ocr: HTGUTBTTE HIGUTBTTE HTGGTBTTE HIGUTBTTE IF GOD WERE A PROGRAMMER... Some programmers express irritation at being described as eccentric. To placate such folk, I present the following : Some important theological questions can best be answered by thinking of God as a computer programmer: Q:1 Did God really, create the world in seven days? A: He did it in six days and nights while living on cola and candy bars. On the seventh day he went home and found out his girlfriend had left him. Q:1 What causes God to intervene in earthly affairs? A:, If a critical error occurs, the system. pages him autom ...
