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  1. "your a
  2. "your in
  3. "*
  4. "Look, <15>Rotten Speller, that's you're, with an apostrophe!
  5. "*
  6. "wheres
  7. "*
  8. "That's spelled WHERE'S, you ninny!
  9. "*
  10. "whats
  11. "*
  12. "WHATS, without the apostrophe?  Try WHAT'S!!!
  13. "*
  14. "theres
  15. "*
  16. "Geez, <15>Flunked Spelling, that's spelled THERE'S!
  17. "*
  18. "dont
  19. "*
  20. "Look, everybody!  This human can't spell DON'T!
  21. "*
  22. "can you
  23. "*
  24. "!Look, <3>, you'd better BELIEVE that I can*
  25. "?Oh, so maybe YOU'D like to be able to*
  26. "I can do anything I please, and there's nothing you can do about it!
  27. "*
  28. "can i
  29. "*
  30. "?I bet that you don't want to*
  31. "?Do you want to be able to*
  32. "?What makes you think YOU deserve to*
  33. "*
  34. "you are
  35. "you're
  36. "*
  37. "?Oh, yeah?  What makes you think so?
  38. "?Do you think I'm*
  39. "!Ha!  I bet that you'd like to be*
  40. "?Don't you wish you were*
  41. "Sticks and stones may break my bones...
  42. "*
  43. "i don't
  44. "i do not
  45. "*
  46. "?<0>, don't you really*
  47. "?Does my <2> know that?  Why don't you*
  48. "!I bet you'd like to be able to*
  49. "Doesn't that bother you, <0>?
  50. "*
  51. "i feel
  52. "*
  53. "Tell me more, <0>.
  54. "!I bet you ALWAYS feel*
  55. "!Hmmph!  I suppose you LIKE feeling*
  56. "*
  57. "why don't you
  58. "*
  59. "?Do you REALLY think I don't*
  60. "Maybe in my own sweet time I will*
  61. "?Okay, do you want me to*
  62. "*
  63. "are you
  64. "*
  65. "?Don't you think a good [1] should be able to be*
  66. "?Look, <0>, why can't you be*
  67. "None of your business!
  68. "*
  69. "aren't you
  70. "*
  71. "+Why are you suddenly so interested?  
  72. "When you married my <2> you certainly didn't seem to care!
  73. "?Would you like it better otherwise???
  74. "?Where do you get the right to ask if I*
  75. "Only in your wildest dreams, <3>!
  76. "*
  77. "i can't
  78. "*
  79. "?Quitter!  How do you know you can't*
  80. "Have you REALLY tried?  I don't want my <2> married to a quitter!
  81. "Maybe now you can*
  82. "*
  83. "i am
  84. "i'm
  85. "*
  86. "?Are you bothering me because you're*
  87. "?How long have you been*
  88. "?Do you think it's normal to be*
  89. "?Do you enjoy being*
  90. "*
  91. "you
  92. "*
  93. "Leave me out of this!
  94. "We won't talk about me!
  95. "I don't care to be talked about!
  96. "You're not REALLY talking about me, are you?  Better be careful!
  97. "*
  98. "i want
  99. "*
  100. "I want!  I want!  Gimme, gimme, gimme!
  101. "?What would it mean to you if you got*
  102. "?Why do you want*
  103. "!Me too!  I want*
  104. "?Suppose you got*
  105. "?What if you never got*
  106. "*
  107. "why not
  108. "*
  109. "Because I said so!
  110. "That's for me to know and you to find out!
  111. "*
  112. "what
  113. "how
  114. "who
  115. "where
  116. "when
  117. "why
  118. "*
  119. "Why do you ask?
  120. "Do you really want me to answer?
  121. "Oh, c'mon now, <0>!
  122. "What do YOU think?
  123. "Don't bother me with your questions.
  124. "What is it that you really want to know?
  125. "Have you asked your <7>?
  126. "Have you asked such questions before?
  127. "Go to my <2> and ask <17>.
  128. "*
  129. "drugs
  130. "coke
  131. "smack
  132. "marijuana
  133. "heroin
  134. "get high
  135. "dope
  136. "reefer
  137. "cocaine
  138. "*
  139. "+If you're into drugs, I'm going to turn you in--
  140. "for your own good, of course!
  141. "+If you've tricked my <2> into trying any of that stuff, 
  142. "you're dead meat, <3>!
  143. "*
  144. "cause
  145. "*
  146. "Is that the real reason?
  147. "Make up a better story than that!
  148. "Does that reason explain anything else?
  149. "What other reasons might there be?
  150. "*
  151. "sorry
  152. "*
  153. "+Please don't apologize!  I don't want people to think my <2> 
  154. "married a <10>!
  155. "Apologies wouldn't be necessary if you were a better <4>.
