| # | $.02 | 2 Cents Worth
|
|---|
| 1 | 10Q | Thank You |
| 2 | 1FTR | One For The Road |
| 3 | 24/7 | 24 hours a day; 7 days a week |
| 4 | AAMOF | As A Matter Of Fact |
| 5 | ACK | Acknowledgement |
| 6 | ACRONYM | Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning |
| 7 | ADN | Any Day Now |
| 8 | AFAIAC | As Far As I Am Concerned |
| 9 | AFAICT | As Far As I Can Tell |
| 10 | AFAIK | As Far As I Know |
| 11 | AFAIR | As Far As I Remember/Recall |
| 12 | AFAIUI | As Far As I Understand It |
| 13 | AFK | Away From The Keyboard; Away For A Kwickie |
| 14 | AFL | AbsoFreakinLutely |
| 15 | AISB | As I Said Before |
| 16 | AISE | As I Said Earlier |
| 17 | AISI | As I See It |
| 18 | AIW | As It Were/Was |
| 19 | AKA | Also Known As |
| 20 | AMAP | As Much/Many As Possible |
| 21 | AMF | Adios My Friend |
| 22 | ANFAWFOS | And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor |
| 23 | ANSI | American National Standards Institute |
| 24 | AOB | Any Other Business |
| 25 | APAC | All Praise And Credit |
| 26 | API | Application Program Interface |
| 27 | ARPA | Advanced Research Projects Agency |
| 28 | A/S? | Age/Sex? |
| 29 | A/S/L? | Age/Sex/Location? |
| 30 | ASAP | As Soon As Possible |
| 31 | ASCII | American Standard Code for Information Interchange |
| 32 | ATB | All The Best |
| 33 | ATK | At The Keyboard |
| 34 | ATLA | Another Three Letter Acronym |
| 35 | ATM | At The Moment |
| 36 | ATTN | Attention |
| 37 | ATTYOB | Anything That Turns You On Baby |
| 38 | AWCIGO | And Where Can I Get One |
| 39 | AWGTHTGTATA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This/That Again |
| 40 | AWGTHTGTTA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through This/That Again |
| 41 | AWHFY | Are We Having Fun Yet |
| 42 | AYT | Are You There |
| 43 | B/C | Because |
| 44 | B4 | Before |
| 45 | B4N | Bye For Now |
| 46 | BAC | By Any Chance |
| 47 | BAD | Broken As Designed |
| 48 | BAK | Back At Keyboard |
| 49 | BBB | Busy Beyond Belief |
| 50 | BBFN | Bye Bye For Now |
| 51 | BBIAB | Be Back In A Bit |
| 52 | BBIAS | Be Back In A Sec |
| 53 | BBL | Be Back Later |
| 54 | BBR | Burnt Beyond Repair |
| 55 | BBS | Bulletin Board System |
| 56 | BC | Basket Case |
| 57 | BCC | Blind Carbon Copy |
| 58 | BCNU | Be Seein' You |
| 59 | <BEG> | Big Evil Grin |
| 60 | BF | Boy Friend |
| 61 | BFH | Bastard From Hell |
| 62 | BFMI | Brute Force and Massive Ignorance |
| 63 | BFN | Bye For Now |
| 64 | <BG> | Big Grin |
| 65 | BI | Breidbart Index [a way of measuring whether one person's postings to a newsgroup constitutes SPAM; named after the person who designed it] |
| 66 | BIC | Best In Class |
| 67 | BIL | Brother In Law |
| 68 | BION | Believe It Or Not |
| 69 | BITD | Beaten It To Death |
| 70 | BK | Because |
| 71 | BMHATK | Banging My Head Against The Keyboard |
| 72 | BMHATW | Banging My Head Against The Wall |
| 73 | BMOC | Big Man On Campus |
| 74 | BMTA | Brilliant Minds Think Alike |
| 75 | BMTIPG | Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters |
| 76 | BNF | Big Name Fan |
| 77 | BOC | But Of Course |
| 78 | BOF | Birds Of a Feather |
| 79 | BOFH | Bastard Operator From Hell |
| 80 | BOHOF | Back Of Hand On Forehead |
| 81 | BOHICA | Bend Over Here It Comes Again |
| 82 | BOS | Big Orange Switch |
| 83 | BOT | Back On Topic |
| 84 | BOTEC | Back Of The Envelope Calculation |
| 85 | BRB | Be Right Back |
| 86 | BRS | Big Red Switch |
| 87 | BRT | Be Right There |
| 88 | BSG | Big Smiling Grin; Broad Sweeping Generalisation |
| 89 | BTA | But Then Again |
| 90 | BTAICBW | But Then Again I Could Be Wrong |
| 91 | BTAIM | Be That As It May |
| 92 | BTDT | Been There Done That |
| 93 | BTDTGTTS | Been There Done That Got The T |
| 94 | BTOBD | Be There Or Be Dead |
| 95 | BTOBS | Be There Or Be Square |
| 96 | BTTP | Back To The Point |
| 97 | BTW | By The Way |
| 98 | BWQ | Buzz Word Quotient |
| 99 | BY | BusY |
| 100 | BYKT | But You Know/Knew That |
