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- "Hi! I'm Mona, what car do you drive ?"
- "I take the bus, cars pollute!","An environmentalist, very nice! ","3"
- "I got a Porsche and I am proud of it! ","I like Ferrari's. ","0"
- "Ford Tempo","Excitement!! With cruise control? ","1"
- "I have got a motorcycle.","A bike, my style. ","5"
- "I only have a bicycle.","Nerd,how are we going to make out on your bicycle! ","-100"
- "I have sort of smashed the last car I had.","A dangerous driver, you should be more careful. ","1"
- "Where would you take me on a first date ?"
- "A movie and a burger.","Wow, exciting. ","1"
- "A romantic French dinner.","Sorry, don't like French food! ","-100"
- "A let you decide.","No, imagination what so ever! ","0"
- "Shopping! Girls love shopping.","Great idea, if you're paying. ","5"
- "To the zoo. ","What for, to see your friends? Just kidding. ","3"
- "To the airport.","Yeah, that sounds goood. ","2"
- "What's exotic to you ?"
- "What's exotic to you?","You'll have to find out! ","1"
- "Bathtub of jelly.","Different, I guess! ","2"
- "Sex, fully closed.","I must try it! ","5"
- "A burger with a banana split. ","I love food too! ","3"
- "Sex in a moving airplane. ","Oh no, I get airsick. ","0"
- "Sex all the times. ","Is sex all you think about!!! ","-100"
- "Is sex a taboo subject for you ? "
- "Not at all","Glad to hear it. ","3"
- "Depends with who.","I know what you mean. ","2"
- "Depends what time it is.","You right, that makes sense. ","4"
- "What country are we in?","In doesn't matter. ","-100"
- "Yes, it is.","Well, I'll try to change your mind! ","1"
- "Sex is only for married people.","A serious man, I like that.","5"
- "Do you enjoy a girl teasing you?"
- "Depends on the mood I am in.","Oh a moody person. ","1"
- "What kind?","It's not mind games, I tell you that. ","3"
- "Any time you're ready!","Not, with you buddy!! ","-100"
- "If I have nothing to do!","Well, don't do me any favours!! ","0"
- "Yes, sure.","You do? Never heard that before. ","1"
- "Yes, sometimes it leads places!","That's the intention! ","5"
- "What could satisfy you?"
- "You could!","I'm very lucky. ","1"
- "Certain things.","Please answer my questions!! ","-100"
- "Do I really must think about it?","Don't think too hard! ","1"
- "A tall cool drink on a hot day.","That's all!! " ,"2"
- "Money, power and girls.","Yeah, I love Scarface too! ","5"
- "True love.","That's so sweet! ","3"
- "What's your most embarrasing moment?"
- "Finding no toilet paper when you need it!","Don't you check first!! ","1"
- "None of your business.","Well, you have an attitude problem. ","-100"
- "Tripping when looking at a nice girl.","Explain, nice to me! ","1"
- "Spilling a drink on a date. ","Hey, that happens to me too!! ","4"
- "Wearing pants when they rip.","I know what you mean. ","5"
- "None of the above.","Never happened to me. ","2"
- "Did your dreams ever come true?"
- "Yes, they have.","How magical! ","2"
- "No, they haven't.","I am sorry, you got to try harder. ","3"
- "I'm still thinking","Don't think too hard, you might get tired!! ","1"
- "I don't dream at night.","Nerd, I am talking in life!! ","-100"
- "Occasionally, but not to their full extent.","Really, me too! ","5"
- "Why do you care?","Sorry for asking,it was only a question! ","0"
- "I like chocolates, do you like chocolates?"
- "No, they're fattening!!","Oh maybe we've something else in common!! ","1"
- "Yes, only after dinner.","I'll eat them when I want!! ","0"
- "Yes, MR. BIG is my favourite.","Why, does it remind you of somethin you don't have? ","-100"
- "White chocolate only.","You must be prejudiced. ","0"
- "Only Black thick chocolate.","Uhm, interesting!! " ,"3"
- "All kinds, as long as it's sweet.","But, don't eat too much of it!! ","2"
- "I am a vegeterian, about you?"
