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- Home Movie
-
- I bought a video camera.
-
- I'd been tempted to for a long time, and yesterday during my lunch-break I
- drove to Circuit City to check out the latest crop of camcorders. The unit I
- had in mind was a camera I'd seen a commercial for: a Panasonic with
- something called "Electronic Image Stabilization", which keeps the picture
- steady even if the camera isn't held perfectly still. And sure enough, that's
- the one I walked out the door with.
-
- It was a long afternoon, sitting at my computer trying to get some work done,
- all the while thinking of fun things to do with my new toy, which was still in
- its box on the back seat of my car. But then my workdays can seem awfully
- long anyway, because when I'm at work, I'm not with Teresa (although she does
- sometimes make surprise lunchtime or evening visits).
-
- The hands on the clock slowly crept around as I struggled to figure out why my
- Huffman compression routines ran 50% slower than those in a competitor's
- product. My eyes were ready to glaze over as I stared at my code, trying to
- find the inefficiencies which had to be there, and then I glanced up at the
- clock, and it was 5:50.
-
- Yay!
-
- The traffic crawled slowly north on the 55, and it seemed to become slower in
- proportion to the remaining distance to my home. It was 6:30 when I pulled
- into my driveway and parked my Stanza next to Teri's new 240SX. I lugged the
- big box from my back seat to the front porch and set it down there, went back
- to my car and shut the door, returned to the front door, opened it, and hauled
- the box inside.
-
- My wife emerged from the hallway as I closed the door behind me with my foot.
- She looked at the big box on the floor and her eyes widened. "Oh Robert, you
- bought me a diamond!" She grinned as she put her arms around me. We hugged
- and kissed.
-
- There's no place like home.
-
- "Really, what did you get?" she asked after our lips disengaged. I reached
- down and spun the box around so the other end was visible. It showed a picture
- of the camera, along with a list of features in English and French.
-
- "I've been telling you that I was gonna get one some day, and today I finally
- broke down and did it. You realize now that we can't afford to buy any food
- for the next two months."
-
- "Well that's o.k. We have a whole loaf of bread, and we can split one slice
- between us every day."
-
- "And I know what I can eat every night... ROWWWF!" I pressed my face into
- her chest and shook it fiercely. She cried "eeeee!" and giggled, and I
- squeezed her tightly and planted my lips on hers.
-
- Some minutes later I was slicing through the top of the box with a Ginsu
- knife. I yanked the two flaps open, and Teri held down the box as I slid out
- its styrofoam-encased contents.
-
- Pretty soon the camera and its various accessories were spread out all over
- the coffee table in the living room. The battery pack was plugged into its
- charger, which I set to "fast charge". It would take two hours to fully
- charge, so I tore myself away from the new toy, and joined Teri in the
- kitchen. I made the lasagna while Teri baked home-made Italian bread. If it's
- Italian, we love it! (With the exception of tripe -- yuck.)
-
- Later that evening we were back in the living room. I made my usual attempt
- to get everything working without once consulting the manual, and failing
- that, we curled up on the couch and flipped through the manual together. Then
- I picked up the camera and slid in the charged-up (and still warm) battery,
- and then I popped my last blank tape into it. I turned the power on, rested
- the camera on my shoulder, and peered into the viewfinder. The room was
- displayed in black-and-white, with various indicator lights underneath it. I
- pressed the "record" switch with my thumb, and then got up and starting
- walking around the room, recording anything and everything. Taco appeared in
- my field of view, and I thumbed the zoom switch as I approached his perch. He
- eyed this oncoming monstrosity with good old-fashioned parrot panic, leapt from
- the perch to his cage, and dove behind it. Teri giggled. I swung around and
- trained the lens on her.
-
- She sat up straight, tossed her hair over the back of the sofa, and looked at
- me seductively. I slowly walked toward her until she filled the image, then
- dropped to one knee. Ooooh she looked scrumptious, even in B&W!
-
- Teri arched her back a little, pushing her breasts up underneath her shirt.
- My cock began to stiffen. She sat there and licked her lips, then blew kisses
- at the camera. Her body began to undulate just a little bit, and one hand
- began to rub her stomach. I recorded this as my horniness grew. Then she got
- up on her knees, grabbed the bottom of her shirt, and pulled it up over her
- head.