  156. "Why do you apologize, <0>?
  157. "Don't be so defensive!
  158. "*
  159. "love
  160. "*
  161. "Of course, we all love each other!
  162. "Well, I certainly HOPE you love my <2>!
  163. "+I admit you're not the <9> I wanted my <2> to marry, but I 
  164. "think I can learn to love you in time.
  165. "What would YOU know about love, <3>?  You stole away my <2>!
  166. "*
  167. "hello
  168. "hi
  169. "howdy
  170. "greetings
  171. "*
  172. "Don't bother me unless it's important!
  173. "Hello yourself.
  174. "Oh, it's you.  You're using up my nap time.
  175. "*
  176. "children
  177. "kids
  178. "grandchildren
  179. "baby
  180. "babies
  181. "pregnant
  182. "*
  183. "Did you mention kids?  As in grandkids?  Oh, finally!
  184. "I don't know if you two should have children!
  185. "Grandchidren are worth the risk, I guess even if it's with you!
  186. "*
  187. "maybe
  188. "*
  189. "+Be more forceful, wimp!  Oh, I don't know what my <2> 
  190. "EVER saw in you?
  191. "Why so uncertain, you wuss?
  192. "<0>, you shouldn't say things like that unless you're sure!
  193. "Don't you know?
  194. "*
  195. "no 
  196. "no,
  197. "no.
  198. "no!
  199. "*
  200. "Don't say ^no^ to your [1]!
  201. "Why not?
  202. "Are you SURE?
  203. "Why no?
  204. "*
  205. "your
  206. "*
  207. "?Why are you making remarks about my*
  208. "?What about your own*
  209. "*
  210. "always
  211. "invariably
  212. "*
  213. "Give me an example.
  214. "I bet!  When?
  215. "What are you really thinking of?
  216. "REALLY?   ALWAYS?
  217. "*
  218. "think
  219. "*
  220. "Do you really think so?
  221. "?But you're not really sure you*
  222. "?Do you doubt you*
  223. "*
  224. "alike
  225. "*
  226. "In what way?
  227. "What resemblance?
  228. "What does the similarity mean, do you suppose?
  229. "Yeah, sure.  YOU say!
  230. "Could there really be some connection?
  231. "How?
  232. "You seem damned sure!
  233. "*
  234. "yes
  235. "yeah
  236. "yep
  237. "yup
  238. "sure do
  239. "*
  240. "Are you SURE?
  241. "I see.
  242. "I get it.
  243. "*
  244. "friends
  245. "*
  246. "Why do you want to bring up friends?  Isn't my <2> enough?
  247. "Do your friends bother you?
  248. "Do your friends pick on you for being unworthy of my <2>?
  249. "Are you sure you have any friends?  Outside of my <2>, I mean?
  250. "I bet you don't have any!
  251. "Your love for your friends worries you.  Love your <7>, instead!
  252. "+You can pick yourfriends, and you can pick your nose--
  253. "but you can't wipe your friends off on your pants!
  254. "*
  255. "sex
  256. "s-e-x
  257. "*
  258. "Does s-e-x worry you?
  259. "I don't want to talk about it!
  260. "Are you frightened by s-e-x?
  261. "Why do you mention s-e-x?  It's not a polite topic for discussion!
  262. "That subject is between you and your <7>.  Leave me out of it!
  263. "I think s-e-x is beautiful.  But not to talk about!
  264. "S-e-x must really bother you.  Oh, by poor <2>!
  265. "*
  266. "money
  267. "dollars
  268. "bucks
  269. "*
  270. "Everytime you mention money, it always costs me something.
  271. "Money, money, money!  You're such a deadbeat!
  272. "We gave you a nice wedding gift.  You won't get a penny more!
  273. "*
  274. "nokeyfound
  275. "*
  276. "Say, don't you have anything better to do?  I do!
  277. "I wonder what your parents would think.
  278. "I see.
  279. "I'm not sure I understand.
  280. "Gimme that again.  In English.
  281. "Can you elaborate on that?   I know that's a big word for you.
  282. "+This is really quite interesting, but I have work to do.  
  283. "Get on with it!
  284. "Huh?
  285. "Did you say something?
  286. "I'm sorry--I was dozing.
  287. "*
  288. "EOD
  289. " are 
  290. " am 
  291. "were 
  292. "was 
  293. " you 
  294. " I 
  295. "your 
  296. "my 
  297. " am 
  298. " are 
  299. "was 
  300. "were 
  301. " i 
  302. " you 
  303. "my 
  304. "your 
  305. " i've 
  306. " you've 
  307. " i'm 
  308. " you're 
  309. " you've 
  310. " I've 
  311. " you're 
  312. " I'm  
  313. " me 
  314. " !you 
  315. "EOD
  316. "EOD
  317.  
  318. w