| # | 1 | The Seinfeld Chronicles | A woman who Jerry is attracted to stays with him when she comes to town. George tries to teach him the signals. | 05 Jul 89
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| 1 | 2 | The Stakeout | Jerry and George stake out lawyer's office building for a woman Jerry met at a party with Elaine. | 31 May 90 |
| 2 | 3 | The Robbery | Elaine house-sits for Jerry and the apartment gets robbed. Jerry decides to move but George and he wants the same apartment. | 07 Jun 90 |
| 3 | 4 | Male Unbonding | Jerry tries to break up with an obnoxious male friend who doesn't want to let go. | 14 Jun 90 |
| 4 | 5 | The Stock Tip | Jerry and George invest in the stock market. Jerry has a bad weekend with girlfriend in Vermont | 21 Jun 90 |
| 5 | 6 | The Ex-Girlfriend | Jerry dates George's ex-girlfriend who then dumps him because she doesn't think his stand-up act is funny. | 23 Jan 91 |
| 6 | 7 | The Pony Remark | Jerry offends an elderly relative at a family gathering and she then dies. | 30 Jan 91 |
| 7 | 8 | The Jacket | Jerry and George meet Elaine's cranky father. Jerry's new suede jacket is ruined by snow. | 08 Feb 91 |
| 8 | 9 | The Phone Message | Jerry dates woman who likes Docker's commercials; George leaves a bad messages on woman's machine and tries to steal the tape before she can listen to it. | 13 Feb 91 |
| 9 | 10 | The Apartment | Elaine tries to move into Jerry's building. George tries wearing wedding ring to attract women. | 04 Apr 91 |
| 10 | 11 | The Statue | Jerry has a man clean his apartment and thinks he may have stolen a statue. Kramer retrieves the statue from the man. | 11 Apr 91 |
| 11 | 12 | The Revenge | George quits his job Then slips his boss a Mickey. Jerry and Kramer get revenge on the laundromat when Jerry loses $100. | 18 Apr 91 |
| 12 | 13 | The Heart Attack | Kramer takes George to holistic healer after he has an imagined heart attack. | 25 Apr 91 |
| 13 | 14 | The Deal | Jerry and Elaine devise an elaborate system wherein they can be both friends and lovers. | 02 May 91 |
| 14 | 15 | The Baby Shower | Jerry gets an illegal cable hookup. Elaine holds baby shower in Jerry's apartment. | 16 May 91 |
| 15 | 16 | The Chinese Restaurant | Jerry Elaine and George can't get a table at a Chinese Restaurant. George tries to get in touch with his girlfriend. | 23 May 91 |
| 16 | 17 | The Busboy | George accidentally gets a busboy fired. When he visits to apologize he loses the man's cat. Elaine can't get rid of an annoying guest. | 26 Jun 91 |
| 17 | 18 | The Note | Jerry George and Elaine get their insurance to pay for massages by getting a note from a dentist. | 18 Sep 91 |
| 18 | 19 | The Truth | Jerry gets audited. George causes his accountant girlfriend to be admitted to a mental hospital. | 25 Sep 91 |
| 19 | 20 | The Pen | Elaine and Jerry visit his parents in Florida. Jerry takes an astronaut pen from his father's friend. | 02 Oct 91 |
| 20 | 21 | The Dog | Jerry gets stuck taking care of a mean dog that belongs to a man he met on an airplane. | 09 Oct 91 |
| 21 | 22 | The Library | Jerry hounded by library detective to return ''Tropic of Capricorn'' - overdue since 1971. George finds out his old gym teacher is now homeless. | 16 Oct 91 |
| 22 | 23 | The Parking Garage | Jerry Elaine George and Kramer can't find their car in a mall parking garage. Jerry and George emancipate their bladders. | 30 Oct 91 |
| 23 | 24 | The CafΘ | Elaine helps George cheat on an IQ test. Jerry tries to help Baboo a struggling immigrant restaurant owner. | 06 Nov 91 |
| 24 | 25 | The Tape | Elaine leaves a highly erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder. George gets a cure for baldness from China. | 13 Nov 91 |
| 25 | 26 | The Nose Job | George frets over his girlfriend's big nose. When he encourages her to get a nose job things get worse. | 20 Nov 91 |
| 26 | 27 | The Stranded | Elaine and Jerry are stranded by George at a party on Long Island. The host shows up at Jerry's the next week for wine and women. George tries to get even with a drug store. | 27 Nov 91 |
