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- Alice watched the rather large pink
- hippopotamus trot toward her.
-
- Rather rudely, the hippopotamus
- seemed to ignore the little girl,
- carrying on straight past her.
-
- Alice coughed contemptuously.
-
- At this, the hippopotamus paused
- for thought. He turned around and
- said in a tiny, squeaky voice,
- "Err, good day little girl".
-
- "Why did you ignore me?" asked
- Alice in her impetuous voice
- reserved for ill-mannered animals.
-
- "I really am most terribly sorry",
- replied the incredibly coloured
- creature. "You see, I am really an
- extremely shy animal. I didn't mean
- to offend you."
-
- Alice, noticing the yellow name
- badge on the hippo's lapel, spoke
- softly: "That's okay Hugh. I'm
- quite shy myself."