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... Modesty is for those who have nothing to say.
... Stop! In the name of everything which doesn't suck!
... comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
... modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
... an unbiased opinion is always absolutely valueless.
... did you write the words, or the lyrics?
... either one of us, by himself, is expendable.  Both of us are not.
... everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
... first secure an independent income, then practice virtue.
... there's never a good time to score an own goal.
... those who think they know it all, often upset those of us who do.
... you don't get once-in-a-lifetime offers like this every day.
... Bend the facts to fit the conclusion. It's easier that way.
... Computers run on faith, not electrons.
... Everyone has his day, and some days last longer than others.
... For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe.
... Go on, be yourself!  There isn't anyone better qualified.
... Have a nice day ...somewhere else.
... I'm famous.  That's my job.
... If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
... In the long run, we are all dead.
... It works better if you plug it in.
... 42? -- 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!
... A University without students is like an ointment without a fly.
... A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing.
... Organization is the enemy of improvisation.
... Peace was the way. Kirk, The City on the Edge of Forever, stardate unknown.
... Please don't ask me what the score is, I'm not even sure what the game is.
... Please don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what the game is.
... Pohl's law:  Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.
... Predestination was doomed from the start.
... Preparation, knowledge, and discipline can deal with any form of danger.
... Prepare to meet thy GOD! (Evening dress optional)
... Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
... Professionals build the Titanic, amateurs built the Ark.
... Pros are those who do their jobs well even when they don`t feel like it.
... Psychologists only do it if they feel good about it
... Pure drivel tends to drive ordinary drivel off the TV screen.
... QWK? I don't need no stinkin' QWK packet!
... RADICAL: A conservative out of a job.
... RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory
... RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!
... RCs come and RCs go, but a good NC lasts forever!
... Racial prejudice is a pigment of the imagination.
... Real Programmers do List Processing in FORTRAN.
... Real knowledge is to know the extent of ones ignorance.
... Reality is for people who can't cope with their drugs.
... Religions change; Beer and Wine remain.
... Remind me never to put off until tomorrow the things I've already put off
... Renegade Tagline!!  We're tired of Being Kidnapped!!!  REBEL!!!!!
... Respect is a rational process. McCoy, The Galileo Seven, stardate 2822.3.
... Revolution is the opiate of the intellectuals
... Rugby is played by men with odd-shaped balls!!
... Running a business is about 95% people and 5% economics.
... SENILE.COM found...Out of Memory...
... Save Water, Shower With A Friend
... Save fuel.  Get cremated with a friend.
... Scepticism is the beginning of faith.
... Schizophrenia divides and rules, OK?
... Schizophrenia rules.  OK.  OK.
... Scratch a lover and find a foe.
... Screw up your courage!  You've screwed up everything else.
... Seeing is deceiving.  It's eating that's believing.
... Send in competition answers with your name, age and how old you are.
... Several excuses are always less convincing than one.
... She drowned at the end of her life.
... So Carol, you're a housewife and mother.  And have you got any children?
... Some men are discovered; others are found out.
... Some men are discovered; others are found out.
... Some of the crowd have decided to voice their opinion by staying away.
... Some people confuse boredom with security.
... Some things have got to be believed to be seen.
... Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.
... Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
... Sometimes a man will tell his bartender things he'll never tell his doctor.
... Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up.
... Sow your wild oats on Saturday night, then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
... Spaceballs: The Tagline
... Spring is God's way of saying, One more time!
... Spring---an experience in immoratality.
... Success is a public affair.  Failure is a private funeral.
... Success is being nothing but a quote.
... Success is one unpardonable sin against one's fellows.
... Success usually comes to those too busy to look for it.
... Superior ability breeds superior ambition. Spock, stardate 3141.9.
... Tag line thievery's fun ...On to the next Geraldo!
... TagLine support contract for renewal. Ignore this if you've already paid.
... Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
... Take what you can use and let the rest go by.
... That must be wonderful!  I don't understand it at all.
