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German Headquarter | | \ / / // /\| | | \/_ / // / \ Lightforce! Fastest Dist Side | | \______// /___/ | | 20/11/96 | sTZ!/_ / /\ Sceptic /X Design Fastest Dist Side | | | \ \______/ \ | | 08:14:17 | \_\ \ / Rektum! /X Division World Headquarter | | | \_____\/ | `----------¦ ¦-----------------------------------------' : : . · @BEGIN_FILE_ID.DIZMOUSE issue 1. The Uk's New Unofficial newsletter. The real news as it happens. ******************************************** Mouse we dont pull no punches. N. Benn! Mouse more bollocks than a butchers bin! ******************************************** @END_FILE_ID.DIZ MOUSE OR THE DOG THAT ROARED OF THE CAT THAT BARKED! Breaking news as it happens. In a rather bizzare twist happening earlier this week agent-x alias semtex amongst a different alias per bbs he is on. Saught to seek advice from the investigation department of our good old telephone service the interview follows. [actually they knocked on his door but hey] So you made us wait outside for 5 hours till you came home. You do realise this is a serious charge under the abstraction of the piss charge! eh! Well there where no toilets around and well we had to wait for 5 hours till you came back. We are all really desperate men you know. Eh! Desperate men as in well we are really desperate and wed like to use your toilet if we can. Eh! Look either we use your toilet or the more serious charge of abstraction of the piss and a rather more horrendous flatulance charge will ensue. You didnt have to drive all the way up here in the car with them other guys hes had something really nasty. We all warned him about curry but would he listen. Mouse wishes to warn folks there are desperate men out there. In a more serious note mouse was informed this week that Shares in Cannon and also Amstrad rose sharply as several major firms had to go out and buy more fax machines to keep up with an unpresidenet rise in the number of fax backs being ordered from firms. A spokesman for compuserve said its unbeliveable there are 31 phone numbers in the whole of the uk ordereing non stop faxes from us. We are working around the clock to keep up with the demand. Our outgoing bill is gonna be tremendous. Mouse is unhappy to report that as soon as a uk number was blocked from calling 0800 numbers profits in bt dropped sharply from £100 a second down to £20. Mouse is also pleased to report that visting sega world in the trocadero in london is a must!. Visit the gents toilets in Macdonalds and make sure you have a drink on you. As you are 5 floors up and can hurl copious amounts of coke onto all the damned tourists some 5 floors below. There is also an endless amount of loo roll to stick in the sink and throw as well. Mouse was also saddened to see the departure of Cement [Simply the best](his own words ed) City. Aparently the sysop threatened with the prospect of a job comming on the horizon. Passed out in shock and has never never never been seen again. Mouse is also pleased to see the arrival of real traders on the Uk scene at last. Yep arm yourself with a cheapo 49 quid 28.8k modem get yourself and internet account. join the aminet download call yer local board stick yer name on it instant mega trader status overnight. Or until the next fone bill comes in and then the 28.8k gets sold to pay for the bill sniff. Traders gotta love em! Mouse is also pleased to see some uk bbs'es offering instant telnet and email amongst other items to entise traders onto there 1 node boards. Mouse has discovered upon calling that they never seem to be working when he calls no matter what time of the day it is. telnet is always off irc always off always a problem hmph mouse will keep you posted. . wE aRE... . . --+----------- - -- - --------- - --- -- ----------+-----+-- -- - | ____ _____ :: :: ___ _____ _____ ____ ....| ___|_ _______ _/ _ \_/ _ \:: ::/ \ _/ _ \_/ _ \_/ _ \ ....|_/ _ \/ _ / / /__/ / _/`:.:: . \ /___/ _/ / / \::::/ /___/\___ \/\ _/ / \_ /_ \_ :: ! \ /_ \_ \___/¬\_/ \_:: / \_ / \_ \_________/___\___/. ::______/_______/________/_______/::_________/________/ | `:.:'vC | | .-+-----------------------------------------------------:-----+---. | | sMASHiNG iTS wAY tO iNFiNiTY !! : | | | : | | | |kEWL fUCK aMiGA 4ooo/o6o/5o mHZ 2o mEGS, 4 giGS, 33.6K v.EVERYTHING | : _ _ | | | | : // 3 nODES rINGDOWN! \\ +-----+ | `-:------------------------------------------------------\----|---' _| __/\__ uK s!X sUPPORT sITE - dEMO aVAiLABLE \ : \| \ øø / \ . \ /_ ._\ aMiGA O-1 - hPA - cONSOLES - pEE cEE \ ::. +--+\ \/ \|::. | | \ hYDRA & sMODEM tRANSFERS at 1152oo bPS \:::. +--+ \ |\::::. | | \ sYSOP: dATA-sTREAM cO'S: gAZ P - zANDOR/sR - d-CODE \____ | : \ | \ +----=---\-=-----=-----[ +[44] o1472 3498o8 ]-----=-----=--+--=----+ |\________\___________________________________________________/| . · : : .----------¦ _____ ¦-----------------------------------------. | o2 _|_\ \_ | | | /\ \____\\ | Shelter Fastest Dist Side | | / \___\_ \\ | | | / / / /_____ | Fix Ltd. 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