- "I respect that, but I don't share the same view","Why not? ","1"
- "Me, too. ","Oh, how nice. ","2"
- "Are you kidding? I love meat!","I am sure it loves you too! ","-100"
- "I eat meat, but I'm very selective!!","Good, I'm picky too. ","1"
- "I love my veggies! "," I like them too.! ","4"
- "Veggies is my middle name! ","Nice name! I wonder if you are not lying. ","2"
- "How do you feel right now? "
- "Right now, I feel hot!!","Hot as a pepper! ","2"
- "Hey, I watch FONZIE!","Real mature. ","1"
- "I'm as cool as the wind!","Where, in the Carabeean? ","0"
- "I could dash and dine","You would love that eh! ","3"
- "I'm cool cause my collar's up, babe!","I thought you were ready for Halloween! ","1"
- "No, it's pretty warm here!","You're a nerd or stupid. ","-100"
- "What's the best line you use to pick up girls? "
- "Hey babe, you're looking good tonight!","Low class, no imagination. ","1"
- "Have sex with me, and I won't bother you again.","Tempting, I have to think about that. ","3"
- "You have beautiful eyes, and a great figure!","Not bad,not bad! ","4"
- "Don't I know you from somewhere?","Average. ","2"
- "I'm sorry, but you look familiar?","What I look like your sister! ","0"
- "I have a big nose, and you know what that means.","It means you have a lot of nose-dirt ","-1"
- "What's your idea of romance ?"
- "A big slice and a pop.","Pizza is for penny spenders! ","1"
- "You serenate a song to her, in a real bad voice.","It's the thought that counts. ","3"
- "A drive-in movie, do you have a car?","And probably I would have to pay for the movie too! ","0"
- "A Shakespeare poem under the stars.","Shakespeare aint' in. ","1"
- "A long walk on the beach at night.","So, typical, and I am not a typical girl. ","0"
- "A passionate phone call at midnight.","You've been calling to many times 976 lines. ","-1"
- "Do you feel women are equal to men?"
- "When it comes to paying bills, yeah!","Male, chauvanist! ","-100"
- "Equal hairdryer time, sure!","I hope you hair dryer explodes! ","-100"
- "I believe in 50% of equal chores.","Think again! ","0"
- "Well, looking at anatomy, we're surely not equal.","A funny guy, but get lost now! ","-100"
- "Yes, I believe in equal rights.","I don't think you mean it. ","1"
- "Well, man's brain is bigger than a woman's brain.","It's quality not quantity. ","3"
- "What turns you men on ?"
- "Talking to a babe like you.","That's sweet. ","5"
- "Tender loving care.","Yeah right! ","1"
- "Just doing anything together.","Are you feeling alright? ","1"
- "B.Y.O.C. Bring your own condom","Don't leave home without it. ","2"
- "Full massage.","Are you serious? ","-100"
- "A nude girl on tv.","I know what you mean! ","1"
- "Do you respect a woman's brain?"
- "If I could pinch her brain, sure!","Pig! ","-100"
- "I believe a woman's brain is in her breasts.","And the man in its genitals. Bye,Bye ","-100"
- "Isn't the Queen a woman!","That's right! ","2"
- "Sure, it's the first thing a I look in a woman.","Yeah right! ","-1"
- "No, sorry I don't.","Well, at least you're honest.","3"
- "None of the above.","You, don't have an opinion?!. Nerd. ","-1"
- "Do you have any secrets, I should know?"
- "Yes, but it's personal.","I want to know all your secrets! ","2"
- "Yes, I was a king in my previous life.","And I was your queen?" ,"3"
- "No, I have no secrets.","If you're not willing to play, don't play! ","-100"
- "That's for me to know, and for u to find out!","I guess I'll never get a chance.","-100"
- "Yes, I am filthy rich!","Take a bath then.","-100"
- "Yes, I am on a secret mission.","Alright, James Bond! Take me with you!","4"
- "What cologne are you wearing?"
- "It's old spice!","Great smell! NOT!! ","-100"
- "It's aqua velva.","I am speechless! ","1"
- "It's drakkar.","Don't like it, sorry, but I am very picky! ","-100"
- "I'm not wearing any cologne.","That's where the smell is coming from, just kidding.","5"
- "Macho man. ","Smells, macho to me! Too bad I don't like machos!","-100"
- "I am not sure, if I did put it on.","You're a nerd, maybe I'll change you.","3"
- "Are you a big spender?"