| 27 | 28 | The Alternate Side | Elaine dates an older man. Jerry's car is stolen and he talks to the thief on his cell phone. Kramer labors over his line in Woody Allen movie shooting on the block. | 04 Dec 91 |
| 28 | 29 | The Red Dot | Elaine gets George a job so he buys her a discount sweater. George has sex with cleaning woman at work. | 11 Dec 91 |
| 29 | 30 | The Subway | Jerry George Elaine and Kramer go their separate ways on the subway. Jerry encounters a naked man and Kramer gets a hot tip on a horse. George has a spontaneous erotic encounter. | 08 Jan 92 |
| 30 | 31 | The Pez Dispenser | Jerry makes Elaine laugh at a piano concert given by George's girlfriend. Kramer has idea for a perfume that smells like the ocean. Jerry hosts an intervention. | 15 Jan 92 |
| 31 | 32 | The Suicide | George sees a psychic. Jerry dates the girlfriend of a neighbor who is in a coma. | 29 Jan 92 |
| 32 | 33 | The Fix-Up | Jerry and Elaine set up George with Elaine's friend Cynthia. Kramer gives George a defective condom. | 05 Feb 92 |
| 33 | 34 | The Boyfriend (Part I) | Jerry becomes friends with special guest Keith Hernandez who starts dating Elaine. To stay on unemployment George converts Jerry's apartment into Vandelay Industries. | 12 Feb 92 |
| 34 | 35 | The Boyfriend (Part II) | Jerry thinks things are moving too fast with Keith. Newman and Kramer confront Keith about the spitting episode. | 12 Feb 92 |
| 35 | 36 | The Limo | Jerry and George takes someone else's limo from airport. That ''someone else'' turns out to be the leader of the Aryan Union. | 26 Feb 92 |
| 36 | 37 | The Good Samaritan | Jerry follows woman who he sees do a hit and run and ends up dating her. Kramer starts having mysterious seizures. | 04 Mar 92 |
| 37 | 38 | The Letter | Jerry's girlfriend paints ''The Kramer.'' Jerry breaks up with her and then gets a plagiarized letter from her. | 25 Mar 92 |
| 38 | 39 | The Parking Space | George's dispute over a parking spot in front of Jerry's building puts the neighborhood in an uproar. Jerry accused of being a phony. | 22 Apr 92 |
| 39 | 40 | The Keys | Kramer is using Jerry's apartment too much so Jerry takes his keys back. Kramer leaves town for LA. | 06 May 92 |
| 40 | 41 | The Trip (Part I) | Jerry performs on the Tonight Show and brings George with him. Kramer tries to make it in Hollywood while a rash of murders sweep the town. | 12 Aug 92 |
| 41 | 42 | The Trip (Part II) | Jerry and George try to save Kramer from a serial-murder accusation. | 19 Aug 92 |
| 42 | 43 | The Pitch (Part I) | Jerry and George pitch a show about nothing to NBC. George starts dating Susan an NBC executive. Kramer gets kicked in the head by Crazy Joe Divola. | 16 Sep 92 |
| 43 | 44 | The Ticket (Part II) | Kramer is feeling the effects of Crazy Joe Divola's kick. Newman tries to lie his way out of a speeding ticket with Kramer's help. | 16 Sep 92 |
| 44 | 45 | The Wallet | Jerry's father thinks someone stole his wallet at the doctor's. Jerry throws out watch he got from his parents. | 23 Sep 92 |
| 45 | 46 | The Watch | Jerry tries to get his watch back from Uncle Leo. Elaine meets Crazy Joe Divola. George bargains with NBC. | 30 Sep 92 |
| 46 | 47 | The Bubble BoyJ | erry and Elaine get lost on their way to Susan's cabin. George and Susan meet a ''bubble boy''. | 07 Oct 92 |
| 47 | 48 | The Cheever Letters | A gay relationship discovered in Susan's father's past. Jerry talks dirty to Elaine's secretary. Kramer goes to the Cuban embassy to get more cigars. | 28 Oct 92 |
| 48 | 49 | The Opera | Elaine dates Crazy Joe Divola. Jerry runs into him at the opera. | 04 Nov 92 |
| 49 | 50 | The Virgin | Elaine insults Jerry's virgin girlfriend and runs over Ping the delivery boy. George gets Susan fired. | 11 Nov 92 |
| 50 | 51 | The Contest | Jerry George Kramer and Elaine bet on who can wait longer to masturbate. John F. Kennedy Jr. presents Elaine with a problem. | 18 Nov 92 |
| 51 | 52 | The Airport | Jerry flies first class while Elaine flies coach. George and Kramer wait for them at the airport. | 25 Nov 92 |
| 52 | 53 | The Pick | A woman sees Jerry picking his nose. Elaine sends out a Christmas photo that reveals her nipple. Calvin Klein steals Kramer's idea for Ocean perfume. | 16 Dec 92 |