| 101 | BYKTA | But You Know/Knew That Already |
| 102 | BYOB | Bring Your Own Bottle/Booze |
| 103 | C/O | Care Of |
| 104 | C&P | Copy & Paste |
| 105 | CADET | Can't Add Doesn't Even Try |
| 106 | CB | Call Back |
| 107 | CC | Carbon Copy |
| 108 | CCWC | Can't Cook Won't Cook |
| 109 | CE | Creative Editing |
| 110 | CERT | Computer Emergency Response Team |
| 111 | CFD | Call For Discussion |
| 112 | CFV | Call For Votes |
| 113 | <CG> | Cute Grin |
| 114 | CGI | Common Gateway Interface |
| 115 | CHOWUR | See HOW yoU aRe |
| 116 | CHUR | See How yoU aRe |
| 117 | CIAC | Computer Incident Advisory Capability |
| 118 | CIAO | goodbye [pronounced Chow] |
| 119 | CIC | Christ I'm Confused |
| 120 | CIO | Cut It Out |
| 121 | CLAB | Crying Like A Baby |
| 122 | CLM | Career Limiting Move |
| 123 | CMIIW | Correct Me If I'm Wrong |
| 124 | CO | COnference |
| 125 | COD | Cash On Delivery |
| 126 | COTFLGUOAHAHA | Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out And Having A Heart Attack |
| 127 | CPF | Can Pigs Fly |
| 128 | CRC | Cyclic Redundancy Check |
| 129 | CS | Cop Shop |
| 130 | CTTD | Cute Things They Do |
| 131 | CTTS | Cute Things They Say |
| 132 | CU | See yoU |
| 133 | CUL | See yoU Later |
| 134 | CUL8R | See yoU LateR |
| 135 | CWYL | Chat With You Later |
| 136 | CYL | See You Later |
| 137 | D/L | Download |
| 138 | D&W | Ducking And Weaving |
| 139 | DAP | Parents Against Dyslexia [chuckle] |
| 140 | DARFC | Ducking And Running For Cover |
| 141 | DBA | Doing Business As |
| 142 | DBN | Doing Business |
| 143 | DFM | Don't Flame Me |
| 144 | DFU | Don't Forget Units |
| 145 | DIIK | Damned If I Know |
| 146 | DIIN | Damned If I kNow |
| 147 | DIM | Do It Myself |
| 148 | DIY | Do It Yourself |
| 149 | DK | Don't Know |
| 150 | DL | DownLoad |
| 151 | DLG | Devilish Little Grin |
| 152 | DNA | Did Not Answer |
| 153 | DNO | Do Not Open [used in the subject line of a post or email to indicate that the total message is included in the subject line] |
| 154 | DNS | Domain Name System |
| 155 | DOA | Dead On Arrival |
| 156 | DOB | Date Of Birth |
| 157 | DOLT | Division of Overseas Lemming Technicians (only seen in private newsgroups |
| 158 | DOM | Dirty Old Man |
| 159 | DOS | Disk Operating System [the original computer operating system developed by Microsoft; and how they made their name <g>] |
| 160 | DTOKAB | Drop To One Knee And Bow/Blow |
| 161 | DTP | DeskTop Publishing |
| 162 | DTRT | Do The Right Thing |
| 163 | DTTAH | Don't Try This At Home |
| 164 | DUCWIC | Do YoU See What I See |
| 165 | DUK | Dead Upon Keyboard |
| 166 | DWIM | Do What I Mean |
| 167 | DWIMC | Do What I Mean Correctly |
| 168 | DWIMNWIS | Do What I Mean Not What I Say |
| 169 | DWISNWID | Do What I Say Not What I Do |
| 170 | DYE | Damn Your Eyes |
| 171 | DYHWIH | Do You Hear What I Hear |
| 172 | DYSWIS | Do You See What I See |
| 173 | E2EG | Ear to Ear Grin |
| 174 | E&OE | Errors And Omissions Excepted |
| 175 | ED | Emotionally Disturbed |
| 176 | EDP | Emotionally Disturbed Person |
| 177 | <EG> | Evil Grin |
| 178 | EIF | Exercise In Futility |
| 179 | EOB | End Of Business |
| 180 | EOD | End Of Discussion |
| 181 | EOF | End Of File |
| 182 | EOL | End Of Lecture |
| 183 | eom | End Of Message (nearly always seen in lower case) |
| 184 | EOT | End Of Thread |
| 185 | ESP | ESPecially |
| 186 | ESOSL | Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter |
| 187 | ETA | Estimated Time Of Arrival |
| 188 | ETLA | Extended Three Letter Acronym |
| 189 | F2F | Face To Face |
| 190 | FAQ | Frequently Asked Question(s) |
| 191 | FCFS | First Come First Served |
| 192 | FCOL | For Crying Out Loud |
| 193 | FDROTFL | Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| 194 | FICCL | Frankly I Couldn't Care Less |
| 195 | FIL | Father In Law |
| 196 | FIOFY | Figure It Out For Yourself |
| 197 | FIRST | Forum of Incident Response and Security Teams |
| 198 | FISH | First In Still Here |
