Black Box 4/BlackBox.cdr/w3_utils/cookie21.arj/COOKIE.DAT

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#%TTwin Peaks%NCooper:  I'm sure the Sheriff will be able to recommend a clean place, reasonably priced--that's what I need, a clean place, reasonably priced.
#%TTwin Peaks%NLeo:     Leo needs a new pair of shoes!
#%TTwin Peaks%NAndy:    Lucy!%NLucy:    What?%NAndy:    <Crash!>%NLucy:    Andy?
#%TTwin Peaks%NSenor Droolcup: Your milk is gonna get cool....%NCooper (lying on his back, bleeding): OhKaayy
#%TTwin Peaks%NSarah Palmer: I miss her so much.  I miss her so much!  I miss her so much!!!
#%TTwin Peaks%NAudrey:  Don't make me leave?  Please...%Ndon't make me leave?
#%TTwin Peaks%NChief Norwegian): Is something wrong, young, pretty girl?
#%TTwin Peaks%NCooper:  Albert's path is a strange and difficult one.
#%TTwin Peaks%NDick:    I lost your number....%NLucy:    I work at the sheriff's office!  You could have dialed 911!
#%TTwin Peaks%NTruman:  You saw a giant?%NCooper:  Yes.%NAlbert:  Any relation to the dwarf?
#%TTwin Peaks%NHawk:    Some of my best friends are white people!
#%TTwin Peaks%NPete:    This smoke inhalation is a nasty business.  I feel like someone taped my lips to the tailpipe of a bus!
#%TTwin Peaks%NJerry:   Marshmallows?!!  Ben, WHERE are those HICKORY STICKS?
#%TTwin Peaks%NCooper:  Look!  Ducks!  On a lake!  Ahhh.
#%TTwin Peaks%NMike:    This is his true face, but few can see it.  The gifted--and the  _damned._
#%TTwin Peaks%NTruman:  You know, I should take up medicine.%NCooper:  Oh?  Why's that?%NTruman:  Because I'm beginning to feel a bit like... Dr. Watson.
#%TTwin Peaks%NLeland:  Just call me Fred!
#%TTwin Peaks%NCooper:  Mrs. Palmer, there are things dark and heinous in this world.
#%TTwin Peaks%NCatherine: I can't understand a word you're saying... you have a thing in your mouth!
#%TTwin Peaks%NBobby:   Doc Hayward said you needed familiar stimulants, so we figured, what the hell, kazoos.
#%TTwin Peaks%NCooper:  It's a good idea to leave your troubles at home when you operate a motor vehicle, Leland.
#%TTwin Peaks%NLog Lady: My husband was a logging man... he met the devil.  Fire is the devil, hiding like a coward in the smoke.
#%TTwin Peaks%NJerry:   Ben, as your attorney, your friend, and your brother, I strongly suggest you get a better lawyer.
#%TTwin Peaks%NCooper:  Diane, last night I dreamed I was eating a large, tasteless gumdrop, and awoke to discover I was chewing on one of my foam disposable earplugs.  Perhaps I should consider moderating my nighttime coffee consumption.
#%TTwin Peaks%NCatherine: Everything here smells like fish.%NPete: Well, you could try washing your socks separately.
#%TTwin Peaks%NMike:    He is BOB!  Eager for fun!  He wears a smile.  EVERYBODY RUN.
#%TTwin Peaks%NCooper:  Did you know Laura Palmer?%NLeo:     No.%NCooper:  How well did you know her?%NLeo:     I said I didn't!%NCooper:  You're lying.
#%TTwin Peaks%NJacques: So Leo put the chip in her mouth, and say, "Bite the bullet, baby, biiite the bullet!!"
#%TTwin Peaks%NCooper:  In another world he might have been a seer or a shaman priest... here he's just a shoe salesman who walks with the shadows.
#%TTwin Peaks%NCatherine: Are you an ambitious man, Mr. Neff?%NMr. Neff:  One likes to think so.%NCatherine: One never knows.  There may still be a few T's left to cross.
#%TTwin Peaks%NCooper:  Laura and I had the same dream.%NAndy:    That's impossible!%NCooper:  Yes, it is.
