$"Beam me up Scottie, there's no intelligent life down here."$8 + 8 = 10 $"Hello, Dave, it's good to be working with you again."$"Well, it's got *some* rat in it."$"She's a good Sheila, Bruce, and not at all stuck up."$"Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?"$"Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you."$"Bring out your dead!"$"Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person!"$"Ah blow my nose at you, so-called 'Arthur Keeeng'!"$"You and all your silly English Knnnnnnnn-ighuts!!!"$"you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper!"$"Ah fart in your general direction!"$"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"$"Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"$"If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?"$"This parrot wouldn't move if you put 4 thousand volts through it!"$"Die Jesu domine, Dona eis requiem." <bang>$"It's symbolic of his struggle against reality."$"Aha! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!"$"Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet."$<Baaa baaa... flap flap flap ... whoosh ... thud.>$Conservative: A Liberal who's been mugged.$Liberal: A Conservative who's been indicted.$Moderate: Someone who's been mugged and indicted all in one day.$Profanity: the universal programming language$"Why isn't it ever unfair in MY favor?" Calvin.$"Quick, Natasha! Shoot Moose!"$...and the horse you rode in on!$Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a jerk!$GOD is real .. unless declared integer.$"All [the girls] I meet at work are sluts and lawyers." Bull$"Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat."$"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."$How can I miss you if you won't go away?$I'm from the Government... I'm here to help you!$No condo, no MBA, no BMW ...$I'd kill Flipper for a good tuna sandwich right now.$She won't last forever. Why give her a diamond?$Life: Anything that dies when you stomp it.$Never attribute to malice what can be explained by simple stupidity!$Calm down -- it's only ones and zeros.$.... now touch these wires to your tongue!$Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!$Floggings will continue until morale improves.$If you don't understand it, squash it.$"I said a BUD LIGHT." - J. d'Arc$#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare.$!sgub evah t'nseod CP sihT ?sgub naem ayaddahW$Real programmers use: COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE$REALITY.SYS corrupted- reboot Universe (Y/N)?$.signature not found! reformat hard drive? [Yn]$Backup not found! A)bort, R)etry or P)anic?$A)bort, R)etry or S)elf-destruct?$Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...$E=Mc^5...nahhh...E=Mc^4...nahh...E=Mc^3...ah, the hell with it.$I'll get you, my pretty ... and your little dog too!$Today's subliminal thought is:$Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat, though...$Profanity is the linguistic crutch of inarticulate bastards.$#`lú╞²-cz¡ΓDi¡α bÄ┐≈+^ë╢≈%Uuû╠⌠2cº╨ Sä▒÷ H t ú ╩ δ
