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- Subject: MICHELE'S lecture (was Re:why?)
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- Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 22:24:02 GMT
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- In article <1993Jan24.025349.1@udphvx.cineca.it>, dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it writes:
- > How gives a fuck?!? I didn't need to speak a perfect english
-
- The question that Michele has posed is:"How gives a fuck?"; or for those of you
- that speak English, "How does one fuck?" Class today will be for Mr. Dallagata,
- so Graley, you'll just have to sit out of this one.
-
- MICHELE! You will pay attention when I speak to you!
-
- Good. Now. "How gives a fuck". We will begin with your approach.
-
- [1] You must go to a bar with a title such as "The new leaf" or "The Blue
- oyster" . Here you will find a lot of men who wear a lot of leather and are
- named "Sally" or even "Michelle". (This should remind you a lot of Italia)
-
- [2] Stay there for at least three hours, buying drinks for all of the men
- there.
-
- [3] When one of the men continues to insist on dancing with you, and declares
- "The goggles are on honey!" It is time for your fun to begin.
-
- [4] Go to the nearest hotel.
-
- [5] Buy a room under the alias "Kevin Walsh". Since he has a universal account
- for these sort of things, you will have no problem.
-
- [6] Tie yourself to the bed using the numerous leather items that "Sally" has
- provided.
-
- [7] Butter yourself up nicely. And let the good times roll.
-
- I would like to thank Mr. Kevin Walsh and Mr. J S Graley for making this
- lecture possible. Through their invaluable postings they have provided plenty
- of information on this subject. Thank you guys. Class dismissed.
-
- --The Phantom
-