#%TTwin Peaks%NHawk:    I had to drink 3 pots of chamomile tea to find that out!  Which reminds me--can I be excused, sir?
#%TTwin Peaks%NCooper:  So Harry, how long you been seeing her?%NTruman (awestruck):  How did you know?%NCooper:  Body language.%NTruman:  Geez louise!
#%TTwin Peaks%NAlbert:  Okay, confining my conclusions to the planet Earth....
#%TTwin Peaks%NPierre:  Sometimes things happen just like THAT.  <snap!>
#%TTwin Peaks%NPete:    And how do you take your coffee, Agent Cooper?%NCooper:  Black as midnight on a moonless night.%NPete:    Pret-ty black.
#%TTwin Peaks%NCooper:  This morning, I will practice an extra twenty minutes of yogic dis-cipline, after which the pain is banished to a cul-de-sac in a remote suburb of my conscious mind.
#%TTwin Peaks%NLucy:    All men in the world should be taken to a desert island and forced to eat sand!
#%TTwin Peaks%NCooper:  I think I saw a rabbit!%NTruman:  Must've been a snowshoe rabbit.%NCooper:  Snowshoe!  Snowshoe rabbit!
#%TTwin Peaks%NAndy:    They shot Waldo!
#%TTwin Peaks%NCooper:  So... are you still seeing this... Dick?
#%TTwin Peaks%NCooper:  Wanna know why I'm whittling?Truman:  OK, I'll bite.  Why are you whittling?Cooper:  Because that's what you do in a town where a yellow light still means slow down, not speed up.
#%TTwin Peaks%NBen:     If you will permit me, Sven, to repeat what you told me this morning after your run--"My air sacs have never felt so good!"
#%TTwin Peaks%NJerry:   Look at what she gave me:   a whole leg of lamb!  You sprinkle some garlic on that, some fresh mint, that's rotisserie heaven!
#%TTwin Peaks%NCooper:  Sheriff, what kind of fantastic trees have you got around here?  Big, majestic--%NTruman:  Douglas firs.%NCooper:  Douglas firs....
#%TTwin Peaks%NJerry:   Brother Ben, we've got two ledgers and a smoked cheese pig... so which one do we burn?  And it ain't gonna be my pig.
#%TTwin Peaks%NCooper:  Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies.
#%TTwin Peaks%NAudrey:  Friendship is the foundation of any lasting relationship.%NCooper:  Well, it's nice to be quoted accurately.
#%TTwin Peaks%NCooper:  They got a cherry pie there that'll kill ya!
#%TTwin Peaks%NGordon:  COOP, YOU REMIND ME TODAY OF A SMALL, MEXICAN CHIWOWWOW.
#%TProgramming is like sex because...%NYou never know when to stop.
#%TProgramming is like sex because...%NMany users are satisfied without documentation.
#%TProgramming is like sex because...%NIt's never finished.
#%TProgramming is like sex because...%NI can never get enough of it.
#%TProgramming is like sex because...%NWhen I can't get to sleep I have to do one or the other.
#%TProgramming is like sex because...%NMy wife doesn't want me to do either.
#%TProgramming is like sex because...%NWhen you do it professionally it's not as much fun.
#%TProgramming is like sex because...%NYou can hear about it, you can read about it, you can even watch it done by experts, but even with all the fumbling and mess, it's still more satisfying to get personally involved with it.
#%TProgramming is like sex because...%NWhen you make a mistake you end up supporting it for years.
#%TComputing Definition%NAccess Time - The time between the instant at which information is called for, and the instant at which management expects the final report.
#%TComputing Definition%NAssembler - One who drops his card deck.
#%TComputing Definition%NBit - The increment by which programmers slowly go mad.
#%TComputing Definition%NBreakpoint - The point at which programmer increments past last bit available.
#%TComputing Definition%NChaining - A method of attaching programmers to desk, to speed up output.
#%TComputing Definition%NCheckpoint - The location from which a programmer draws his salary.
#%TComputing Definition%NCore storage - A receptacle for the centre section of apples.
#%TComputing Definition%NCounter - An area over which martini's are served.
#%TComputing Definition%NCrash - What a detached programmer would dearly love to do, for at least eight hours.
#%TComputing Definition%NDefault - De line west of which de state of California will float off to sea at de next major quake.
