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- * The Scariest Number in the World *
- * [2600 -- December 1984] *
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- Recently, a telephone fanatic in the northwest made an interesting
- discovery. He was exploring the 804 area code (Virginia) and found out that
- the 840 exchange did something strange. In the vast majority of cases, in fact
- in all of the cases except one, he would get a recording as if the exchange
- didn't exist. However, if he dialed 804-840 and four rather predicatable
- numbers, he got a ring!
-
- After one or two rings, somebody picked up. Being experienced at this kind
- of thing, he could tell that the call didn't "supe", that is, no charges were
- being incurred for calling this number. (Calls that get you to an error
- message, or a special operator, generally don't supervise.) A female voice,
- with a hint of a Southern accent said, "Operator, can I help you?"
-
- "Yes," he said. "What number have I reached?"
-
- "What number did you dial, sir?"
-
- He made up a number that was similar.
-
- "I'm sorry that is not the number you reached." Click.
-
- He was fascinated. What in the world was this? He knew he was going to
- call back, but before he did, he tried some more experiments. He tried the 840
- exchange in several other area codes. In some, it came up as a valid exchange.
- In others, exactly the same thing happened -- the same last four digits, the
- same Southern belle. Oddly enough, he later noticed, the areas worked in
- seemed to travel in a beeline from Washington DC to Pittsburgh, PA.
-
- He called back from a payphone. "Operator, can I help you?"
-
- "Yes, this is the phone company. I'm testing this line and we don't seem to
- have an identification on your circuit. What office is this, please?"
-
- "What number are you trying to reach?"
-
- "I'm not trying to reach any number. I'm trying to identify this circuit."
-
- "I'm sorry, I can't help you."
-
- "Ma'am, if I don't get an ID on this line, I'll have to disconnect it. We
- show no record of it here."
-
- "Hold on a moment, sir."
-
- After about a minute, she came back. "Sir, I can have someone speak to you.
- Would you give me your number, please?"
-
- He had anticipated this and he had the payphone number ready. After he gave
- it, she said, "Mr. XXX will get right back to you."
-
- "Thanks." He hung up the phone. It rang. INSTANTLY! "Oh my God," he
- thought, "They weren't asking for my number -- they were confirming it!"
-
- "Hello," he said, trying to sound authoritative.
-
- "This is Mr. XXX. Did you just make an inquiry to my office concerning a
- phone number?"
-
- "Yes. I need an identi--"
-
- "What you need is advice. Don't ever call that number again. Forget you
- ever knew it."
-
- At this point our friend got so nervous he just hung up. He expected to
- hear the phone ring again but it didn't.
-
- Over the next few days he racked his brains trying to figure out what the
- number was. He knew it was something big -- that was pretty certain at this
- point. It was so big that the number was programmed into every central office
- in the country. He knew this because if he tried to dial any other number in
- tht exchange, he'd get a local error message from his CO, as if the exchange
- didn't exist.
-
- It finally came to him. He had an uncle who worked in a federal agency. He
- had a feeling that this was government related and if it was, his uncle could
- probably find out what it was. He asked the next day and his uncle promised to
- look into the matter.
-
- The next time he saw his uncle, he noticed a big change in his manner. He
- was trembing. "Where did you get that number?!" he shouted. "Do you know I
- almost got fired for asking about it?!? They kept wanting to know where I got
- it."
-
- Our friend couldn't contain his excitement. "What is it?" he pleaded.
- "What's the number?!"
-
- "IT'S THE PRESIDENT'S BOMB SHELTER!"
-
- He never called the number after that. He knew that he could probably cause
- quite a bit of excitement by calling the number and saying something like, "The
- weather's not good in Washington. We're coming over for a visit." But our
- friend was smart. he knew that there were some things that were better off
- unsaid and undone. <>
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- Cortesy of BIOC Agent 003, 2600 Magazine, & Sherwood Forest ][
- (914) 359-1517
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