| 199 | FITB | Fill In The Blank |
| 200 | FLEA | Four Letter Extended Acronym |
| 201 | FOAF | Friend Of A Friend |
| 202 | FOAFOAG | Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend |
| 203 | FOAG | Father Of A Girlfriend |
| 204 | FOD | Finger Of Death |
| 205 | FOOBAR | cf FUBAR |
| 206 | FOT | Full Of Tripe |
| 207 | FOTCL | Falling Off The Chair Laughing |
| 208 | FRZ | Fruitin' Religious Zealot |
| 209 | FSD | Fools Seldom Differ |
| 210 | FTASB | Faster Than A Speeding Bullet |
| 211 | FTF | Face To Face |
| 212 | FTL | Faster Than Light |
| 213 | FTP | File Transfer Protocol |
| 214 | FTS | Fixin' To Start |
| 215 | FUD | Fear Uncertainty And Doubt |
| 216 | FURTB | Full Up Ready To Burst |
| 217 | FWIW | For What It's Worth |
| 218 | FYA | For Your Amusement |
| 219 | FYI | For Your Information |
| 220 | G | Grin <g> |
| 221 | GA | Go Ahead |
| 222 | GAC | Get A Clue |
| 223 | GAFIA | Get Away From It All |
| 224 | GAL | Get A Life |
| 225 | GBH&K | Great Big Hugs & Kisses |
| 226 | GBH&KB | Great Big Hugs & Kisses Back |
| 227 | GD&R | Grinning Ducking And Running |
| 228 | GD&RF | Grinning Ducking And Running Fast |
| 229 | GD&RVVF | Grinning Ducking And Running Very Very Fast |
| 230 | GD&W | Grinning Ducking And Weaving |
| 231 | GF | GirlFriend |
| 232 | GFR | Grim File Reaper |
| 233 | GGN | Gotta Go Now |
| 234 | GGP | Gotta Go Pee |
| 235 | GH | Getting Hard (male) |
| 236 | GIF | Graphical Interchange Format |
| 237 | GIGO | Garbage In Garbage Out; Garbage In Gospel Out |
| 238 | GIWIST | Gee I Wish I'd Said That |
| 239 | GJP | Good Job Partner |
| 240 | GL | good luck |
| 241 | GLG | Goofy Little Grin |
| 242 | GLGH | Good Luck and Good Hunting |
| 243 | GMT | Greenwich Mean Time [UK Time] |
| 244 | GMTA | Great Minds Think Alike |
| 245 | GOK | God Only Knows |
| 246 | GOOML | Get Out Of My Life |
| 247 | GOTFIA | Groaning On The Floor In Agony |
| 248 | GOWI | Get On With It |
| 249 | GPF | General Protection Fault; Go Puke Fast |
| 250 | GRQ | Get Rich Quick |
| 251 | GRUIT | Get Real yoU Impudent Thing |
| 252 | GTBOS | Glad To Be Of Service |
| 253 | GTG | Got To Go |
| 254 | GTGN | Got To Go Now |
| 255 | GTP | Got To Pee |
| 256 | GW | Getting Wet (female) |
| 257 | H2 | How To |
| 258 | H&K | Hugs & Kisses |
| 259 | HAK | Hugs And Kisses |
| 260 | HAND | Have A Nice Day |
| 261 | HCB | Holy Cow Batman |
| 262 | HHGTTG | Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy |
| 263 | HHO1/2K | Ha Ha Only Half Kidding |
| 264 | HHOJ | Ha Ha Only Joking |
| 265 | HHOK | Ha Ha Only Kidding |
| 266 | HHOS | Ha Ha Only Serious |
| 267 | HIB__ | Have I Been ___________ |
| 268 | HICA | Here It Comes Again |
| 269 | HMFIC | Head Mother |
| 270 | HNG | Horny Net Geek |
| 271 | HOMPR | Hang On Mobile Phone's Ringing |
| 272 | HOPR | Hang On Phone's Ringing |
| 273 | HOS | Husband Over Shoulder |
| 274 | HOUER | Hanging On yoUr Every Word |
| 275 | HOYER | Hanging On Your Every Word |
| 276 | HP | Home Page |
| 277 | HSIK | How Should I Know |
| 278 | HSP | Highly Sensitive Person |
| 279 | HTH | Hope This Helps |
| 280 | HTML | HyperText Markup Language |
| 281 | HTTP | HyperText Transfer Protocol |
| 282 | HW | HardWare |
| 283 | HWS(PEST) | Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing) |
| 284 | IAAA | I Am An Accountant |
| 285 | IAAD | I Am A Doctor |
| 286 | IAAL | I Am A Lawyer |
| 287 | IAC | In Any Case |
| 288 | IAE | In Any Event |
| 289 | IAGFII | It's All Good Fun Isn't It |
| 290 | IANA | Internet Assigned Numbers Authority |
| 291 | IANAA | I Am Not An Accountant |
| 292 | IANAC | I Am Not A Crook |
| 293 | IANAD | I Am Not A Doctor |
| 294 | IANAL | I Am Not A Lawyer |
| 295 | IANALBIPOOTV | I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV |
| 296 | IANYM | In A New York Minute |
| 297 | IANYS | In A New York Second |
| 298 | IAP | Internet Access Provider |
| 299 | IARTPFWTSIOWIM | I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means |