| 53 | 54 | The Movie | Jerry tries to coordinate a couple shows and a movie. Elaine Kramer and George wait for Jerry at theater. | 06 Jan 93 |
| 54 | 55 | The Visa | George dates the lawyer who is handling Ping's case against Elaine and asks Jerry not to be funny in front of her. Baboo is deported when his naturalization papers end up in the wrong hands. | 27 Jan 93 |
| 55 | 56 | The Shoes | George caught looking at NBC president's daughter's cleavage. Elaine gives up her new shoes in order to help Jerry. | 04 Feb 93 |
| 56 | 57 | The Outing | An NYU journalist thinks that Jerry and George are gay. For Jerry's birthday Kramer gives him a two-line phone and Elaine gives him a Bette Midler CD. | 11 Feb 93 |
| 57 | 58 | The Old Man | Jerry George and Elaine volunteer to help senior citizens. Kramer and Newman try to make money selling records. | 18 Feb 93 |
| 58 | 59 | The Implant | Jerry suspects his girlfriend (Teri Hatcher) has implants. George tries to get 1/2 price on airfare when his girlfriend Betsy's relative dies AND he double-dips. | 25 Feb 93 |
| 59 | 60 | The Junior Mint | Kramer & Jerry get to watch an operation but have a scuffle over Junior Mints. Jerry doesn't know his girlfriend's name but he knows it rhymes with a part of the female anatomy. | 18 Mar 93 |
| 60 | 61 | The Smelly Car | A valet stinks up Jerry's car. George finds out Susan had a female lover. | 15 Apr 93 |
| 61 | 62 | The Handicap Spot | While buying a TV for the Drake they park in handicap spot causing disabled woman to have accident. | 13 May 93 |
| 62 | 63 | The Pilot (Part I) | Jerry and George cast their sitcom. Kramer has some intestinal problems. George has a strange spot on his face. | 20 May 93 |
| 63 | 64 | The Pilot (Part II) | The pilot episode of ''Jerry'' is taped with a surprise appearance by Crazy Joe Devola while the president of NBC disappears. | 20 May 93 |
| 64 | 65 | The Mango | Jerry learns Elaine faked her orgasms and begs for a chance to prove his skill. George experiences impotence. Kramer is banned from the fruit stand when he tries to return a mango. | 16 Sep 93 |
| 65 | 66 | The Puffy Shirt | Kramer dates a low-talker. Jerry agrees to wear a puffy shirt on the Today Show. George moves in with his parents. | 23 Sep 93 |
| 66 | 67 | The Glasses | George thinks his glasses were stolen. Elaine is bit by rabid dog. Jerry accuses his girlfriend of kissing his cousin. | 30 Sep 93 |
| 67 | 68 | The Sniffing Accountant | George interviews for a bra sales position and feels an executive's material. Jerry and Kramer think their accountant is on drugs and Kramer goes undercover. Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend ove | 07 Oct 93 |
| 68 | 69 | The Bris | Elaine & Jerry become godparents and help with the bris. Kramer tries to save pigman. A suicide damages George's car. | 14 Oct 93 |
| 69 | 70 | The Lip Reader | Kramer becomes a tennis ball boy. Jerry dates deaf lineswoman who agrees to read a woman's lips for George. Elaine says she's deaf to avoid talking to chauffeur. | 28 Oct 93 |
| 70 | 71 | The Non-Fat Yogurt | Jerry and Elaine have so-called fat free yogurt tested and put the owner out of business. | 04 Nov 93 |
| 71 | 72 | The Barber | Jerry tries to switch barbers without getting caught. George shows up for a job he isn't sure he actually got and finds out he's Penske material. | 11 Nov 93 |
| 72 | 73 | The Masseuse | Elaine dates Joel Rifkin. Jerry dates a masseuse who won't give him a massage and who doesn't like George. | 18 Nov 93 |
| 73 | 74 | The Cigar-Store IndianJ | erry offends a native American with his gift to Elaine. Kramer has an idea for a coffee table book... about coffee tables. | 09 Dec 93 |
| 74 | 75 | The Conversion | George converts to Latvian Orthodox. Jerry thinks his girlfriend has a fungus. Kramer has the Kavorka. | 16 Dec 93 |
| 75 | 76 | The StallJ | erry's girlfriend ''can't spare a square'' of toilet paper for Elaine in restroom. Elaine dates mimbo(Dan Cortese) who George has a non-sexual crush on. Kramer encounters a familiar voice on a pho | 06 Jan 94 |
