| Just in case it hasn't clicked yet, this is a gentle reminder that all those irritating little strips at the bottom of every page are there for a reason. | Click on them and you'll be transported to a world of unimagined delights. (In rare cases when unimagined delights are not available you'll have to settle for an advert. Sorry about that.) | |
| To anyone who already knew this, you can go now - we didn't mean to insult your intelligence. |  | |
| To anyone who didn't know, there's no need to feel bad. People have better things to do with their time than wander about in cyberspace clicking on things, right? | ||