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  1. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!charon.amdahl.com!amdahl!rtech!decwrl!ames!saimiri.primate.wisc.edu!sdd.hp.com!cs.utexas.edu!torn!nott!cunews!gj156879
  3. From: gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879)
  4. Subject: Suicide cuz of too much sex
  5. Message-ID: <gj156879.728165825@cunews>
  6. Sender: news@cunews.carleton.ca (News Administrator)
  7. Organization: Carleton University
  8. Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 20:17:05 GMT
  9. Lines: 17
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  11. Someone mentioned that university students around the globe are
  12. killing themselves because they are having too much sex.
  13.  
  14. I'm confused.  During high school, I was a walking hormone.  I wanted
  15. sex so bad I would have waded through a mile of fermenting diapers
  16. just to lick the ear lobe of a fairly hideous transsexual.
  17.  
  18. And people are killing themselves because of TOO MUCH rumpy pumpy?
  19.  
  20. I believe the expression "you can never have too much food, money or
  21. sex" comes to mind.   Someone oughta teach these crazy university kids
  22. about what matters goddam it!
  23.                                                   Nik
  24.                               MORE CONDOMS!
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