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  1. Newsgroups: alt.quotations
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!usc!rpi!psinntp!psinntp!dg-rtp!spam!cochran
  3. From: cochran@spam.rtp.dg.com (A. Jing Hippy)
  4. Subject: Re: Humor - George Burns
  5. Message-ID: <1992Dec27.191150.23976@dg-rtp.dg.com>
  6. Sender: usenet@dg-rtp.dg.com (Usenet Administration)
  7. Date: Sun, 27 Dec 92 19:11:50 GMT
  8. References: <JGM.92Dec26225017@vegas.cs.brown.edu>
  9. Organization: A Suffusion of Yellow
  10. Lines: 26
  11.  
  12. jgm@cs.brown.edu (Jonathan Monsarrat) writes: 
  13. | Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving
  14. | taxi cabs and cutting hair.
  15. |                                                              -- George Burns
  16.  
  17. Interviewer: Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day?
  18. Mr. Burns:   That's true.
  19. Interviewer: Is it true that you drink five martinis a day?
  20. Mr. Burns:   That's true.
  21. Interviewer: Is it true that you still surround yourself with beautiful
  22.              young women?
  23. Mr. Burns  : That's true.
  24. Interviewer: What does your doctor say about all of this?
  25. Mr. Burns  : My doctor is dead.
  26.  
  27.  
  28. "I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who
  29.  exercise."                             --Red Skelton
  30.  
  31. +--------------------------------------------------+
  32. |Dave Cochran, Data General Corporation, RTP, NC   |
  33. |cochran@dg-rtp.dg.com                             |
  34. +--------------------------------------------------+
  35. |"Reality is nothing but a collective hunch."      |
  36. |                                   --Lily Tomlin  |
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