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- This is my first post ever. (well, on this
- group) I'm called juan. this is like about
- sex, so if you're not sexy, go read
- alt.fan.rush.limbaugh. That is, of course,
- not to say that everyone who reads afrl is
- BAD... well, technically, at least. But i
- have to warn you. this isn't true (though,
- it would be nice if it was... break the
- tedium, you understand), but the characters
- are based in reality.. the names are
- different.
- @END_FILE_ID.DIZ
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- I have to warn you, however. Though I am a
- guy, there will be no descriptions of 24-inch penises, abnormally large
- breasts, and no words like "fuckmeat" or "cuntlips." If it's in here,
- damnit, it's in OED2. If you don't like it, suck my 24-inch fuckmeat. All
- of you who are below 18... read on... in fact, if you're ABOVE 18, stop
- reading.. you're too conservative. In fact, I'm above 18, so if there's
- any misspellings, it's cause i've turned off my monitor. But, onto the story.
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- "Uhhh.. it says... For..tune...Teh... Fortune Teller!"
- "Yeah! Let's go in there and tell her our fortunes!"
- "No, dumbass, SHE tells US our fortunes."
- "Ah....What's that?"
- "It's like your future, or something."
- "Ah.... What's that?"
- "Uh... I dunno..."
- Crap. I've seen this one about 20 times. This sucks. *sigh*
- Turning the TV off would be much more dramatic if I had a goddamn remote.
- Well, it's not quiet hours yet, I can still blast Ministry and see if I
- can further ruin the speakers. God, I hate living on an all-guys floor.
- But I can bother the nasty drunk fratboys and sore-girls with abrasive
- tuneage. Then maybe I'll play Morphine and Tori Amos just to freak them
- out. Assholes. I'm just in a pissed-off mood tonight, because I'm alone.
- Most of my friends went to Chicago this weekend, and those who didn't,
- bother the fuck out of me on a regular basis. Christ. Get lives. Like me,
- listening to Burning Inside and slamming myself against walls in a futile
- attmpt to injure myself, while leaving eMpTyV on with no sound just to
- make sure i don't miss something good... Yeah... there's a viable
- occurence. eMpTyV showing something good. Ah, the phone rings. Maybe it's
- Trent saying he'll give me studio time and a contract with Nothing
- Records. It isn't.
- "Hello?"
- "Hey juan?"
- "Yeah...."
- "This is Andi."
- "Oh, hey.. What's up?"
- "Um... I'm downstairs..."
- "Oh. Um, well, do you want me to let you up?"
- "Yeah, sure."
- "Cool, I'll be right down."
- "Okay."
- Ummm... Okay... That was my friend Andi. I really don't know her that
- well, but she's very cute. She's like a friend of a friend, but she's a
- very sweet person, and I talk to her every once in a while. She's
- actually a lot more than cute, so I lied. And now she's downstairs. Alone
- (i presume). So I proceed to press stop on the CD, and run down in my
- socks (one orange, and one with little frogs on it) to open the door for
- this young lady, who happens to be confusing me at the moment. She's
- standing in the courtyard, she looks kind of cold. So, I guess I'll be a
- gentleman and open the door.
- "Hey, come in, you look freezing!"
- "Oh, no, I'm alright."
- "Yeah, I can tell. So, what caused you to drop by?" As we walk
- upstairs.
- "Uh, not much. I was sitting in my room alone, cause everyone's out of
- town, and my boyfriend had to go to a wedding, so I figured I'd come over
- to say hi. Is that okay?"