| 76 | 77 | The Dinner Party | Jerry and Elaine have trouble buying Babka. Jerry gets sick from a black and white cookie. George and Kramer get blocked in by Saddam Hussein. | 03 Feb 94 |
| 77 | 78 | The Marine Biologist | George pretends to be marine biologist to impress a woman and saves a whale. Elaine's organizer hits woman in the head. | 10 Feb 94 |
| 78 | 79 | The Pie | Jerry's date won't taste apple pie. Jerry witnesses a health violation and won't taste Poppy's pizza. George camps out for a swishy suit in a store that has a mannequin that looks like Elaine. | 17 Feb 94 |
| 79 | 80 | The Stand-In | Kramer's small friend Mickey caught using lifts in his shoes. George is accused of not committing. | 24 Feb 94 |
| 80 | 81 | The Wife | Jerry pretends to be married to get his girlfriend (Courtney Cox) a discount on dry cleaning. George is seen peeing in shower. | 17 Mar 94 |
| 81 | 82 | The Raincoats (Part I) | Elaine dates a close-talker (Judge Reinhold) who becomes obsessed with entertaining Jerry's parents. George is conned into volunteering for a big brother program. | 28 Apr 94 |
| 82 | 83 | The Raincoats (Part II) | Kramer and Jerry's dad try to sell some old raincoats. Jerry gets busted for making out during Schindler's List. | 28 Apr 94 |
| 83 | 84 | The Fire | George knocks over a grandmother trying to get away from a kitchen fire. Jerry heckles Kramer's obnoxious girlfriend and a streetcleaner severs her pinky-toe. Kramer saves the day. | 05 May 94 |
| 84 | 85 | The Hamptons | Everyone sees George's girlfriend topless except George. Jerry's girlfriend who doesn't understand shrinkage sees George naked after he was in the pool. Kramer steals lobster. | 12 May 94 |
| 85 | 86 | The Opposite | Fed up with making all the wrong moves George tries doing the opposite of all his instincts with great success. Elaine loses a boyfriend and her job because she likes Jujyfruits. Jerry is even-Stev | 19 May 94 |
| 86 | 87 | The Chaperone | Jerry dates Miss Rhode Island. Kramer tries to help her in the pageant. Elaine gets new job with Mr Pitt an eccentric businessman. | 22 Sep 94 |
| 87 | 88 | The Big Salad | Jerry dates a woman who dated Newman and it drives him crazy. George buys a big salad for Elaine Then accuses his girlfriend of taking credit for it. | 29 Sep 94 |
| 88 | 89 | The Pledge Drive | Elaine's friend Noreen dates a high-talker. Jerry volunteers to host a pledge drive for PBS. George gets the finger. | 06 Oct 94 |
| 89 | 90 | The Chinese Woman | Jerry dates a white woman with a Chinese name. George's parents decide to get a divorce. Noreen dates the long-talker. | 13 Oct 94 |
| 90 | 91 | The Couch | Jerry gets a new couch which Poppie then pees on. Elaine dates the man who delivered the couch but wonders about his stand on abortion. | 27 Oct 94 |
| 91 | 92 | The Gymnast | Jerry dates Romanian gymnast but neither is physically satisfied. Kramer passes kidney stone. George eats out of the garbage. | 03 Nov 94 |
| 92 | 93 | The Soup | Jerry gets a free suit but has to take Banya out to dinner in return (but is soup a dinner?). George asks out waitress who becomes disinterested. | 10 Nov 94 |
| 93 | 94 | The Mom and Pop Store | George buys car that belonged to Jon Voight. Kramer patronizes a Mom and Pop shoe repair shop and inadvertently gets them closed. Jerry crashes a Thanksgiving day party. | 17 Nov 94 |
| 94 | 95 | The Secretary | George hires a secretary. Jerry thinks his dry cleaner's been wearing his clothes. Elaine searches for a good mirror while Kramer sells the clothes off his back. | 08 Dec 94 |
| 95 | 96 | The Race | Kramer gets job as Santa. Jerry must defend his high school speed legend. | 15 Dec 94 |
| 96 | 97 | The Switch | Kramer's first name is revealed. Jerry tries to dump his girlfriend and date her roommate. | 05 Jan 95 |
| 97 | 98 | The Label Maker | George dates woman with male roommate. Jerry's superbowl tickets get passed around. Elaine investigates re-gifter. | 19 Jan 95 |
| 98 | 99 | The Scofflaw | Jerry's friend fakes cancer to illicit sympathy. Newman turns out to be a legendary scofflaw. George gets a hairpiece. | 26 Jan 95 |
| 99 | 100 | Highlights of a Hundred (1-hour special) | Clip show. | 02 Feb 95 |
