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- S001: "CURSES"
- S002: "
- An Interactive Diversion
- Copyright (c) 1993, 1994, 1995 by Graham Nelson.
- "
- S003: "950703"
- S004: "5/11"
- S005: "a"
- S006: "You can't go that way."
- S007: "the"
- S008: "the"
- S009: "the"
- S010: "the"
- S011: "the"
- S012: "the"
- S013: "the"
- S014: "the"
- S015: "the"
- S016: "the"
- S017: "the"
- S018: "the"
- S019: "It is pitch dark, and you can't see a thing."
- S020: "As good-looking as ever."
- S021: "Nameless item"
- S022: "your former self"
- S023: "a"
- S024: "featureless mahogany rods"
- S025: "the"
- S026: "Astonishing! One of the three high Rods!"
- S027: "the"
- S028: "This is rather dangerous, I'm afraid. Use only on vegetative matter."
- S029: "Well, that's not very useful, is it? I'd go on strike if I were you."
- S030: "It has no horticultural application."
- S031: "a"
- S032: "Well, where might you have seen infinity before?"
- S033: "Perhaps you should look up "husbandry" in a dictionary."
- S034: "Bronze is the key here. Have you seen any other bronze anywhere?"
- S035: "Far, far too dangerous. The age of martyrs in the church is long gone,
- you know."
- S036: "Well, if there's such a thing as luck, maybe this would help."
- S037: "a"
- S038: "Use only at heated moments, when affairs are delicately balanced."
- S039: "the"
- S040: "the"
- S041: "The High Rods of Life, Love and Death lean together in a pyramid at the
- top of the steep slope, balanced rather delicately."
- S042: "A treasure in every sense, the orb pulsates with golden radiance."
- S043: "A blooming shrub, gay with red flowers, is being nursed in a wide round
- tub under the wall here."
- S044: "the"
- S045: "Tarot cards"
- S046: " Things to do:
-
- 1. Find map
- 2. Phone airport to check parking
- 3. Health forms...
-
- and so on. Let's face it, 1. is more enticing than the rest put together."
- S047: "Immensely useful, that."
- S048: "an"
- S049: "The torch has a battery compartment which can be reached by opening it
- up."
- S050: "Pity you can't change the batteries."
- S051: "an"
- S052: "Oatmeal covered with plain chocolate, since you ask."
- S053: "I bet you didn't know that chocolate biscuit manufacturers are damned in
- perpetuity? I'm afraid the chapters about that in the Old Testaments were
- lost, though, and now no-one can remember why."
- S054: "The attics, full of low beams and awkward angles, begin here in a
- relatively tidy area which extends north, south and east. The wooden
- floorboards seem fairly sound, just as well considering how heavy all these
- teachests are. But the old wiring went years ago, and there's no electric
- light."
- S055: "A hinged trapdoor in the floor stands open, and light streams in from
- below."
- S056: "There is a closed trapdoor in the middle of the floor."
- S057: "some"
- S058: "Open-topped. You could easily look inside, if so minded."
- S059: "the"
- S060: "It was to have been the Honourable Peter Meldrew's life's work, a
- two-volume edition giving the definitive family history. Unfortunately,
- although he claimed to have hunted for evidence to the ends of the earth, he
- never could find a detail he wanted for volume I, and it was never published.
- Somehow, this typifies your family, and consulting this worthy book about your
- ancestors makes you realise what an uncanny knack they had for never quite
- achieving anything.
-
- Unless, of course, you count having an awful lot of children. So many Meldrews
- are listed here that you'll have to look them up individually."
- S061: "What a boring old book! There's nobody worth looking up."
- S062: "an"
- S063: "A graceful lady's box, bearing the initials A. M. and engraved with a
- drawing of what seems to be a rabbit's foot."
- S064: "In one corner is a jewellery box, which had previously been hidden by
- the open trapdoor."
- S065: "Try investigating the world of the romantic novel, out on the balconies
- of life."
- S066: "Actually a four-leafed sprig of herb paris (Paris Quadrifolia) in the
- shape of a fourfold true-love knot. But that was good enough for Alison."
- S067: "Not much use as it is, is it?"
- S068: "Once upon a time, servants in great houses lived in awful little
- crevices and excuses for rooms like this one. They must have been in permanent
- danger of suffocation, for there are no windows and only a doorway to the west.
- A bed is still kept here, and the sight of it brings on drowsiness in all this
- warm stuffy air. All you want to do is curl up and sleep."
- S069: "Hobson's"
- S070: "Lots of naughty words in that one."
- S071: ""Hobson's: A Choice Classical Dictionary". It claims to have numerous
- entries."
- S072: "There's a little book on the tiny bedside table."
- S073: "an"
- S074: "This is an old Biblioll College scarf, made by Dunn and Co. (naturally).
- It has four stripes: royal blue, emerald, dark grey and scarlet."
- S075: "An old striped scarf hangs up behind the doorway."
- S076: "The very height of fashion, if you ignore the colours and wear it
- regardless."
- S077: "A tight door stands open in the northern wall, giving onto the servants'
- staircase."
- S078: "Scruffy old furniture is piled up here: armchairs with springs coming
- out, umbrella stands, a badly scratched cupboard, a table with one leg
- missing... You try to remember why you keep all this rubbish, and fail. Anyway
- the attic continues to the southeast."
- S079: "The attic turns from north to southeast here."
- S080: "Nothing there, but that cupboard looks interesting."
- S081: "It has a calm, soothing effect."
- S082: "A patent "Harrison" bird-whistle, according to the slogan on one side."
- S083: "Shame the wrapping paper won't come off."
- S084: "Far too nice to give to anybody else. In fact..."
- S085: "some"
- S086: "The reindeer have enormous significance."
- S087: "It is addressed to the house, and postmarked 1963, but has no message.
- Odd, that."
- S088: "There's no message there to read."
- S089: "These bottles can even survive long drops, so perhaps you should try
- fire."
- S090: ""Antidote only: no preventative effect.""
- S091: "This drug is for fun, it isn't an antidote. And it tastes gorgeous..."
- S092: "The air is dusty and warm, almost making you choke in this rather empty
- area. The attic turns from northwest to east, and there is also a tight doorway
- leading west. A short flight of wooden steps leads down and to the south."
- S093: "(Aunt Jemima has two cats, Jane and Austin, but she finds Austin
- especially annoying - about the only point you have ever agreed with her
- about.)
-
- Austin, a ginger with a long tail and an uncompromisingly lazy expression, is
- the kind of cat who hates being pushed around."
- S094: "Austin, your incorrigible ginger cat, lounges around here."
- S095: "This is a roughly-furnished photographer's dark room, used by your
- grandfather years ago. There's nothing much here now, since you threw the
- chemicals out in case the children found them."
- S096: "The only doorway is back east."
- S097: "the old"
- S098: "Mounted on a plaque is an old sepia photograph of a man."
- S099: "The photograph is one of the very early ones which looks as if it was
- taken in the dark because the chemicals have gradually oxidised. The poor man
- in the frame (Mr Roger Meldrew, Esquire) looks as if he was propped up by a big
- clamp to hold him still for five minutes, and that's because he was."
- S100: "It is attached to the ceiling."
- S101: "You bump your head on the cord hanging from the ceiling, for the
- umpteenth time."
- S102: "Things do look subtly different in this light."
- S103: "When you can get this working, perhaps you should take it somewhere
- prominent."
- S104: "The kind of black box which often sits on top of a camera, used to
- illuminate otherwise dim scenes. It has an openable compartment on the side,
- with room left inside for a battery and a timer mechanism (which seem to be
- optional extras)."
- S105: "A rather more modern photographer's flash lies on a shelf to one side."
- S106: "Once upon a time, this small circular room had a dome and a telescope,
- but it leaked dreadfully and so now there's a proper roof.
-
- A circular mural painted with the signs of the zodiac is interrupted by a short
- flight of stairs leading up to the north, a smoke detector, a west doorway to a
- shadowy alcove and the continuation of the stairs down and to the south."
- S107: "It isn't at all clear on what principle the detector works. It looks
- like a smoke detector, certainly. But you just left the contractors to sort out
- all those boring fire prevention matters for themselves.
-
- They were a slap-dash firm, too, from what you remember. They put the little
- white thing high up, right in the middle of the Capricorn scene on the mural.
- And even if there was a fire, chances are it would be useless."
- S108: "Mounted on the old telescope stand is what looks like a solid glass
- ball."
- S109: "Once upon a time, the house library was used as a gun-room, and all the
- unwanted books kept up here. Now this is just another awkward cranny, with a
- water tank and some pipes in one corner which are something to do with the
- central heating."
- S110: "From here, you can only squeeze back east to the observatory."
- S111: "The joint on the water pipe looks none too sturdy."
- S112: "Don't bother reading or thinking about it. Nothing to do with your
- family."
- S113: "A romantic novel and a book of poetry are the only books left, and
- they're propping up a water pipe near a rather loose joint - it really is time
- you called a plumber to sort this one out."
- S114: ""Coronets for the Cotton Girl", by Miss Marie Swelldon, published
- London, 1912. It's all about the happy-go-lucky daughter of a Yorkshire mill
- owner and her adventures marrying into the aristocracy."
- S115: "My my, a golden age for clear, simple poetry. At last, an end to the
- dreary obscurity of Tennyson, Kipling and Hardy."
- S116: "This is where you ought to have left the wretched map, in the family
- lumber-room of souvenirs and holiday snaps. You checked it thoroughly earlier,
- and can't bear the thought of searching it all again. A slide projector is
- aimed at the whitewashed south wall, one of the outside walls of the house. The
- only way to go is back up to the observatory."
- S117: "It has an on/off switch on the side, and a slot for holding whatever is
- to be projected. There is also a little dial on the back, perhaps for the
- focus."
- S118: "some"
- S119: "That is a difficult puzzle, yes."
- S120: "In the north wall is an open cupboard door, large enough to step
- inside."
- S121: "In the north wall is an intriguing closed cupboard door."
- S122: "The winding attic comes to a dead end here, and particularly dirty it is
- too, what with soot everywhere from the broken old chimney sweeping gear."
- S123: "It might be handy, if only it could carry anything."
- S124: "Great Scott! That old canvas rucksack must be the very one your famous
- ancestor, the African explorer Ebenezer Meldrew, brought back from the Zambezi
- Expedition of 1882!"
- S125: "On second thoughts, now you look at more closely, it seems to be the
- rucksack you bought to go to Paris with five years ago."
- S126: "A secret door stands open in the south wall!"
- S127: "The secret door is closed."
- S128: "A hatchway in the east wall, onto an old iron fire escape, is open and
- light floods in through it. (Some fool must have set the alarm off.)"
- S129: "This is a surprisingly spacious cupboard, which you can't recall ever
- visiting before today. You really ought to use this convenient empty room for
- something..."
- S130: "Carry this with you everywhere you go."
- S131: "A large painting of Mad Isaac Meldrewe, your eighteenth-century
- ancestor, is propped up against the west wall."
- S132: "It used to hang in the downstairs landing, and the red, deranged eyes
- annoyed everybody who passed. Then Aunt Jemima picked up the ridiculous idea
- that it was by Sir Joshua Reynolds and had it valued. Happily it wasn't and, to
- cut a long story long, it ended up here."
- S133: "There is a big iron fireplace in the west wall."
- S134: "The medicine bottle, alas, was undamaged by the fall down the chimney."
- S135: "The skylight above is open, and the sky does indeed light the room."
- S136: "Above you is a blacked-out skylight with a crank handle."
- S137: "It was painted out black during the first wave of Zeppelin air raids in
- World War I. This is completely irrelevant, but you did ask."
- S138: "The cork filters have gone. It's useless now."
- S139: "This is a recessed area of the roof, open to the skies but screened from
- below. There used to be a flagpole here, but not any more. An open skylight
- leads down, and a fairly safe catwalk leads northwest. However, the red-tiled
- roof is vertiginous and you have vertigo, which makes it especially annoying
- that there's an odd little balcony too far away to the south."
- S140: "William Wordsworth once described poetry as emotion recollected in
- tranquillity. If so, hospitals must be full of people turning out verses about
- what it was like to fall off the roof of a high building. Perhaps it might be
- better not to join them."
- S141: "The old crenellated battlements of the house. An Englishman's home is,
- of course, his castle, but Meldrew Hall never saw much fighting and these
- military-looking features were just a seventeenth-century fashion. They also
- weren't intended for standing on, and the only safe way to proceed is back
- southeast.
-
- It is peculiarly cold here."
- S142: "The rooftop is far too dangerous in that direction."
- S143: "Unfortunately, what you need this for is up in the clouds."
- S144: "He is dressed in a grey shadow of Georgian finery."
- S145: "the ghost of"
- S146: "The chimney is cramped, sooty, unpleasant and has no floor to speak of,
- so you are held up only by jamming your feet against the walls. To the east,
- through the fireplace, is the cupboard."
- S147: "Not a chance!"
- S148: "Wedged loosely in beside you is a sooty old stick."
- S149: "It's exactly what it seems."
- S150: "Good heavens, so the house has a priest hole after all! It was always a
- family legend but nobody seemed to know quite where it was. Apart from a cross
- painted on one wall and a padded floor (to absorb the noise), this spartan
- cranny is featureless. Nevertheless there is a spooky air of the supernatural
- about... A narrow crawl leads up into the chimney."
- S151: "An open hatch-door in the wall at floor level reveals a chute leading
- down into darkness."
- S152: "Low down on one wall is a little hatch door, which if it were open would
- be large enough to enter."
- S153: "Perhaps the attic key might unlock it? It does look modern compared to
- everything else here."
- S154: "an"
- S155: "The really good research was in his earlier years."
- S156: "The dust and grime on the floor almost obscures an ancient prayer book."
- S157: "Despite appearances, this is not a prayer book after all but is Mad
- Isaac's diary of supernatural investigations! The script is cursive and
- cursory as he rambles on through all those theories about the Curse. There's so
- much of it that you'd better just look up particular years."
