ocr: Title Thanksgivimgstory Author Livewire 1% BEEEET 100% You eat your Thanksgiving dimer (although these days, thanks are optional) and then what do you do? Why, of course, you go lie down in a comfy chair with one hand in your pants (men only). Why? Because, as modern science has liscovered, turkeys contain a certain endorphine that causes drowsiness. Thus, after eating enough turkey, you'll get drowsy and fall asleep. (Usually in front of a good hockey game, but this year': - S NHL contract difficulties have precluded that option) :( So why do turkeys contain this endorphiner Well, I found out ...