#%TComputing Definition%NDevice - Medieval torture instrument such as thumbscrew, iron maiden.
#%TComputing Definition%NDocumentation - A manual which tells you how to use a program, system, or utility one version ago, and which is now unsupported.
#%TComputing Definition%NError - What someone else has made when they disagree with your computer output.
#%TComputing Definition%NExternal Storage - Waste-basket.
#%TComputing Definition%NFixed Word Length - Four letter word used by programmers in a state of confusion.
#%TComputing Definition%NHardware - Nuts, bolts, and circuit boards "left over" after repairman has reassembled CPU.
#%TComputing Definition%NI/O Device - Note you sign for the bank in/order to get loan for new (old) car.
#%TComputing Definition%NLibrary - An organized collection of obsolete material.
#%TComputing Definition%NLow Order Position - The programmer's location in the chain of command.
#%TComputing Definition%NMainframe - Primary person who just got set up for the blame of the system crash.
#%TComputing Definition%NMicrosecond - Amount of time needed for a program to bomb.
#%TComputing Definition%NNanosecond - Measure of time on Mork's planet Ork.
#%TComputing Definition%NOff-Line - Uncharitable remarks programmer makes to wife or husband upon being phoned at 9pm to come in because system just crashed.
#%TComputing Definition%NOn-Line - Programmer trying to deal rationally on phone with management at 9pm.
#%TComputing Definition%NPeripheral - Now you see it, now you don't...
#%TComputing Definition%NPrintout - A document to verify data you know is wrong anyway.
#%TComputing Definition%NProgrammer - Red eyed mumbling mammal, capable of communicating with inanimate objects.
#%TComputing Definition%NSource file - One which was "appropriated" from one of the competitors.
#%TComputing Definition%NSwitch - When management changes its mind.
#%TGraffiti%N... it is predictable, but I wouldn't like to predict it myself. - C. Lawson
#%TGraffiti%N100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
#%TGraffiti%N1948 - A novel for dyslexics by George Orwell.
#%TGraffiti%NA bank manager is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain.
#%TGraffiti%NA committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
#%TGraffiti%NA friend in need is a pain in the ass.
#%TGraffiti%NA man is as old as he feels. But never as important.
#%TGraffiti%NA man is as old as the woman he feels.
#%TGraffiti%NA phone call costs less than you think. Soon it'll cost more than you believe.
#%TGraffiti%NA sense of humour is the difference between ambition and achievement.
#%TGraffiti%NA seven day honeymoon makes one weak.
#%TGraffiti%NAbsolute zero is cool.
#%TGraffiti%NAlas poor kiroY, I knew him backwards.
#%TGraffiti%NAll that glitters is not gold. - All that doesn't glitter isn't either.
#%TGraffiti%NAlways be sincere - Even when you don't mean it.
#%TGraffiti%NAlways put the important before the merely urgent.
#%TGraffiti%NAlways tell her she's pretty, especially when she isn't.
#%TGraffiti%NAlways yield to temptation - it may never pass your way again.
#%TGraffiti%NAmnesia rules - O
#%TGraffiti%NAn Australian lover is like a wombat :- he eats roots, shoots, and leaves.
#%TGraffiti%NAn expert is a person who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.
#%TGraffiti%NAn expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
#%TGraffiti%NAn honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
#%TGraffiti%NAnarchists of the world unite !
#%TGraffiti%NAnarchy, No rules - OK?
#%TGraffiti%NAnyone who can see through a woman is missing a lot.
#%TGraffiti%NAnyone who goes to see a psychiatrist, ought to have his head examined.
#%TGraffiti%NAre you a schizo? - If so, that makes four of us.
#%TGraffiti%NArsonists of the world, ignite!
#%TGraffiti%NAsking the boss for a rise may not be patriotic, but it will help the government with the extra tax if it comes off.
#%TGraffiti%NAssassination is an extreme form of censorship.
#%TGraffiti%NAustralian foreplay - "Brace yourself Sheila."
#%TGraffiti%NAvoid life - It'll kill you in the end.
#%TGraffiti%NBe alert - your country needs lerts.
#%TGraffiti%NBe apathetic today. - I think I'll leave it till tomorrow.
