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|000044b0| 52 65 6d 65 6d 62 65 72 | 20 6d 65 3f 00 4e 65 78 |Remember| me?.Nex|
|000044c0| 74 20 67 61 6d 65 2c 20 | 79 65 61 68 2e 00 42 65 |t game, |yeah..Be|
|000044d0| 61 63 68 63 6f 6d 62 65 | 72 00 4c 65 74 27 73 20 |achcombe|r.Let's |
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|00004510| 73 20 53 69 6d 6f 6e 2c | 20 6e 6f 74 20 53 69 6d |s Simon,| not Sim|
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|00004560| 61 6d 70 6c 69 6e 67 20 | 43 6c 6f 63 6b 00 49 27 |ampling |Clock.I'|
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|00004640| 57 61 69 74 65 72 00 49 | 20 63 61 6e 27 74 20 74 |Waiter.I| can't t|
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|00004680| 79 6f 75 20 62 61 63 6b | 20 69 6e 20 6e 6f 20 74 |you back| in no t|
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|000046a0| 00 48 75 72 72 79 21 00 | 4d 69 6b 65 20 57 6f 6f |.Hurry!.|Mike Woo|
|000046b0| 64 72 6f 66 66 65 27 73 | 20 4d 65 6e 74 61 6c 20 |droffe's| Mental |
|000046c0| 4b 61 72 6d 61 20 52 75 | 69 6e 65 64 20 62 79 20 |Karma Ru|ined by |
|000046d0| 53 69 6d 6f 6e 20 57 6f | 6f 64 72 6f 66 66 65 00 |Simon Wo|odroffe.|
|000046e0| 49 20 68 61 76 65 20 70 | 6c 61 63 65 64 20 61 20 |I have p|laced a |
|000046f0| 72 65 6c 65 61 73 65 20 | 64 6f 63 75 6d 65 6e 74 |release |document|
|00004700| 20 69 6e 20 79 6f 75 72 | 20 68 61 74 2e 00 48 65 | in your| hat..He|
|00004710| 65 2d 68 65 65 2d 68 65 | 65 21 00 49 20 74 68 69 |e-hee-he|e!.I thi|
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|00004730| 67 75 72 65 20 6f 75 74 | 20 61 20 77 61 79 20 6f |gure out| a way o|
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|00004770| 20 74 68 61 74 20 6c 69 | 74 74 6c 65 20 62 72 61 | that li|ttle bra|
|00004780| 74 27 73 20 68 61 73 20 | 62 65 65 6e 21 00 54 68 |t's has |been!.Th|
|00004790| 65 20 62 6f 73 75 6e 20 | 6d 69 67 68 74 20 6e 6f |e bosun |might no|
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|00004840| 2e 00 4f 6f 68 68 2e 2e | 2e 00 4d 75 73 69 63 20 |..Oohh..|..Music |
|00004850| 62 79 20 44 61 76 65 20 | 50 75 6e 73 68 6f 6e 00 |by Dave |Punshon.|
|00004860| 54 68 61 74 27 73 20 74 | 68 65 20 67 65 6e 65 72 |That's t|he gener|
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|00004880| 6f 77 77 6f 72 6d 73 00 | 4d 61 6e 00 49 74 27 73 |owworms.|Man.It's|
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|000048a0| 75 73 65 6c 65 73 73 20 | 72 75 62 62 69 73 68 2e |useless |rubbish.|
|000048b0| 00 49 20 63 61 6e 27 74 | 20 6a 75 73 74 20 67 6f |.I can't| just go|
|000048c0| 20 61 72 6f 75 6e 64 20 | 68 61 63 6b 69 6e 67 20 | around |hacking |
|000048d0| 70 65 6f 70 6c 65 20 74 | 6f 20 70 69 65 63 65 73 |people t|o pieces|
|000048e0| 2c 20 65 76 65 6e 20 69 | 66 20 69 74 20 77 6f 75 |, even i|f it wou|
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|00004900| 73 74 20 62 65 20 74 65 | 72 72 69 62 6c 65 20 66 |st be te|rrible f|
|00004910| 6f 72 20 68 65 72 2e 2e | 2e 00 4a 6f 6b 65 20 53 |or her..|..Joke S|
|00004920| 65 6c 6c 65 72 00 57 65 | 6c 6c 2e 2e 2e 00 41 63 |eller.We|ll....Ac|
