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- DAVE'S NAMER 1.2
- Written by Dave Lartigue
- 30 December 1992
-
-
-
- First off, an apology and an explanation. Although I wrote this
- program, I didn't create it. The original NAMER program I got a long time ago
- and it looked and worked pretty much like this one. I don't know who wrote it
- but I really liked it.
- Then I lost my copy of it, and couldn't find anyone who had it, so I
- became interested in re-creating it, which I have done. My apologies and
- thanks go out to whoever wrote the original. Please try and contact me!
-
- WHAT IS NAMER?
-
- I call a lot of Bulletin Board Systems that allow "aliases" or
- "handles". Although I like the anonymity and fun that this can allow, I notice
- that some people have trouble coming up with a good alias. They either choose
- a character from a book or movie (Captain Kirk, Doctor Who, Neuromancer) or
- they choose something ridiculously common (The Black Knight, Super Hacker,
- Dark Ninja). I prefer originality, and that's why I like Namer.
-
- Namer changes all of this. With the touch of a button, countless,
- randomly generated aliases can be produced. And not bland things like Super
- Ninja, but exciting, interesting things like Flux Anchovy, Judge Brain, and Sex
- Tundra. Every city has at least twelve Captain Kirks, but I bet very few Plaid
- Maggots. And since the data file is user-configurable, you can add your
- favorite words to the process. (The original Namer's list did not include
- "Wombat", a blatant oversight, in my opinion.)
-
- HOW DOES IT WORK?
-
- Namer is written in compiled MicroSoft QuickBasic (TM), version 4.5.
- I've included the "source code" in this archive. I'll tell you right now, it's
- very very ugly code, but I'm not a programmer. Trust me, no atoms are split
- here. Basically, it checks the list, picks two words, and puts them together.
- A little manipulation is done, like preventing getting the same word twice.
- Plus some other things, that I'll get to next.
-
- WHAT DID YOU CHANGE TO KEEP FROM JUST CLONING ANOTHER GUY'S PROGRAM?
-
- Well, in the original Namer, the only rule followed after two distinct
- words were chosen was this: if the first word ended in "er", the order was
- switched. Fair enough, but this kept nouns like "Sledgehammer" and "Finger" at
- the back, where I didn't necessarily want them. So in this version, I added
- the "*" and "." symbols to prevent that. I also added the "@" symbol.
-
- HOW DO I EDIT THE NAMER.DAT FILE?
-
- With any ASCII text editor. All you do is add (or delete) any word you
- want. The symbols at the ends of some words are interpreted by the Namer
- program as follows:
-
- * (asterisk) - This word will always be at the beginning.
- . (period) - This word will always be at the end.
- @ (at-symbol or whatever this is called) - This word won't be used (You might
- want to use this instead of deleting words in case you change your mind.)
-
- As I've packed this archive, a few words in the NAMER.DAT file have
- been "@-ed" out. These words might be considered offensive by some folks. So
- you might want to check through the list first and see if you want these words
- either included or banished to the pits of the abyss.
-
- Be careful not to leave blank lines at the end of the NAMER.DAT file,
- as the Namer program will read these in as "words" and use them.
-
- WOW! I LOVE IT! HOW MUCH IS THE REGISTRATION FEE?
-
- You're kidding. This is based on another person's program, which was
- free. So is this one. All I ask is that you hand it out to your friends,
- especially those whose current aliases are Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock and
- Sherlock Holmes, and when you do distribute it, to keep NAMER.EXE, NAMER.DAT,
- NAMER.BAS and NAMER.DOC all together.
-
- WHAT IF IT DOESN'T WORK ON MY SYSTEM?
-
- Beats me. I've used it on a 386 running DRDOS 6.0 and on a 486 running
- MS-DOS 5.0. I'd be surprised if it doesn't work.
-
- WILL THERE BE A WINDOWS VERSION?
-
- Why, this IS a Windows version! Just open up a DOS Windows and run it!
-
- HOW CAN I GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU?
-
- You can send me E-Mail on EXEC-PC, a large BBS in Wisconsin. My name
- is Dave Lartigue. The number to Exec-PC is 414-789-4210. It's a pay board,
- but man oh man is it worth it!
-
- WHAT ABOUT LEGAL DISCLAIMERS?
-
- The only disclaimer I'll make is this: I deny the reports that the
- Namer program can be used as some kind of fortune-telling device. The stories
- of the program generating strange, meaning-filled messages or prophecies are
- bunk, as far as I'm concerned.
-