| 300 | IASH | I Am So Horny |
| 301 | IAWC | In A While Crocodile [usually used to reply to SYLA(cf)] |
| 302 | IBC | Inadequate But Cute |
| 303 | IBM | Inadequate But Marketable |
| 304 | IBTD | I Beg To Differ |
| 305 | IC | I See |
| 306 | ICB | I Care Because |
| 307 | ICBW | I Could Be Wrong |
| 308 | ICCL | I Couldn't Care Less |
| 309 | ICP | Internet Content Provider |
| 310 | ICTYBTIHTKY | I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You |
| 311 | ICUR | I See yoU aRe |
| 312 | IDGAD | I Don't Give A Damn |
| 313 | IDGI | I Don't Get It |
| 314 | IDK | I Don't Know |
| 315 | iDOT | Internet Development Outreach and Technology |
| 316 | IDTS | I Don't Think So |
| 317 | IDTT | I'll Drink To That |
| 318 | IETF | Internet Engineering Task Force |
| 319 | IHABICNRWTSF | I Hate Abbreviations Because I Can Never Remember What They Stand For [pronounced Eye habbik nerwit siff<g>] |
| 320 | IHTBS | It Has To Be Shown |
| 321 | IIABDFI | If It Ain't Broke Don't Fix It |
| 322 | IIRC | If I Recall/Remember Correctly |
| 323 | IITYWITIWHTKY | If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have To Kill You |
| 324 | IITYWIMWYBMAD | If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink |
| 325 | IITYWIMWYKM | If I Tell You What It Means Will You Kiss Me |
| 326 | IJLS | I Just Like Saying |
| 327 | IK | I Know |
| 328 | IKWUM | I Know What yoU Mean |
| 329 | IKWYM | I Know What You Mean |
| 330 | ILI | I Like Ike |
| 331 | ILICISCOMK | I Laughed; I Cried; I Spilt Coffee/Coke On My Keyboard |
| 332 | ILIWAPCT | I Love It When A Plan Comes Together |
| 333 | ILU | I Love yoU |
| 334 | ILY | I Love You |
| 335 | IMAO | In My Arrogant Opinion |
| 336 | IMBO | In My Biased Opinion |
| 337 | IMCDO | In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion |
| 338 | IMCO | In My Considered Opinion |
| 339 | IME | In My Experience |
| 340 | IMHO | In My Humble Opinion |
| 341 | IMMOR | I Make My Own Rules |
| 342 | IMNSHO | In My Not So Humble Opinion |
| 343 | IMO | In My Opinion |
| 344 | IMOBO | In My Own Biased Opinion |
| 345 | IMPE | In My Personal/Previous Experience |
| 346 | IMPOV | In My Point Of View |
| 347 | IMS | I Must Say |
| 348 | IMVHO | In My Very Humble Opinion |
| 349 | INGSI | I'm Not Going To Say It |
| 350 | INPO | In No Particular Order |
| 351 | INT | I'll Never Tell |
| 352 | IOU | I Owe You |
| 353 | IOW | In Other Words |
| 354 | IP | Internet Protocol |
| 355 | IR | Inter Racial |
| 356 | IRC | Internet Relay Chat |
| 357 | IRL | In Real Life |
| 358 | IROOC | I've Run Out Of Cigarettes |
| 359 | ISC | I Stand Corrected |
| 360 | ISDN | Integrated Services Digital Network |
| 361 | ISO | In Search Of |
| 362 | ISP | Internet Service Provider |
| 363 | ISTM | It Seems To Me |
| 364 | ISTR | I Seem To Remember |
| 365 | ITFA | In The Final Analysis |
| 366 | ITMA | Its That Man Again |
| 367 | IUTHALORFH | I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Him/Her |
| 368 | IT | Information Technology [a global term for all things now to do with computers] |
| 369 | ITYM | I Think You Mean |
| 370 | IUTKATS | I Used To Know All That Stuff |
| 371 | IWBNI | It Would Be Nice If |
| 372 | IWIK | I Wish I Knew |
| 373 | IWSN | I Want Sex Now |
| 374 | IYF | In Your Face |
| 375 | IYF__ | Insert Your Favourite ________ |
| 376 | IYFEG | Insert Your Favourite Ethnic Group |
| 377 | IYSWIM | If You See What I Mean |
| 378 | J/K | Just Kidding |
| 379 | JAM | Just A Moment/Minute |
| 380 | JAO | Just Another Observer |
| 381 | JAS | Just A Second |
| 382 | JFF | Just For Fun |
| 383 | JFTR | Just For The Record |
| 384 | JFYI | Just For Your Information |
| 385 | JIC | Just In Case |
| 386 | JMHO | Just My Humble Opinion |
| 387 | JMO | Just My Opinion |
| 388 | JMOOC | Just My Opinion Of Course |
| 389 | JPEG | Joint Photographic Experts Group |
| 390 | JSYK | Just So You Know |
| 391 | JTUSK | Just Thought yoU Should Know |
