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| Let's put it this way: nobody with a love of quilted nylon would bother reading this, but it got your attention. And what are you wearing? Exactly. |  | |
| Not that it matters what we think. In the unlikely event you want hard evidence, the research is a couple clicks away. If you prefer your evidence soft, don't bother. | ||