- "Oh, yeah... no problem at all.." Boyfriend. I hate that word. And I
- don't like the guy very much either. I mean, I've never met him, but he's
- too lucky to be alive. I mean Andi IS my friend, and I love her with all
- my heart, but MAN is she cute! She's not cute in the same blonde
- perfect-girl sorrority-sister 90210 suburban way that most girls on
- campus are. I really don't like that type of girl. They're all
- the same. And they wear too much makeup and perfume. I love the way a
- woman looks and smells... Why cover it up, that's my question? So anyway,
- back to the current issue. Andi is this really cute brunette with
- shoulder-length hair that likes to get in her face. She has a very
- proportioned body, with big hips (yay!) and a butt that is perfectly
- round and very very nice. Oh, the wonders of the female body. I like
- jeans. She's wearing the perfect outfit. (well, close) A white T-shirt
- (yum!), jeans, and a light blue button-down shirt, open. Jeez, no wonder
- she was cold! I mean it IS spring, but this town is fucked UP. It's
- always cold here. So she follows me up one floor, down the hall, and
- into my room. (the one with the scanned-in printed-out picture of Bjork
- on the door) I mumble something about the mess, and kick my skateboard
- out of the way, grab some multicolored socks, toss them in the closet,
- put my guitar against the wall. Turn and smile.
- "Music?"
- "Sure.."
- "You pick." She walks to the right side of the room, by the 386.
- "These yours?"
- "Nope, those're Neil's." Neil's my roommate. We met in grade school.
- He rocks. We have pretty much the same taste in music, and women, which
- tends to be weird sometimes. But at least we can forlornly complain
- about the beauty of girls before we sleep. But he has bad taste in
- computers. He likes PC's, and I like Macs and NeXTs.
- "Umm... What's Morphine?"
- "A drug." She gives me a sarcastic smile. God, she has beautiful full
- lips... Kinda like Drew Barrymore lips, but better. "Also a really cool
- rock band with saxophones and slide bass, etc. They're really cool. Trust
- me."
- "Mind if we listen to this?"
- "Not at all. Here, i got it." The trembling saxophone of Honey White
- fills the room. "Are you okay? You seem kinda nervous." She looks up,
- smiles faintly. I'm about to come in my pants at this point. Well,
- technically, no. But my heart seems to be competing with the quick beat
- spilling out of the speakers above my head. Let's up the tempo, shall
- we? I really hate it when women have that effect on me. This next thing
- really confused me. She walks up to me, and places her chest lightly
- against mine, and looks into my eyes, expressionless. My mind screams at
- me, trying to get me to step back, but I refuse. I want to hold my
- ground. I want to see what happens next. My heart is really
- helter-skelter now. The sax whines and shrieks. I lick my lips. Her
- porcelain-white cheeks are flushed, now, and she looks so cute. I guess
- it's my move now. I always hated chess. *think* I put my hand on her hips.
- It's all downhill from there. She opens her mouth, and i can see her
- soft tongue resting on her shiny white teeth. She reaches up, an bites my
- lower lip, softly, pulling down a bit. I move my forehead down, resting
- it on hers. "You're a weirdo." Softly. I then stick out my tongue, and
- lick her teeth and upper lip. She smiles.
- "Yeah.. but you like it." Through clenched teeth. She takes off my
- glasses, they go on the desk, puts her hands on my ribs.
- "I know." I slip my hands under her shirt, just above her waist, and
- one of them smoothes over her stomach to poke her belly button. She
- giggles, releasing my trapped lip, and rims the inside of my lips with
- her tongue, pressing her pelvis to me. By now she can tell i like it.
- She smells so nice. I move my other hand behind her, to her spinal
- column, and trace it up and down. She reaches up and kisses me, her
- warm lips so soft, her tongue running over mine. I press her to me, and
- return the kiss. We stand there for about a minute, making each other's
- mouths wet. I am breathing fast. We finally break. I hate to do this,
- this causes me more pain than shoving a pine-cone in my urethra, but I
- have to. My loins screamed 'NO,' but my heart is stronger. I have to. I
- force myself to say: "You have a boyfriend." Ouch. It hurt just to say
- that. She looks down. Bad sign. She puts her head on my chest.
- "Will you regret it?"
- "I'm worried YOU will. I don't want you to hurt someone you love. I
- don't want you to do something you'll regret." She kisses my neck. That's
- the last straw. That I can't resist.
- "I'll never regret it." I smile softly. I know I'm going to get
- hurt, I know I'll get attached, and I'll be miserable for the whole summer.