| 392 | JTYWTK | Just Thought You Wanted To Know |
| 393 | K | oKay |
| 394 | KIA | Know It All |
| 395 | KISS | Keep It Simple Stupid |
| 396 | KMWIH | Kick Me Where It Hurts |
| 397 | KMYF | Kiss Me You Fool |
| 398 | KOS | Kids Over Shoulder |
| 399 | KOTC | Kiss On The Cheek |
| 400 | KOTL | Kiss On The Lips |
| 401 | KOTM | Kook Of The Month |
| 402 | KTCOOTN | Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup |
| 403 | KWIM | Know What I Mean |
| 404 | KYHU | Keep Your Head Up |
| 405 | KYHOOTW | Keep Your Head Out Of The Water |
| 406 | L8R | Later |
| 407 | LAB&TYD | Life's A Bitch And Then You Die |
| 408 | LAB&TYMO | Life's A Bitch And Then You Marry One |
| 409 | LALL | Live And Let Live |
| 410 | LAN | Local Area Network |
| 411 | LART | Luser Attitude Re |
| 412 | LJBF | Let's Just Be Friends |
| 413 | LLAP | Live Long And Prosper |
| 414 | LLTA | Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause |
| 415 | LMA | Leave Me Alone |
| 416 | LMC | Lost My Connection |
| 417 | LMCOA | Lost My Connection Once Again |
| 418 | LMK | Let Me Know |
| 419 | LoTR | Lord of The Rings |
| 420 | LOL | Laughing Out Loud; Little Old Lady; Lots of Love [minority usage] |
| 421 | LSFIAB | Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel |
| 422 | LSHIPMP | Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants |
| 423 | LSMIF | Laughing So Much I Farted |
| 424 | LSMISMT | Laughing So Much I Shot My Tampax |
| 425 | LSP | Less Sensitive Person |
| 426 | LTBF | Learn To Be Funny |
| 427 | LTIP | Laughing 'Til I Puke |
| 428 | LTMSH | Laughing 'Til My Sides Hurt |
| 429 | LTNS | Long Time No See |
| 430 | LTUAE | Life; The Universe; And Everything [Hitch |
| 431 | LUSER | Loser USER |
| 432 | MAY | Mad About You |
| 433 | MAYB | Mad About You Baby |
| 434 | MB | Message Board |
| 435 | MBR | Master Boot Record |
| 436 | MCIBTY | My Computer Is Better Than Yours |
| 437 | MFG | More Friendly Garbage |
| 438 | MHBFY | My Heart Bleeds For You |
| 439 | MHDC | My Hard Drive Crashed |
| 440 | MHM | Members Helping Members |
| 441 | MHOTY | My Hat's Off To You |
| 442 | MIL | Mother In Law |
| 443 | MIME | Multi |
| 444 | MIPS | Meaningless Information Per Second |
| 445 | ML | More Later |
| 446 | MLA | Multiple Letter Acronym |
| 447 | MMF | Make Money Fast |
| 448 | MMIF | My Mouth Is Full |
| 449 | MMX | Multi |
| 450 | MOF | Matter Of Fact |
| 451 | MOMN | Milk Out My Nose |
| 452 | MORF | Male OR Female |
| 453 | MOS | Member of the Opposite Sex |
| 454 | MOTAS | Member Of The Appropriate Sex |
| 455 | MOTD | Message Of The Day |
| 456 | MOTOS | Member Of The Opposite Sex |
| 457 | MOTSS | Member Of The Same Sex |
| 458 | MSCEA | My Southern Comfort's Empty Again |
| 459 | MSS | Member of the Same Sex |
| 460 | MTFBWY | May The Force Be With You |
| 461 | MUD | Multi |
| 462 | MUNG | Mash/Mung Until No Good |
| 463 | MYOB | Mind Your Own Business |
| 464 | N/M | Never Mind |
| 465 | NAGI | Not A Good Idea |
| 466 | NANAE | news.admin.net |
| 467 | NANAU | news.admin.net |
| 468 | NAVY | Never Again Volunteer Yourself |
| 469 | NAYY | Not Affiliated. Yada |
| 470 | NB | Nota Bene [Latin for Note Well; i.e. what follows is important] |
| 471 | NBD | No Big Deal |
| 472 | NBL | Not Bloody Likely |
| 473 | NBTD | Nothing Better To Do |
| 474 | NDM | No Disrespect Meant |
| 475 | NERD | National Establishment for Real Dorks |
| 476 | NFY | No |
| 477 | NHOH | Never Heard Of Her/Him |
| 478 | NICBDAT | Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes |
| 479 | NIDWTC | No I Don't Want To Chat |
| 480 | NIH | Not Invented Here |
| 481 | NIMBY | Not In My Back Yard |
| 482 | NINO | Nothing In Nothing Out |
| 483 | NIMTO | Not In My Term Of Office |
| 484 | NIT | Not In Therapy |
| 485 | NLI | Not Logged In |
| 486 | NM | Never Mind |
| 487 | NM | No Message [used in the subject title of an email which includes only an attachment] |
| 488 | NMI | No Middle Initial |