- S158: "There's just the secret north door, unless of course you count the
- windows."
- S159: "Black-latticed windows open on a beautiful summer's day."
- S160: "Blue sky can be seen through south-facing windows, latticed with black
- lead and shut tight."
- S161: "Evans is content once again."
- S162: "There is a long vanity mirror beside the bed."
- S163: "A tiny balcony around Miss Alison's windows, offering fresh air, blue
- skies and a magnificent view over the gardens down to the droning motorway in
- the distance. The roof is too perilous to scale even if you had a good reason
- (which you haven't), so you had better go back north."
- S164: "The rooftop is far too dangerous in that direction."
- S165: "You look down on a low, bare window-sill."
- S166: "The balcony is only a foot or so beneath the window-sill, and only about
- four feet square."
- S167: "Gold and lead are naturally related, so you want to find a lead box to
- open."
- S168: "This small cavity at the north end of the attic once housed all manner
- of home-made wine paraphernalia, now lost and unlamented. Steps, provided with
- a good strong banister rail, lead down and to the west, and the banister rail
- continues along a passage east."
- S169: "Faded ink on the label reads: Elderberry '63."
- S170: "It's provided for your torch, and not for anything else."
- S171: "On the side is the word "Achtung"."
- S172: "Purely decorative."
- S173: "The good news is that it has excellent grid references, which are easy
- to look up. The bad news is that it is a map of central Hamburg."
- S174: "This used to be called the Conservatory, before Aunt Jemima took it over
- to potter about with plants, painting and indeed (on occasion) pottery. She has
- filled the place with objets trouves and bric-a-brac, and hung up a home-made
- calendar of watercolours. Even the old airing cupboard to the south is
- cluttered.
-
- An open doorway leads back southwest onto the upstairs landing, and you can
- hear the chaotic noise of suitcases being manhandled about - good thing
- nobody's seen you. A narrow staircase leads up and to the east into the attic.
-
- Jemima herself seems to be in the potting room to the west."
- S175: "A space about six feet square. The old drying racks now contain odd
- ceramic sculptures almost but not quite unrecognisable as coffee mugs. One
- corner is filled with an enormous pile of tie-dyed sheets, from Aunt Jemima's
- infamous Sixties Revival period of last October."
- S176: "The only way to go from here is back north."
- S177: "a synthesized"
- S178: "a light orchestra"
- S179: "a choral"
- S180: "a snare drum and strings"
- S181: "a country-and-western"
- S182: "a one-finger piano"
- S183: "a Welsh coal-miners' Eisteddfod choir"
- S184: "a Hammond organ"
- S185: "an easy-listening"
- S186: "a "lite-n-mellow""
- S187: "a jazz trio"
- S188: "a Big Band"
- S189: " version of "
- S190: " rendition of "
- S191: " travesty of "
- S192: " arrangement of "
- S193: " transcription of "
- S194: "Queen's "I Want To Break Free"."
- S195: "Bach's "Air on a G-string"."
- S196: "Mozart's "Musical Joke"."
- S197: "Stockhausen's "Piano Pieces I-IX"."
- S198: "Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata"."
- S199: "Summer from Vivaldi's "Four Seasons"."
- S200: "the especially slow movement of Gorecki's "Symphony no. 3"."
- S201: "Spandau Ballet's "Gold"."
- S202: "Duran Duran's "Is There Something I Should Know?"."
- S203: "Derek and the Dominos' "Layla"."
- S204: "Don McLean's "American Pie"."
- S205: "Chopin's "Nocturne no. 1"."
- S206: "Oxygene by Jean-Michel Jarre."
- S207: "the Beatles' "Yellow Submarine"."
- S208: "the Beatles' "She Loves You"."
- S209: "the Beatles' "Hey Jude"."
- S210: "the Beatles' "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"."
- S211: "Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody"."
- S212: "the Beatles' "Magical Mystery Tour"."
- S213: "the Beatles' "I Am The Walrus"."
- S214: "Bill Haley's "Rock Around the Clock"."
- S215: "the old Elvis Presley number "Jailhouse Rock"."
- S216: "the old Elvis Presley number "Blue Suede Shoes"."
- S217: "ELO's "Mr Blue Sky"."
- S218: "Bach's Toccata in D minor for organ."
- S219: "ABC's "The Look of Love"."
- S220: "the Beach Boys' "California Girls"."
- S221: "the Stranglers' "Golden Brown"."
- S222: "Genesis' "That's All"."
- S223: "Grieg's piano concerto."
- S224: "Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA"."
- S225: "Beethoven's Symphony no. 5."
- S226: "Beethoven's "Emperor" piano concerto."
- S227: "Mozart's "Elvira Madigan" concerto."
- S228: "Bach's Brandenburg Concerto no. 5."
- S229: "Deep Purple's "Smoke On The Water"."
- S230: "Faure's Requiem."
- S231: "Tchaikovsky's "1812 Overture"."
- S232: "the Swan from Saint-Saens' "Carnival of the Animals"."
- S233: "the "O Fortuna" from Carl Orff's "Carmina Burana"."
- S234: "Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven"."
- S235: "the Bugs Bunny theme tune."
- S236: "Strauss' "Blue Danube" waltz."
- S237: "the Star Wars theme tune."
- S238: "the Star Trek theme tune."
- S239: "the Dallas theme tune."
- S240: "Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" overture."
- S241: "Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing"."
- S242: "Dire Straits' "Brothers In Arms"."
- S243: "Dire Straits' "Tunnel Of Love"."
- S244: "Wham's "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"."
- S245: "something abysmal by Leo Sayer."
- S246: "Lionel Richie's "Hello"."
- S247: "Hot Chocolate's "Happy Birthday"."
- S248: "Abba's "Mama Mia"."
- S249: "Abba's "Knowing Me, Knowing You"."
- S250: "Barry Manilow's "I Write The Songs"."
- S251: "Ian Dury and the Blockheads' "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick"."
- S252: "Ravel's "Bolero"."
- S253: ""Nessun Dorma", as sung simultaneously by Pavarotti, Carreras and Dolly
- Parton."
- S254: "Michael Jackson's "Thriller"."
- S255: "Michael Jackson's "Billy Jean"."
- S256: "Michael Jackson's "Beat It"."
- S257: "Kylie Minogue's "I Should Be So Lucky"."
- S258: "the Eurovision Song Contest's finest five minutes, "Diggy-Loo Diggy-Lay
- (Life Is Going My Way)"."
- S259: "Dexy's Midnight Runners' "Come on Eileen"."
- S260: "Steppenwolf's "Born to be Wild"."
- S261: "Toto's "The Eye of the Tiger"."
- S262: "Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"."
- S263: "the traditional air "Greensleeves"."
- S264: "Hoagy Carmichael's "Skylark"."
- S265: "Noel Coward's "Don't Put Your Daughter On The Stage"."
- S266: "Chas and Dave's "Rabbit Song"."
- S267: "Paul McCartney's "Mull of Kintyre"."
- S268: "John Lennon's "Imagine"."
- S269: "that grisly carol, "We Wish You A Merry Christmas"."
- S270: "that hoary old favourite, "Oh Come All Ye Faithful"."
- S271: ""My Way", crooned over by Frank Sinatra."
- S272: "an"
- S273: "It rolls on casters, and has a bakelite on/off switch."
- S274: "This light room is full of pot plants, flowers, seeds, ornamental
- trowels and other miscellaneous garden implements."
- S275: "The only exit is back east to the conservatory."
- S276: "some"
- S277: "Good for nothing. Why would you want gloves on?"
- S278: "A pair of yellow rubber gloves hangs from a hook on one wall."
- S279: "Aunt"
- S280: "She's been fiddling about with those cut flowers all afternoon. And
- she's a bit upset at being left alone in the house while you're off on holiday,
- so best not to get on her bad side. You really ought to make it up to her
- somehow."
- S281: "Aunt Jemima, who has for years collected varieties of daisy, is engaged
- in her regular annual pastime of deciding which species make the best chains."
- S282: "Definitely mollified."
- S283: "Dangerous to wear. But at least any sort of daisies will do."
- S284: "A disused storage room off the winery. In one wall is an opening onto an
- ominous dark shaft, and beside it is a big Victorian-steam-engine style wheel
- with a handle on."
- S285: "The only doorway is back west to the winery."
- S286: "There is a concealed safety catch (poorly) hidden on the wheel."
- S287: "the old"
- S288: "Inside the dark shaft is the old dumbwaiter."
- S289: "Uninviting."
- S290: "A steel wrench gathers dust in the corner."
- S291: "the"
- S292: "The dumbwaiter hangs on strong pulley ropes which stretch up and down
- from here."
- S293: "It isn't even mentioned in any of the books I've read."
- S294: "The half which didn't get the wish, actually."
- S295: "Halfway up, or else halfway down, and a dreary place it is too: nothing
- but a dark corridor leading north."
- S296: "A passage which slants very slightly down to the south, which is full of
- coal dust, to which you are unfortunately allergic. Not somewhere to linger."
- S297: "A secret passage slants down to the east through a sandstone recess."
- S298: "There is a shallow sandstone recess in the east wall."
- S299: "At the north end is a metal door, standing open."
- S300: "At the north end is a closed metal door."
- S301: "Cobwebbed old cellars. There is nothing to see except an opening in one
- wall onto a dark shaft, and a big Victorian-steam-engine style wheel beside it
- with a handle on. The cellar continues east-to-west and south."
- S302: "Uninviting."
- S303: "There is a little closed window-vent low in the north wall."
- S304: "You can just make out an impression of golden light."
- S305: "It can't even follow orders."
- S306: "In one corner is a dust-covered robot mouse."
- S307: "Remember the late 1970s, when a craze for home-made robots swept the
- home computing world? No, perhaps not, but here is a left-over from it anyway.
- The mouse is quite large (almost a foot wide and tall), and has a big smile
- painted on its metal chassis. It has surprisingly modern circuitry in, though,
- and is even humming very faintly, so someone must have put some work in on it
- recently."
- S308: "This is the eastern end of the cellars, from which you can only go
- west."
- S309: "The bricking-up of this cellar seems incomplete, because there is a hole
- about ten or eleven inches across in the west wall. You peer at this with
- interest but nothing is within reach inside, and it is far too small for you to
- wriggle through. The cellars go back north, and so, it would appear, do you."
- S310: "It isn't the attic key, I fear."
- S311: "Brass is of course a non-magnetic copper-zinc alloy, so presumably this
- key also contains iron."
- S312: "Lying where the mouse dropped it is a small brass-coloured key."
- S313: "The west end of a disused and shadowy old cellar. It was bricked up when
- you were a child - you never did find out why. Perhaps the golden, jewelled
- staircase leading down into smoky mists to the south might be something to do
- with it."
- S314: "an"
- S315: "In the northwest wall the ironbound door stands open."
- S316: "In the northwest wall is a heavy, imposing ironbound door."
- S317: "There are times when your life seems an endless sequence of locked
- doors, each harder to pass than the last. This one, though, has a feeling of
- the ultimate about it."
- S318: "An eerie, dark cave carved from crystal icicles of rock and strewn with
- great spiders' webs hung from the ragged stone, inhabited only by dead white
- insects. A narrow crevice opens out to an iron doorway and the warmth of the
- house.
-
- The rough stone floor levels out to a perfectly round, smooth white marble disc
- about five yards across, inscribed with a black lemniscus (or infinity) symbol.
-
- You shiver with foreboding, but inexplicably feel that the map you're looking
- for must be somewhere near here."
- S319: "There is now a small spherical opening in one wall."
- S320: "It would just hold a ball the size of your palm."
- S321: "A cave carved from crystal icicles of rock and glowing with vivid,
- golden light, so bright it almost hurts your eyes. A narrow crevice opens out
- to an iron doorway and the relative darkness of the house.
-
- The rough stone floor levels out to a perfectly round, smooth white marble disc
- about five yards across, inscribed with a black lemniscus (or infinity)
- symbol."
- S322: "A flight of sandstone steps, cut in the 1920s when an Egyptological
- craze was sweeping England, slants down from the coal-dust passage to the
- east."
- S323: "A broad, dark octagonal room devoted to dull exhibits of the disastrous
- Nile Valley Expedition of '21 - the few good ones were donated to the British
- Museum. A back staircase leads west to the unbuilt extension, while the
- entrance seems to be the cobwebbed passage southeast. High windows on the
- northern face let in dim light."
- S324: "The only exits are via the southeast passage and the back staircase."
- S325: "There is a little window-vent high in the southwest wall."
- S326: "You can just make out an impression of cellars."
- S327: "A rather morbid, gilded model coffin rests here in peace."
- S328: "A rather morbid gilded model coffin rests here."
- S329: "The model coffin is closed and throbbing with electric power."
- S330: "A rather morbid gilded model coffin rests open here."
- S331: "Leaned against one of the eight corners is a ragged white parchment
- scroll."
- S332: "What taste! What artistry!"
- S333: "A lamentably naff tourist's gift, this seems to be a "replica" of one of
- the papyri on which some lost Greek play or other was written. Some nonsense
- about the priestess of Apollo being summoned by music, etcetera.
-
- It has all the charm of a tea-towel of, oh, say the Taj Mahal made out of
- curry."
- S334: "A little charcoal sketch is framed on one wall."
- S335: "Behind the frame seems to be an artist's impression of the great Palace
- of Alexandria as it might once have been."
- S336: "It's the frame which really sets it off."
- S337: "Charcoal is so unrealistic, don't you agree? Besides, it's far too
- large and clumsy."
- S338: "A miniature artist's impression of the great Palace of Alexandria as it
- might once have been.
-
- (No, the impression is miniature, not the artist.)"
- S339: "The ravings of a madman. Ignore it."
- S340: "A low, white hallway adjoining the Octagon, converted from what was once
- the scullery and the servants' pantry. A tight, dark staircase runs up and
- south; and a diagonal bricked path runs out northeast to the gardens."
