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- "What's your name ?"
- "Joe Schmoe","Nice name Joe. ","1"
- "Mental Mikey ","Ok Mikey. ","3"
- "Franz The rebel ","You're a rebel!! ","2"
- "Albert The Wild ","I heard you're a stud!! ","1"
- "Dick Buckteeth","Nice teeth Dick! ","John"
- "Jazzy John ","I love Jazz ","2"
- "What do you do ?"
- "I am unemployed","Really, so am I. ","1"
- "Student","I'm sorry, I don't like students! ","1"
- "Chemical Engineer","You're too smart for me! ","1"
- "Lawyer","Lawyer, you guys are over rated. ","1"
- "Doctor ","I have a pain in my chest, would you like to check it? ","2"
- "Computer programmer","A lot people think you're a geek, but I don't think so!! ","1"
- "What's your salary ?"
- "None of your business!","You have an attitude problem, boy!! ","-1"
- "Millions!!","Yeah,right is that in pesos or liras? ","1"
- "$ 19,457.45 ","Are you a nerd? Or maybe you're an accountant? ","0"
- "Not much! But money is not important! ","Sure, we can live on love ? NOT!!! ","1"
- "We can share what I have. ","You are so sweet!! ","4"
- "Enough! ","Well, excuse me for asking, I hate cheap people. ","1"
- "Do you have a condom on you ? "
- "Yes, just in case you are in the mood! ","Don't worry it looks like you're not going to be lucky tonight! ","-1"
- "No, but I know a drugstore which is open! ","I am sorry but by that time, I will not be in the mood. ","1"
- "Sorry, don't believe in sex before marriage. ","Either you are a priest, or you are a liar. ","0"
- "Blue, yellow, or gold? Whatever you prefer!","I like a man who is ready, and has a sense of humour. ","3"
- "Sorry, I don't like using condoms!","Have you heard of AIDS ? Get lost punk! ","-100"
- "What for ?","Are you blonde? Or are you shy, I like shy men! ","2"
- "I don't take drugs, do you ?"
- "Yes, sometimes when I am depressed! ","Don't take drugs, a girl like me can get rid of your depressions. ","4"
- "No, but I will start if you want me to!","Don't you have a mind of your own! Are you stupid! ","0"
- "No, who needs drugs. Drugs are for losers.","Maybe, they can't stop, and people like you are not helping! ","-1"
- "I used to, but I got no kicks out of it.","Sure, everybody tried it, even President Clinton tried it! ","3"
- "I tried them in College, but I never inhaled!","Yeah, I believe you Bill! ","-2"
- "I smoke cigarettes, but that's about it!","I only smoke a cigarette after sex. I hope you have some on you! ","5"
- "I'm not wearing any underwear, how do you feel about that ? "
- "Ooo, so that's where the smell is coming from. ","No, that's your breath, buddy! ","-100"
- "Neither am I, let's take advantage of it.","Ooo, that's where that smell is coming from! ","1"
- "If I take mine off too, can we make a night of it?","Uhm, let me get back to you! ","4"
- "Prove it to me!","Here it is in my purse!" ,"6"
- "Who wears underwear these days anyway?","Yeah, I believe you Bill! ","-2"
- "Aren't you cold? ","Only when I sit beside duds like you! ","-100"
- "What do you do for kicks?"
- "I sleep with babes like you!"," And then you wake up ? ","2"
- "I write computer programs."," Interesting, at least you're honest. ","3"
- "I drink beer all night by myself."," Loser, get a life! ","-100"
- "I go cruising with the boys! ","Maybe you should go cruising now, dud! ","0"
- "I amuse myself in the closet. Ha, Ha","Is your closet big enough for two? ","4"
- "I wash my car and to top it off I wax it and so on.","Stop . The excitement is killing me! ","1"
- "Do you think I am pretty?"
- "Yeh, you are a babe!!","Thanks, you don't look so bad yourself from this angle! ","2"
- "You look good from far, but far from good!","An honest opinion, but now get lost!!! ","-100"
- "Like the sun, on a beautiful day!","Oh, you're a poet, I love poetry. ","4"
- "So, so, you don't arouse me!","Really now, give me a change and I will! ","6"
- "You are a little fat, but you can improve.","Yeah, you're right, I was thinking of going on a diet. ","3"
- "So pretty that I would die for you!","I don't believe you! ","0"
- "How old are you?"