| 489 | NMP | Not My Problem |
| 490 | NN | Night Night |
| 491 | NNTP | Network News Transfer Protocol |
| 492 | NoCeM | No See 'eM |
| 493 | NOOTO | Nothing Out Of The Ordinary |
| 494 | NOYB | None Of Your Business |
| 495 | NP | No Problem |
| 496 | NP | No Picture [used in the subject title of an email] |
| 497 | NPF | No Problem Found |
| 498 | NPLU | Not People Like Us |
| 499 | NQA | No Questions Asked |
| 500 | NQOS | Not Quite Our Sort |
| 501 | NRN | No Reply Necessary |
| 502 | NTG | Not Too Good |
| 503 | NTH | No Therapy Helpful |
| 504 | NTIBOA | Not That I'm Bitter Or Anything |
| 505 | NTIM | Not That It Matters |
| 506 | NTIMM | Not That It Matters Much |
| 507 | NTL | None The Less/Never The Less |
| 508 | NUI | Network User Identification |
| 509 | NYCTMI | Now You Come To Mention It |
| 510 | NYI | Not Yet Implemented |
| 511 | NYM | New York Minute |
| 512 | NYP | Not Your Problem |
| 513 | O | Over [to you] |
| 514 | OATUS | On A Totally Unrelated Subject |
| 515 | OAUS | On An Unrelated Subject |
| 516 | OB | OBligatory |
| 517 | OBTW | Oh By The Way |
| 518 | OD | OverDose; Oh Dear |
| 519 | OFS | One Finger Salute [the 'bird'] |
| 520 | OIC | Oh I See |
| 521 | OMG | Oh My God |
| 522 | ONNA | Oh No Not Again |
| 523 | ONNTA | Oh No Not That/This Again |
| 524 | OO | Over and Out |
| 525 | OOI | Out Of Interest |
| 526 | OOSOOM | Out Of Sight Out Of Mind |
| 527 | OOTC | Obligatory On Topic Comment [indicates that part of a message that pertains in some way to the Usenet newsgroup that the message appears in] |
| 528 | OT | Off Topic |
| 529 | OT1H | On The One Hand |
| 530 | OTC | Over The Counter |
| 531 | OTD | Out The Door |
| 532 | OTF | On The Floor [mad laughter] |
| 533 | OTGH | On The Gripping Hand |
| 534 | OTL | Out To Lunch |
| 535 | OTOH | On The Other Hand |
| 536 | OTOOH | On The Other Other Hand |
| 537 | OTT | Over The Top |
| 538 | OTTH | On The Third Hand |
| 539 | OTTOMH | Off The Top Of My Head |
| 540 | OTW | On The Whole |
| 541 | OW | Oh Well |
| 542 | OWTTE | Or Words To That Effect |
| 543 | PABG | Pack A Big Gun |
| 544 | PAW | Parents Are Watching |
| 545 | PBM | Play By Mail (games) |
| 546 | PCB | Please Call Back |
| 547 | PCMCIA | People Can't Master Computer Industry Acronyms |
| 548 | PD | Public Domain |
| 549 | PDA | Public Display of Affection |
| 550 | PDN | Public Data Network |
| 551 | PDQ | Pretty Damn Quick |
| 552 | PEM | Privacy Enhanced Mail |
| 553 | PEST | Please Excuse Slow Typing |
| 554 | PGP | Pretty Good Privacy |
| 555 | PhD | Piled Higher and Deeper |
| 556 | PIMP | Pee In My Pants |
| 557 | PKB | Pot; Kettle; Black |
| 558 | PLMK | Please Let Me Know |
| 559 | PLMKO | Please Let Me Know Ok |
| 560 | PLOKTA | Press Lots Of Keys To Abort |
| 561 | PMBI | Pardon My Butting In |
| 562 | PMETC | Pardon Me ETC |
| 563 | PMFBI | Pardon Me For Butting In |
| 564 | PMFJI | Pardon Me For Jumping In |
| 565 | PMFJIH | Pardon Me For Jumping In Here |
| 566 | PMJI | Pardon My Jumping In |
| 567 | PO | Piss Off |
| 568 | POETS(day) | Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday |
| 569 | POM | Phase Of the Moon |
| 570 | POP | Point Of Presence; Post Office Protocol |
| 571 | POQ | Piss Off Quickly |
| 572 | POQADCB | Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back |
| 573 | POS | Parents Over Shoulder |
| 574 | POTS | Plain Old Telephone Service/System |
| 575 | POV | Point Of View |
| 576 | PPL | PeoPLe |
| 577 | PPP | Point |
| 578 | PPPP | Previous Paragraph was Polemical Position |
| 579 | PS | Post Script |
| 580 | PTB | Powers That Be |
| 581 | PTMM | Please Tell Me More |
| 582 | PTMY | Pleased To Meet You |
| 583 | PTMYA | Pleased To Make Your Acquaintance |
| 584 | PTO | Please Turn Over |
| 585 | PW | Pathetic Wanker; PowWow |
| 586 | QED | Quid Erat Demonstrandum; Quite Easily Done |
| 587 | QPQ | Quid Pro Quo |
| 588 | RE | REgarding |
| 589 | RFC | Request For Comment |