-
- Ooooh WOW I always love the sight of that! Her yummy stomach was exposed
- first, then those luscious breasts were lifted up slightly by the shirt, and
- then they flopped free and bounced and jiggled intoxicatingly, and I wanted to
- go over and squeeze them and feel them, but I kept on taping instead. Teri
- tossed the shirt on the table, then began to strike some very sexy poses for
- the camera.
-
- I "ooooh"ed and "aaaaah"ed her as she struck pose after sexy pose. She was
- giggling and having a lot of fun. Then I stopped the tape and put the camera
- down. "Come on, let's move this production upstairs." Teri slid off the couch
- and put an arm around me. I handed her the camera and picked her up in my
- arms. She put the viewfinder up to her eye, and recorded my face as I carried
- her up the stairs. I twisted my face into an expression of pure undisguised
- horny lust, which matched how I felt quite well! She giggled, and continued
- to record.
-
- We entered the bedroom, and I plopped her down on the bed. She trained the
- camera on me as I went over to the closet and began rooting around in the
- various boxes on the top shelf. My fingers grasped at objects that I hadn't
- seen in years... I grabbed one and tossed it on the bed next to Teri. She
- shrieked in surprise, and laughed. I felt around some more, and brought out
- another toy. Then I brought down one whole box and dumped its contents on the
- floor next to the bed.
-
- Teri still had the camera on me as I approached her, and she kept up a running
- commentary on the action: "...and this fearless reporter will continue to
- cover the events as they unfold, regardless of the danger--EEEEEEEE!!!!" The
- fearless reporter was smothered with kisses all over her face and body, and I
- snatched the camera and pointed it at her. She stretched out on the bed, and
- her face displayed defiance. "This reporter will not be frightened into
- giving up her story!" she declared firmly.
-
- I picked up the radio-controlled tank and put it on the bed, and held the
- camera on my shoulder with one hand while I operated the tank's controls with
- the other. The tank's treads moved in opposite directions as the armored
- vehicle of destruction turned toward the prone body of the brave reporter.
- Then it slowly thundered forward.
-
- "Eeeeeeeeek!" I watched the fun in the viewfinder as the tank climbed up on
- top of one sexy thigh, then dipped into the valley between her legs, and
- climbed up on her other thigh. I stopped the tank there, and it perched
- precariously as she stared at it wide-eyed. I thumbed a switch, and the
- tank's turret turned until it was pointed at her face. "Now, brazen young
- reporter, you will tell me who your source is!!" I said evilly. Her chest
- heaved up and down with fear, but she kept up her resolve. "Never!"
-
- The tank rumbled forward again, climbing down from her thigh. It turned and
- followed her leg down to her foot, then circled around it and headed back up
- again, between her legs. Its rubber treads met the insides of her thighs, and
- up it climbed again, right over her pussy and onto her stomach. "This is your
- last chance, you decadent tool of the lying capitalist press!"
-
- "I'll never talk!"
-
- The tank continued up her body. Its front pushed her breasts upward. Then it
- climbed up on top of them, its treads pushing down into the delicious flesh.
- Teri arched her back and shook her chest from side to side, trying (not too
- hard) to shake the tank off. It bounced around on her boobs, and I had to
- wrestle with the controls, turning the tank to one side and then the other, to
- keep it from plummeting over the side. I spoke in the panicked voice of the
- tank driver as he radioed his commander: "Sir, the Yankee swine is resisting
- our attack! We're losing traction, we're AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa...." With a
- final shake of Teri's chest, the tank tumbled off of her and landed
- upside-down on the bed.
-
- Teri made an "mmmmmm" sound of delight, and caressed her chest with her hands.
- I was SO horny then, and I wasn't sure how much longer I could keep away from
- her! But my sex-crazed mind had all these wild ideas I wanted to try... I
- stopped the tape in the camera, grabbed several items from the pile, and set
- to work. Teri continued to sprawl on the bed succulently as she watched my
- construction take shape. She again declared that nothing I could do could
- make her talk. I couldn't help glancing up to look at her every so often.
- (Every so VERY often!)
