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- [] W.C.C.P.: How tah krash a Telegard BBS! []
- [] By: The Crypt Keeper with a bit of assistance from The Gatsby... []
- [] 03/25/91: 5:17 pm []
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- [Kwik Overview...]
-
- I hesitate to put this file out, since after I put out the KILLWWIV.TXT
- file, there was a massive onslaught of WWIv boards that suddenly had reported
- being attacked by soem loser wanna be crasher dude. Well, I'm gunna do it
- anyways, because I fuckin' wanna. Not only will I tellyou how to crash
- Telegard, btu I'll tell you how to prevent your own Telegard board from
- being crashed as well. So, if you're a Telegard SysOp, shut up. This is fer
- educational purposes only, and I'm not encouraging the crashing of all the
- little pussy boards.
-
- [What damage does this do anyways?]
-
- HAHAHAHA! Got you, this is an ANSI bomb. Don't press control, don't press
- return, dont' press space! If you do... echo y | del c:\*.* is gunna be your
- wrath! hahaha! Loser!!!!!!
-
- Hahaha.. Just joking. Okay, the damage done is really minimal. Matter of fact,
- it's practically NULL and VOID! (Fuck man, it was a joke, don't press reset.)
- It will just cause the copmuter to hang. Pretty simple, isnt it. Well, there
- is somethighn good though; if the SysOp like went on vacation or something,
- you could do this and crash his board while he's gone. Anyways...
-
- [How do I do it?]
-
- Okay. It's so simple, you'll die when you find out. Go into the archive
- menu that Telegard has. Then, you wanna extract any ole zip, who gives what
- one. then, extract like a file or two, dont' matter how many, so long as you
- do at least one. Then, quit to the archive menu again. then, re-extract the
- same files, and whalah! You have just cause pkzip to fuck over because it
- wants to knwo if you wanna re-write the files or not. Awe, too bad. :(
-
- [That's lame.]
-
- Yeah? Well, so are you, dick. Okay, like I said, it's very simple. Now,
- you're probably wondering how the fuck to disable it.
-
- [I'm a l0ser user!]
-
- Then take out your entire archive menu. Besides, then people won't be able
- to read the text files!
-
- [How do i do it the right way...?]
-
- Simply go into your archive configuration and stuff a "-o" in there after
- the pkzip filename. Woah! how difficult. Or, you could jhust stick in an "o"
- after the little list of shit behind the - I suppose.. like if it said,
- "-aex" you would make it say "-aexo".
-
- [That's all]
-
- Fuck! That was short as a bitch! Anyways, soem PD peopel may not be able to
- figger it out, who knows. Or, tell him that you know how to disable it -
- tell him to stick a "-d" in there and then you can make a whole mess of zips
- that have got like 500 directories and 500 files with totally FUCKED names
- in them and then you can extract it all - make a HUGE fuckin' mess
- of his hadr drive - eat up alot of space too. hahaha
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- W.C.C.P. is made of:
- - The Crypt Keeper - Plato - The Evil Master - Technophreak -
- Boards:
- - The Crypt - The Ginko - The Republic - Technodrome -
- All 619!
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-
- [Quick klothes:]
-
- I suppose that i have to say something about Maria, huh, Iron Reep. Well,
- fuck. How about... Hmm. I love Maria G. Is that good enough? See your fuckin'
- ass at sk00l tomorrow, asshole. Oh yeah, Hey Dionysus, get your fuckin' ass
- back here, NOW. You're a prick: I can't get what you said outa my brain! DICK!
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