- "I am old as you.","Oh really, I don't think so. ","1"
- "What does age have to do with anything!","It has to do with a lot, maybe you're hiding something. ","1"
- "You tell the truth!","I respect honesty. ","4"
- "Lie about your age.","She finds the truth and freaks. ","-100"
- "I am young in spirit.","You're right, age doesn't count. When you feel young you're young. " ,"5"
- "2.49 dog years.","Wuf, wuf, $!%@$ that's my age. ","3"
- "Do you drink?"
- "No, not at all.","Why not?","1"
- "I drink moderately.","Oh, how nice.","2"
- "Yeah, you bet! I love drinking.","Oh my another drunk guy. ","-100"
- "Drink what? ","Alcohol, you goof! You're not very bright are you? ","1"
- "Yes, I drink coffee, juice and coke.","A funny guy, I like funny guys , sometimes. ","4"
- "Not when I am driving.","I should hope not! I wonder if you are not lying. ","2"
- "Do you think you're so cool?"
- "Right now, I feel hot!!","Hot as a pepper! ","2"
- "Hey, I watch FONZIE!","Real mature.","1"
- "I'm as cool as the wind!","Where, in the Carabeean? ","0"
- "I could dash and dine","You would love that eh! ","3"
- "I'm cool cause my collar's up, babe!","I thought you were ready for Halloween! ","1"
- "No, it's pretty warm here!","You're a nerd or stupid. ","-100"
- "What's the best line you use to pick up girls? "
- "Hey babe, you're looking good tonight!","Low class, no imagination. ","1"
- "Have sex with me, and I won't bother you again.","Tempting, I have to think about that. ","3"
- "You have beautiful eyes, and a great figure!","Not bad,not bad! ","4"
- "Don't I know you from somewhere ?","Average. ","2"
- "I'm sorry, but you look familiar?","What I look like your sister! ","0"
- "I have a big nose, and you know what that means.","It means you have a lot of nose-dirt! ","-1"
- "What's your idea of romance ?"
- "A big slice and a pop.","Pizza is for penny spenders! ","1"
- "You serenate a song to her, in a real bad voice.","It's the thought that counts. ","3"
- "A drive-in movie, do you have a car?","And probably I would have to pay for the movie too! ","0"
- "A Shakespeare poem under the stars.","Shakespeare aint' in. ","1"
- "A long walk on the beach at night.","So, typical, and I am not a typical girl. ","0"
- "A passionate phone call at midnight.","You've been calling to many times 976 lines. ","-1"
- "Do you feel women are equal to men?"
- "When it comes to paying bills, yeah!","Male, chauvanist! ","-100"
- "Equal hairdryer time, sure!","I hope you hair dryer explodes! ","-100"
- "I believe in 50% of equal chores.","Think again! ","0"
- "Well, looking at anatomy, we're surely not equal.","A funny guy, I like that. ","5"
- "Yes, I believe in equal rights.","I don't think you mean it. ","1"
- "Well, man's brain is bigger than a woman's brain.","It's quality not quantity. ","3"
- "What turns you men on ?"
- "Talking to a babe like you.","That's sweet. ","5"
- "Tender loving care.","Yeah right! ","1"
- "Just doing anything together.","Are you feeling alright? ","1"
- "B.Y.O.C. Bring your own condom","Don't leave home without it. ","3"
- "Full massage.","Are you serious? ","2"
- "A nude girl on tv.","Nerd. Get lost. ","-100"
- "Do you respect a woman's brain? "
- "If I could pinch her brain, sure!","Is sex all you think about? I hope so. ","5"
- "I believe a woman's brain is in her breasts.","Don't even think about it. ","0"
- "Isn't the Queen a woman!","That's right! ","2"
- "Sure, it's the first thing a I look in a woman.","B.S. I don't believe that! ","-100"
- "No, sorry I don't.","Well, at least you're honest. ","3"
- "None of the above.","You, don't have an opinion?!. Nerd. Get lost. ","1"
- "Do you have any secrets, I should know?"
- "Yes, but it's personal.","Do you have something to hide? ","1"
- "Yes, I was a king in my previous life.","Sorry, don't believe in in re-incarneation! " ,"1"
- "No, I have no secrets.","Yeah, and my name is Santa Claus! ","2"
- "That's for me to know, and for u to find out!","I guess I'll never get a chance. ","-100"
- "Yes, I am filthy rich!","Take a bath then. ","-100"
- "Yes, I am on a secret mission.","Alright, James Bond! Take me with you! ","4"
- "What cologne are you wearing? "
- "It's old spice!","I am not impressed. ","1"
- "It's aqua velva.","Wow, big spender! ","1"
- "It's drakkar.","Good stuff! ","3"
- "I'm not wearing any cologne.","That's where the smell is coming from, just kidding. ","5"
- "Macho man. ","Smells, macho to me! Too bad I don't like machos! ","-100"
- "I am not sure, if I did put it on.","You're a nerd, maybe I'll change you. ","3"
- "Are you a big spender?"
