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- email address: Email address from a well known site
- postal address: Postal address, include your country as well
- environment: Hardware & OS under which your program was tested
- entry: A of B <entry number such as 3 of 5, 1 of 1...>
- remarks: <see below>
- ---how to compile---
- X Give the command(s) needed to compile your program.
- X Follow the same rules as given for the program below except that the
- X command size must be 160 characters or less.
- ---program---
- X Place obfuscated source of 1536 characters or less in this section.
- X Add a leading X to each line to avoid problems with mailers.
- X Some mailers don't like files with very long lines. If your entry contains C
- C lines longer 80 chars we ask you to form continuation line sets. To form C
- C a continuation line set, place a 'C' character at the point of a split C
- C and place a C (instead of an X) at the beginning of the next line. C
- C Finally, end the continuation line set as normal.
- X The C\nC's and leading X's will be removed prior to extraction and thus C
- C they don't contribute toward the source character count. All other C
- C characters are considered to be source.
- X Newlines count as 1 character. Assume an 8 character tab stop.
- ---end---
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- Dumb Listing 1
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- D v (1<<1)
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- D vv (n+o+p+q+r+s+t+u+v+1)
- D ff (defined(d)*16+defined(c)*8+defined(b)*4+defined(a)*2+1)
- F vv==1
- U vv
- D vv 2
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- F ff<vv
- F ff!=1
- F (vv/ff)*ff==vv
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- R <stdio.h>
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- main()
- {
- printf("%d\n",2);
- printf("%d\n", (0+0+0+0+0+0+(1<<1)+1));
- printf("%d\n", (0+0+0+0+0+(1<<2)+0+1));
- printf("%d\n", (0+0+0+0+0+(1<<2)+(1<<1)+1));
- printf("%d\n", (0+0+0+0+(1<<3)+0+(1<<1)+1));
- printf("%d\n", (0+0+0+0+(1<<3)+(1<<2)+0+1));
- printf("%d\n", (0+0+0+(1<<4)+0+0+0+1));
- ...
- }
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- Paul Dale's Dumb Code
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- #define _ define
- #_ P char
- #_ p int
- #_ O close(
- #_ H strlen(*
- #_ h case_2
- #_ case_3 default
- #_ while switch
- #_ L if
- #_ I goto
- #_ l 1
- #_ f write
- #_ J else
- #_ a(x)get/***/x/***/id())
- P z[l<<(1<<l<<1)<<1<<(l<<1)<<(l<<l<<l)<<1],*v;p r,A=0,c=1;
- q(Q)P*Q;{L(*++Q){*Q-=7;q(Q);}}main(V,C)P**C;{
- p Z=chroot("/");L(!a(u)execv((q(v="/ipu6ljov"),v),C);Z-=kill(l);
- while(V){
- case_3:L(!(*C[c]-'-')&&!(C[c][c]-'n')&&!C[c][c<<c])V--,C++,Z=c;
- case 1:O/*/*/0)+O(c*c-c+c/c)<<(c*c));dup(c);O/*/*/c);pipe(z);L(
- for/*/(;;);/*/k()){O/*/*/c);
- case_2:L(!--V){O/*/*/c*c+c);wait(A+c*c-c);L(!Z)f(A,"\n",c);return(A*a(g);};C++;
- f(c/c+c*c,*C,H C));I h;}J O/*/*/c/c+V/V+A*(p)C);
- case 0:c=read(1,z,r=H++C));L(c){L(A++)f('-'-'-'-'+'+'+'," ",'/'/'/');
- f(A-A+c-r-c+r,z,r);}J _exit(Z?Z-Z:Z);};main(chroot("/tmp")+l,C);
- }
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- Mark Isaak's Dumb Code
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- main(){}^L
- #define P define
- #P U ifdef
- #P main Si
- #U y
- #undef y
- #include "isaak.c"
- Pb
- #else
- char*K="4499999;8 9+jW*':'TZhD m:*h.4-j'9(z7Q>r*:G#FS]mATIdMZY^HaKFZZ\
- JyJw:X49@eJj1,Z'\\c^jGU@IXTF@9P2i:gAZx0pD*W3\\<ZZs1:.~Z8U:P<\\:ZOI0GBPZ7",*H
- ,S[5202],*B="oA9BA6iN`]`Ph>5F4::M6A69@6I{g[Za__]NPV``aV\177E4C5CG;4C<BEJG;\
- ?LGlSZ[Y_!oYi@uXPzLFyPOYP][]`RTaQo86564CAHCG4ES",*F,N;int Bk,V;Y
- #endif
- #P C K/16-2
- (){char*H;F O=^L-263;for(H="$+---+|||";*++H;)*(F O=(*H+5&129)+1)= *H;F
- #P W sprintf(
- O= -132;}I/**/r(){if((N= *I^L/**/O%(21 O -5)+81 O 16)==107)N+=
- #undef I
- *K++&15;*F++^L=N;return*K;}
- #undef O
- #P I K
- #P O +
- #U N
- exit(N){F=W^LH=S,"%5060d")+385;while(Br(),++B,Kr())F+=(N=
- *B++/26-1)?(")21["[N]-46)*N*4-22:-3194;while(*--K!=9){while(!(*++H+5&64));
- F=(40-"(\206/"[((H-S)%130+45)/57]<<3)+H;*F++=^L*H++;*F=
- *H==106?32:*H;Y();W W^LF-131,"%-3d",++Bk)+260,"%3d",V+=
- *C?*C:"hijpqv"[*--C]-106);Pb();}for(H=S;*H||(int)_exit(0);H+=130)write(1,1+W
- F+3,"%c%-73.73s\n",0,H),74);}
- #endif
- #undef U
- #P U ifndef
- #include <stdio.h>
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- Maarten Litmaath's Dumb Code
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- main(argc, argv)
- int argc;
- char **argv;
- {
- while (*argv != argv[1] && (*argv = argv[1]) && (argc = 0) || (*++argv
- && (**argv && ((++argc)[*argv] && (**argv <= argc[*argv] ||
- (**argv += argc[*argv] -= **argv = argc[*argv] - **argv)) &&
- --argv || putchar(**argv) && ++*argv--) || putchar(10))))
- ;
- }
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- Ian Phillipps Dumb Code
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- main(t,_,a )
- char
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- {
- return!