| 100 | 101 | The Beard | Elaine converts a gay man. Jerry dates policewoman who gives him a lie detector test when he claims he's never seen Melrose Place. | 09 Feb 95 |
| 101 | 102 | The Kiss Hello | In order to establish a more friendly environment Kramer puts up pictures of everyone in the building. Jerry becomes a pariah in the building by refusing to kiss his neighbors hello. | 16 Feb 95 |
| 102 | 103 | The Doorman | Jerry is terrorized by the doorman at Mr Pitt's building. Kramer and George's father design a male bra. | 23 Feb 95 |
| 103 | 104 | The Jimmy | Jimmy talks in the third person. A series of misunderstandings makes Kramer the guest of honor at a dinner for the mentally handicapped. Jerry's dentist violates him while he's under. | 16 Mar 95 |
| 104 | 105 | The Doodle | Jerry gets fleas from Newman and has to get his apartment fumigated. George finds woman who doesn't care how he looks. | 06 Apr 95 |
| 105 | 106 | The Fusilli Jerry | Elaine's new boyfriend Putty steals Jerry's move so Jerry has to find a new mechanic. Due to a mix-up Kramer ends up with ASSMAN vanity plates. A pasta sculpture prompts an emergency visit to the R | 27 Apr 95 |
| 106 | 107 | The Diplomat's Club | Elaine almost quits her job Then gets fired because Jerry is accused of trying to kill Mr. Pitt. George tries to find a black friend. | 04 May 95 |
| 107 | 108 | The Face Painter | George says ''I love you'' to his girlfriend but there is a communication breakdown. Kramer can't get along with a monkey. Jerry refuses to place a "thank you" call and Elaine dates a guy who paint | 11 May 95 |
| 108 | 109 | The Understudy | George knocks over Bette Midler at softball game and Kramer takes care of her. Jerry dates a Broadway understudy who cries all the time. | 18 May 95 |
| 109 | 110 | The Engagement | George and Jerry decide to change their life and only George does - he gets engaged to Susan; Elaine tries to get rid of a barking dog. | 21 Sep 95 |
| 110 | 111 | The Postponement | George gets Susan to postpone the wedding date; Elaine is jealous of George and confides in a Rabbi who then blabs to everyone. | 28 Sep 95 |
| 111 | 112 | The Maestro | Kramer sues coffee shop chain because his coffee was too hot. Elaine dates a conductor who insists on being called Maestro. Jerry finds out that he CAN get a villa in Tuscany. | 05 Oct 95 |
| 112 | 113 | The Wink | A few culinary peculiarities make George look like a thief; Jerry's stomach gets timid when he dates Elaine's carnivorous cousin. | 12 Oct 95 |
| 113 | 114 | The Hot Tub | Jerry tries to help Elaine's friend make it to the marathon on time; Kramer gets a hot tub; George meets with some bastards from TX. | 19 Oct 95 |
| 114 | 115 | The Soup Nazi | Jerry and his ''shmoopy'' girlfriend annoy George; Elaine has a falling out with a temperamental soup chef. Elaine's armoir is stolen when Kramer is intimidated by a couple of effeminate street tou | 02 Nov 95 |
| 115 | 116 | The Secret Code | George won't tell Susan his ATM code. Kramer gets an emergency scanner and balks at the fire stations poor route choices. When his leg falls asleep Jerry offends handicapped store owner. | 09 Nov 95 |
| 116 | 117 | The Pool Guy | Jerry tries to get rid of annoying pool attendant who thinks Jerry is his friend; Worlds collide when Susan starts spending time with George's friends. | 16 Nov 95 |
| 117 | 118 | The Sponge | Elaine finds out that contraceptive sponges have been taken off the market and has to raise her standards due to limited supply. George hopes for make-up sex only to be caught without a sponge. Kra | 07 Dec 95 |
| 118 | 119 | The Gum | Kramer befriends man who had a nervous breakdown and forces Jerry to help; George's friend thinks he's mentally ill. | 14 Dec 95 |
| 119 | 120 | The Rye | George's parents reclaim a rye bread that Susan's parents did not serve at their dinner together. George hatches a complex plan to replace it. Kramer drives a horse and buggy and feeds the horse Be | 04 Jan 96 |
| 120 | 121 | The Caddy | When George leaves his car at work his bosses think he's been working extra hard. Elaine gives her perpetually braless friend some support with unexpected results. Kramer sues but a key piece of ev | 25 Jan 96 |