- "I save pennies.","Wow, a thrifter, I am impressed. ","4"
- "Yeah, I would treat you to McDonald's","Are you sure that's not too much! ","2"
- "Nice wheather, we have today.","Don't try to change, the subject now! ","1"
- "I spend so much, I don't have any money.","Cheapoh!! ","-100"
- "No comment!","It wasn't a difficult question. ","0"
- "Sometimes, when I am with the right company.","What's that, yourself! ","0"
- "Do you have a present girlfriend?"
- "No, I don't","How do I know! ","1"
- "No, I don't, I have a wife though! ","That's ok, I guess","4"
- "I'm still waiting","Waiting for what? ","1"
- "I have one, nothing serious!","Just one eh! ","2"
- "I believe love at first sight!","At what ? Everysight! ","3"
- "I have a few, but always looking for more!","What are you a superstud! ","-100"
- "What are you thinking?"
- "Nothing at all, my mind is blank!","It's difficult for you men, I know. ","1"
- "What are you thinking?","I asked you first, never mind. ","2"
- "Lotto numbers.","What numbers, I play too. ","3"
- "Is this a video game, or is it real!","What! Is this what u think of me? ","-100"
- "I can 't say, but it involves you and me.","A fantasy, I like that. ","5"
- "Having sex, with you.","That's funny, keep thinking. ","1"
- "Do you dance?"
- "Depends with who?","With me! You must be prejudiced! ","1"
- "If it's rock and roll! Otherwise nope.","I am sorry I like all music. ","1"
- "Sure, I do.","Wow, a dancer. ","4"
- "Don't know how to dance.","Are you shy, I'll teach you. ","5"
- "I could dance all night!","Glad to hear it, hope you find a partner. ","-100"
- "Any music, any time.","Good, I will call you if I need you. ","3"
- "Move closer, I can't see you very well? "
- "Is this close enough? "," Oh, that's better. ","4"
- "You can't see me, this is a video game!","You have no imagination! ","-100"
- "I wish I could get closer, but I can't!","I wish that too. ","3"
- "I like your tone of voice.","Yeah, you sound ok, too. ","1"
- "Trust me, I see you, and you look good.","Thanks. ","2"
- "Now, you're talking.","Talking about what? ","0"
- "If you had a girlfriend, would you cheat on her? "
- "Depends on what day it is.","That's harmful. ","0"
- "Depends how much I am respected.","Compared to what! ","0"
- "How can you ask!","Well, I am a curious person. ","3"
- "I never cheat on my girlfriends.","Funny guy! ","5"
- "Never.","Everybody is human, except you.! ","-100"
- "I never had a girlfriend.","Oh, a virgin eh! ","3"
- "I remember your face, do I know you from somewhere? "
- "When?","Sometime ago. ","1"
- "Should I remember?","Why not! ","1"
- "It must have been a dream.","A good dream too. ","5"
- "From the movies?","No, that's no it. ","2"
- "At school?","Maybe, that's possible. ","3"
- "At the XXX rated video store.","Sorry, I never go there, loser. ","-100"
- "How do I look tonight?"
- "Terrific!!","Thanks. ","2"
- "How do I look?","Conceded aren't we? ","0"
- "I don't know, like a painting?","The Mona Lisa, I hope. ","3"
- "Your hair smells nice!","What about my body?!! ","1"
- "You're ugly.","Same to you!","-100"
- "You could look better.","You right, I am not my best tonight.","4"
- "Why did you wink at me?"
- "Something to do.","You must be bored! ","1"
- "There was a fly in my eye.","Sure, sure. ","2"
- "Someone's got to do it right!","It's a good signal. ","3"
- "It worked didn't it?","I am glad you did! ","5"
- "You can't see.","I must be blind, if am talking to you. ","-100"
- "Because, you're pretty.","Why didn't you say so. ","0"
- "What wish would you like to come true? "
- "Win lotso a money.","That would be nice. ","2"
- "World peace","Church is just around the corner. ","1"
- "I wish to have you.","I am not an object. ","-100"
- "I wish to have sex, right now!!","Ok, take your clothes off and I'll think about it. ","2"
- "Travel the galaxies","You've been watching Star Trek, I like Star Trek. ","5"
- "Win this game.","Patience, my dear, patience! ","3"
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