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From: [e-mail] (Joseph Francis)
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Subject: Marketing (Re: Liberty (was something relevant about ))
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Date: 21 Dec 92 18:23:37 GMT
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In article <[e-mail]> [e-mail] (Alan R. Weiss) writes:
>In article <[e-mail]> [e-mail] (Melinda Shore) writes:
>>In article <[e-mail]> [e-mail] (Tim Pierce) writes:
>>>Not in my experience, she doesn't.  However, she has observed that the
>>>most clueless, inappropriate, and nonsensical suggestions are proposed
>>>almost exclusively by men.
>>
>>And she finds smug, patronizing attitudes wrapped around
>>these suggestions particularly tiresome, especially when
>>they come from nitwits who admit that the entire issue is
>>not a priority from them.
>
>Sigh.  I am not smug.  I do not patronize - I satorize.  I
>hold a mirror up to what is being perceived, and ask that you
>observe the message for what it is.   You may or may not choose
>to do so, of course.
>
>Do you believe that applying sound marketing principles to
>getting your ideas actually ADOPTED by lots of people is a
>nitwit idea?  If so, then you must enjoy talking *INSIDE*
>your safe-space.

The word is 'satirize' 'satirize'. Write it down. You are about as
from satori as I am from Muncie Indiana. And while we're at it, Mr.
I've-two-girl-cubs-I-understand-women, you can chop it, dice it, slice
it, cream it, bake it, extend it, burn it, grill it or boil it, but
you ain't gonna sell a pork chop to a Muslim.

Please! Whatever course you took in creative writing "I hold a mirror
up to what is being perceived, and ask that you observe the message
for what it is." see a professional deprogrammer for help in finding
your inner pig:

          JOJO'S GUIDE TO MALE EQILIBERATION

HANDS
All male problems are the result of parents stopping maninfants from
touching their genitalia. What little pleasures: self indulgance,
through early withdrawal, cause heavy penalties later. Refusal to
wallow, to spout, and to play, unfulfilled early grasping causes
monstrous exaggeration of infantile behaviours later. Leather
open-fingered gloves grasping Porshe Targa steering wheels. Hands-On
experiences: essential to masculine development.

HEART
Seek the inner pig. You know what you want, why deny it. Reach out
toward that big grunting bastard, and pull yourself in. Don't try to
control yourself, you only end up controlling those around you. Take
your clothes off. Push a finger in your butt. Smell it. Rub some
Crisco in your crotch hairs. Jack off on your belly and let it dry.
Invite a sexual partner to sit on your face. Be different. Be
uninhibited. Jerk yourself off in a public bathroom stall. If your
crotch itches, scratch it. Touch your nipples. Don't be afraid. Put
your fingers in your mouth, and suck and chew on them. Learn to yell
out "Fucker" when you have sex. Get a male or female prostitute to
teach you how to talk dirty. Think dirty. Seek the inner pig.

HEALTH
An open body for a healthy mind. Focus on it. Join a gym and go to it.
Get sweaty with pumping iron.  Be natural. Take your clothes off and
take a hike. Swim naked in a shallow lake. Learn to live nude. Look at
yourself in the mirror more often. Before you dress up to go out, ask:
why? Examine what you eat: do you eat because mommy and daddy told you
to eat something? Go wild.

HOME
etc.

It will make you (1) a hell of a lot less boring, (2) prioritize
what is really important for men (themselves and not women's thinking)
and (3) occupy your hands.

OR:

Market your concept to feminists - make it cool, fresh and clean, very
now, very evolved, that they can 'sell' feminism, package it and show
people that hip-based feminism is cool, fresh and clean, very now,
very evolved. Sell your idea to me! Make it cool, fresh and clean,
speaking out to the way I want to sell feminism today. More American,
good for family, squaky-clean babies, smiling couples hand in hand in
sunsets, telling me that that's the way to sell to feminists how to
sell feminism. I think it would just be easier for women to provide
sex on demand in return for equal-pay-for-equal-work. Imagine how well
that sales pitch would work "Our Pussies, Our Paychecks". Imagine how
fabulously that marketing would work, or this - "No-More-Tears Sex,
Abortion on Demand". Imagine! One would barely want to mention that
fresh-and-clean marketing is, for the most part just this. Comprimise?
Lyststratize.

Sell yourself! You're obviously a potent penis-equipped human able
whip up in a woman a good case of fetus. Do a slow striptease someday
reminding us of how good marketing abilities are for proselytizing.
Hold a mirror up as you finish a slow, delicious pud-pounding session
of feminist coaching. You'll find it's hard to tell the jack-off from
the rap.

--
US Jojo; damp, slighly soiled, but tasty nonetheless.