| 590 | RFD | Request For Discussion |
| 591 | RFM | Reply To Flagged Message |
| 592 | RFT | Request For Thinking |
| 593 | RHIP | Rank Hath Its Privileges |
| 594 | RL | Real Life |
| 595 | RLCO | Real Life COnference |
| 596 | RNA | Ring No Answer |
| 597 | ROFFNAR | Rolling On the Floor For No Apparent Reason |
| 598 | ROFL | Rolling On Floor Laughing |
| 599 | ROFLMHO | Rolling On Floor Laughing My Head Off |
| 600 | ROFLWPIMP | Rolling On Floor Laughing Whilst Peeing In My Pants |
| 601 | ROTBA | Reality On The Blink Again |
| 602 | ROTF | Rolling On The Floor |
| 603 | ROTFL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| 604 | ROTFLAS | Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Snorting |
| 605 | ROTFLSHISMC | Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Spilt My Coffee |
| 606 | ROTM | Right On The Money |
| 607 | RPG | Role Playing Game |
| 608 | RSN | Real Soon Now |
| 609 | RT | Real Time |
| 610 | RTS | Read The Screen |
| 611 | RUMF | aRe yoU Male or Female |
| 612 | RUMORF | aRe yoU Male Or Female |
| 613 | *S* | *Smile* |
| 614 | SASS | Short Attention Span Society/Syndrome |
| 615 | SCNR | Sorry; Could Not Resist |
| 616 | SEC | SECond; e.g. Wait a sec |
| 617 | SEP | Somebody Else's Problem |
| 618 | SFAIAA | So Far As I Am Aware |
| 619 | SFLA | Stupid Four Letter Acronym |
| 620 | SGML | Standardised Generalised Markup Language |
| 621 | SHAM | Stay At Home Mom |
| 622 | SHTSI | Somebody Had To Say It |
| 623 | SIG | Special Interest Group |
| 624 | SIIK | Stuffed If I Know |
| 625 | SIL | Sister In Law |
| 626 | SITD | Still In The Dark |
| 627 | SLIP | Serial Line Interface Protocol |
| 628 | SMO | Serious Mode On |
| 629 | SMOP | Small Matter Of Programming |
| 630 | SMOFF | Serious Mode OFF |
| 631 | SMTP | Simple Mail Transfer Protocol |
| 632 | SNERT | Snot |
| 633 | SNR | Signal To noise Ratio |
| 634 | SO | Significant Other |
| 635 | SOHB | Sense Of Humour Bypass |
| 636 | SOI | Stink On Ice |
| 637 | SOP | Standard Operating Procedure |
| 638 | SOVS | SomeOne Very Special |
| 639 | SPAM | SPiced hAM [now a common term on the Internet used to refer to Unsolicited Bulk Email; and unsolicited multiple postings to one or more Usenet newsgroups] |
| 640 | ST | Such That; Star Trek |
| 641 | ST | DS9 |
| 642 | ST | TNG |
| 643 | ST | TOS |
| 644 | ST | VOY |
| 645 | STS | So To Speak |
| 646 | SUCDIC | Situation Under Control Dickheads In Charge |
| 647 | SUFID | Screwing Up Face In Disgust |
| 648 | SUNOILTY | Shut Up No One Is Listening To You |
| 649 | SUYP | Shut Up You Pervert |
| 650 | SW | SoftWare; So What; Says Whom |
| 651 | SWAG | Simple Wide Ass Guess; Scientific Wide Ass Guess |
| 652 | SWAK | Sealed With A Kiss |
| 653 | SWALK | Sealed With A Loving Kiss |
| 654 | SWDYRTW | Since When Do You Rule The Web |
| 655 | SWMBO | She Who Must Be Obeyed |
| 656 | SWYP | So What's Your Problem |
| 657 | SYSOP | SYStem OPerator |
| 658 | SYT | Sweet Young Thing |
| 659 | TAF | That's All Folks |
| 660 | TAFN | That's All For Now |
| 661 | TANJ | There Ain't No Justice |
| 662 | TANSTAAFL | There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch |
| 663 | TAWIS | That Ain't What I Said |
| 664 | TBC | To Be Continued |
| 665 | TBE | To Be Expected |
| 666 | TBYB | Try Before You Buy |
| 667 | TC | Telephone Call; Take Care |
| 668 | TCB | Taking Care of Business |
| 669 | TCD | The Cat's Dead |
| 670 | TDD | The Dog's Dead |
| 671 | TDM | Too Damn Many |
| 672 | TEOTWAWKI | The End Of The World As We Know It |
| 673 | TFS | Three Fingered Salute [Ctrl |
| 674 | TFTT | Thanks For The Thought |
| 675 | TGAL | Think Globally Act Locally |
| 676 | TGIF | Thank God It's Friday |
| 677 | TGTF | Thank God Tomorrow's Friday |
| 678 | TIA | Thanks In Advance |
| 679 | TIATLG | Truly I Am The Living God |
| 680 | TIC | Tongue In Cheek |
| 681 | TIME | Tears In My Eyes |
| 682 | TIMTOWTDI | There Is More Than One Way To Do It |
