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- EDITORIAL: "Dirt Cheap Literary Criticism With the Honesty of Complete
- Desperation"
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- ** PUBLIC SHUDDERS AT "BEST OF THE YEAR" **
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- It can't be the editors' fault. Can it? Terry Carr has as much taste
- as any editor in the field has ever had. Donald Wollheim may be a tough old
- shark, a snuff-snorting roue' of the ancien regime, but he Knows What People
- Like.
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- How to explain, then, the painful dullness of these two collections?
- (THE 1983 WORLD'S BEST SF, Donald A. Wollheim, Ed., DAW, $2.95; THE BEST
- SCIENCE FICTION OF THE YEAR #12, Terry Carr, ed., Timescape, $3.95.) Is SF
- suffering from intellectual exhaustion? Perhaps it takes itself too
- seriously and has lost the careless vigor it had when it was mere pop crap.
- One might easily conclude this after perusing the vapid "Letter From the
- Clearys," the pompous and bloodless "Sur," or the Abbess-phone-home fakery of
- "Souls." But even these clumps of parasitic literary mistletoe have more to
- recommend them than the clunky obsolescence of James White's "The Scourge" or
- Timothy Zahn's laughable "Pawn's Gambit."
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- Consider how good Frederik Pohl's "Farmer On the Dole" looks in this
- company. This story is predicated on the waggish Pohl-Kornbluth satires of
- thirty years ago. In those days "Farmer On the Dole" would have ranked as a
- shoulder-shrugging mild amusement. Nowadays, however, surrounded by stories
- that lie gasping and wall-eyed with anemia, a story that has enough strength
- left to execute a rickety buck-and-wing and toss a pie or two DESERVES
- ACCLAIM.
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- Wollheim's collection is the dopier of the two, burdened by
- aberrations like Timothy Robert Sullivan's negligible "The Comedians," and
- "Written in Water," one of Tanith Lee's most opaque efforts. The collection
- closes well with Rudy Rucker's lively Pac-Man parody, but the mind boggles at
- this choice, since it's probably the worst thing Rucker ever wrote. One
- winces to think of the impression this must make on Rucker's potential fans,
- who will almost certainly conclude that his work consists of juvenile KA-CHOW
- KA-CHOW incoherency.
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- Carr's collection has more on the ball, including Disch's
- claustrophobically brilliant "Understanding Human Behavior" and Silverberg's
- competent "Pope of the Chimps." The silly plot of Connie Willis'
- "Firewatch" does not prevent her from making her point with force and grace.
- And Gregory Benford's strange parable of modern industrial society,
- "Relativistic Effects," demands respect and earns it. It is, however,
- rather dull.
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- Hope for the future lies with newer writers. Bill Johnson's first
- story, "Meet Me At Apogee," shows unusual stylistic grace for a hard-SF
- devotee, and he seems to have grasped the fact that the Future Will Be
- Different. Bruce McAllister does not know how to plot, but this can be
- forgiven him, since his is clearly a visionary chomping at the bit.
- McAllister needs to forget his pretensions and cut loose.
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- Bruce Sterling contributes a slick piece of entomological SF. The
- odd popularity of this work, with its intense Stapledonian pessimism,
- probably shows that readers have missed his point.
-
- But the best comes last: William Gibson's incredible "Burning
- Chrome." THIS is the shape for science fiction in the 1980's: fast-moving,
- sharply extrapolated, technologically literate, and as brilliant and coherent
- as a laser. Gibson's focussed and powerful attack is our best chance yet to
- awaken a genre that has been half-asleep since the early 1970's.
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- And until SF does reform itself, re-think itself, and re-establish
- itself as a moving cultural force instead of a backwater anachronism, even
- the cleverest editors will find their efforts useless. They cannot produce
- meritorious fiction after the fact; nor can they stitch silk purses from the
- ears of sows, no matter how fat the sows are or how long they have been
- munching the same acorns under the same tree. SF must stop recycling the
- same half-baked traditions about the nature of the human future. And its
- most formally gifted authors must escape their servant's mentality and learn
- to stop aping their former masters in the literary mainstream. Until that
- happens, SF will continue sliding through obsolescence toward outright
- necrophilia.
