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This is even sicker!!!

You're going to be scared!


Castle Rock presents.....

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Misery Rides Again@END_FILE_ID.DIZ


dir: Penelope Ann Miller (directorial debut)

screenplay: Joe Esterhaus (Sliver)

starring - Hugh Grant as Sal, Kathy Bates as Bertha, Whoopi Goldberg as
Carla, and Jessica Tandy as Ethel, Iman as Simbetta the African Princess,
Patrick Swayze as Jacque, leader of the French communist part, Tom Bosley
as the Windham sheriff, and Vicki the robot as herself.



    Same Concept as Misery! Different characters! It can't lose.  Plus,
it has a few erotic twists that will be sure to dazzle, delight, and disturb!

    It all starts when famous romance novelist, Sal (Hugh Grant) arrives
in the sleepy town of Windham, Maine, situated near Sebago lake. This
popular American writer needs some peace and quiet to finish
his latest romance novel, Grand Daddies, about five fat, gay men who adopt
a truckload of crippled Portuguese boys to fuck the men while the men are
eating. He rents a cozy shack from three landlords, Bertha, Ethel, and Carla.
As the three give him the keys they are oddy belligerent "By the way, cutie,"
Bertha says, "we're lesbians and we like to fuck. All three of us.
And we don't get jealous of each other, so fuck you."
    Sal is a little taken aback by their defensiveness but assures
them, "Hey, don't worry.  In fact, I'm writing a book about gay guys
who like to fuck. All five of them. And they don't get jealous
of each other, so fuck you!"
    Carla scowls at him, "It's not the same, you bastard."
    Bertha examines Sal. She looks at his face. Then she pulls down
his pants and stare into his asshole.
    "Eh? What's this all about?" Sal inquires.
    Bertha ignores him and tapes a dried up twizzler to his butt hair. Sal
is confused, but before he can say anything, Bertha shouts, "Wait a
minute, I recognize you! You're on all those talk shows! You're, like,
famous!"
    "I guess you've found me out, "Sal smirks.
    "Yeah, I know you, Bertha snarls, "you're Hitler!"  With that, she
pounces on him and rips off his ears with her teeth. "Take that, Hitler!
I'll show you some ehnic cleansing, you fattee boombaladee!" Sal cries in
horror and agony because his ears are now bloody stumps, "Hitler's dead," he
protests, "you've got the wrong guy!"
    Bertha realies her mistake too late. She is instantly ashamed.
In her contrition, she goes inside to masturbate to pictures of her
father. But to make things worse, only urine comes out. This makes her cry
so much that she loses control of her bodily functions and involuntarily
urinates even more. Bertha almost goes into despair, but soon laughs at her
trauma and cheers herself by briefly adopting the name "urine lady."
    Meanwhile, Ethel steps in to apologize, "oooo...sorry about that dear,
Bertha thinks a lot of people are Hitler. How about we make it up to you,
sweetie? You can stay at our place and we'll fix up those bloody stumps and
make 'em look nice.  You can stay in our guest room. it's nicer than that
old shack. Besides the shack is made out of our pubes and hardened diarhea.
It'll be too warm in there. You go right to the guest room.  And I'll make
you some nice hot cocoa and bring it to you.  Then you can fuck my frail body
until my spine snaps."
    With the pain beginning to alleviate, Sal smiles and consents. Soon we
arrive at a new scene, with spilled cocoa on the ground and two bodies
smacking away in the guest room.  Sal is now reinvigorated with his new
banana ears. As Sal and Ethel have sex one can hear the distinct sounds of
cracking noises as Ethel's brittle rib bones are breaking like twigs with
the intensity of their lovemaking. Ethel's body is so hollow that Sal's semen
goes right through her vagina and out of her anus. Later, while the two
are sleeping, Carla comes out to chew on the dried semen (which now has an
ass taste).
    After their sleep, it seems as though Sal and Ethel form a bond.
Sal even offers to let Ethel read the unfinished manucript of Grand
Daddies. Ethel is so estatic over this that she begins to hyperventilate.
Unfortunately, this heavy breathing only exacerbates the pain of her
broken ribs. In the resulting delirium of pain, she absent mindedly grabs a
fork and twirls off her wrinkly breasts and eats them like they were
meatballs. Slightly embarrassed at her scene, Ethel giggles, grabs the
manuscript, and runs to share it with her lesbian, fish-eating friends,
as blood flows from her chest.  Sal smirks and rolls his eyeballs, "chicks."
    Ethel runs to the master bedroom and all three read the story.
As they read, they lick each page, causing their tounges to look like
road maps with all the paper cuts. Then, almost as an afterthought, all
three stick their tongues in a wine glass, filling the chalice with
blood and drool. They put the glass on the nightable and get in
bed.Ethel, in her senilty, had forgotten about her bleeding chest.
Luckily, Bertha and Carla notice it and staunch the flow of blood with rock
hard shit. Then softly, all three whisper the names of old relatives and
fuck till morn.

Interlude-

    Meanwhile, in an obscure village, in an obscure Karioke bar in
Mexico, Mexican leaders meet to lament their political woes caused by the
collapsing Mexican economy. In the background, an autistic, Mexican peasant
(to be played by a real Mexican peasant!) sings Cindy Lauper's "Time after
time." The leaders decide that they
need a scapegoat to take the heat of them - some sucker who will be the fall
guy.  Someone (cameo by Paul Rodriguez) pulls out a photograph of the famous
American romance novelist, Sal. Then, the same someone arches back and
plunges his knife into the photograph. "How about this fucker!" he says,
clenching his teeth. The Mexicans leaders applaud, "Perfect! Exellent! He's
the man! Down with Sal! American pig! Fuck Sal!" A Mexican man calls
over Vicki the Robot, an experimental technology stolen from the French
communist party a few years before. The Mexican shows her the photo.
"Retrieve me this man!" he shouts. "Yes, master..." she says in a
metallic voice. "Anything else, master, " Vicki says.  And in reply, "Just
make sure you give me head, you robot bitch...." and all the
Mexicans in the bar let out evil cackles as Vicki takes his dick into her
chromium mouth.  The Mexican peasant singer laughs deliriously, even
though he doesn't know why he's laughing. Soon, he begins to puke out bile
and filth. The pain makes him cry.


(more late, when I find time....)