- S341: "Up on one wall is a picture hook."
- S342: "Mad Isaac's painting glares at you from the picture hook."
- S343: "an"
- S344: "A deep old elephant's-foot umbrella stand."
- S345: "There's an old-fashioned elephant's foot umbrella stand beside the
- garden doorway."
- S346: "This dark, steep staircase zigzagging through the house once gave the
- servants access throughout. But those days are long gone and now all the doors
- are locked up."
- S347: "This is a city side street, but as if seen through the grey of despair.
- People stream by, some of whom you almost recognise, as if dead. The street
- runs east-west, and to the north is a doorway into a grubby tenement building."
- S348: "This shambolic flat, extending to the east, shares a filthy hallway with
- the one upstairs. To the south, passers-by pass by along the street.
- Peeling-away posters have been stuck up on top of each other on the walls, in
- such a way that you can only read the most recent."
- S349: ""Bateaux Phlebas - toujours le dernier mot". You briefly wish you had a
- dog called Toto, so as to be able to say "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in
- England any more.""
- S350: "What a very useful piece of paper. Pity there's writing on it."
- S351: "Flats occupied by starving-but-noble artists can be romantic and stylish
- despite the squalor. This one, however, is simply a one-room hovel, caked with
- paint, littered with brushes and improvised easels, and you can't help standing
- on tiptoe here."
- S352: "One whole wall is an Impressionist mural painting of a yellow chair."
- S353: "One whole wall is an Impressionist mural painting of lilies on a pond."
- S354: "One whole wall is an Impressionist mural painting of a chateau in
- Aix-en-Provence."
- S355: "One whole wall is an Impressionist mural painting of nude bathers."
- S356: "One whole wall is an Impressionist mural painting of a waitress at a
- bar."
- S357: "One whole wall is an Cubist mural painting of a woman with a plate of
- fish on her head."
- S358: "One whole wall is an abstract Cubist mural painting."
- S359: "One whole wall is an Pre-Raphaelite mural painting of the Virgin Mary
- looking up at the light."
- S360: "One whole wall is an Impressionist mural painting of a woman with a
- parasol."
- S361: "One whole wall is an pointillist mural painting of a scene in a park by
- a lake."
- S362: "an"
- S363: "The bottom corner is signed simply "Helene"."
- S364: "The stairs end at a shabby room, with screened windows, lit by incense
- sticks and sevenbranched candelabra. A doorway with a hanging bead curtain
- leads west. In the centre of the room is a table, on which is an electric bell
- push and a wicked Tarot pack."
- S365: "Peculiarly, the hanging curtain seems to be solid iron when you walk
- into it."
- S366: "She has a bad cold, but nevertheless is known to be the wisest woman in
- Europe."
- S367: "Hood, scythe, skeleton, implacable grin: yes, it's the Reaper all
- right."
- S368: "It's vital you slide right along with this one."
- S369: "Don't worry, he won't slide down the cliff."
- S370: "The Fool is a man looking directly ahead as he steps off the edge of a
- cliff."
- S371: "He's one of my colleagues now, of course."
- S372: "Those are pearls that were his eyes..."
- S373: "an"
- S374: "Shoddy workmanship, but never mind, it's only a staff and who needs
- those any more?"
- S375: "Down at the end of the street, the brown urban waters carry by
- unpleasant rubbish, and rats scuttle up and over the mounds washed up around
- you."
- S376: "People had no style in those days, before they invented paper tissues. I
- mean this tatty cloth is hardly attractive, is it?"
- S377: "On one especially repellent mound is, of all things, a fine silk
- handkerchief."
- S378: "Monogrammed J. A. P., but that's no great matter."
- S379: "The side reads: PHLEBAS."
- S380: "Moored close to the bank is a glass-roofed tourist boat."
- S381: "On the far bank is a glass-roofed tourist boat. As much as you like to
- explore, you can't see how to attract its attention."
- S382: "A tourist river-boat, glass-roofed. You can climb out to the shore to
- the east. At the helm is a very strange man, at times almost a straw dummy,
- almost perhaps a hollow cut-out made of paper. He (or it) turns the wheel and
- casts his eyes to windward."
- S383: "the"
- S384: "Every now and then he whimpers."
- S385: "The hollow man mechanically says: "Where to, guv'nor? Me with my big
- mouth, I gone and done it again, calling you the guv'nor. I was down Margate
- Sands way once, had a bloke come on board, he thought any old destination would
- do, like a real place, like anywhere was real... We are the hollow men, I says,
- he didn't like that... Hurry up, please, it's time.""
- S386: "A dry, desolate waste of buildings borders here on a main road, so full
- of black-suited pedestrians off to work at banks that you can't force your way
- any further east. Once in a while a few of the bowler-hatted army step into the
- street and down some steps below a Metropolitan sign."
- S387: "You can't force your way through the tide of bankers."
- S388: "This is a vast underground station in great rectangular caverns, deep
- beneath the streets. You are outside the ticket gates, near a flight of steps
- back up to the city, and since you haven't a ticket you're likely to stay that
- way."
- S389: "Back up the stairs for you. Call yourself a traveller..."
- S390: "Behind a kiosk, a surly-looking man is selling guide books and maps."
- S391: "His jumper is unstriped, and there are no onions around his neck.
- Nonetheless he has a rather Gallic, disgruntled look to him. Perhaps he's a
- former Socialist cabinet minister."
- S392: "Burn it! Burn it at once!"
- S393: "What a very useful map! Now you can go on holiday."
- S394: "Just the way you remember yours having been."
- S395: "The Museum of Arcana is deserted after nightfall and only dimly lit by
- distant sodium street-lamps. Outside it is a stormy October night and rain
- beats against the windowpanes. Shadows swoop and dive in the air like bats.
-
- The revolving door to northeast, which leads out, seems to be solidly blocked
- off. But a dim passage runs south, through a strange metal corridor."
- S396: "There's no apparent way but south."
- S397: "Why not go northeast and look inside?"
- S398: "A publicity poster is displayed for passers-by outside to see."
- S399: "One of those pretentious exhibition posters. Your German is just about
- adequate to the task:
-
- "Cults of the Druids - a Major Retrospective, October-November 1988"."
- S400: "Inside one quarter of the cramped revolving door, which is blocked off
- from the world outside and opens only onto the foyer, southwest."
- S401: "To north and east are the walls of the door."
- S402: "The door only turns clockwise."
- S403: "You stand within it."
- S404: "A colourful, striped inflated beach ball bounces around."
- S405: "A great square gloomy room, just south of the foyer. There are square
- lintelled doorways east and west. The storm is dark, and the windows are high,
- but there's just enough light to see by."
- S406: "There's nothing worthwhile in it."
- S407: "Resting on a little display table is a Tarot box."
- S408: "A long painted still life graces one wall near a corner."
- S409: "A disturbing painting, perhaps by Edvard Munch, this is a still life of
- a seedling on a table, surrounded by a rusty iron rod with a star on the end, a
- glass bottle, a lamp and a bunch of keys. No doubt these arcane objects held
- some special significance for primitive tribes now absorbed into civilisation."
- S410: "A dark staircase, turning from east to south as it descends. The hideous
- sound of arhythmic chanting can be heard from below."
- S411: "On one step, an empty matchbook lies discarded."
- S412: "Ah, I fear it is only a token clue."
- S413: "It's from the Ruined Castle Cafe, and (like the Cafe) is matchless."
- S414: "A stone castle on a hill."
- S415: "It leads nowhere."
- S416: "A single bright light in the darkness."
- S417: "Ugh, what a nasty bright light. Good thing you'll never go there."
- S418: "There's less to this card than meets the eye."
- S419: "Andromeda chained to a rock on the sea-shore."
- S420: "What an ugly girl! Bet she's good for a laugh though."
- S421: "It leads nowhere."
- S422: "It shows a great many crystal-glass cups and glasses."
- S423: "An old administrative office of the museum, emptied and made into a
- prison cell: amateur but effective."
- S424: "There's definitely no way out of here."
- S425: "an"
- S426: "Just a crook. And what's wrong with crooks, that's what I say."
- S427: "As you might expect, the cell door is closed."
- S428: "An annexe to the museum, containing sundry archaelogical finds, badly
- labelled in German (which you can hardly read at the best of times) and
- securely pinioned inside glass cabinets. The storm outside thrashes against the
- narrow dark windows."
- S429: "One cabinet looks particularly vulnerable."
- S430: "You could just look inside the broken glass cabinet."
- S431: "A smooth palm-sized disc, perhaps of pumice stone, painted in yellows
- and browns with a single star motif, around which (clockwise) are the words
- "nog", "er", "ska" and "iw". If you remember the label rightly, something funny
- has been done to a piece of metal embedded in the top, but your German wasn't
- up to understanding what."
- S432: "Doesn't the shape strike you as familiar at all? - There, that should
- point you in the right direction."
- S433: "You need more evidence before you can begin deciphering the language, I
- fear."
- S434: "Only one line has survived intact:
-
- .<anoppe> an-spe : ska er nog-er an-ge : to-ro-ma ka ur Al-x-an-dr u bir ka
- ur-a an-ge ur"
- S435: "This crowded, bohemian cafe bears only a passing resemblance to the
- ruined castle of the Tarot card: the decor imitates castle walls and
- arrowslits. You find yourself sitting at a table for one in the centre of the
- cafe floor. It is noisy, bustling and cheery, and a string quartet plays
- Strauss under the chattering of German voices. Your chances of attracting a
- waiter are very slight."
- S436: "The crowd is lively and exciting, but also inconsiderate and bulky."
- S437: "It contains a timer-detonator, a bundle of plastic explosives and many,
- many wires. The most obvious ones are green, red, blue and black. They would
- pull out of their loose sockets in the timer easily, so perhaps this bomb
- disposal nonsense isn't as tricky as people make out."
- S438: "Taped loosely to the underside of the table is a complicated-looking
- bomb."
- S439: "Time flies down here, you know. Eternity simply breezes by."
- S440: "Good photographic gear that. You didn't get it from a... well, a bomb, I
- hope."
- S441: "This basement room is filled with crate after crate of glasses and cups,
- enough for an entire hotel, or restaurant perhaps. Almost anything might be
- hidden among them. A little light comes in from an opaque skylight which is at
- street level outdoors. There is no way out of here, since the only door is shut
- tight."
- S442: "There's no apparent way out of here."
- S443: "Through the square window in the door you can see a bar at which staff
- are serving, and a very crowded and lively cafe-restaurant beyond. The cabaret
- act has her back to you, and a considerable amount of her front to the diners."
- S444: "numerous"
- S445: "Old, unwanted, dusty, empty."
- S446: "The great challenge, of course, is to get a ship inside."
- S447: "An unlabelled whisky bottle, laid on its side and mounted on a wood
- plaque, lies deservedly unwanted on one of the crates."
- S448: "Oh, well done! Why not take a closer look, you deserve it?"
- S449: "Within the whisky bottle is a model sailing ship, far too large to have
- passed the neck."
- S450: "The great challenge, of course, is to get it inside a bottle."
- S451: "A superb model sailing ship, about six inches from prow to stern,
- immaculate in every detail from an anchor on a filigree chain to a carved
- mermaid up front."
- S452: "The great challenge, of course, is to get it inside a bottle."
- S453: "A tightly-folded bundle of sticks, about six inches long, with a
- filigree chain and anchor hanging from it."
- S454: "The rocks are too dangerous. You'll have to scale the cliff."
- S455: "Chained to the cliff face is the beautiful Andromeda, looking nobly out
- to sea as she awaits her fate."
- S456: "Andromeda's"
- S457: "A long clasp of amber, perfect for long straggly Greek hair."
- S458: "Mmm... it still has her perfume on it. Hehehehe. Bet she's dead now."
- S459: "On top of some exposed cliffs on the Mediterranean. A dangerous slither
- down leads on one side to the shore, all other ways down being even more
- hazardous. Atop the cliffs is the Pharos tower, a round stone pinnacle
- lighthouse, but there is no way in from here.
-
- A grassy walk leads east, and a narrow crack leads southwest into a cave
- mouth."
- S460: "There's only dull grassland that way."
- S461: "A long clifftop walk by the sea, from the lighthouse to the west to the
- village not far east. These fields are occupied by herds of hardy mountain
- goats, continually butting each other and frisking. To the south a path leads
- across sparse grassland to a great outgrowth of some kind."
- S462: "There's only dull grassland that way."
- S463: "A long walk along the cliffs from the lighthouse leads naturally here,
- just outside the Eraina Taverna, whose open doorway lies to the south."
- S464: "There's only dull grassland that way."
- S465: "Only a small, thorny, unclimbable fig tree."
- S466: "Legend has it that the Roman emperor Augustus was killed by his wife
- Livia, who painted the figs on his tree with poison. Actually it looks like a
- perfectly nice piece of fruit."
- S467: "Hanging from a low branch of a fig tree is, as you might expect, a fig."
- S468: "Good enough for a god."
- S469: "You can ask a god for a date, but they just don't give a fig."
- S470: "A plain but cheery taverna, fill of miserable and rather ashamed men who
- are drinking retsina heavily. The day is dawning outside the north door, but
- they strangely do not share your uplifted feeling at the sight."
- S471: "The tavern entrance is to the north."
- S472: "A speciality dessert of the Taverna: ice cream, kateifi, raspberry
- sauce, cream. An acquired taste."
- S473: "Left untouched on one table is an Ekmek Special dessert."
- S474: "Better with chocolate ice cream, I think."
- S475: "Doesn't somebody else need this more than you?"
- S476: "Morose and unconvivial at the best of times. This is not the best of
- times."
- S477: "Behind the bar, a depressed bartender polishes glasses."
- S478: "The rather sparse rolling landscape is dominated here by a massive, and
- suspiciously unnatural, wall of thorns, which forms a great ring about an area
- perhaps a hundred yards in diameter. There are goat pastures to the north."