| 121 | 122 | The SevenJ | erry dates woman who always wears the same outfit; George and Susan argue over baby names; Kramer and Elaine fight over bike. | 01 Feb 96 |
| 122 | 123 | The Cadillac (Part I) | When he gets an unusually large paycheck Jerry decides to buy Cadillac for his father; George finds out he's Marisa Tomei's type; Kramer hides from the cable guy. | 08 Feb 96 |
| 123 | 124 | The Cadillac (Part II) | George meets Marisa but then tells her he's engaged; Jerry's dad gets impeached by his Resident's Association because of his new car and charges of embezzlement. | 08 Feb 96 |
| 124 | 125 | The Shower Head | Kramer and Jerry apartment building gets low-flow shower heads forcing them to seek black market heads; Elaine's drug test shows opium use after she eats poppy seed bagels; George tries to get paren | 15 Feb 96 |
| 125 | 126 | The Doll | George is freaked out by a doll of Susan's which looks like his mother; Kramer plays pool sans pants with George's father and the Maestro. | 22 Feb 96 |
| 126 | 127 | The Friars Club | Jerry accidentally walks out of the Friar's Club with their borrowed sports jacket only to have it stolen at a magic show. Elaine thinks guest star Rob Schneider is feigning deafness to avoid work. | 07 Mar 96 |
| 127 | 128 | The Wig Master | Elaine dates saleperson who leads her on with promise of a big discount; Kramer gets to wear the dream coat from ''Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat''. | 04 Apr 96 |
| 128 | 129 | The Calzone | George gets in good with George Steinbrenner by bringing him calzones for lunch but ends up being banned from the pizzeria for trying to steal from the tip jar; Jerry dates beautiful woman who can | 25 Apr 96 |
| 129 | 130 | The Bottle Deposit (Part I) | J. Peterman has Elaine buy JFK's golf clubs for him at an auction; Jerry takes his car to an obsessive mechanic who steals it along with the clubs when he realizes Jerry is not treating it properly. | 02 May 96 |
| 130 | 131 | The Bottle Deposit (Part II) | Jerry visits the scene of a ghastly car-stripping. Kramer and Newman haul bottles and cans to Michigan to cash in on a recycling refund discrepancy. On the way they encounter the mechanic in Jerry' | 02 May 96 |
| 131 | 132 | The Wait Out | George makes comment which causes a couple to consider divorce and Jerry and Elaine try to move in; Kramer buys tight jeans. | 09 May 96 |
| 132 | 133 | The Invitations | Susan dies from toxic glue on the cheap wedding invitations that George insisted on; Jerry gets engaged to guest star Janeane Garofalo who is just like him. | 16 May 96 |
| 133 | 134 | The Foundation | J. Peterman becomes unhinged and leaves the company in Elaine's hands. George finds that even death cannot seperate him from Susan. | 19 Sep 96 |
| 134 | 135 | The Soul Mate | Jerry isn't too interested in his new girlfriend until he finds out Kramer has a thing for her; Elaine meets guy just like her | 26 Sep 96 |
| 135 | 136 | The Bizarro Jerry | Elaine finds friends who are the exact opposites of Jerry George and Kramer. Kramer gets a day job. George dates a model and tastes life in the elite. | 03 Oct 96 |
| 136 | 137 | The Little Kicks | Elaine reveals a special talent for dancing. Jerry gets swept up in the art of bootlegging. | 10 Oct 96 |
| 137 | 138 | The Package | Elaine's doctor thinks she is difficult. George develops an odd relationship with his photo developer. Jerry runs into some trouble with a package. | 17 Oct 96 |
| 138 | 139 | The Fatigues | Elaine promotes an employee because she's scared to fire him. Jerry and George learn about the mentor/protegee relationship. Kramer convinces Frank Costanza to cook again | 31 Oct 96 |
| 139 | 140 | The Checks | Kramer becomes a guide for Japanese tourists. George and Jerry try to sell the Jerry pilot to Japanese TV. Elaine's new boyfriend is a desperado. | 07 Nov 96 |
| 140 | 141 | The Chicken Roaster | Elaine gets in trouble for using the company expense account. A Kenny Roger's Roaster goes up across from Jerry's building throwing his and Kramer's lives into disarray. | 14 Nov 96 |