| 683 | TINALO | This Is Not A Legal Opinion |
| 684 | TINAR | This Is Not A Recommendation |
| 685 | TINC | There Is No Cabal |
| 686 | TINWIS | That Is Not What I Said |
| 687 | TIP | To Insure Promptness |
| 688 | TJATAW | Truth Justice And The American Way |
| 689 | TLA | Three Letter Acronym |
| 690 | TLC | Tender Loving Care |
| 691 | TLG | The Living God |
| 692 | TM | Thread Mangler |
| 693 | TMI | Too Much Information |
| 694 | TMIKTLIU | The More I Know The Less I Understand |
| 695 | TN | TelNet |
| 696 | TNOTVS | There's Nothing On TeleVision So |
| 697 | TNX | Thanks |
| 698 | TPAE | The Possibilities Are Endless |
| 699 | TPS(S) | This Program Sucks (Severely) |
| 700 | TPTB | The Powers That Be |
| 701 | TRDMC | Tears Running Down My Cheeks |
| 702 | TSOHF | Total Sense Of Humour Failure |
| 703 | TSR | Terminate and Stay Resident (program); Totally Stupid Rules |
| 704 | TTBE | That's To Be Expected |
| 705 | TTBOMK | To The Best Of My Knowledge |
| 706 | TTFN | Ta Ta For Now |
| 707 | TTL4N | That's The Lot For Now |
| 708 | TTM | To The Moderator |
| 709 | TTSP | This Too Shall Pass |
| 710 | TTUL | Talk/Type To yoU Later |
| 711 | TTYL | Talk To You Later |
| 712 | TTYRS | Talk To You Real Soon |
| 713 | TWAIN | Technology Without An Important Name |
| 714 | TWIMC | To Whom It May Concern |
| 715 | TWIS | That's What I Said |
| 716 | TWYAS | That's What You All Say |
| 717 | TWYT | That's What You Think |
| 718 | TY | Thank You |
| 719 | TYVM | Thank You Very Much |
| 720 | U/L | UpLoad |
| 721 | UAE | Unrecoverable Application Error |
| 722 | UBE | Unsolicited Bulk Email |
| 723 | UFLA | Unidentified Four Letter Acronym |
| 724 | UL | UpLoad |
| 725 | UOK | yoU OK? |
| 726 | URL | Uniform Resource Locator |
| 727 | URLCM | yoU aRe weLCoMe |
| 728 | USU | USUally |
| 729 | UTC | Under The Counter |
| 730 | UTT | Under The Table |
| 731 | UUCP | Unix |
| 732 | VH | Virtual Hug |
| 733 | VR | Virtual Reality |
| 734 | VRML | Virtual Reality Modelling Language |
| 735 | VT | Virtual Time |
| 736 | W/ | With |
| 737 | W/O | With Out |
| 738 | W8 | Wait |
| 739 | W8ING | Waiting |
| 740 | WAB | What Another Bill |
| 741 | WAEF | When All Else Fails |
| 742 | WAG | Wild Assed Guess |
| 743 | WALOC | What A Load Of Crap |
| 744 | WAN | Wide Area Network |
| 745 | WB | Welcome Back |
| 746 | WCAGA | What Comes Around Goes Around |
| 747 | WDYMBT | What Do You Mean By That |
| 748 | WFM | Works For Me |
| 749 | WIBNIF | Wouldn't It Be Nice IF |
| 750 | WMMOWS | Wash My Mouth Out With Soap |
| 751 | WOA | Work Of Art |
| 752 | WOM | Word Of Mouth |
| 753 | WOMBAT | Waste Of Money Brains And Time |
| 754 | WRT | With Regard/Respect To |
| 755 | WTG | Way To Go (Well Done!) |
| 756 | WTH | What The Hell/Heck |
| 757 | WWW | World Wide Web; World Wide Wait |
| 758 | WYGIWYG | What You Got Is What You Get |
| 759 | WYGIWYPF | What You Get Is What You Pay For |
| 760 | WYP | What's Your Point? |
| 761 | WYSIWYG | What You See Is What You Get |
| 762 | WYSOH | Where's Your Sense Of Humour? |
| 763 | XYZ | eXamine Your Zipper |
| 764 | Y2K | The Year 2000 |
| 765 | YABA | Yet Another Bloody Acronym |
| 766 | YAOTM | Yet Another Off |
| 767 | YCLIU | You Can Look It Up |
| 768 | YGGM | Your Guess is as Good as Mine |
| 769 | YGTBK | You've Got To Be Kidding |
| 770 | YHB___ | You Have Been ___ |
| 771 | YHBW | You Have Been Warned |
| 772 | YHL | You Have Lost |
| 773 | YHTBT | You Had To Be There |
| 774 | YKWIM | You Know What I Mean |
| 775 | YKYATP | You Know You're A Tired Parent |
| 776 | YM | You Mean |
| 777 | YMMV | Your Mileage May Vary [it could be different for you] |
| 778 | YOYO | You're On Your Own |
| 779 | YOYOW | You Own Your Own Words |
| 780 | YR | Yeah Right |
| 781 | YSS | You Suck Severely |
| 782 | YTMOB | You Turn Me On Baby |
| 783 | YW | You're Welcome |
| 784 | YWSYLS | You Win Some You Lose Some |
| 785 | ZN | ZiffNet
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