- S479: "There's only dull grassland that way."
- S480: "A ragged gap in the wall has been burnt out to the south."
- S481: "The wall rustles and clashes its thorns like a beast alive."
- S482: "It's hard to imagine what could possibly shift a wall like that."
- S483: "Here inside the thorn wall, a north-south path leads across sacred earth
- into the imposing marble Temple of Zeus. You feel distinctly uneasy walking on
- such hallowed turf. There are any number of myths about gods getting cross
- about that sort of thing."
- S484: "The wall of thorns hems you in."
- S485: "The beautiful candle-lit Temple of Zeus, a cavern of marble pillars
- which is quite empty and featureless save for the entrance at the north. So
- much for all the rumours about hoards of treasure - it looks as if Zeus (who
- is, by the way howling with anger outside) was bluffing all along.
-
- Cloisters lead southeast and southwest, deeper into the temple."
- S486: "one"
- S487: "On one side, a man's face: on the other, a symbol, I. One obol, or
- one-sixth of a drachma."
- S488: "This currency is only valid in ancient Greece. Where on earth have you
- been?"
- S489: "The east cloister of the Temple, which turns from northwest to
- southwest, is bare but for a small niche."
- S490: "an"
- S491: "Resting in the niche is an inscribed pumice stone, two feet tall."
- S492: "Whoever wrote this must have wanted to get the message across very
- badly, to write it all out twice."
- S493: "Along the west cloister, turning from northeast to southeast, is a broad
- bas relief depicting the seasons: the planting of seed, high summer, the
- harvest, floods and then the coming of ice."
- S494: "A curious symbol is repeated along the top of the relief."
- S495: "Here from the dark heart of the temple, cloisters fork northeast and
- northwest while a flight of narrowing steps lead down and to the north."
- S496: "The blind poet Homer half-slumbers here, clutching his syrinx (or
- Pan-pipes) to himself."
- S497: "Homer is wearing a Columbo-style raincoat."
- S498: "Homer sits half-awake, clutching his syrinx."
- S499: "Homer glares at you through sightless eyes."
- S500: "Homer is asleep again, his syrinx tight in his arms."
- S501: "the"
- S502: "Marvellous! A sound to soothe the spirit."
- S503: "Carefully cut from river reeds, these once belonged to Homer himself. As
- you may recall."
- S504: "The fabled Labyrinth seems only to consist of a broad cross. Arms run to
- northeast, northwest, southeast and southwest, while a flight of stone steps
- widens and climbs south."
- S505: "The two-foot opening is clear again."
- S506: "the"
- S507: ""ka-i ur-a re-im ka an-ge""
- S508: "There are extremely scuffed and faded inscriptions at the centre of the
- cross."
- S509: "Beside the inscriptions is an opening in the floor, about two feet
- square."
- S510: "The opening is securely wedged with the stone."
- S511: "The opening is securely wedged with the prop."
- S512: "A foul, musty bone pit, beneath the cross, where sacrificial victims
- were once dropped and "forgotten"."
- S513: "Lying on top of crushed, broken bones, in plain view, is a gleaming gem
- of amber."
- S514: "Embedded within is the body of a fly. Scratched upon one face is the
- word "GALITA"."
- S515: "Isn't there some classical legend about her?"
- S516: "This cross-corner is inlaid with carvings of fish, of the waves, of
- great casting nets sweeping through the water.
-
- The Labyrinth lies to southwest."
- S517: "This cross-corner is surrounded with carvings of wheat swaying in the
- breeze, bathed with sunshine.
-
- The Labyrinth lies to southeast."
- S518: "This cross-corner is decorated with carvings of massed ranks of hoplite
- warriors, advancing into battle.
-
- The Labyrinth lies to northwest."
- S519: "This cross-corner is decorated with carvings of grape-vines and barrels.
-
- The Labyrinth lies to northeast."
- S520: "A fine statue of the god Poseidon stands here."
- S521: "A fine statue of the goddess Demeter stands here."
- S522: "A fine statue of the god Ares stands here."
- S523: "A fine statue of the god Dionysus stands here."
- S524: "A dry cave opening from a crack to the northeast, becoming a fair-sized
- cavern, furnished with bronze and lit by trestle lamps chained from the
- ceiling."
- S525: "the"
- S526: "The Oracle, the masked priestess of Apollo, stands here behind an
- obsidian altar-stone, three cubits cubed: to her side is a bronze urn, mouthing
- perpetual flame."
- S527: "the"
- S528: "In the centre of the cave rests an obsidian altar stone with a flaming
- bronze urn."
- S529: "The altar stone, sometimes called "Omphalos" or "the navel", bears an
- odd cross or plus sign and is fabled to mark the centre of the world.
-
- Around the side of the urn are reliefs of feasts, of oxen being tracked and
- sacrificed, of the gathering of fruit and the making of cheese."
- S530: "The god Apollo moves in mysterious ways, for another fig has appeared on
- the tree."
- S531: "Being a lighthouse, this pinnacle is way up in the air. Point taken?"
- S532: "A brown-tinted frieze, depicting hunters and spear-carriers, surrounds
- this dark stair-well, which has no exit except for a spiral staircase leading
- back up."
- S533: "The decorated strip of entablature between the architrave and the
- cornice, in the Attic style circa fifth century B.C.
-
- Well, you did ask."
- S534: "the"
- S535: "the"
- S536: "the"
- S537: "the"
- S538: "There is a storm tossing the deck, one which drives no rain: you reel
- from one side to the other, hanging onto the rail, grabbing at the mast or the
- rigging. Nobody else seems to be aboard. The boat makes no headway in a
- strange, glassy mist.
-
- The mast rises dizzyingly high.
-
- You can't even make out the water below. A great pink haze spreads across the
- sky. With omens like these, who needs albatrosses?"
- S539: "The deck runs fore to aft (as all decks do)."
- S540: "the"
- S541: "Down might be a better idea."
- S542: "Coming up here must be one of your less inspired ideas. The mist is all
- around you, confusing your senses. Two pale, bluish moons hang in a pink sky."
- S543: "A flagpole juts out portwards from the top of the mast, far too
- insubstantial to bear any weight. From it hangs the ensign of the British
- Merchant Navy (which you could just reach the bottom of)."
- S544: "The flagpole juts out to port with the prevailing... wind?"
- S545: "The flag has fluttered to a heap on deck."
- S546: "Piece of advice - it's never very comfortable wrapping yourself in the
- Flag."
- S547: "Broad, heavy, scarlet cloth, halfway between a silken sheet and a
- carpet, with a cross and a Union Jack in one corner."
- S548: "an"
- S549: "A plain old piece of timber."
- S550: "An old timber prop, once the spar of a main mast."
- S551: "The broken flagpole, a plain timber spar, lies beside the mast."
- S552: "You stand in the triangular prow of the ship, which is graced by a
- carved and painted figurine and named the "Lady Magdalena". There is no sign of
- water, but the boat is rocked too often for it to be aground. And the glassy
- mist hangs ahead."
- S553: "Oh, you startled me for a moment there! I am getting flighty."
- S554: "In the Lady Magdalena's loose grip is a traditional sailor's good-luck
- token: a green-leafed branch, to attract the gulls of an approaching shore."
- S555: "The square stern of the ship looks out south, not onto receding waves,
- but to what seems a tunnel through dense, glassy mist. You can faintly make out
- an odd, pale reddish sand bank in the distance."
- S556: "The boat runs fore."
- S557: "The top of the anchor chain is wound around the capstan, a great wheel
- on the deck beside you. The chain disappears over the side."
- S558: "In the lush, verdant (which is to say, under-cared for) gardens of
- Meldrew House, where a stream gurgles pleasantly as it meanders through reeds.
- The house rises up high above you to the south and you dare not be seen from
- the windows by the rest of the family, so you'll have to go northwest, deeper
- into the gardens, or else east along a path hugging the wall."
- S559: "The Hall is not safely climbable."
- S560: "Better not... you'd be seen from the Orangery."
- S561: "Better not... you'd be seen from the Library."
- S562: "Better not... you'd be seen from the Old Ballroom."
- S563: "The bulk of the Hall is in your way."
- S564: "On the house wall is a coal bunker, whose door stands open."
- S565: "On the house wall is a coal bunker, whose loading door is shut."
- S566: "The east-west path along the foot of Meldrew Hall ends here at one of
- the carved walls bordering the garden."
- S567: "You'd be seen from the Library that way."
- S568: "You'd be seen from the Old Ballroom that way."
- S569: "There's no door into the Hall."
- S570: "The walls of the Hall are unclimbable to someone suffering from your
- degree of vertigo."
- S571: "The stone wall blocks further passage east."
- S572: "A shrub is being nursed in a wide round tub in the centre of the path,
- sheltered behind the wall."
- S573: "The garden wall once bore painted carvings, but they have fallen into
- disrepair."
- S574: "The timber lid stands open beside the shrub, revealing the old
- barrel-hatch."
- S575: "Beside the shrub is a timber hatch, three feet across."
- S576: "You stand in the shade of a great plane tree, seedlings for which were
- brought back from Spain by an ancestor of yours in 1806. To the southeast is a
- stream, to the west is a small clearing and to the north a single break in the
- green privet hedge marks the entrance to the famously difficult Meldrew Hall
- Maze. A signpost reading "To the Mosaic" points east across the lawn."
- S577: "Several hundred years of rolling have made this a rather fine patch of
- grass, between the privet hedge (north), the plane tree (west) and the mosaic
- (east). Unfortunately, it is adorned with all the really ugly ornaments
- (gnomes, plaster nymphs, stone windmills to grow flowers in), this being the
- corner of the garden least visible from the house."
- S578: "The options appear to be east or west."
- S579: "Prominent amongst these is a plaster statuette, a bust of a woman."
- S580: "It stands four feet high. At the base is an engraving: "Self-Portrait,
- H.M. '54". (It's presumably not by Her Majesty the Queen, though.)"
- S581: "The lawn is lightly coated with broken plaster and dust, and in the spot
- where the statuette once stood is a dark, ancient well."
- S582: "You can make out nothing below, and the well is too small to climb
- down."
- S583: "This sunken corner of the garden has been excavated and then covered
- over with tough perspex to protect it from visitors' shoes. It consists of a
- time-worn Roman mosaic, divided into four quadrants, each showing scenes of
- idealised Roman life. There was probably a villa on this site, but your family
- has never been keen on archaeologists so the excavations went no further."
- S584: "From here you can climb back up to the lawn."
- S585: "Made of terra-cotta and ceramic fragments, it has held together
- surprisingly well."
- S586: "Splendid, you're having a ball. I do hope you hit it off."
- S587: "A hard wooden ball, palm-sized, rolls about across the mosaic."
- S588: "A clearing at the edge of the garden, surrounded by walls and the privet
- hedges of the maze. To the east is the plane tree, to the west an opening in
- the wall makes a garage entrance and to the south is a small vegetable garden."
- S589: "A recently-turned vegetable garden, using up a shady corner of the
- garden. The patch testifies more to good intentions than horticulture."
- S590: "From this corner, you can only go back to the clearing."
- S591: "A giant runner-bean plant leads up vertiginously into the sky from
- here."
- S592: "Only a runner-bean plant graces the vegetable garden."
- S593: "At the top of the beanstalk, in amongst the clouds. There is no safe way
- to go from here except back down, not surprisingly. A dangerous way might be to
- step out onto the clouds to the north, but even if this is a fairy-tale it
- would be taking a lot on trust."
- S594: "The clouds are too tenuous that way."
- S595: "A modest brick garage, built into the garden walls. A big open doorway
- leads east onto the clearing."
- S596: "A motorised garden roller of the kind you sit inside, among whose simple
- controls is a big on/off switch."
- S597: "The garden roller sits here, its engine still running."
- S598: "A big motorised garden roller is parked here."
- S599: "The funny thing is, they didn't have weedkillers in the early nineteenth
- century, and yet they still planned some marvellous gardens."
- S600: "If squeezed, it squirts weed killer over the ground. There are many
- warning labels about getting it on one's hands."
- S601: "In the shadows is a weed killer bottle."
- S602: "Do you think there's anywhere in the garden particularly suitable for
- such an implement?"
- S603: "Hanging from a hook is a bladed agricultural implement."
- S604: "A magnificent view of the gardens would be yours, were it not for the
- branches and leaves which surround you. You can make out Aunt Jemima up at one
- of the conservatory windows, but hide from her view. Down below, the
- privet-hedge layout of the maze can be seen through the lower branches."
- S605: "No, don't go out on a limb."
- S606: "the"
- S607: "A maze of green privet passages, all alike."
- S608: "The privet hedges are in the way."
- S609: "This is an old stone patio in the heart of the garden maze. A missing
- flagstone offers an intriguing dark prospect beneath."
- S610: "The privet hedges are in the way."
- S611: "Up? Are we playing the same game?"
- S612: "Sticking out of some soft earth is a perfectly-carved marble rose."
- S613: "Perfection set in stone. Not a gift for mortal women!"
- S614: "This flagstoned rampart on the hillside looks across the valley, down
- (unfortunately) to the motorway below. Coaches pass by, reminding you of the
- rapidly approaching time when visitors will have to be let in again for the
- summer. The only safe way to go is back east into the maze. To one side is a
- plaque."
- S615: "The hillside is too steep."
- S616: ""This viewpoint, one of the finest in the county, was laid down by
- Capability Meldrew, a well-known landscape gardener of his day. It was intended
- as one of the rewards of the garden maze, and was constructed c. 1808 after an
- earlier folly on the site collapsed.""
- S617: "A miniature plastic etching rests on the plaque."
- S618: "What's the point of a drawing so small it might almost be a playing
- card?"
- S619: "No larger than a playing card, it depicts the Folly which used to stand
- on the hillside outcrop."
- S620: "This is a rampart on the hillside, a natural ledge leading east. Down
- below in the valley, rough cottages surround a church. Labourers toil in the
- fields, and a hay wain is being pulled across the river.