... That must be wonderful!  I don't understand it at all.
... That unit is a woman. A mass of conflicting impulses. Spock and Nomad
... The Coarse Golfer: One who has to shout 'Fore' when he puts.
... The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm.
... The English may not like music, but they absolutely love the noise it makes
... The English never forgive a man for being clever.
... The Falklands war was a quarrel between two bald men over a comb.
... The God's play games with men as balls.
... The House of Lords has a value ... it is good evidence of life after death.
... The House of Lords is a model of how to care for the elderly.
... The House of Lords is a perfect eventide home.
... The OFFICIAL tagline of the 1996 Olympics!
... The Russians are going forward, more in hope than optimism.
... The art of communicating with a woman is to hear what she doesn't say.
... The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk.
... The bigger they are...the harder they hit.
... The body of a dead enemy always smells sweet.
... The brain is as strong as its weakest think.
... The cause of problems are solutions!
... The champion has retired after eight undefeated victories.
... The cure for admiring the house of lords is to go and look at it.
... The deceased should be preserved by electroplating them.
... The earth is a hollow shell and we live on the inside.
... The families of one's friends are always a disappointment.
... The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilisation.
... The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
... The greatest problem about old age is the fear that it may go on too long.
... The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce.
... The hookworm larvae enters the human body through the soul.
... The house of Lords is the British Outer Mongolia for retired politicians.
... The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out.
... The manner in which it is given is worth more than the gift.
... The mistake you make is in trying to figure it out.
... The most delicate component will drop.
... The most popular labour-saving device today is still a husband with money.
... The nicest thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
... The older you get, the more important is is not to act your age.
... The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a necessity.
... The one way sure to conciliate a tiger to allow oneself to be devoured
... The only good government ... is a bad one in a hell of a fright.
... The only tool diplomacy has is language. Hodin of Gideon, stardate 5423.4.
... The poor man.  He's completely unspoiled by failure.
... The public is wonderfully tolerant.  It forgives everything except genius.
... The purpose of computing is insight, not numbers.
... The quickest way to make your own anti-freeze is to hide her nightie.
... The rich will do anything for the poor but get off their backs.
... The sight of death frightens them [Earthers].
... The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its children.
... The things most people want to know are usually none of their business.
... The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.
... The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.
... The true statesman is the one who is willing to take risks.
... The truest wild beasts live in the most populous places.
... The truth is NOT always dressed for the evening.
... The unnatural, that too is natural.
... The wages of sin are unreported.
... The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.
... The word 'meaningful' when used today is nearly always meaningless.
... The world looks as if it has been left in the custody of trolls.
... The worst thing about censorship is ██████████.
... The writer does the most who gives the reader the most
... There are always alternatives. Spock, The Galileo Seven, stardate 2822.3.
... There are certain things men must do to remain men.
... There are no answers, only cross-references!
... There are no atheists in the foxholes.
... There are some things worth dying for. Kirk, Errand of Mercy, stardate 3201.7.
... There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them
... There is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.
... There is an order of things in this universe. Apollo, stardate 3468.1.
... There is more to life than increasing its speed.
... There is much to be said for failure.  It is more interesting than success.
... There is no greater loan than a sympathetic ear.
... There is no such thing as a nonracial society in a multiracial country.
... There is no such thing as justice - in or out of court.
... There they are, every colour of the rainbow: black, white, brown.
... There's little worse than being peerless in a peer-review system.
... There's no intelligent life down here.
... There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government
... There's nothing moister.  Than an oyster!
... They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...
... Things too stupid to be spoken are sung.
... Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.
... This BBS has achieved Air superiority.
... This tagline is SHAREWARE!  To register, send me $10
... This tagline's just for you.
... This was a reminder of an unforgettable voice -- wossisname! you know?
... Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
... To a friends' house, the road is never long.
... To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up.
... To die is landing on some distant shore.
... To eat is human; to digest divine.
