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- Her next birthday is April 18.
- It took 8 men 2 days to paint a house.
- I moved to 7520 Main Street.
- Do I have 38 books?
- She paid $4.95 for the gloves.
- We like to shop at K-Mart.
- Look out for the car!
- I saw those items at Brown and King's.
- We paid $.10 for a #2 pencil.
- Spring begins on Wednesday, March 21.
- The animals in the zoo were restless.
- He said, "This job must be redone."
- Have you read "I'm OK, You're OK?"
- He said, "What a beautiful sight!"
- The Nile river is 4,000-miles long.
- Where's the beef?
- I'll never go gray.
- Our specialty is what we have.
- Clean up your act!
- The best mirror is a friend's eye.
- History doesn't pass the dishes again.
- Me worry about my dentures?
- Never is a long, long time.
- Your bill is past due. Please pay!
- Suddenly, I was in a daze.
- Can Henry come out and play?
- Do you think it will rain?
- Chile is a South American country.
- Get on the Bandwagon!
- Don't forget to close the door.
- Your income tax is due April 15th.
- Too little, too late.
- July 4th is Independence Day.
- When in doubt, abstain.
- I'm looking over a 4 leaf clover.
- Take 2 aspirin and go to bed.
- Rembrandt lived in Holland.
- Lincoln was the 16th president.
- The 1st Olympic Games were in Greece.
- Silent Night was written in Austria.
- What have you got to lose?
- Have you seen our long distance bill?
- Talk less, say more.
- You have to take chances to hurt.
- Thin thighs in 30 days.
- Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.
- If it happens, it's possible.
- Take the Pepsi Challenge.
- What kind of question is that?
- You're in good hands.
- If you drink, don't drive.
- Say it isn't so.
- Play it again, Sam.
- It's all in a day's work.
- He's one in a million.
- My hat's off to him.
- Try it, you'll like it.
- Time is the stream I go fishing in.
- Say it isn't so.
- Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
- Money doesn't grow on trees.
- Have you seen "9 to 5?"
- The dog is man's best friend.
- It's right for you.
- The 1984 Winter Olympics are over.
- The big black-backed bumblebee
- Black bug's blood
- The 6th sheik's 6th sheep's sick.
- Sister Susie's sewing shirts.
- Naughty Nettie's knitting nighties.
- Sly Sam sips Sally's soup.
- Quinn's twin sisters sing.
- Rush the washing, Russel!
- Is there a pleasant peasant present?
- Did you do it? Don't do it!
- Cross crossings cautiously!
- Don't run along the wrong lane!
- TexaSoft is hard to beat.
- Don't look back.
- You're being followed.
- That's the good news.
- Heard any good jokes lately?
- It tried to rain, but it mist.
- The weather's blah with scattered yuk.
- Smorgasbord--eatcetera
- Doughnuts--dunk food
- Rhubarb--celery with a sunburn
- Church supper--sacred chow
- Whipped cream--plump pudding
- Scene stealer--claptomaniac
- Divorce--elimimate
- Allergy doctor--antisneeziologist
- Water rights--Artesian coordinates
- We had 1 day of sunshine in a row.
- The tallest man is 8' 11.1" tall.
- The largest tomato weighs over 4 lbs.
- A midget was 23.2" tall at age 19.
- Alexander Solzhenitsyn lives in exile.
- Earl Hughes weighed over 1000 lbs.
- Them who has-gets.
- Variables won't, constants aren't.
- You'll feel better in the morning.
- You could pay more, but why?
- It's right for you.
- How much is that doggie in the window?
- Knot--a tangle with a name
- I wouldn't be caught dead in it.
- Mary is tall, blond and pretty.
- You must study; or you may fail.
- Prof. Smythe will lecture today.
- Whew! how those jets zip across.
- Where are my books? my supplies?
- The red rug is 9 2/3 feet long.
- I can do it. Can you? Show me.
- Our need: six new typewriters.
- Michael works from 8:30 to 5:00.
- Ben's savings amount to $585.50.
- Barry (my son) amuses me.
- Bill said, "I'll see you later."
- My son-in-law is a teacher.
- Sam wrote Jill--at my suggestion.
- We sold 2,643,734 yards of silk.
- Order #36 went out today.
- The package weighed 25#.
- The class starts at 8 a.m. sharp.
- Sam ran 880 yards in 1' 58".
- Bill lives at 50 West 11th Street.
- Max borrowed $7,400 to buy a car.
- The project is 75% complete.
- Bill's 5% bonus amounts to $300.
- He said, "I am sure we will win."
- Our company's slogan: QUALITY FIRST
- Somewhere we've missed the boat.
- So sweet the plum trees smell!
- Good night! Good night!
- The tallest woman was 7.7 feet tall.
- The lightest human weighed 2#.
- The largest stalactite is 195 feet.
- I don't do windows.
- Hang on! We're coming!
- What's for dinner tonight, Dear?
- The sun is 11,000 degrees F.
- It is 238,900 miles to the moon.
- The Nile River is 4,000 miles long.
- The human arm contains 32 bones.
- Ink originated 4,000 years ago.
- The pony express lasted 18 months.
- India has 33 major languages.
- Elephant eyelashes are 3 inches long.
- Greenland is 100% literate.
- Hawaii has 22,000 types of orchids.
- Ben Frankin's son was a Tory.
- Ben Franklin had 16 siblings.
- Paul Revere had 16 children.
- I check "debit"; you check "credit."
- Jones said, "Don't give up the ship."
- Raisins are called "sultanas."
- A fathom is 6 ft. long.
- I bought these: a tie and a shirt.
- He said, "Have we met before?"
- Riley shouted, "Dave hit a homerun!"
- Humans normally have 32 teeth.
- A coin collector is a numismatist.
- A stamp collector is a philatelist.
- A bug collector is a entymologist.
- Code experts are cryptographers.
- The job is two-thirds done.
- He is a well-known writer.
- Type 'N Spell is a great game!
- Mr. Smith left--where did he go?
- She had one hobby--dancing.
- We will begin at act 4; scene 2.
- The largest volcano crater is Mt. Aso.
- The largest sea is South China Sea.
- Feb. 2 is "Ground-Hog Day."
- April 1 is April Fool's Day.
- Greenland is the largest island.
- The Great Sphinx is in Egypt.
- The shortest river is 440 ft. long.
- Angel Falls is the highest waterfall.
- The shortest opera is 7 min. 27 sec.
- The Royal Gorge is 1/4 mile deep.
- Old Faithful erupts every 66 minutes.
- The highest temperature was 136.4 F.
- The lowest temperature was -126.9 F.
- Joe doesn't know that 2+2=4.
- The Taj Mahal is in Agra, India.
- Pearl Harbor was bombed Dec. 7, 1941.
- The Parthenon is over 2,000 yrs. old.
- Mesa Verde means "green table."
- The Great Pyramid is near Cairo.
- The largest lemon weighed over 5 lbs.
- Ozero Lake in USSR is 6,365 ft. deep.
- London Bridge lasted over 600 years.
- Lake Pontchartrain Causeway is 24 mi.
- Nolan Ryan threw a ball 100.9 m.p.h.
- Water covers 70.92% of the earth.
- It's not worth a hill of beans.
- Don't forget to close the door.
- Fish and visitors smell after 3 days.
- 70.92% of the e