-
- Towering over you is a monstrously awful piece of architecture, a Folly. The
- freestanding tower has no appreciable purpose and no apparent entrance. The
- latter is just as well since it looks extremely unsafe."
- S621: "The hillside is too steep."
- S622: "Decidedly unsteady."
- S623: "Whatever you do, it'll always be a bean pole."
- S624: "A bean pole, of the kind used to grow climbing plants, rests against the
- side of the tower."
- S625: "A square grid of plots of grass and seedbeds, all alike."
- S626: "Capability Meldrew and his gang of workmen are delicately planting a
- sapling plane tree here. Your disturbance annoys them immensely and you are
- immediately arrested for vagrancy and theft. After a few months in prison, you
- are hauled up before the County Assizes and sentenced..."
- S627: "You're strolling on a pleasant bricked path, passing from the outer
- rooms of Meldrew Hall to a track through the eastern side of the garden."
- S628: "Named by some family wag generations back, this is a restful hedge
- garden, crowned with a summer house to the north, widening out to a broad
- croquet lawn east."
- S629: "A flock of sparrows crowds around the gutters of the summer house. Every
- now and then one flits up and lands somewhere else, and they bustle about
- chirpily."
- S630: "An old wooden summer house, reeking of varnish and uncertain beneath
- your feet. Several segments of the tall glass many-sided pyramidal roof are
- missing and others are cracked, but this is still somehow a homely and
- welcoming retreat. The only entrance is also the only exit."
- S631: "Croquet is the Devil's own game!"
- S632: "It's for mashing croquet potatoes."
- S633: "A croquet mallet stands by one wooden wall."
- S634: "How easily are the weak mesmerised by baubles."
- S635: "It is beautifully polished, and captivates the eye. You could stare for
- hours..."
- S636: "Something golden hangs by a chain from a loose pane in the roof, but
- it's too high up to reach."
- S637: "Among dense hedges by the shabby wood-slatted back of the summer house.
- Dark scratchy branches hem you in, but you could scramble down to the west or
- out onto the croquet lawn southeast."
- S638: "You could easily squeeze past the loose board south into the summer
- house."
- S639: "One board of the back wall is noticeably loose, making a good-sized
- crack."
- S640: "Through the crack you can see the summer house."
- S641: "your"
- S642: "Not at all shy when on his own territory."
- S643: "The squirrel sits here, watchfully pecking away at the nuts."
- S644: "The lawn is enclosed on all sides, but for a gap back west."
- S645: "There are six arched hoops in a croquet set, arranged around a central
- peg. These ones have been safely anchored in place since the lawn was laid out
- in, oh, Midsummer 1923 if family lore is to be believed."
- S646: "A good strong strongbox, buried for two centuries and now unearthed; it
- bears a fine gothic iron lock, and a tasteless coat of arms (a wild boar
- rampant)."
- S647: "You might have read about this. One of your ancestors is the key,
- perhaps?"
- S648: "A very old instrument for measuring altitudes, this is all that remains
- of Sir Joshua Meldrewe's stolen hoard of gold. There is an eyepiece."
- S649: "A mighty fine instrument, though not much use hand-held."
- S650: "The rich loam, the silver of earthworms, the dignity of toil... none of
- these pastoral consolations is yours as you scrabble in the dirt."
- S651: "This is a murky hillside cave, whose mouth opens to the northeast,
- though a tight squeeze might lead a little way west. Outside is a clear starry
- night. There is no traffic noise, and the air smells fresh."
- S652: "Hanging up on an iron bracket is a flaming torch."
- S653: "an"
- S654: "It is a summary of the writings of a polemical monk called Gildas, and
- relates to events following the fall of the tyrant Vortigern at the turn of the
- fifth century A.D. After dark decades of pillage by Saxon mercenaries, Britain
- was reunited by Ambrosius Aurelianus and then defended at the Battle of Badon
- Hill, some time in the early years of the sixth century.
-
- This remarkable victory was of no religious significance, so Gildas does not
- dwell upon it. He tends only to mention bad kings and leaders, and then chiefly
- to insult them. (Talking about Gildas is an excellent way to annoy an
- Anglo-Saxon historian.) Nobody even knows where Badon Hill is any more, or
- anything else about it, although some students of Welsh poetry believe
- Ambrosius was the source of the legend of King Arthur."
- S655: "An uncomfortable spur of rock on the hillside crags. The only natural
- access to this spot is a crevice in the hill to the east, but there is also a
- securely fastened rope hanging down into the darkness."
- S656: "The crags are too precipitous."
- S657: "You are hanging perilously on a hemp rope, suspended from an overhang of
- rock above, which drops down into the darkness of the valley. On the tracks
- below, patrols of men can be heard, and you feel instinctively that they are
- not friendly."
- S658: "Up and down are it, quite frankly."
- S659: "A single yellow daisy grows from a little tuft of grass on the crags."
- S660: "The geography is strangely familiar here. You are on a natural shelf on
- the hillside, overlooking the valley below. An all-but invisible cleft in the
- rock leads to a cave to the southwest, and the slope can safely be traversed to
- the east.
-
- It is a brightly moonlit night, cool as in late spring. There will be a sharp
- frost tomorrow. Down in the valley, a great cartwheel circle of camp fires
- illuminate some dark shapes, perhaps crude encampments. There is no other sign
- of civilisation."
- S661: "The hillside is too steep."
- S662: "You stand beside a Roman villa, whose columns cast shadows of an Empire
- in the moonlight. It is thirty years since the fall of the West, and Britain is
- cut off from the continent, where soon even the existence of the Anglis will
- become a myth. This villa has survived the pestilence and devastation of the
- civil war, and although it must be a couple of centuries old, it is still
- standing. From here you could cut across the hillside east to west, or slip in
- through a none-too-secure timber door."
- S663: "A stream runs past the villa and cascades down the hillside here, to
- join the river far below, near the Roman road which will, in 1500 years time,
- become the motorway which so spoils the view from your back garden. A rough
- ladder of wood lashed together with leather rests against the villa at the
- lowest point of the tiled roof."
- S664: "You climb the ladder and are about to jump onto the roof when you catch
- sight of a man swaddled in animal furs, spreadeagled over the tiles, looking
- down into the central courtyard of the villa. He has a nasty-looking sword and
- since he hasn't seen you, you quietly shin back down the ladder again."
- S665: "The shadowy cloisters of the villa's atrium. You disturb a fieldmouse,
- and hear the scratching of tiny claws on stone. Moonlight filters in from the
- central courtyard to the south, and a rotten timber door leads back north."
- S666: "Resting against one pillar is a horn made from a tusk, mounted on a long
- spear-like pole."
- S667: "The central well of the villa, ringed with columns. On the north side is
- a cloister and stone-linteled doorways lead east, south and west. The central
- floor area is commanded by a beautiful Roman mosaic, quartered into individual
- scenes, around the edges of which are vents from the hypocaust. There is no
- roof over the courtyard, and the atrium is lit by moonlight."
- S668: "The four quarters show white-beards in the Forum, farmers in Italian
- fields, a military fortification and a grain ship unloading at Ossia."
- S669: "Whatever function this spacious room once had, now it is evidently home
- to military men, for it is filled with crude armour, spears, rough blankets
- which are little more than animal hides. Fortunately for you the guards are
- absent."
- S670: "A crude six-sided die made from animal bone."
- S671: "a pair of"
- S672: "What was once the villa's triclinium, or kitchen, is now deserted and
- long since ransacked for metal. (Nobody lives on their own in this century, and
- this villa wouldn't be easy to defend.) A doorway to the east gives onto the
- atrium."
- S673: "The well has a hinged wooden cover. You can't tell by looking how deep
- it is."
- S674: "The hinged wooden cover is raised, revealing a circular well about a
- yard in diameter. It is very dark inside."
- S675: "In one corner is a hinged wooden cover of some kind, which is shut."
- S676: "You are clinging perilously to the walls of the deep and dangerous well.
- You can hardly see a thing, even with the aid of the torch, but curiously
- enough you feel warm air blowing across you from the east."
- S677: "Too risky. There might not be anything that way, for all you know."
- S678: "This very low almost-cellar underneath the atrium is a tiny access space
- for log fires which are kept going to provide a form of central heating for the
- villa. They are lit and going away nicely, interestingly. It isn't very warm by
- twentieth-century standards, but you have to admit it works.
-
- A tiny amount of light filters in from the vents in the roof; just enough to
- see by. The only way in seems to be the way you came."
- S679: "The log fires are hot, and anyway the only way out large enough for you
- is back west."
- S680: "the"
- S681: "A well-flagstoned forecourt at the villa entrance, surrounded by lesser
- wooden buildings. Some of these are in use as stables, and figures of men slip
- between them. You hide from sight, not wishing to draw attention to yourself.
- Up on the hill, where Meldrew Hall will one day be built, men on horseback can
- be seen circling the access track. For a deserted villa, this is certainly
- well-guarded."
- S682: "Well, here you are, imprisoned again. This time the cell is a tent of
- stitched animal hides, perhaps twenty feet in diameter, supported by a central
- pole. You have no idea where the entrance is, because you were blindfolded on
- the way in. There is at least a dim light from the camp-fires outside the
- tent."
- S683: "This tent doesn't seem to have an exit, either."
- S684: "He is dishevelled, wiry and unconscious. He is also covered with dust
- and leaves, as if he has been lying down on his front outdoors for hours."
- S685: "An unconscious Saxon spy is slumped on the ground. Occasionally faint
- noises can be heard from him."
- S686: "Luckily for you the tent, now collapsed, was hardly being watched at
- all, because all the attention is diverted to a ghastly ritual being carried
- out over beyond the camp-fires. But your luck cannot hold for long. You are so
- surrounded by hostile territory that you simply have nowhere to run or hide.
- Things are, not to put too fine a point on it, looking grim."
- S687: "Far, far too risky."
- S688: "An erratic glacial rock, which seems in the feverish firelight to make a
- natural dolmen, can be made out to the east, on the other side of an
- almost-extinguished campfire of hot coals."
- S689: "You stand beside the eerie dolmen, surrounded by the terrible noises and
- incantations of a druidic rite."
- S690: "Far, far too risky."
- S691: "I wouldn't wave that around if I were you!"
- S692: "Resting on top of the dolmen is a polished blue stone."
- S693: "You are transparent like a ghost."
- S694: "It is a frosty, clear night, but there is a scent of camp-fires burning
- in the distance. You are passing through the landscape as if a ghost, and all
- seems faintly unreal. To the east is one side of an animal-hide tent, but there
- is no way in from here. To southwest, some soldiers sit around the embers of a
- fire. There is a terrible sense of something about to happen."
- S695: "This is the tent of a thin, reedy man who wears no uniform but has an
- obvious and commanding presence. He has an aquiline, patrician nose and, at
- five feet four, is taller than anyone else present. The others are advisers,
- junior officers, scheming politicians and their like. They are keeping their
- distance from a trestle table at the north end of the tent."
- S696: "This is a kind of improvised shrine. A trestle table bears entrails,
- crude drawings sketched out on hide, and caged animals: draped beside it is a
- primitive tapestry of a bear reared up on its hind legs."
- S697: "Primal, bestial, terrifying."
- S698: "An absolute essential."
- S699: "On the table is a heavy iron mascot of some kind."
- S700: "The mascot is in the shape of an ankh, with a lemniscus (or infinity)
- symbol moulded onto it."
- S701: "Beside the table is a more substantial adviser, as if she too walks in
- this strange spirit plane. She is wearing frightening druidical robes, of
- strange pelts and furs, with nasty-looking charms around her neck. Every so
- often, she seems to catch sight of you out of the corner of her eye, but then
- look round and see nothing. The military men do not believe in her power, and
- yet... they treat her with respect."
- S702: "You can almost smell fear here. A motley platoon of soldiers are sitting
- about the embers of a fire. None are talking or sleeping, and the false good
- humour of the evening has died away. At first light, you realise, there will be
- a battle. It isn't a risk you'd like to run in their place. And there is a
- strange light already in the east... not yet a dawn, for the soldiers seem
- unaware of it."
- S703: "A standing stone, perhaps a glacial erratic, stands here and on top of
- it is a shining blue stone, whose brightness almost blinds you. You feel
- irresistably drawn to it, and your hand reaches out..."
- S704: "A strangely familiar, dusty passage, sloping down from a southern end
- bathed in hostile light to some kind of metal barrier in the north."
- S705: "Flurries of green luminescence whirl endlessly around you, west to east
- and over."
- S706: "The flurries have almost endless fascination... but you manage to tear
- your eyes away after, oh, an hour?"
- S707: "Your ghostly self is embedded in a diagonal downward shaft (descending
- to the east) entirely filled with dry sand. Solid flagstones line the walls."
- S708: "Flaming torches bracketed in the wall gutter as the last oxygen in the
- air is consumed, and the flicker of flame plays across the yellow-orange glaze
- of the tomb walls.
-
- This octagonal chamber is lined with Egyptian hieroglyphics. Sand spills across
- the floor from under the sole entrance, sealed by an ingenious stone slab."
- S709: "some"
- S710: "A kind of ship's wheel (of eight-spoked timber) is affixed to the
- northwest wall."
- S711: "A dismal crypt, disused, rainswept and strewn with leaves. Light streams
- in from the square hole in the roof. There are no bones or urns on show."
- S712: "The mural stands slightly to one side, revealing a passage leading
- downward."
- S713: "The south wall forms a giant bronze mural, which has stood the test of
- time."
- S714: "The mural depicts an old bearded wise man following a star in the
- western sky. He has his right arm around an attractive young woman and holds a
- bundle of wands with his left hand. Around the border are astrological symbols
- of all kinds, from Tarot suits to zodiacal constellations."
- S715: "An eerie passage, running down from an opening at the north to murky
- depths in the south. The walls are jagged, uneven and decorated with bones. An
- unpleasantly stale, charnel odour drifts in through a gap to the east."
