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- Instructions for Use:
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- This is a fairly long test consisting of five hundred questions. It starts out
- tame and gets progressively worse (or better, depending on your viewpoint).
- There are many ways of going about taking this test. You can, of course, as
- your right, guaranteed by the Constitution, be anti-social and sequester
- yourself in your room and take this test all by yourself; however, we feel that
- the funnest way to utilize this test is to hold a Purity Test Party. All you
- need is one copy of the test, and a bunch of friends. (Lots of writing
- implements and paper would be useful too.) The person with the copy of the
- test is the test administrator; s/he readsd the questions out loud and
- everybody else writes down their answers. We have no definite rules as to
- whether the participants are required to divulge their answers; that is up to
- the group to decide. However, each person's purity score should be made common
- knowledge. (The person with the highest score gets to be giggled at for the
- rest of his/her life.) This works great at parties and lets everybody know
- who's easy and who isn't, so you'll know who to go home with. Don't leave home
- without it.
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- Definitions
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- All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you
- subsequent to your weaning and babyhood/infancy. Anything that may have
- happened before that time is considered not standing and void.
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- The term mutual masturbation refers to someone masturbating you AND/OR you
- masturbating someone else, not exclusively both at the same time.
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- We would also like to define having sex in the homosexual case; homosexual sex
- has occurred when both partners are of the same sex and one of the partners has
- an orgasm while there is some contact between the genitals of both partners.
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- We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor
- failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn't worry too much about getting a
- high score... even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life.
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- --- ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT ---
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