#%TGraffiti%NBe creative, invent a perversion.
#%TGraffiti%NBe wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - (and miss).
#%TGraffiti%NBlow your mind - smoke gunpowder.
#%TGraffiti%NCharity covers a multitude of sins, but curiosity soon uncovers them again.
#%TGraffiti%NConscience is the little thing that tells you someone is sure to find out.
#%TGraffiti%NConstipation is the thief of time.
#%TGraffiti%NDead people are cool.
#%TGraffiti%NDeath is hereditary.
#%TGraffiti%NDefinition of a prostitute - receiver of swollen goods.
#%TGraffiti%NDo to the other fellow as he would do unto you. But for God's sake do it first!
#%TGraffiti%NDon't Panic.
#%TGraffiti%NDon't Panic. Count to ten ... then Panic!
#%TGraffiti%NDon't Panic. The Earth is just being demolished for a hyperspace by-pass.
#%TGraffiti%NDon't drink water, fish breed in it.
#%TGraffiti%NDyslexia rules KO.
#%TGraffiti%NDyslexics of the world untie !
#%TGraffiti%NEinstein rules relatively OK - in theory anyway.
#%TGraffiti%NEvery man reaps what he sows, except the amateur gardener.
#%TGraffiti%NExperience, the name given by men to their mistakes.
#%TGraffiti%NGet stoned - Drink liquid cement.
#%TGraffiti%NGod is not dead - he just couldn't find a parking place.
#%TGraffiti%NHappiness can't buy money.
#%TGraffiti%NHave you read the Penguin Book of Quotations. (I never realised penguins had that much to say.)
#%TGraffiti%NHelp preserve wildlife. Pickle a Squirrel today!
#%TGraffiti%NHeredity is the thing a child gets from the other side of the family.
#%TGraffiti%NHow do the Japanese do it? Because we let them.
#%TGraffiti%NI don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying.
#%TGraffiti%NI have a drink problem, I can't afford it.
#%TGraffiti%NI looked up my wife's family tree. Most of her relatives are still climbing around in it.
#%TGraffiti%NI used to be a schizophrenic, but now I'm lonely.
#%TGraffiti%NI'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
#%TGraffiti%NI'm immortal - so far.
#%TGraffiti%NIf God had not meant us to write on walls, he would never have given us an example.
#%TGraffiti%NIf a woman wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
#%TGraffiti%NIronic isn't it, that God gave the tortoise a drag factor of 0.03.
#%TGraffiti%NIs there an imaginary cure for hypochondria?
#%TGraffiti%NIt is now beyond any doubt that cigarettes are the biggest cause of statistics.
#%TGraffiti%NJesus Saves - and Dalglish gets the rebound!
#%TGraffiti%NJesus Saves - not on my salary he doesn't.
#%TGraffiti%NJesus Saves - with the Woolwich.
#%TGraffiti%NJesus Saves, Moses invests, but only Buddha pays dividends.
#%TGraffiti%NJoin the army, travel the world, meet interesting people and shoot them.
#%TGraffiti%NJust because you're paranoid it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
#%TGraffiti%NJust when I was getting used to yesterday along came today.
#%TGraffiti%NKeep Britain tidy, shoot a tourist.
#%TGraffiti%NLaugh, and the world laughs with you. - Snore and you sleep alone.
#%TGraffiti%NLaugh, and the world thinks you are an idiot.
#%TGraffiti%NLife is a sexually transmitted disease.
#%TGraffiti%NLiving on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
#%TGraffiti%NLord give me patience......But Hurry!
#%TGraffiti%NLove Thy Neighbour - But don't get caught.
#%TGraffiti%NLove is blind. And when you get married you get your eyesight back.
#%TGraffiti%NMake love, not war; get married and do both!
#%TGraffiti%NMarijuana is nature's way of saying "high".
#%TGraffiti%NMoney can't buy friends but it can buy a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan.
#%TGraffiti%NMoney isn't everything. - It isn't even enough!
#%TGraffiti%NMy wife wears rubber gear and whips me. Ohhhhh Kay!
#%TGraffiti%NNeurotics build castles in the air. Psychotics live in them, and Psychiatrists charge them rent.