- S716: "You appear to be standing on a wrought iron key."
- S717: "A figure-eight double ring, a long barrel and a finely-cut ten-groove
- claw: this is the ultimate in keys. It is superb."
- S718: "A long, winding, vile passage through the earth, running east to west.
- The distasteful odour grows stronger as you go east."
- S719: "Well, perhaps "sarcophagus" is a little melodramatic, but it's that kind
- of moment. This must be somewhere under the old parish church. You are stooped
- over inside a stone tomb, stained and crumbled with decay, broken only by a
- crevice you crawled in by. It is a nightmarish place."
- S720: "Nightmarishly, even the floor you kneel on is a fallen tombstone."
- S721: "The gist of the inscription is: "Henri Maladreue, obiit mcdlvi.""
- S722: "A large, grisly cave, deep under the garden, dimly lit and eerie.
- Darkness curls around the natural pillars of rock like a mist: and there is a
- peculiar, vaguely familiar odour to it. The only obvious routes out are an
- uneven passage climbing to the north and a crawl west."
- S723: "You bumped into something unpleasant there."
- S724: "Leading down."
- S725: "an"
- S726: "The odd smell seems to be ozone, and it drifts up from a previously
- concealed aluminium staircase."
- S727: "The cartoonist Heath Robinson used to specialise in drawings of
- fantastically complicated machines of string, pulleys, levers, counterweights,
- cogs, mice running about on wheels and the like. Just such a contraption fills
- the west end of this room, though most of the workings are behind a glass wall
- which, although running with age, is as solid as the day it was built. The
- parts are very old (hand-made, not machined) but uncorroded.
-
- The only way out appears to be via the crawl to the east."
- S728: "The north edge of the room is a big sheet of dull amber-coloured metal."
- S729: "Someone rather good-looking (you can't help thinking) is reflected in
- the metal surface."
- S730: "How tantalisingly valuable it seems."
- S731: "Solid, heavy, reliable, out of reach on the other side of the glass."
- S732: "You really should try to be more awestruck, for this is Merlin's cave,
- the hub of Creation. Every visitor perceives this place differently, according
- to his or her own myths and beliefs. Your particular creed being science, there
- is only a black metal one-metre cube with an unimpressive collection of gauges
- and dials. An aluminium staircase leads up."
- S733: "The lower, on, position is labelled "Determinism". The upper, off,
- position is labelled "Chance"."
- S734: "Particularly prominent are a large dial, like the volume control on an
- expensive hi-fi amplifier, and a big electrician's switch. Both are labelled in
- small print."
- S735: "Above the dial is a lower-case letter h with a slashed line through it.
- It is currently turned to 1.055 or thereabouts. There is something worryingly
- dangerous about its matter-of-factness."
- S736: "A treasure in every sense, but misted over, like condensation on a cold
- window. Odd shapes seem visible through the haze: a horse's head, castle walls,
- a priest's crook."
- S737: "Sitting on the grass, beside the well, is a glowing golden orb."
- S738: "You half-stand, half-float in a golden, misty sphere perhaps ten yards
- across, which slowly spins. The centre, out of reach and somehow insubstantial,
- is an eight-by-eight lattice of oblong crystals, bathed in warm pearly light."
- S739: "Images lurk about the array of oblong crystals."
- S740: "an"
- S741: "They are extremely hard to see and impossible to touch, as if you can
- only catch anything at all through the corner of your eye."
- S742: "A warm winter's night in the ancient city of Alexandria, on the
- Heptastadion causeway across the harbour to the Island of Pharos (to north).
- The Mediterranean waters lap against the land bridge, and the whole city
- (southeast) is lit up with torches: it is a night of celebration."
- S743: "The island of the Pharos: the lighthouse after which others are named,
- one of the Seven Wonders of the World, blazes into the sharp moonlit sky. It is
- 120 metres high, a circle on an octagon on a square.
-
- A light wind blows across the coastal defences. On this spot, seventy-two
- scholars first translated the Old Testament into Greek: shivering continuously
- if it was as chilly as this. A narrow causeway runs south across the harbour."
- S744: "The causeway is the only land route off the island."
- S745: "The Pharos is unclimbable, alas."
- S746: "That iron key seems to have washed up here..."
- S747: "...and there's the strange stone again."
- S748: "A rusty seaweed-wreathed iron grating lies open here."
- S749: "In one wall of the wave defences is a rusty seaweed-wreathed iron
- grating, closed up tight."
- S750: "The iron key, out of reach below, is glued somehow to the strange
- stone."
- S751: "Interestingly, a key which looks as if it would fit the grating can be
- seen inside the passage beneath."
- S752: "Oh dear, surely it's gratingly obvious what this fits?"
- S753: "Down on a dark stone jetty, where the waters of the Alexandrian harbour
- splash insistently. Rough-hewn steps rise up the island through the grating."
- S754: "A skiff (a small sail-boat) is moored up here."
- S755: "You could easily sail away: where you would end is at the mercy of the
- tides and the night breeze, since you have no idea how to guide a rudder or
- trim a sail."
- S756: "an"
- S757: "A cardioid of the kind favoured by Valentine's cards rather than
- surgeons.
-
- It reminds you oddly of one of the symbolic pieces in Monopoly - the ship, the
- hat and so on."
- S758: "There must be more to this marvellous figure somewhere."
- S759: "An adamantine heart lies in the skiff."
- S760: "As the skiff passes the jaws of the Royal Harbour, beneath the great
- Pharos light, you have a final view of the receding civilisation of Alexandria:
- ahead lies the vast, oil-calm Mediterranean and moonlight on the waters."
- S761: "The skiff is not under your control."
- S762: "You drift in the wide, peaceful Lunar sea. Curious fish, their
- yellow-green eyes gleaming beneath the silver ripples, brush past your wake:
- the night zephyr is almost slack but still you drift. Minutes pass like hours
- in paradise."
- S763: "You feel only a drug-like calm."
- S764: "The great crossroads at the heart of chlamys-shaped Alexandria, greatest
- city of the civilised world. The northwest-southeast road runs from the
- causeway to the Tower: the main road runs southwest from the Necropolis gate,
- northeast to the great public buildings of the city."
- S765: "A spacious, sombre, moonlit and magnificent valley of tombs, some brand
- new, just outside the walls of Alexandria (to the northeast). Already it is
- ancient. Most of the little termite-hill style pyramids have been invaded time
- after time: indeed, one pyramid's entrance gapes open to the south."
- S766: "This is no place to wander after dark."
- S767: "some"
- S768: "Birds of prey circle high in the night sky, their talons glinting in the
- moonlight."
- S769: "You stand near the tombstone to which the birds of prey were so
- inexplicably drawn."
- S770: "You stand near the tombstone, which has become rather more interesting
- now that a flight of steps downward has appeared."
- S771: "It bears just one word of epigram: "GALITA". Below that is a curious
- face, with an open empty socket of a mouth."
- S772: "An amber gem gleams in the mouth of its face."
- S773: "Are you sure it isn't inside out?"
- S774: "A cloak of many colours lies folded on it."
- S775: "A fine cloak, grey-lined, sapphire-encrusted, rippled across with
- rainbow fabrics from the trade routes of the world."
- S776: "A fine grey cloak, sapphire-encrusted, lined with rainbow fabrics from
- the trade routes of the world."
- S777: "Ransacked, dimly-lit, cramped and empty, this rough-built and uneven
- burial mound is to the Great Pyramids of Giza (built just a century before)
- what the summerhouse in your garden is to Windsor Castle. There are only dull
- painted writings, an unpleasant odour and a passage out to the north."
- S778: "some"
- S779: "One of the so-called Pyramid Texts making up the so-called "Book of the
- Dead". This dramatic passage seems to be devoted to wise men preparing their
- bodies to rise in the afterlife, anointing themselves with oil. An interesting
- motif of ten strokes, arranged
-
- III IIIIII I
-
- catches the eye."
- S780: "A perfectly-cut room of rose-coloured granite, twelve feet across,
- painted in yellows and browns to simulate alabaster panelling. This is the
- latest in modern funerary apartments.
-
- There's a couch for visitors, a table, a flight of steps up and a doorway to
- the west, flanked by two stone sphinxes."
- S781: "No grave would be complete without one."
- S782: "two"
- S783: "The sphinxes seem to stare balefully at you."
- S784: "A comfortable-looking wooden couch, covered with weave matting."
- S785: "One of the sphinxes does have rather a prominent nose, it must be said."
- S786: "Splendid."
- S787: "A perfectly-cut room of rose-coloured granite, twelve feet across,
- painted in yellows and browns to simulate alabaster panelling, at the foot of a
- flight of steps which leads only to a sealed wall."
- S788: "No grave would be complete without one."
- S789: "Stone sphinxes guard the west doorway, staring balefully at you."
- S790: "The weave matting on the couch is now in some disarray."
- S791: "A comfortable-looking wooden couch, covered with weave matting."
- S792: "two"
- S793: "Two Napoleonic officers stand awestruck as light splashes from their
- lanterns over the riches of the tomb."
- S794: "The officers wear the uniforms of the Emperor's 1798 occupation of the
- Nile Delta, and carry fine brass lanterns."
- S795: "The passage, descending from the east down to the west, is cut from
- marble, lined with painted scenes from the fashionable comedies of Menander,
- decorated with Alexandrian coloured glass ornaments.
-
- The expression "You can't take it with you" doesn't seem to be popular
- hereabouts."
- S796: "Just an east-west passage."
- S797: "You simply can't bear to look. It might be a monkey... at least it has a
- tail... No. No, you have to look away."
- S798: "Despite the tasteful decor, the most hideously ugly model animal you
- have ever seen sits on a little shelf here."
- S799: "Oh dear."
- S800: "Exquisite. Simply charming."
- S801: "The passage opens out onto the burial chamber below."
- S802: "Unfortunately, the passage slants down only into a solid marble wall."
- S803: "A really luxurious burial chamber, far beneath the entrance court.
-
- A yard-wide square channel runs away fractionally east of north, in an
- apparently endless stooped passage.
-
- On the west wall are three curious sockets, above a painting of a priest of the
- half-mythical pharoah Sosostris in full sceptred, grey-clad regalia."
- S804: "The passage rises sharply to the east."
- S805: "Drawn in the odd aspect favoured by the Egyptians, who believed in ideal
- angles rather than accurate drawing. The sceptre, only half the size of the
- large ones you once saw in the British Museum, looks oddly familiar.
-
- This close to the wall, you notice words written above the three sockets."
- S806: "Golden, kingfisher-blue, smoothly curved, immensely heavy, beautiful.
- And final, and dead."
- S807: "A beautiful gold and blue mummy case, or sarcophagus, rests massively
- here."
- S808: "the"
- S809: "The sceptre projects from the first socket like a handle."
- S810: "The sceptre projects from the second socket like a handle."
- S811: "The sceptre projects from the third socket like a handle."
- S812: "A copy, half-size, of the one from Tutenkhamun's sarcophagus. It isn't
- real gold, either."
- S813: "Of no use to anyone these last two thousand years, sorry!"
- S814: "The great lid of the coffin is open."
- S815: "You lie in the mummy case, your arms folded across each other, face
- grimaced, running out of air rapidly and with almost no room to maneouvre. The
- coffin lid is about ten times heavier than you, and its seal is very good."
- S816: "an"
- S817: "There must be more to this marvellous figure somewhere."
- S818: "It reminds you oddly of one of the symbolic pieces in Monopoly - the
- car, the boot and so on."
- S819: "An adamantine skull lies here, as if casually dropped by a god's hand."
- S820: "The great Stadium of Alexandria, with capacity enough to hold the whole
- population of the city: and it looks full. Olympic openings in the age of
- television have nothing on these people. The procession surges continually in,
- around the track and then out again, and amid the bustle you cannot push
- through."
- S821: "It would be easier to breathe back southwest."
- S822: "Tragically, the Theatre is closed tonight, but roads lead past the great
- stepped bowl: north toward the Palace, south to the Museum and west to the
- harbour-front."
- S823: "The main southwest-northeast road forks off with a road due north to the
- Theatre. Despite the kaleidoscopic din you are impressed by the sober majesty
- of the Museum of the Ptolemies, whose fine portico entrance, decked with
- reliefs, is southeast."
- S824: "Reliefs of the cat-god bestride the square-cut entrance. The fanaticism
- of the cult of the Cat in Lower Egypt has such a stranglehold that the image is
- everywhere. You remember reading somewhere that passers-by in the street have
- been torn to death before, just on suspicion of mistreating a sacred cat."
- S825: "This is not the famous Alexandrian tower (which is not due to be built
- by the Emperor Domitian for centuries), just an anonymous little monument on
- the same site. It is square-cut inside and there's only a small exit
- northwest."
- S826: "The heavily defaced door opens onto a staircase up."
- S827: "In one wall is a door heavily defaced with writings, the same word, over
- and over in a hundred tongues and scripts: the word "Sosostris", in fact."
- S828: "The stairs end at a shabby room, with screened windows, lit by incense
- sticks and sevenbranched candelabra. A doorway with a hanging bead curtain
- leads east. In the centre of the room is a table, which is bare."
- S829: "Peculiarly, the hanging curtain seems to be solid iron when you walk
- into it."
- S830: "Madame Sosostris stares at it fixedly as she meditates."
- S831: "Unmoving."
- S832: "Known to be the wisest woman in Asia Minor."
- S833: "Madame Sosostris, famous clairvoyante, meditates here."
- S834: "It needs to be left to mature, and yet there's something awfully
- familiar about it."
- S835: "You seem to have dislodged one of the wooden beams used by the tomb's
- builders: a useful length of greenish oak."
- S836: "Perhaps it could be put aside for later use."
- S837: "Ready to use."
- S838: "For me? Oh, you shouldn't have... oh, you didn't. Well give it to
- someone else then."
