That's my only option."
-
- Or, when Brieanna cornered me. "Congratulations," she said.
-
- "Thank you. I'm sorry I didn't tell you before today."
-
- "Perfectly allright. You've your own life to live, Ken. The time
- you spent with me was... important to you, but you've adjusted now."
-
- "Was it important to you?" I asked her.
-
- She smiled a small, weak smile, the kind that suggested what she
- really wanted to do was... cry?... and she said "Yeah, it was important
- to me, but it's more important to me that I see you happy. Oh, speaking
- of which, I still have your old Shirow, do you want me to keep it in the
- garage?"
-
- "May as well. Best piece of powered armor I ever owned." She
- smiled at that, and I did too. Damned thing tried to kill me. Broke a
- few ribs, at least.
-
- I managed to corner Kori, and all she would tell me was that the
- child was to be male, that he was coming in five months (I couldn't see
- a thing, and she's thin), and that they'd already settled on a name:
- Scott Christopher. I quickly ruled those two out of my namebook.
-
- I managed to corner Reed, who informed that, yes, Rachel was indeed
- pregnant again herself, but then that was no surprise. Rachel had been
- pregnant every day I'd ever known her. In the 140 year's I'd known
- Rachel, she had had 131 children. No, don't ask me how or why. That's
- hers to know.
-
- Kimmemac showed up at the party, and for that I was grateful. Kim
- is positively the finest babysitter I know, and she's a completely
- controlled wetnurse, too. She agreed to help on some nights.
-
- Oenone did not attend. And for that, I was not surprised, upset,
- or disappointed. Oenone does not attend public events. Especially ones
- involving love or family. It has not been long enough for her. But I
- missed her, nonetheless.
-
-
-