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- This is a story I wrote, just kinda screwing around. Any criticism is
- welcome, by e-mail only please.
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- Happy Reading!
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- Here's the full title:
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- ...Castle Rock Presents..
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- @BEGIN_FILE_ID.DIZ
- Mom! Grandpa Tit Fucked Some Strange
- Nympho Whore and Then Slipped on His
- Retarded Grandson's Drool and Cracked
- His Fuckin' Skull!@END_FILE_ID.DIZ
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- dir:Joe Johnston (Rocketeer)
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- stars: Christina Applegate (nympho whore), Walter Mathau (Grandpa), Susan
- Sarandon (mom), Sylvester Stallone (nympho/whore's fuck pal), Rob and Fab
- (the black, German exchange students), Elijah Wood (the kid)
- and former Band leader of the Arsenio Hall show, Michael, as the cum that
- Grandpa ejaculates.....
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- In the tradition of Mom! Stop or I'll Shoot and Don't Tell Mom the
- Babysitter's Dead is this movie (oh, like, i'm going to write it out
- again). Christina Applegate is the good looking slut next door to an
- aging, arthritic widower who writes children's stories. He lives with his
- middle aged, embittered daughter (Susan Sarandon), who works
- as a tough-as-nails, bitch corporate lawyer who keeps herself sexually
- active by going to the men's room and fisting herself with a magenta
- briefcase while young male law clerks chew on her ears.
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- Susan Sarandon's husband died before her son Billy was born. Her
- husband was a dedicated highway patrolman who died of cancer due to his
- unfortunate habit of irradiating his balls with radar guns. As a result,
- his irradiated sperm caused Billy to be born as a full blown retard.
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- One day, while Grandpa is drawing his children's book about a fat,
- impotent hedgehog name Pippy, he notices young Billy ram his fat, freaky
- head into the window. That seems to mean that something must be going on
- outside. Grandpa looks out of the window and sees right into the window of
- the house next door- right into the the master bedroom. He can clearly see
- a short Italian man, drenched in sweat and semen, sticking a celery stick
- with peanut butter on it into his own asshole. Never mind why. His sexual
- companion, the lusty blonde girl quivering on the bed, is obviously not
- being satisfied.
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- Through her bow legs she catches the eyes of the aroused old man.She
- gives him a sultry look. The old man starts to drool. So does young
- Billy (but he always does that). She gets out of bed and indicates
- through sign language that she's coming over.
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- Grandpa turns to Billy and smacks him in his face, "Not a word of
- this to your mother, idiot boy, Grandpa has to take care of
- business!" The door bell rings. He rushes downtairs to the door and lets her
- in. But from out of the kitchen come the two black, German exchange
- students....they look at grandpa and the young woman and can pretty
- much guess what they're up to. One of them says, "Don't you dare fuck our
- whore, Grandpa, we're her pimps, and we get to say who she does, get it?
- They pull out switch blades. Billy, sensing something is wrong, runs
- downstairs, drool flowing out of his mouth, and catches them by surpise by
- absent-mindedly grabbing onto each of their sets of balls and yanking them
- like he was pulling down curtains. Then Grandpa takes out a spoon and
- unnecessaily gouges out their eyes. Apparantly this is a turn on for
- the nymph/whore, who stars licking these bloody and bloodshot babies
- for all their worth.
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- Grandpa and the nymph/whore start going at it on the stairs. She
- takes of her clothes and his withered penis bathes in the pleasure of
- her saline-powered breasts. Meanwhile, Billy sensing opportunity with
- the four recently exposed orifices of the young German students, skull
- fucks the two writhing bodies until he goes blind.
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- Grandpa cums on the the whore. Soon, he pulls himself off of
- her in order to find a couch to sleep on, but he slips on the drool of
- his grandson, which, in all the excitement, they forgot to clean up. He
- falls down a flight of stairs and cracks his head wide open.
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- Just then, Mom comes home from work
- with some store bought Roasted Chicken and five pints of mashed potatoes
- for dinner. Initially shocked at the disguting and lurid scene before her,
- she spanks Billy with a frying pan for his bad behavior. She then replaces
- the eyeballs of her little German pimp friends with some potato mush, and
- the exchange students thank her, although they claim their vision is
- now "semen-like and potato-ish." Upon seeing her father's corpse, she gets
- emotional and is unsure of what to do. The nymph/whore suggests that
- they open up his bladder and feast on his urine. Mom says no to that idea
- and throws the nymph/whore out of the house. But upon again looking at
- her father's dead corpse, she decides to enter his exposed brains into
- her crotch and finds herself in full blown orgasm within seconds. Billy
- watches her and masturbates so hard that his dead father's parting radiation
- gift is chunked out of him through his blood and semen. He instantly
- becomes a smart boy and cures AIDs. He's still blind though.
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- jon davis
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