- S839: "A silver locket on a thin chain, with a heart-shaped picture of a knight
- placing a rose in his lady's hair. Quite nauseously romantic."
- S840: "Down by the sea-front, in the old harbourlands, surrounded by
- warehouses. The Mediterranean laps darkly against the hard, splashing an
- occasional wave up the slope. The city, and the party, lie back east."
- S841: "There's nowhere to go but the city, east."
- S842: "A grizzled sailor sits at a harbourside table."
- S843: "an"
- S844: "An inscribed six-sided die lies on the table in front of him."
- S845: "The sides you can see are labelled with short words."
- S846: "The celebrated Library of Alexandria, finest in the entire world,
- possessed of hundreds of thousands of books: where the ruling Ptolemies keep
- fanatic, infighting scholars almost imprisoned as they turn out rival
- commentaries on the ancient poems - hence the nickname.
-
- There is a little door to the south; a dusty corridor southeast; a thoroughfare
- east, and a grand entrance northwest."
- S847: "There is a pigeonhole mounted on one wall."
- S848: "A depository for scrolls."
- S849: "Surely this is addressed to someone?"
- S850: "An open-ended hollow tube, marked with a Greek capital Alpha."
- S851: "An open-ended hollow tube, marked with a Greek capital Kappa."
- S852: "Oh my. "I touch your... and the scent of you rises from... your
- beautiful..." I'd better not read the rest. Strictly for aficionados."
- S853: "All Greek to you, alas. Only a dozen lines or so, though."
- S854: "Oh my. Well, the plot, um, there are seven attackers, all with different
- shields, one for each of the seven city gates, and it's a civil war so of
- course the brothers are really in a duel and there are champions and the women
- are upset but it's all because of their brother who was really their father...
- Never mind. It's strictly for aficionados."
- S855: "All Greek to you, alas, and running on for 1000 lines or more."
- S856: "This small, dark (by night) room is a repository for Library supplies:
- above all, for lamp oil, which is stored in broad shallow earthenware troughs.
- Lucky your torch is electric, when you think about it. Anyway, a passage leads
- back north."
- S857: "the"
- S858: "The rather neglected hall for the accurate study of geography: as
- opposed to the lurid travellers' tales preferred by most writers in this
- slapdash century. Nobody is working here, and one can only file back
- northwest."
- S859: "In order to make sure the geographers don't get lost, the only exit is
- northwest."
- S860: "Protruding from a broken globe of the Earth (marked with very tentative
- and approximate maps) is the spindle, the only thing holding it together."
- S861: "Perhaps the best work of cartography likely for the next two thousand
- years, though it seems unlikely to last the next two hours."
- S862: "Don't go waving this about."
- S863: "Once the polar axis of a globe."
- S864: "A spacious, densely colonnaded corridor, its walls lined with inset
- shelves on which are scrolls beyond count, ribboned, dusty, disintegrating,
- badly catalogued so that only an expert can find what he wants."
- S865: "You wander through the columns, but can find no exit save the
- thoroughfare west and a little office south."
- S866: "endless"
- S867: "Even a single book may run for dozens of individual scrolls, and the
- titles are hard to interpret: anyway, most of the books are rubbish. Dewey
- decimal numbers are not due to be invented for millenia."
- S868: "Apollonius and Callimachus are now engaged in a furious, ugly brawl,
- from which it seems unlikely they will emerge for some considerable time."
- S869: "Apollonius and Callimachus are having a furious, heated, endless
- argument about something. They seem well practised at this occupation."
- S870: "The expert in question being Callimachus, who is brooding over a scroll,
- and hardly aware of your presence."
- S871: "Callimachus is famous for something or other. You wonder what..."
- S872: "Apollonius seems to have dropped a mystic scroll in the scuffle."
- S873: "We in the afterlife, um, have a policy of never commenting on leaked
- documents."
- S874: "Don't you believe it!"
- S875: "It tells that even the greatest mortal must choose of the three High
- [and the next word is illegible], for once and all, but that for each there is
- a way. The usual mystic nonsense."
- S876: "And Callimachus' purple shoulder-sash has come off."
- S877: "Worn over the shoulder."
- S878: "A tiny office adjoining the colonnades north, this is home to Apollonius
- the head Librarian, whose writing implements, table and sand-wells are
- scattered untidily about."
- S879: "Apollonius paces about self-importantly in a purple sash, perusing
- documents on his desk."
- S880: "His aim in life is chiefly to annoy Callimachus, his junior librarian
- and the modern poet he despises most."
- S881: "A hugely impressive edifice, and everything you might expect from the
- man who conquered the whole of Asia Minor at an age when most people are
- starting to think about getting a mortgage.
-
- There are of course guards, but they're trying to catch the procession, so if
- you're careful not to draw attention to yourself you could probably sneak in to
- the north."
- S882: "Scholars are divided on the origin of the "maze" legend: some hold that
- to a primitive culture, the Knossos palace was so complex as to seem a maze,
- and the king so fearsome as to seem a Minotaur.
-
- Others say the early palaces really were labyrinths to protect sacred altars.
-
- And you think it's because this is a maze of twisty little passages, all
- alike."
- S883: "Such a slave, a highly trained professional, stands at every
- intersection of passages in the palace. They are deaf mutes, to prevent them
- overhearing State secrets."
- S884: "A slave stands impassively by one wall."
- S885: "The magnificent balcony overlooking the Royal harbour of Alexandria. In
- two hundred years' time, Julius Caesar will be besieged here, and will hold the
- palace with a tiny force of men against an entire army: and will lose his heart
- to Cleopatra...
-
- For the mean time, this is a broad stone balustraded balcony. The coin-bright
- moon, low in the sky, reflects off the black waters far below."
- S886: "There seems to be absolutely no way off the balcony, as the stone doors
- to the heart of the palace are sealed shut."
- S887: "an"
- S888: "An impressive astronomical mounting stands on a tripod here. But there
- is no telescope."
- S889: "Instead, there is an astrolabe."
- S890: "At the foot of the Hall is the drive, a long gravel lane approaching the
- house through trees.
-
- Since your family are intermittently loading suitcases into the car, which only
- makes you feel guilty, the only safe way to creep away is along the public
- footpath, to northeast."
- S891: "Better not - they might catch you."
- S892: "The fire escape is perilous and leads nowhere. Doubtless it would be
- useless in any real fire."
- S893: "The Hall is in the way."
- S894: "The old carved southern wall of the gardens blocks your way around the
- edge of the Hall."
- S895: "For the first couple of storeys, an old iron zig-zag, and after that a
- ladder that might or might not be well-anchored. The gardeners have done a good
- job of concealing it behind wistaria which (in any case) looks the stronger of
- the two."
- S896: "By a stile in the public footpath across the fields to the village,
- which lies to the north. Sitting on the stile you have a splendid view of the
- house and its battlements. The air is ablaze with pollen and dragonflies.
-
- It might be possible to scramble down to a hollow, but it surely wouldn't be
- pleasant."
- S897: "The footpath turns from southwest to north."
- S898: "A low, muddy, stinking hollow, trodden with reeds, dried out in the long
- summer and no more than moist now. You could climb back up, or go northwest,
- though that would mean crawling through a thorny hedge."
- S899: "There's a bird's nest at the bottom of the hollow."
- S900: "A bunch of nuts, left over from last autumn."
- S901: "Do you know, I love nuts, but I have to be so careful what I eat now...
- Still, the little ones will have them."
- S902: "Nuts to you too."
- S903: "Entwined in the nest is a bunch of nuts."
- S904: "And sat upon it is, as you might expect, a bird: a corn crake, in fact."
- S905: "A rail with a distinctive cry. And a possessive look."
- S906: "Beside the long triangle of the green, under the stone cross of the
- First World War memorial. The public footpath runs south to a stile. The
- village is tiny: the parish church, the "Goat and Compasses" pub (which, owing
- to quaint English licensing laws, is closed) and a few houses and desultory
- tea-shops for tourists visiting Meldrew Hall."
- S907: "You wander around the peaceful green for a while, but there's nothing to
- do."
- S908: "Old Evans, the village racing enthusiast, sits on the steps of the
- memorial, combing the back pages of his "Racing Times" newspaper."
- S909: "In the band of his hat is his lucky mascot: a little picture of the
- crescent moon."
- S910: "Old Evans' hat is empty. You feel terribly guilty."
- S911: "The stone cross, for the fallen of the Great War of 1914-18, contains
- more names than there are houses in the village.
-
- Your eye is caught by Second Lieutenant Gerard Meldrew of the 19th/21st Rifles,
- and you shiver, although the afternoon is warm."
- S912: "The fourteenth-century Church of St Michael and All Angels doesn't seem
- to be locked up, exactly - just barred from the other side."
- S913: "In the days of Oliver Cromwell, it was called "God Encompasseth", but
- the locals have worn down the name over the centuries to "Goat and Compasses".
- It is of course closed, owing to the licensing laws. You congratulate yourself
- on living in such a modern, forward-looking country."
- S914: "The monkey sits on Evans' shoulder, cheeping with excitement. Evans has
- found a pet, and is so gruffly delighted that he has forgotten all about the
- mascot you stole. Now if he could only predict the 3.40 at Borchester Mills..."
- S915: "Some kind of crescent moon, an old Druidical symbol."
- S916: "It leads nowhere."
- S917: "The front page story ("Lord Lucan's new acquisition Shergar comes out of
- retirement to win the Grand National") is so boringly unsensational that you
- quickly lose interest. But Evans is eternally fascinated with minute details of
- the form of the horses, tomorrow's race meetings, current odds quoted by the
- bookmakers, and so on."
- S918: "Racing aficionados consider it lucky to wear mascots in the bands of
- their hats."
- S919: "Before this was the Norman church of St Michael and All Angels, it was a
- Saxon one: this is an ancient site. A great space of stone, filled with dark
- wooden pews and woven mattings. Flowers left over from Sunday grace the lectern
- and altar. A narrow stair leads upward, and the village green lies to the
- south.
-
- Old side chapels lie east and west."
- S920: "The church door is open."
- S921: "the"
- S922: "A passage slants down through a solid crystal doorway in the Moonstone."
- S923: "Set into the floor, and slightly raised, is the Moonstone, an ancient
- broad flagstone the size of a door, inscribed with a crescent moon."
- S924: "The Moonstone is very old, probably pre-dating the rest of the church by
- some centuries. Legends about it abound: some say the spirits of the departed
- pass beneath. Old iron rings are set in it, but nobody has ever succeeded in
- lifting the colossal weight."
- S925: "An alcove in the ancient west side of the church, beneath stained glass
- windows of the Resurrection."
- S926: "The church lies east."
- S927: "an"
- S928: "The statue is half-skeleton, and you can see clear through the bones."
- S929: "the"
- S930: "The adamantine knight stands staunchly here."
- S931: "Diana's tall marble statue bathes in the moonlight: and a flower is
- placed gaily in her hair."
- S932: "The knight stands here, bowing toward Diana."
- S933: "The knight stands clasping the flower."
- S934: "The knight stands staunchly here."
- S935: "A small clear space to the side of the church, in a bay ringed with
- stained glass windows of the Nativity."
- S936: "The church lies west."
- S937: "A tall marble statue of Diana stands here: a find from the nearby Roman
- remains."
- S938: "There is a sly look in her eye as she smiles aslant."
- S939: "The bell-ringing chamber, half-way up the church tower. Thick braided
- ropes hang down, tailing into sashes. A plaque on one wall announces that in
- 1901, ten men (Roger Meldrew among them) rang a Kent Triple Bob."
- S940: "The ropes are too smooth and noisy to climb."
- S941: "eight"
- S942: "There is a beautiful view over the green parceled farmlands and hills
- surrounding the village, and you feel a certain pride to see Meldrew Hall
- sitting amongst it. It's also windy and dangerous up here on the grey lead
- spire of the parish church, beside the old clock: fortunately an opening leads
- down into the clerestory."
- S943: "an"
- S944: "Like a solid glove.
-
- It reminds you oddly of one of the symbolic pieces in Monopoly - the ship, the
- car and so on."
- S945: "There must be more to this marvellous figure somewhere."
- S946: "Mounted loosely on the end of the weathervane, an adamantine hand points
- the way the wind blows."
- S947: "William Snelson's"
- S948: "The clock stands at ten past three, as it has done for some years.
- According to a small commemorative plaque, it was the work of William Snelson
- the Clockmaker."
- S949: "Hell, you always imagined, would contain fiery, sulphurous pits and a
- great many gentlemen with forked tails. You were right about the last part. A
- demon is sitting behind a flame-proofed desk at the bottom of the stairs. There
- are some disconcerting screams from further away, but nothing to worry about.
- Not in this life, anyway."
- S950: "If you were to cast a film of your adventures so far, you would hire
- Donald Sutherland to play this gentleman."
- S951: ""In the premonition, it is vital to get hold of the mascot for later
- use.""
- S952: ""It's no use poking about on the attic floor for fresh torch batteries,
- because there aren't any.""
- S953: ""Your Aunt Jemima is not the kind of woman to be distracted by music or
- frivolous presents, mark my words.""
- S954: ""Novels are, of course, invariably written by people using their real
- names, not disguised in any way.""
- S955: ""The thing about daisies is, they are the same all year round, not
- changing with the calendar.""
- S956: ""Modern medicine bottles can even withstand falls from a great height. I
- should try heat if I were you.""
- S957: ""You can easily get a grip on the demijohn with your bare hands.""
- S958: ""The answer's the same, whichever bottle you meant. That counts as your
- hint, I'm afraid. Not very fair, but then I am a demon.""
- S959: "The demon acknowledges the question, but cannot bring himself to speak
- of Heaven."
- S960: ""Hell? Oh this isn't your eternal damnation, it's mine, having to
- answer all these wretched questions. No, Hell itself is a marvellous place, and
- it has an excellent health club too. Look forward to seeing you there.""
- S961: ""Don't worry, there's nothing written there. No need to look at the
- problem in a fresh light.""