| 141 | 142 | The Abstinence | George gets smart when he stops having sex but Elaine has the opposite effect. Jerry can't gets bumped at a junior high assembly gig. Kramer starts a smoking club. | 21 Nov 96 |
| 142 | 143 | The Andrea Doria | George tries to out-suffer a shipwreck survivor. Jerry and Newman form a temporary alliance. Elaine has a bad break-up. | 19 Dec 96 |
| 143 | 144 | The Little Jerry | Kramer and Jerry get entangled in the world of cock-fighting. George dates a convict. Elaine's new boyfriend comes to terms with baldness. | 09 Jan 97 |
| 144 | 145 | The Money | J. Peterman returns and puts Elaine back in her old job. Jerry and his parents fight over money and the Cadillac. Kramer's girlfriend is giving him the "jimmy leg." | 16 Jan 97 |
| 145 | 146 | The Comeback | Jerry takes advice from a tennis shop worker who isn't exactly a pro. George goes (far) out of his way to zing a jerky co-worker. | 30 Jan 97 |
| 146 | 147 | The Van Buren Boys | Jerry dates a loser; George interviews students for a scholarship; Kramer sells his life stories to J. Peterman | 06 Feb 97 |
| 147 | 148 | The Susie | Kramer and George break up. Elaine suffers some name confusion at work. Jerry's new girlfriend uses fungicide. | 13 Feb 97 |
| 148 | 149 | The Pothole | Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush into the toilet and George drops his keys in a pothole. Kramer adopts a highway. Elaine has to become a janitor to get her flounder delivered. | 20 Feb 97 |
| 149 | 150 | The English Patient | Kramer has Jerry pick up some "Cubans" for him while he's in Florida. Elaine can't understand why everyone loves "The English Patient." Jerry gets on the bad side of a high-testosterone family. | 13 Mar 97 |
| 150 | 151 | The Nap | George takes to sleeping underneath his desk at work. Kramer takes to swimming in the East River. Jerry get's a new set of kitchen cabinets and Elaine's boyfriend buys her a mattress. | 10 Apr 97 |
| 151 | 152 | The Yada Yada | George dates a very succinct girl. Jerry's dentist becomes a Jew for the jokes. Kramer and Mickey fight over women. | 24 Apr 97 |
| 152 | 153 | The Millenium | Kramer and Newman both plan parties for New Year's 2000. George tries to get fired so he can take a better job with the Mets. Jerry's girlfriend is very particular about her speed-dialer. | 01 May 97 |
| 153 | 154 | The Muffin Tops | Elaine gives Lippman the idea to open a muffin shop "Top of the Muffin to You!" Jerry finds that shaving is a slippery slope. George is mistaken for a tourist by a tour guide. When Peterman's book is | 08 May 97 |
| 154 | 155 | The Summer of George | George finds out he gets three months severence pay and plans to spend some time on himself. Jerry's new girlfriend has another "dude." Elaine gets catty with guest star Molly Shannon. Kramer gets | 15 May 97 |
| 155 | 156 | The Butter Shave | George gets a job because the employer thinks he's handicapped. Kramer discovers the wonderful horrible effects of butter on human skin. Elaine and Puty (the face painter) take a long trip home. J | 25 Sep 97 |
| 156 | 157 | The Voice | Jerry can't decide which he likes better: his girlfriend or the funny voice that drives her crazy. Kramer gets an intern and George refuses to leave his job. Elaine and Putty can't seem to break it | 02 Oct 97 |
| 157 | 158 | The Serenity NowJ | erry starts to feel emotions and George becomes a computer salesman for his father along with Lloyd Brawn. Kramer installs a front porch and has some problems with the neighborhood kids. Elaine has | 09 Oct 97 |
| 158 | 159 | The Blood | Kramer doesn't like the interest rates so he withdraws his deposits from the blood bank. Elaine tries to prove she's responsible by baby-sitting her friend's ill-behaved child. George finds himself | 16 Oct 97 |
| 159 | 160 | The Junk Mail | An old friend gives Jerry a van as payment for a gig. Kramer wages an anti-mail campaign and finds himself a (post)marked man. George's parents are fed up with him but quite taken with each other. | 30 Oct 97 |