#%TGraffiti%NNever put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
#%TGraffiti%NNo one feels as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
#%TGraffiti%NPeople in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Neither should they nail up pictures.
#%TGraffiti%NRacial prejudice is a pigment of the imagination
#%TGraffiti%NReal Ale - reaches the parts Heineken daren't mention.
#%TGraffiti%NReality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.
#%TGraffiti%NReality is for people who cannot cope with science fiction.
#%TGraffiti%NReincarnation is making a come-back!
#%TGraffiti%NSado-masochism means not having to say you're sorry.
#%TGraffiti%NSave trees, eat more beavers.
#%TGraffiti%NSay it with flowers - give her a triffid.
#%TGraffiti%NSmile - things may get worse more slowly.
#%TGraffiti%NSmoking - think of it as evolution in action.
#%TGraffiti%NStudy art and logic - learn to draw your own conclusions.
#%TGraffiti%NSudden prayers make God jump.
#%TGraffiti%NSupport British steel - smelt the Iron Lady.
#%TGraffiti%NThe Annual Conference of Clairvoyants has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
#%TGraffiti%NThe English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable.
#%TGraffiti%NThe first three minutes of your life can be dangerous ... The last three can be pretty dodgy too!
#%TGraffiti%NThe meek shall inherit the earth - in 6' x 2' plots.
#%TGraffiti%NThe optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.
#%TGraffiti%NThe reason that people here get lost in thought is because it's such unfamiliar territory.
#%TGraffiti%NThe road to success is usually under construction.
#%TGraffiti%NThe trouble with political jokes is that they get elected.
#%TGraffiti%NWe are the people our parents warned us about.
#%TGraffiti%NWelsh men only marry Welsh women because sheep can't cook.
#%TGraffiti%NWhen God shook the tree of life, all the nuts landed in California.
#%TGraffiti%NWhen faced with two evils I like to do the one I've never tried before. - Mae West
#%TRules of the game%N1) You can't win. %N2) You can't break even. %N3) You can't even quit the game.
#%TRules of the game%NA faithful car will continue to be faithful until the day you fit it with four brand new tyres, then it will fall apart.
#%TRules of the game%NAn authority is somebody who can tell you more about something than you really care to know.
#%TRules of the game%NAny given program will expand to fill all available resources.
#%TRules of the game%NAny given program, once running, is obsolete.
#%TRules of the game%NAnything free is worth what you pay for it.
#%TRules of the game%NArmy Axiom: An order that can be misunderstood will be misunderstood.
#%TRules of the game%NArmy Law:%NIf it moves, salute it;%NIf it doesn't move, pick it up;%NIf you can't pick it up, paint it.
#%TRules of the game%NBasic research is what I am doing when - I don't know what I am doing.
#%TRules of the game%NDo not believe in miracles - rely on them.
#%TRules of the game%NDon't force it, get a large hammer.
#%TRules of the game%NExperiments should be reproducible, - they should all fail in the same way.
#%TRules of the game%NFinagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
#%TRules of the game%NFinagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is messed up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.
#%TRules of the game%NFirst Law of Advice: The correct advice is to give the advice that is desired.
#%TRules of the game%NFriends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
#%TRules of the game%NI have yet to see any problem, which, when you looked at it the right way, did not become still more complicated.
#%TRules of the game%NIf a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
#%TRules of the game%NIf a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
#%TRules of the game%NIf an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.
#%TRules of the game%NIf at first you don't succeed, give up.
#%TRules of the game%NIf at first you don't succeed, blame the teacher.
#%TRules of the game%NIf at first you don't succeed, try something else.
#%TRules of the game%NIf at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up.
#%TRules of the game%NIf it can be borrowed and it can be broken, you will borrow it and you will break it.
#%TRules of the game%NIf little else, the brain is an educational toy. - Tom Robbins
#%TRules of the game%NIf you do something which you are sure will meet with everyone's approval, somebody won't like it.
#%TRules of the game%NIf you explain so clearly that no one can misunderstand, somebody will.
#%TRules of the game%NIf you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds of a restaurant. - Snoopy.
#%TRules of the game%NIf you want your name spelt wrong, die.
#%TRules of the game%NIn any household, junk accumulates to fill the storage space available.
#%TRules of the game%NIn case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
#%TRules of the game%NIncompetence knows no barriers of time or place.