|00004930| 63 6f 72 64 69 6f 6e 20 | 50 6c 61 79 65 72 00 4e |cordion |Player.N|
|00004940| 6f 74 20 75 6e 6c 65 73 | 73 20 79 6f 75 20 63 61 |ot unles|s you ca|
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|00004960| 00 49 74 27 73 20 61 6e | 20 65 73 73 65 6e 74 69 |.It's an| essenti|
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|00004990| 65 2e 00 57 65 64 67 65 | 00 48 61 6e 6b 79 00 57 |e..Wedge|.Hanky.W|
|000049a0| 68 61 74 20 74 68 65 20 | 68 65 6c 6c 20 69 73 20 |hat the |hell is |
|000049b0| 61 20 27 74 69 6d 65 20 | 73 74 69 63 6b 27 20 61 |a 'time |stick' a|
|000049c0| 6e 79 77 61 79 3f 00 45 | 65 65 65 2e 2e 2e 00 4d |nyway?.E|eee....M|
|000049d0| 61 6e 75 61 6c 20 57 72 | 69 74 74 65 6e 20 62 79 |anual Wr|itten by|
|000049e0| 20 53 69 6d 6f 6e 20 57 | 6f 6f 64 72 6f 66 66 65 | Simon W|oodroffe|
|000049f0| 00 4d 65 61 6e 77 68 69 | 6c 65 2c 20 53 6f 72 64 |.Meanwhi|le, Sord|
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|00004a10| 6f 75 67 68 20 74 69 6d | 65 20 6f 66 20 69 74 2e |ough tim|e of it.|
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|00004a30| 00 49 6e 2d 74 72 61 79 | 00 50 69 72 61 74 65 79 |.In-tray|.Piratey|
|00004a40| 20 73 74 75 66 66 00 4e | 6f 70 65 2e 00 48 6f 77 | stuff.N|ope..How|
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|00004ac0| 49 27 6c 6c 2e 2e 2e 20 | 42 65 2e 2e 2e 00 52 69 |I'll... |Be....Ri|
|00004ad0| 67 68 74 2e 00 53 68 6f | 76 65 6c 00 49 74 27 73 |ght..Sho|vel.It's|
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|00004b10| 00 33 20 48 6f 75 72 20 | 44 61 79 20 4c 41 5a 59 |.3 Hour |Day LAZY|
|00004b20| 20 27 54 4d 27 20 53 79 | 73 74 65 6d 20 62 79 20 | 'TM' Sy|stem by |
|00004b30| 53 69 6d 6f 6e 20 57 6f | 6f 64 72 6f 66 66 65 00 |Simon Wo|odroffe.|
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|00004b50| 69 73 74 69 6e 67 20 61 | 6e 64 20 53 74 61 6d 70 |isting a|nd Stamp|
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|00004b70| 69 63 69 61 20 57 6f 6f | 64 72 6f 66 66 65 2c 20 |icia Woo|droffe, |
|00004b80| 53 68 65 69 6c 61 20 44 | 75 63 6b 00 42 79 65 2c |Sheila D|uck.Bye,|
|00004b90| 20 53 69 6d 6f 6e 2e 00 | 49 27 64 20 62 65 74 74 | Simon..|I'd bett|
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|00004bf0| 61 67 2c 20 79 65 61 68 | 2e 00 4d 61 63 68 69 6e |ag, yeah|..Machin|
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|00004db0| 20 61 6e 64 20 65 6e 65 | 72 67 79 2e 00 54 68 61 | and ene|rgy..Tha|
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|00004e90| 68 2d 68 61 2d 68 61 2d | 68 61 21 20 41 68 2d 68 |h-ha-ha-|ha! Ah-h|
|00004ea0| 61 2d 68 61 21 00 52 6f | 6c 65 20 50 6c 61 79 65 |a-ha!.Ro|le Playe|
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|00004f20| 76 65 20 67 6f 74 20 74 | 68 61 74 20 63 6c 6f 74 |ve got t|hat clot|
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|000051b0| 70 61 67 65 20 69 73 20 | 66 75 6c 6c 20 6f 66 20 |page is |full of |
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|000051d0| 44 27 79 6f 75 20 77 61 | 6e 6e 61 20 65 6e 74 65 |D'you wa|nna ente|
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