NetNews Usenet Archive 1992 #31/NN_1992_31.iso/spool/alt/personal/24977

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From: [e-mail] (Howard Stateman)
Subject: Not Just Another Computer Nerd
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Date: Sun, 27 Dec 1992 05:41:31 GMT
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Finally, the guy you women have been looking for! I'm old enough to know
better, young enough to do it again, smart enough to get away with it, and
witty enough to keep you laughing while we're doing it.

I'm looking for a woman of any age, any height, who has an IQ at least 10
times her shoe size, and weighs somewhere between "skinny" and "If I
lost 8 pounds I'd be perfect".

We'll have more to talk about if you are interested in musicals and
operettas (especially if you enjoy appearing in them), speak another
language besides English (linguistics is a hobby of mine -- you are what
you speak), and have a high tolerance for puns.

We'll get along better if your politics are somewhat left of average, you
judge people by their actions and not their ancestry, and you think of sex
as one of the joys of life.

I live a little south of San Francisco, not far from Stanford U. But don't
let distance stop you from writing. It's not unknown for distant pen pals
to one day find themselves in the same place at the same time.

Tell me the story of your life, and I'll tell you mine.

-howeird