- I kiss her. Fuck it. She presses herself against me, and i move my
- hands up to her breasts. She takes in breath sharply, kisses me more
- vigorously. Oh boy. What am I doing? Who cares? Her nipples become more
- rigid, easier to find through her bra. I touch them softly, which is
- hard to do, because she's pressed against me. I feel around. Let's
- see... no hard plastic or metal at the back, I feel between her hot
- chest, and bingo! One of those bitch-hard clasps. Erm... She makes a
- little moaning noise. I like that. *snap* Yay! The halves of her bra
- slip around sideways, and her breasts are free. My hand probes around
- more, and she finally pushes me away. I'm worried for a second, but she
- begins to take her shirt off. I do the same to mine. My excitement below
- the belt is evident, but I do nothing. When she's done, she
- practically leaps at me. I guess she is excited as well. She lies down
- on the bed.
- "Wait up. That's Neil's bed. Go up, mine's the top bunk."
- "With the picture of Trent Reznor, and the dead babies."
- "The babies are H.R. Giger." We talk no more. I lie on her, and we
- kiss, move down, and I kiss her beautiul tummy, and put my
- tongue in her bellybutton. Her chest moves up and down with her
- breathing, and I can't resist. I move my tongue in a spiral around
- her nipple 'til I finally reache the center. She whimpers. I massage
- the other with my fingertips. She squeezes my shoulders and arches her
- back. Oh boy. I then began to suck on her nipples, lightly biting them,
- and running my tongue quickly over them, back and forth. She moanes. I
- move up and kiss her neck, and mouth. Her mouth seems strangely cold
- after her chest. She puts her hand between her legs, and squeezes.
- There's a little dark spot there. I imagine she is quite turned-on. I
- reach down, and unbutton her pants. She lifts her beautiful rear off
- of the bed, and I take her pants to her ankles. Her panties are even more
- wet. I am uncontrollable by this point. I put my fingers in her
- waistband, and move them to the back, and front again. She squirms and
- whimpers. I pull them down, slowly. Her dark pubic hair beautifully
- rims her pink lips. Oh boy. I kiss up her inner thighs, from her knees
- up, until I reach my favorite part. She is going insane. I lick her a
- little, and use my fingers to pry apart her wet labia. I put my tongue
- round and round, and in her vagina a bit. She is practically screaming by
- now. I move down a bit to her other hole and play with that a bit. She
- sounds like she's in pain, but that was most likely not it. I put two
- of my fingers in her, and she moans...
- "Make love to me." I need no further encouragement, trust me. I remove
- my pants as quickly as possible, and I put myself inside of her, slowly,
- until i've filled her, and I'm resting my chest against hers again. She's
- breathing at a hundred miles an hour, and we kiss again. I move, faster
- and faster, in time to the sax, the drums, the slide bass, smoothly
- spilling over my spine, in time to my heart, beating faster, faster,
- knowing it's going to be broken, but beating all the faster for it. She
- curves her back upwards, and we go faster, faster, in time to the
- breathing, the clock on the wall, the flashing of the police lights on
- the window, now beaded with rain, and everything turns fuzzy colors,
- worlds swirl, and the low rumbling bass notes pound my brain. Sweat hangs
- in the air, along with other smells, familiar and alien at the same time.
- I forget about the past, the future, and lose myself in feelings, both
- physical and emotional... and soon, we lay next to each other, my cheek
- on her shoulder, looking across her breasts to the calendar on the wall,
- and the voice pours out of the speakers like honey...
- "I know it drives you crazy when I pretend you don't exist/When I like
- to lean in close, and run my hands against your lips..." And we lay
- together... and I can't help thinking about it now, as tears spill
- sideways over the bridge of my nose and onto her perfect shoulders, and
- she turns to me with a worried look on her beautiful face, her achingly
- beautiful face that I'll never forget, and I can't control it anymore,
- and I start to shake, as she puts her soft, warm arms around me, and I
- feel safe. I feel safe again, but I can't help it, I still can't help
- thinking about it...
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