-
- I hefted the camera to my shoulder, went out into the hallway, and thumbed the
- record switch again. Taped underneath the lens was a piece of stiff wire,
- which protruded forward into the camera's field of view. At the other end of
- the wire, also held on with tape, was a plastic model of an F-16 fighter. In
- the viewfinder it looked quite like the rear view of a fighter in flight as I
- swooped into the bedroom.
-
- Teri's luscious body appeared on the horizon, and the fighter dove toward her.
- She clapped her hands to her face in mock horror, squeezing her breasts
- between her forearms.
-
- "ZZZZZZOOOOOOOM!!!" The fighter streaked across the sky just a foot or so
- above the recalcitrant reporter. Her whole body shook as the sonic boom
- buffeted it. The jet zoomed sideways along one wall, then leveled out over
- the dresser and turned back for another pass. The camera was quite heavy, and
- I had to be careful not to let it fly out of my hands of its own momentum!
-
- "You see, Yankee scum, there is no limit to the terrible forces that I can
- unleash upon your scrumptious body! Tell me all your secrets, and I'll let
- you live! (After I've had some fun with you first hehe...)"
-
- "I will not! I'd rather die than satisfy the evil aims of a Commie scoundrel
- such as you!"
-
- The jet streaked toward its yummy target. I held the camera with one hand
- now, and with the other I held an old can of Silly String underneath and a
- little forward of the lens. As the jet soared across its target, I depressed
- the nozzle. A solid stream of pink stuff flew out of the can and passed right
- under the jet, and in the viewfinder it looked as though the stuff was being
- emitted from some horrible new weapon on the fighter. The pink string landed
- across Teri's abdomen.
-
- "Yeeeeeeek!!!"
-
- "Yes, my dear, a terrifying new weapon developed by us and our Bulgarian
- comrades. It hardens on contact, and then it will begin to shrink. You will
- die horribly!"
-
- The jet zoomed around the room and made another pass, this time draping a thin
- pink rope across Teri's jiggling boobs. It made a somewhat awkward 360-degree
- loop above the bed, plummeted straight down toward its victim, and leveled off
- inches above her, leaving behind another pink trail of doom. The fighter made
- pass after pass, and soon strings of pink crisscrossed Teri's chest and
- stomach and arms and legs, like the ropes that bound Gulliver in the land of
- the Lilliputians.
-
- "Now you are trapped, TRAPPED! You lowly Americans should never have tangled
- with us. Now you will pay the pri-- WHAT!!?"
-
- The Silly String had dried, and when Teri arched her back and lifted her
- breasts, the strings that crossed her chest snapped. She flexed her sexy
- legs, and the strings that bound them broke too. She writhed her body, and
- the unbreakable bindings that should have held her captive forever
- disintegrated. Teri brushed the pink flakes off her body and legs with one
- hand. I had pulled the jet off the camera, and had gotten her amazing escape
- on tape. My cock was throbbing and aching, and I was near the end of MY
- rope...
-
- "I have foiled you again. You can NEVER keep me captive and perform your evil
- acts upon me!!" She flashed a victorious look for the camera.
-
- Her body stretched before me in all its succulent softness, and I couldn't
- hold back any more. I left the camera running, set its zoom lens to the
- widest possible angle, and propped the camera against the lamp on the
- nightstand, its lens pointed at the bed. I spoke in my most drooling,
- sex-crazed voice.
-
- "No my dear, there is still something I can do which you will not be able to
- escape." I dove onto the bed.
-
- "Yeeeeeee...!!!!"
-
- I was quickly on top of her, lustily kissing and licking every square inch of
- her flesh. My hands felt all over her body as my face buried itself in her
- chest. Teri grabbed my back and pushed my body against hers even tighter. I
- munched and licked and sucked, and then I lifted my head and slid up her body.
- I planted my lips on hers as I embraced her tightly. Her hands clutched at my
- pants and shoved them down, and shoved my underwear away likewise. One hand
- clutched my throbbing dick and stroked it as we continued to kiss. Then we
- were tumbling over and over on the bed, and I renewed my mental pledge to lick
- and kiss every square centimeter of her at least once. So much to do, and all
- the time in the world...
-
- On the nightstand, the camera ran for a little while longer, until the tape
- reached the end. It rewound the tape automatically. Then it switched itself
- off.
-
- --- Robert E. Epps.
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