- "I save pennies.","Wow, a thrifter, I am not impressed! ","-100"
- "Yeah, I would treat you to McDonald's","I love McDonald!! ","4"
- "Nice wheather, we have today.","Don't try to change, the subject now! ","1"
- "I spend so much, I don't have any money. ","Cheapoh!!","-100"
- "No comment!","It wasn't a difficult question. ","0"
- "Sometimes, when I am with the right company.","What's that, yourself!","0"
- "Do you have a present girlfriend?"
- "No, I don't","How do I know!","1"
- "No, I don't, I have a wife though!","You're a sick man! ","-100"
- "I'm still waiting","A romantic person! ","3"
- "I have one, nothing serious!","Just one eh!","2"
- "I believe love at first sight!","At what ? Everysight!","3"
- "I have a few, but always looking for more!","What are you a superstud!","-100"
- "What are you thinking?"
- "Nothing at all, my mind is blank!","I don't like brainless people! ","-100"
- "What are you thinking?","I asked you first, never mind. ","2"
- "Lotto numbers.","What numbers, I play too. ","3"
- "Is this a video game, or is it real!","What! Is this what u think of me? ","-100"
- "I can 't say, but it involves you and me.","A fantasy, I like that. ","5"
- "Having sex, with you.","That's funny, keep thinking. ","1"
- "Do you dance?"
- "Depends with who?","I am sorry, that was a simple question! ","-100"
- "If it's rock and roll! Otherwise nope.","I am sorry I like all music. ","1"
- "Sure, I do.","Wow, a dancer.","4"
- "Don't know how to dance.","Are you shy, I'll teach you. ","5"
- "I could dance all night!","Glad to hear it, hope you find a partner. ","-100"
- "Any music, any time.","Good, I will call you if I need you. ","3"
- "Move closer, I can't see you very well? "
- "Is this close enough? "," That's too close! You're scaring me!! ","-100"
- "You can't see me, this is a video game!","You have no imagination!","-100"
- "I wish I could get closer, but I can't!","I wish that too.","3"
- "I like your tone of voice.","Yeah, you sound ok, too.","1"
- "Trust me, I see you, and you look good.","Thanks.","2"
- "Now, you're talking.","Talking about what?","0"
- "If you had a girlfriend, would you cheat on her?"
- "Depends on what day it is.","Don't go out with cheaters!! ","-100"
- "Depends how much I am respected.","Compared to what! ","0"
- "How can you ask!","Well, I am a curious person. ","3"
- "I never cheat on my girlfriends.","Funny guy! ","5"
- "Never.","Everybody is human, expect you. ","-100"
- "I never had a girlfriend.","Oh, a virgin eh! ","3"
- "I remember your face, do I know you from somewhere? "
- "When?","Sometime ago. ","1"
- "Should I remember?","Why not! I am not important?? ","-100"
- "It must have been a dream.","A good dream too. ","5"
- "From the supermarket?","No, that's no it. ","2"
- "At school?","Maybe, that's possible. ","3"
- "At the XXX rated video store.","Sorry, I never go there, loser. ","-100"
- "How do I look tonight?"
- "Terrific!!","Thanks.","2"
- "How do I look?","Conceded aren't we? ","0"
- "I don't know, like a painting?","The Mona Lisa, I hope. ","3"
- "Your hair smells nice!","What about my body?!! ","1"
- "You're ugly.","Same to you. ","-100"
- "You could look better.","You right, I am not my best tonight. ","4"
- "Why did you wink at me?"
- "Something to do.","Are you bored, you don't like this video game???","-100"
- "There was a fly in my eye.","Sure, sure. ","2"
- "Someone's got to do it right!","It's a good signal. ","3"
- "It worked didn't it?","I am glad you did! ","5"
- "You can't see.","I must be blind, if am talking to you. ","-100"
- "Because, you're pretty.","Why didn't you say so. ","0"
- "What wish would you like to come true?"
- "Win lotso a money.","That would be nice. ","2"
- "World peace","Church is just around the corner. ","1"
- "I wish to have you.","I am not an object. ","-100"
- "I wish to have sex, right now!!","Ok, take your clothes off, and I'll think about it. ","2"
- "Travel the galaxies","You've been watching Star Trek, I like Star Trek. ","5"
- "Win this game.","Patience, my dear, patience. ","3"
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