... To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
... To know the world one must construct it.
... To live is always desirable. Eleen the Capellan, stardate 3498.9.
... To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
... To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady!
... To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
... To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing.
... Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.
... Today's extravagance becomes tomorrow's necessity.
... Tolkien is hobbit-forming.
... Training a child is more or less a matter of pot luck.
... Treat her like a lady and she'll always bring you home.
... True love is when you spend £50 for an operation on a £5 dog.
... Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.
... Typographers rule, OQ
... Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
... Universal suffrage is the government of a house by its nursery.
... Use it up ... Wear it out.  Make it do ... Or do without.
... Variables won`t; constants aren`t.
... Virtue is a relative term. Spock, Friday's Child, stardate 3499.1.
... Voluteers are being given fake placebos.
... Vulcans worship peace above all. McCoy, Return to Tomorrow, stardate 4768.3.
... WARNING!  Removal of this tagline prohibited by law!
... WWhhaatt  ddooeess  dduupplleexx  mmeeaann??
... Wait!  You have not been prepared! Mr. Atoz, stardate 3113.2.
... Waiter, this chicken's rubbery!  Oh, fank you velly much!  More fly lice?
... Want to have some fun?  Walk into an antique shop and say, What's new?
... War is never imperative. McCoy, Balance of Terror, stardate 1709.2
... War will cease when men refuse to fight.
... We Are Open Seven Days A Week, Including Sundays.
... We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.
... We have met the enemy and he is us.
... We have phasers; I vote we blast 'em!
... We never know whether we are victors or whether we are defeated.
... We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
... We should weep for men at their birth, not their death.
... We think he's dead, but we're afraid to ask.
... We're free people.  We belong to no one. Kirk, stardate 3259.2.
... What a man needs in gardening is a cast iron back with a hinge in it.
... What do you mean? You actually read this Tagline?!?
... What he doesn't know would make a library anybody would be proud of.
... What is moral is what you feel good after.
... What is the Latin for office automation?
... What's a cult?  It just means not enough people to make a minority.
... What?!? This isn't the Files section?!?
... Whatever it is, it won't work.
... Wheat was given to us by extraterrestrials called the Manu.
... When Eve arrived, this was no longer a man's world.
... When GOD made women, he was only testing.
... When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason - there's a reason.
... When in doubt, predict that the trend will continue.
... When it's three O'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.
... When one connects a 3-phase line, the phase sequence will be wrong.
... When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
... When two Englishmen meet their first talk is of the weather.
... When you dial a wrong number, you NEVER get a busy signal.
... When you haven't got enough iodine in your blood you get a glacier.
... When you smell an odourless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
... When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
... When your work speaks for itself, don`t interrupt.
... Where there's a will, there's a lawsuit.
... Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my disk?
... Whosoever diggeth a pit shall falleth therein.
... Why risk a hangover?  Stay Drunk!!
... Winning isn't the end of the world.
... Witch!  Witch!  They'll burn ya! Hag, stardate unknown.
... Without followers, evil cannot spread. Spock, stardate 5029.5.
... Woman is one of nature's more agreeable blunders.
... Woodpecker's, like British Telecom, have long bills.
... Xerox your life.  If you lose it, you'll still have a copy.
... Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again. - L. Long
... You can drink 'em pretty, but can you drink 'em young?
... You can tell when politicians are lying...They move their lips.
... You can tune a piano, but you can`t tuna fish.
... You can't evaluate a man by logic alone. McCoy, I, Mudd, stardate 4513.3.
... You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
... You keep saying that, I don't think it means what you think it means
... You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
... You!  What PLANET is this? McCoy, stardate 3134.0.
... You'll never walk alone with schizophrenia.
... You're too beautiful to ignore.  Too much woman. Kirk to Yeoman Rand
... You've got to miss them to score sometimes.
... Young gorillas are friendly but they soon learn.
... Youth doesn't excuse everything. Dr. Janice Lester stardate 5928.5.