#%TRules of the game%NInformation travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know.
#%TRules of the game%NIt does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick something from the floor when you get up.
#%TRules of the game%NIt is better for civilisation to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.
#%TRules of the game%NIt works better when you turn the brightness up.
#%TRules of the game%NLive within your income, even if you have to borrow to do it.
#%TRules of the game%NMonday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.
#%TRules of the game%NMurphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
#%TRules of the game%NMurphy's Fifth Law: If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
#%TRules of the game%NMurphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.
#%TRules of the game%NMurphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think.
#%TRules of the game%NMurphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
#%TRules of the game%NMurphy's Third Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time.
#%TRules of the game%NNegative slack tends to increase.
#%TRules of the game%NNever go to a doctor who's office plants have died.
#%TRules of the game%NNext to surviving an earthquake, nothing is quite so satisfying as receiving a income tax refund
#%TRules of the game%NNothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
#%TRules of the game%NOld age is always 15 years older than I am.
#%TRules of the game%NOn a beautiful day like this, it is hard to believe that anyone can be unhappy - but we're working on it.
#%TRules of the game%NParkinson's First Law: Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.
#%TRules of the game%NParkinson's Second Law: Expenditures rise to meet income.
#%TRules of the game%NPatience is something that you admire greatly in the driver behind you but not in the one ahead of you.
#%TRules of the game%NProgram complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.
#%TRules of the game%NPros are people who do jobs well even when they don't feel like it
#%TRules of the game%NSpeed bumps are of negligible effect when the vehicle exceeds triple the restraining speed.
#%TRules of the game%NThe Law of Selective Gravity (The Buttered Side Down Law): An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
#%TRules of the game%NThe chief cause of problems is solutions.
#%TRules of the game%NThe lagging activity in a project will invariably be found in the area where highest overtime rates lie waiting.
#%TRules of the game%NThe lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.
#%TRules of the game%NThe probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.
#%TRules of the game%NThe usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.
#%TRules of the game%NThere ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
#%TRules of the game%NTwo wrongs do not make a right; it usually takes three or more.
#%TRules of the game%NUnder the most rigorously controlled conditions, the experimental apparatus will do exactly as it pleases.
#%TRules of the game%NVariables won't; constants aren't.
#%TRules of the game%NWhen all else fails, read the manual.
#%TRules of the game%NWhen things are going well, somebody will experiment detrimentally.
#%TRules of the game%NWhen you try to make an impression, the chances are that that is the impression you will make.
#%TRules of the game%NWhen your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
#%TRules of the game%NWhy can't lifes's big problems come when we are twenty and know everything ?
#%TRules of the game%NYou always find something in the last place you look.
#%TRules of the game%NYou can get ANYWHERE in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.
#%TRules of the game%NYou cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
#Another ingredient for a happy marriage:%NBudget the luxuries first !
#Another ingredient for a happy marriage:%NIn a family argument, if it turns out you are right - apologise at once!
#To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.
#Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honour, make him pay cash.
#Waking a person unnecessary should not be considered a capital crime. For a first offence, that is.
#A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being "frank."
#Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is not sinful - just stupid.)
#Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
#A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
#Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen. Homo sapiens is the only animal that voluntarily does this to himself.
#We, my Lords, may thank Heaven that we have something better than our brains to depend on. (Lord Chesterfield to the House of Lords)
#In the beginning was the word - and the word was four bytes. (from the bible?)
#Wars are not fought to decide who is right - only who is left.
#To err is human - To really foul things up requires computers.
#When I am right nobody remembers... When I am wrong nobody forgets!
#If you can't tie good knots... tie many.
#A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
#What you can not avoid, Welcome.
#Yesterday's a memory%NTomorrow's a vision%NToday's a bitch
#It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. - Samual Clemmens
#Money wouldn't be so important if everybody didn't want some.
#TO DO IS TO BE - Socrates%NTO BE IS TO DO - Sartre%NDO BE DO BE DO - Sinatra
#Walk softly but carry a big stick.
#A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the top of a mountain.
#When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
#Live fast, Die young, Leave a good looking corpse.
#Why shouldn't the relationship between Adam and Steve be as acceptable as the familiar Adam and Eve?