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  1. Newsgroups: alt.peeves
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!spool.mu.edu!umn.edu!lynx!carina.unm.edu!hillman
  3. From: hillman@carina.unm.edu (Dan Hillman)
  4. Subject: Twistin' the Night Away
  5. Message-ID: <m0qqrj_@lynx.unm.edu>
  6. Date: Mon, 23 Nov 92 07:06:11 GMT
  7. Organization: Holy Order of Quadra 950 Lust
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  10. In article <1992Nov23.030440.6508@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> bberbeni@nyx.cs.du.edu (Bill Berbenich) writes:
  11. >
  12. >ObPeeve:  Tornadoes.  Had a few twist through this here part of the state
  13. >          today.  Two people even got the "Wizard of Oz" treatment and got
  14. >          sucked off.
  15.  
  16. Surrender, Dorothy!
  17.  
  18. -- 
  19. Shirl giggled and handed me something. "A Beretta P92SB," she said. "Ain't
  20. it cute? Holds fifteen rounds, shoots jacketed hollow-points. This week we
  21. tell them they're not in touch with their feelings, next week we blow their
  22. fucking heads off. More coffee cake?"  -- Cynthia Heimel
  23.