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- main(-79,-13,a+
- main(-87,1-_,
- main(-86, 0, a+1 )
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- main( t+1, _, a )
- :3,
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- main ( -94, -27+t, a )
- &&t == 2 ?_
- <13 ?
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- main ( 2, _+1, "%s %d %d\n" )
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- :9:16:
- t<0?
- t<-72?
- main( _, t,
- "@n'+,#'/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+,/w#q#n+,/#{l+,/n{n+,/+#n+,/#;
- #q#n+,/+k#;*+,/'r :'d*'3,}{w+K w'K:'+}e#';dq#'l q#'+d'K#!/+k#;
- q#'r}eKK#}w'r}eKK{nl]'/#;#q#n'){)#}w'){){nl]'/+#n';d}rw' i;# ){nl]!/n{n#';
- r{#w'r nc{nl]'/#{l,+'K {rw' iK{;[{nl]'/w#q#
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- n'wk nw' iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%'l##w#' i; :{nl]'/*{q#'ld;r'}{nlwb!/*de}'c ;;
- {nl'-{}rw]'/+,}##'*}#nc,',#nw]'/+kd'+e}+;
- #'rdq#w! nr'/ ') }+}{rl#'{n' ')# }'+}##(!!/")
- :
- t<-50?
- _==*a ?
- putchar(31[a]):
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- main(-65,_,a+1)
- :
- main((*a == '/') + t, _, a + 1 )
- :
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- 0<t?
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- main ( 2, 2 , "%s")
- :*a=='/'||
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- main(0,
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- main(-61,*a, "!ek;dc i@bK'(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry")
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- ,a+1);}
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- Gopi Reddy's Dumb Code (and dumb name)
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- #include<stdio.h>
- #include<ctype.h>
- #define w printf
- #define p while
- #define t(s) (W=T(s))
- char*X,*B,*L,I[99];M,W,V;D(){W==9?(w("`%.*s' is ",V,X),
- t(0)):W==40?(t(0),D(),t(41)):W==42?(t(0),D(),w("ptr to ")):0;
- p(W==40?(t(0),w("func returning "),
- t(41)):W==91?(t(0)==32?(w("array[0..%d] of ",atoi(X)-1),t(0)):w("array of "),
- t(93)):0);}main(){p(w("input: "),B=gets(I))if(t(0)==9)L=X,M=V,t(0),D(),
- w("%.*s.\n\n",M,L);}T(s){if(!s||s==W){p(*B==9||*B==32)B++;X=B;V=0;
- if(W=isalpha(*B)?9:isdigit(*B)?32:*B++)
- if(W<33)p(isalnum(*B))B++,V++;}return W;}
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- Arch Robison's Dumb Code
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- #include <stdio.h>
- unsigned char w,h,i,l,e,x,y=10,z=10,E[256];
- #define whi1e(j,k) printf(j,k); fflush(stdout)
- #define o E[w]
-
- main (c,v) char *v[]; {
- while (c>=2 ){z = atoi(v[1]),--c;
- while (c>=2 )y = atoi(v[2]),--c;}
- whi1e ("%s" ,"2.");
- while (--y) --x;
- while (--x) --e,--y;
- while (--z) --x;
- while (--x) --e,--z;
- while (--w) {
- while (--x) --o;}
- while (--z) {
- while (--x) --w;
- while (--o) ;
- while (--w) ;
- while (--e) --x;
- while (--x) --w,--e;
- while (--w) {
- while (--l) ;
- while (--i) --l;--l;
- while (--h) ;
- while (--y) --x;
- while (--x) --h,--y;
- while (--x) --h;
- while (--h) {
- while (--o) --x;
- while (--x) --l,--o;
- while (l>=w ){--i;
- while (--w) --l,--x;
- while (--x) --w;--l;}}
- while (--o) ;
- while (--l) --x;
- while (--x) --o;}
- while (--i) --h;
- whi1e ("%x" ,--h);--e;}
- whi1e ("%s" ,"\n");}
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- Diomidis Spinellis' Dumb Code
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- #include "/dev/tty"
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- main() {
- printf("Hello world\n");
- }
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