| 160 | 161 | The Merv Griffin Show | Kramer finds the old Merv Griffin Show set and brings it home. Elaine's new coworker is a "sidler". Jerry's girlfriend has a boffo collection of toys but she won't let him play with them. George a | 06 Nov 97 |
| 161 | 162 | The Slicer | Kramer's life is changed by a meat slicer. George has to alter his new apathetic boss's photographic evidence of "the boom box incident." Jerry dates a life-saving dermatologist. | 13 Nov 97 |
| 162 | 163 | The Betrayal | The backwards episode: Jerry sleeps with the woman George is seeing. Elaine travels to India to show up Sue Ellen Mishkie. Kramer has a battle of the hexes with his friend FDR. | 20 Nov 97 |
| 163 | 164 | The Apology | George is enraged when an alcoholic friend refuses to make amends with him. Jerry learns about good and bad naked. Elaine's coworker doesn't like her germs. Kramer lives it up in the shower. | 11 Dec 97 |
| 164 | 165 | The Strike | After 12 years Kramer goes back to work. George dreads the annual celebration of Festivus (for the rest of us). Jerry dates a two-faced girl. Elaine tries to get her free sub stub back from a loser s | 18 Dec 97 |
| 165 | 166 | The Dealership | Jerry tries to get an insider deal on a new car from David Putty (who is no longer a "grease monkey") but Elaine breaks up with him too soon. Meanwhile George tries to track down his stolen Twix bar | 08 Jan 98 |
| 166 | 167 | The Reverse Peephole | Kramer and Newman reverse their peepholes to prevent an ambush getting them in trouble with the super. David Putty wears a man fur. Jerry starts carrying something that is not a purse. George's walle | 15 Jan 98 |
| 167 | 168 | The Cartoon | Elaine tries to prove a New Yorker cartoon isn't funny. Kramer causes so much trouble he swears off talking. A struggling actress friend of Jerry's (Kathy Griffin) writes a one-woman show "Jerry Sein | 29 Jan 98 |
| 168 | 169 | The Strong Box | Kramer buys a strong box for his valuables but can't find a suitable hiding place for the key. George's girlfriend won't agree to break up with him. Elaine's new boyfriend lives a life of mystery -- | 05 Feb 98 |
| 169 | 170 | The Wizard | Jerry buys his father a Wizard PDA which gets used as a tip calculator. Kramer retires to Florida. George tells the Rosses he has a house in the Hamptons. Elaine isn't sure of her new boyfriend's rac | 26 Feb 98 |
| 170 | 171 | The Burning | Elaine discovers that Puddy listens to religious radio and begins to wonder if she's going to hell. George discovers a principle of showmanship -- always leave on a high note -- and ends up a little | 19 Mar 98 |
| 171 | 172 | The Bookstore | George is forced to buy an expensive book when he takes it into a bookstore bathroom. Jerry catches Uncle Leo shoplifting and turns him in. Kramer and Newman hire the homeless to pull rickshaws. Will | 09 Apr 98 |
| 172 | 173 | The Frogger | George tries to buy a Frogger machine in order to preserve is decade-old high score. Jerry's new girlfriend is a sentence finisher. Elaine takes a stand against meaningless office parties then starts | 23 Apr 98 |
| 173 | 174 | The MaidJ | erry starts sleeping with the maid and she stops cleaning his apartment. Then why is he still paying her? When her number turns into a fax party line Elaine gets stuck with a 646 number. George tries | 30 Apr 98 |
| 174 | 175 | The Puerto Rican Day | The gang gets stuck in traffic on the way home from a Mets game on account of the Puerto Rican Day Parade. Elaine tries to make it home on her own. Jerry gets in a feud with a driver in a maroon Golf | 07 May 98 |
| 175 | 176 | The Clip Episode | A look back at memorable moments from all nine seasons. | 14 May 98 |
| 176 | 177 | The Finale (Part 1) | The new president at NBC gives Jerry and George a 13 episode deal on the long-forgotten "Jerry" pilot. The gang decides to celebrate by going to Paris on the NBC corporate jet only to find themselves | 14 May 98 |
| 177 | 178 | The Finale (Part 2) | Jerry George Kramer and Elaine are put on trial for standing by as an obese man is robbed. Faces from their past are called as character witnesses in the trial presided over by Judge Art Vandeley. | 14 May 98
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