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- RAGING DIATRIBE FROM OUR NEW YORK CORRESPONDENT
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- Our New York correspondent, one of a globe-spanning network of CHEAP
- TRUTH shills and xerox pirates, sends us these pertinent comments:
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- "At the Forbidden Planet SF Convention (New York, July 2-3-4 1983),
- Jack Chalker remarked that before he became well known, no one reviewed him,
- whereas now, he's reviewed everywhere -- unfavorably. He claims this is
- because fan critics are failed writers, which makes them jealous of Chalker's
- success. I'm tired of the 'jealous critics' line that hacks like Chalker trot
- out to justify their awful work and their giant egos. The fact is that, so
- long as a mediocre writer remains obscure, critics see that there is a
- certain degree of justice, and they feel no comment needs to be made. But if
- that writer's trashy, derivative, ungrammatical, garbled prose, and
- second-hand, second-rate ideas start selling widely, critics feel a
- justifiable sense of outrage. They vent this outrage in their reviews.
- Jealousy has nothing to do with it.
-
- "The success of BATTLEFIELD EARTH is easily explained (one million
- Scientology readers can't be wrong -- or right) but 2010 and FOUNDATION'S
- EDGE are more baffling. Bearing in mind hardcover prices and the juvenile
- readership... how many copies of these incredibly dull books were bought by
- parents as presents for their children? Market research would be
- illuminating. And how many young readers were disappointed? For that
- matter, how many people who buy SF novels actually FINISH them? How many
- mediocre, unoriginal, boring books will a reader tolerate, and still keep
- buying, in hope of finding one to stimulate his imagination? At what point
- do readers become disgusted and give up? Any other industry would have
- researched such factors long ago. The cost would quickly be recovered in
- increased efficiency and responsiveness to real market patterns."
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- ** "BEST OF THE YEAR" REPRISE: EUROPE REELS **
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- The morbid state of American SF might lead one to expect -- even to
- hope -- that the narcotized Amerikaners would be blindsided by an older and
- wiser literary tradition from the Continent. Judging by this (TERRA SF II --
- THE YEARS BEST EUROPEAN SF, Richard D. Nolane, ed., DAW $2.95), it is not to
- be. Frankly, there are SOVIETS who can write better than this.
-
- Three of twelve stories can be exempted from the pillory, especially
- Francis Carsac's "The Last Atlantean." Its misleadingly maudlin title is the
- work of the translator, one "Joe F. Randolph." In this collection, Mr.
- Randolph tackles German, French, Danish, Spanish, and Italian. Can such a
- polymath exist? Is the wooden prose of this collection perhaps his fault?
- One might hope so, but the underlying structure of these stories leads one to
- believe otherwise. They range from flabby Howard pastiches to wet leftist
- polemics, as dull as Pournelle without even his saving grace of overt
- violence. And are pickings so slim in Europe that the editor MUST include
- one of his own
- stories?
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- CHEAP TRUTH TOP TEN
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- This list, by guest grump Sue Denim, is all recent stuff (within the
- last year, at least) and should be fairly easy to find.
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- BEST OF CHARLES BEAUMONT -- Known for his Twilight Zone work, his
- short fiction is brilliant, literate, and a vast range of styles and moods.
- Bantam.
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- THE TRANSMIGRATION OF TIMOTHY ARCHER by Philip K. Dick -- the
- Master's last book, a change of pace in tone and style but still brilliant
- and haunting. Timescape.
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- THE MAN WHO HAD NO IDEA by Thomas M. Disch -- Bizarre and highly
- literate collection that fairly shimmers with wit. Bantam.
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- RIDDLEY WALKER by Russel Hoban -- The made-up language is a pain in
- the ass, but the extra work is worth it. Grim but deeply moving
- post-apocalypse. Washington Square.
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- THE UNREASONING MASK by Philip Jose' Farmer -- Wildly inventive, and
- if not in a stylistic league with Disch or Hoban, at least Farmer is coherent
- and readable here (as opposed to, say, the last couple of Riverworld books).
- Berkley.
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- COURTSHIP RITE by Donald Kingsbury -- Earth's descendants reduced to
- near savagery on an alien world -- but wait. This is the real thing,
- intricately designed and fiercely imagined. Timescape.
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- THE WAR HOUND AND THW WORLD'S PAIN by Michael Moorcock. His best in
- years, carefully crafted, full of surprises and convoluted characters.
- Timescape.
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- THE SNARKOUT BOYS AND THE AVOCADO OF DEATH by Daniel M. Pinkwater --
- You'll have to look in the "Young Adult" section for this one, but do it
- anyway. Brilliant satire by a genuine mad genius. Signet.
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- THE GOLDEN SPACE by Pamela Sargent -- Fixup of several stories, with
- filler material, but it really does work as a novel. Immortals and their
- genetically altered children raise serious issues. Strong characters.
- Timescape.
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- A ROSE FOR ARMAGEDDON by Hilbert Schenck -- This guy is weird and
- doesn't seem to know how books are supposed to be written, which is a real
- relief sometimes. Once this one gets rolling (and it does take its time) you
- won't want to stop. Timescape.
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