- S962: ""History never repeats itself, so it's pointless looking him up in the
- book.""
- S963: ""The really interesting stuff is at the very start of his working
- life.""
- S964: ""Forget it, there's no way to return from the museum, and Doktor Stein's
- medicine has no antidote.""
- S965: ""Merlyn doesn't really come into this. Try working on something else.""
- S966: ""Literally, Merlyn's actual hat. Green pointy felt, I wouldn't wonder.""
- S967: ""The answer's the same, whichever book you meant. That counts as your
- hint, I'm afraid. Not very fair, but then I am a demon.""
- S968: ""Ebenezer? He's absolutely central to this. Concentrate on him,
- definitely.""
- S969: ""Trouble with holiday snaps is, once somebody gets the old slide
- projector going, a boring time is on the cards for all.""
- S970: ""You'll need to be wide awake and alert to work out what to do with
- them. Finding them is easy - just remember to keep an eye out for short, fat
- things.""
- S971: ""Clairvoyantes are expert at detecting stacked decks, so it's no good
- cheating.""
- S972: ""Phlebas runs a very badly-advertised service, I'm afraid. I've got no
- time for him.""
- S973: ""Once the mouse is in the hole, forget it, it couldn't hear you even if
- you talked to the hole instead. But there is an alternative method.""
- S974: ""Your fault for letting the key get into the foundations - nothing can
- get in there to retrieve it.""
- S975: ""Marvellous, marvellous contraption. Starts the moment you switch it on,
- and then nothing but solid gold classics all the way. You can really
- concentrate when that's playing.""
- S976: ""What, the blocked-up old fireplace that doesn't lead anywhere? You
- need to be carrying plenty of equipment to get down it - don't worry if it's
- dark at the bottom, after all there's nothing you can do about that.""
- S977: ""The sandstone recess is probably impassible. Better try only when
- you're wide awake.""
- S978: ""Austin's a perfect devil, isn't he? She, I should say. Good for
- nothing except getting in the way, of course. Walks into walls just when you
- don't want, but at least Jemima calms her down.""
- S979: ""Smoke detectors like yours are specially rigged not to be triggered by
- accidental shafts of light.""
- S980: ""Of course the ship is far too large and ungainly ever to fit in the
- bottle.""
- S981: ""Cold comfort.""
- S982: ""A good blanket might be a plain, colourless sort of covering with no
- emblem to it.""
- S983: ""The thing about the revolving door is, you can only revolve it when
- you're already standing inside.""
- S984: ""Unbreakable glass.""
- S985: ""A vital clue, and useful in its own right.""
- S986: ""The greatest computer game of all time. I'm proud to be a part of it.""
- S987: "The demon blushes. "Wasn't my fault! My partner made a mess of it.""
- S988: "Heaven, you always imagined, would be a world of marble pillars, fluffy
- clouds, harps and angelic ladies with serene expressions. You were right about
- the last part. An angel is sitting here behind some new office furniture, next
- to a blue Tourist Information sign. A bridge of cloud extends south across the
- sky to the beanstalk. There is some choral singing going on somewhere, but not
- loud enough for you to hear properly. Not in this life, anyway."
- S989: "If you were to cast a film of your adventures so far, you would hire
- Dame Judi Dench to play this lady."
- S990: ""Heaven? Oh this isn't your eternal salvation, it's mine, able to serve
- by answering all these delightful questions. No, Heaven itself is a marvellous
- place, and it has an excellent health club too. Look forward to seeing you
- there.""
- S991: "The angel acknowledges the question, but cannot bring herself to speak
- of Hell."
- S992: ""The rods definitely fit into all this somewhere.""
- S993: ""If only you could have been there when the maze was being laid out!""
- S994: ""The master game is like a point at infinity to we mortals," the angel
- says wistfully."
- S995: ""All a matter of fitting the rods in somewhere.""
- S996: ""How she must long to let her hair down now, instead of being chained to
- that rock," the angel says sorrowfully. "But in deference to her wishes, I
- cannot help you rescue her.""
- S997: ""Amazing fortune you must have in finding it, I can tell.""
- S998: ""Ah yes, we must all lament for human folly," says the angel,
- misunderstanding completely."
- S999: ""Zeus wasn't a true god, of course," the angel predictably insists,
- "just a manifestation of the laws of physics to an Ancient Greek, a kind of
- symbol for the way the universe fundamentally worked.""
- S1000: "The angel maintains a tight-lipped silence."
- S1001: ""That's too dangerous a rod to actually use, of course, and the Church
- no longer approves of martyrs.""
- S1002: ""Is there really such a thing as luck, or free will? It's a
- theological grey area," says the angel with fine casuistry."
- S1003: ""Certainly a thorny problem, that.""
- S1004: ""Old Evans would never give you his mascot of his own free will.""
- S1005: ""One has to reflect on ugliness like that.""
- S1006: ""It's quite hypnotically fascinating, don't you think?""
- S1007: ""Squirrels are very fond of nuts, but you can't trust them an inch.""
- S1008: ""Just think what that would do to a decent lawn! Oh, it makes me go
- cold all over.""
- S1009: ""Whatever is a croquet lawn for, if not to play croquet? Although, now
- I think about it, there is something else down there.""
- S1010: ""Ah yes, a code word understood by certain of Alexander the Great's
- slaves. But you'd have to be in the right place at the right time.""
- S1011: ""The mouth is the key, or rather the lock.""
- S1012: ""Do be careful. The sphinxes are only made of stone, but they could
- easily give you nightmares.""
- S1013: ""Jolly comfortable, some of those funeral couches.""
- S1014: ""A one-way ride, but that's life.""
- S1015: ""Once fired with life, the knight will only be yours to command when he
- has discharged his chivalric duty.""
- S1016: ""Some of those ancient knights were rather loose, but perhaps that's
- better than being screwed up.""
- S1017: ""The Great Library isn't for passing hooligans, you know," says the
- angel reprovingly. "Besides, the guards understand their duty by the Cat God
- far too well to let you through.""
- S1018: ""They're always at each other's throats. I shudder to think what might
- happen if a real fight broke out.""
- S1019: ""Oh, find yourself a costume, join the party!""
- S1020: ""The green wood may one day make a really good staff, but it could take
- ages. Better leave it with someone for safe keeping.""
- S1021: ""Some choices are inevitable and permanent, at least in this world.""
- S1022: ""Do be careful of the trap, won't you! You might want to take
- precautions with the opening.""
- S1023: ""Let me see.""
- S1024: ""You appreciate, in my position I can't really comment on graven images
- of pagan gods. Better try some dictionary or other.""
- S1025: ""That woman will rabbit on, once you set her off. But only if you
- sacrifice something. Will you be joining us next Harvest Sunday, by the way?""
- S1026: ""Ooh, it does make me shiver, thinking of the way they used to pour oil
- over themselves, anointing they called it.""
- S1027: ""Shabby old gossip, Homer, always reminds me of Peter Falk. Anyway,
- just give him his answers. Shouldn't be too hard, with what you're wearing and
- carrying.""
- S1028: ""Going in round the front just scares the birds away, I fear.""
- S1029: ""Find out what you can about your ancestor who built it - his tomb
- isn't far away. Then reflect as best you can on the problem.""
- S1030: ""Well, if you know what the odour is, that's the main thing.""
- S1031: "a cake of"
- S1032: "That's the spirit, keep it up!"
- S1033: "Really! How disgraceful!"
- S1034: ""For foulmouths everywhere"."
- S1035: "Information is available on the following subjects:
-
- Instructions giving some basic information
- Commands detailing some common commands
- Credits game credits
- Release release notes
- Legal legal disclaimers
- Inform advertising the compiler Inform
- Archive and the interactive fiction archive"
- S1036: "Curses"
- S1037: "Instructions"
- S1038: "Commands"
- S1039: "Cast of Thousands"
- S1040: "Release Notes"
- S1041: "Legal Notes"
- S1042: "Inform"
- S1043: "ftp.gmd.de"
- S1044: "Four be the things I'd been better without:"
- S1045: "Love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."
- S1046: "-- Dorothy Parker, "Inventory""
- S1047: "It seemed that the next minute they would discover"
- S1048: "a solution. Yet it was clear to both of them that"
- S1049: "the end was still far, far off, and that the"
- S1050: "hardest part was just beginning."
- S1051: "-- Anton Chekhov, "The Lady with the Dog""
- S1052: " The mouse"
- S1053: "Behind the mouldering wainscot shrieked."
- S1054: "-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, "Mariana""
- S1055: "Parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus."
- S1056: "-- Horace, "Ars Poetica""
- S1057: "Zeus, whose will has marked for man"
- S1058: "A single way where wisdom lies"
- S1059: "Ordained one eternal plan:"
- S1060: "Man must suffer to be wise."
- S1061: "-- Aeschylus, "Agamemnon""
- S1062: "I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly,"
- S1063: "a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound;"
- S1064: "if I can remember any of the damn things."
- S1065: "-- Dorothy Parker"
- S1066: "More ways of killing a cat"
- S1067: "than choking her with cream."
- S1068: "-- Charles Kingsley"
- S1069: "I would like to be there,"
- S1070: "were it but to see how the cat jumps."
- S1071: "-- Sir Walter Scott"
- S1072: "Do not go gentle into that good night."
- S1073: "Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
- S1074: "-- Dylan Thomas"
- S1075: "No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as"
- S1076: "a church door; but 'tis enough, 'twill serve."
- S1077: "-- Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet""
- S1078: "...I have just signed legislation that will outlaw"
- S1079: "Russia for ever. We begin bombing in five minutes."
- S1080: "-- President Reagan, mistakenly believing the TV"
- S1081: " cameras were switched off"
- S1082: "What is a ship but a prison?"
- S1083: "-- Robert Burton (1577-1640)"
- S1084: "The remarkable fact is that the values of these"
- S1085: "numbers seem to have been very finely adjusted"
- S1086: "to make possible the development of life."
- S1087: "-- Stephen Hawking, "A Brief History of Time""
- S1088: "Remember that you are an Englishman, and have"
- S1089: "consequently won first prize in the lottery of life."
- S1090: "-- Cecil Rhodes (1853-1902)"
- S1091: "Les plus desesperes sont les chants les plus beaux"
- S1092: "Et j'en sais d'immortels quit sont de purs songlots."
- S1093: "-- Alfred de Musset, "La Nuit de mai""
- S1094: "There is no return game between a man and his stars."
- S1095: "-- Samuel Beckett, "Murphy""
- S1096: "Throw away thy rod,"
- S1097: "Throw away thy wrath:"
- S1098: "O my God."
- S1099: "Take the gentle path."
- S1100: "-- George Herbert, "Discipline""
- S1101: "Speak gently, she can hear"
- S1102: "The daisies grow."
- S1103: "-- Oscar Wilde, "Requiescat""
- S1104: "Too poor for a bribe, and too proud to importune"
- S1105: "He had not the method of making a fortune."
- S1106: "-- Thomas Grey, "Sketch of His own Character""
- S1107: "Facilis descensus Averno:"
- S1108: "Noctes atque dies patet atri ianua Ditis;"
- S1109: "Sed revocare gradum superasque evadere ad auras,"
- S1110: "Hoc opus, hic labor est."
- S1111: "-- Virgil, "The Aeneid" Book VI:126"
- S1112: "We are the children of primeval night; we bear"
- S1113: "The name of Curses in our home deep under earth."
- S1114: "-- Aeschylus, "The Eumenides""
- S1115: "Thou makest his beauty to consume away,"
- S1116: "Like as it were a moth fretting a garment:"
- S1117: "Every man therefore is but vanity."
- S1118: "-- Psalms 39:12 (Book of Common Prayer version)"
- S1119: "White lilac bowed,"
- S1120: "Lost lanes of Queen Anne's lace"
- S1121: "And that high-builded cloud"
- S1122: "Moving at summer's pace."
- S1123: "-- Philip Larkin, "Cut Grass""
- S1124: "At the end of the day victory belongs to the Curses,"
- S1125: "Who shout in shrill triumph"
- S1126: "Over the utter rout of the defeated house."
- S1127: "-- Aeschylus, "Seven Against Thebes""
- S1128: "He shall separate them one from another,"
- S1129: "as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats."
- S1130: "-- Matthew 25:32"
- S1131: "Quickly now the amber"
- S1132: " Takes the fly with knees deranged"
- S1133: "To be buried unseen, unfound"
- S1134: " And irrevocably changed."
- S1135: "-- Dean Waynflete, "Substance""
- S1136: "Thus the devil played at chess with me, and yielding"
- S1137: "a pawn, thought to gain a queen of me, taking"
- S1138: "advantage of my honest endeavours."
- S1139: "-- Sir Thomas Browne, "Religio Medici" pt I"
- S1140: "Art thou pale for weariness"
- S1141: "Of climbing heaven and gazing on the earth?"
- S1142: "-- Shelley, "To The Moon""
- S1143: "A nice, - respectable, - middle class, middle-aged maiden"
- S1144: "lady, with time on her hands and the money to help her pass"
- S1145: "it... Let us call her Aunt Edna... Aunt Edna is universal,"
- S1146: "and to those who may feel that all the problems of the"
- S1147: "modern theatre might be solved by her liquidation, let me"
- S1148: "add that... she is also immortal."
- S1149: "-- Terence Rattigan, preface to the "Collected Plays""
- S1150: "I seemed to move among a world of ghosts,"
- S1151: "And feel myself the shadow of a dream."
- S1152: "-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, "The Princess""
- S1153: "If the doors of perception were cleansed,"
- S1154: "everything would appear to man as it is, infinite."
- S1155: "-- William Blake"
- S1156: "Follow the instructions,"
- S1157: "tell us what you think:"
- S1158: "they lose something in translation,"
- S1159: "they might as well be written in invisible ink."
- S1160: "-- Peter Hammill, "Invisible Ink""
- S1161: "On a round ball"
- S1162: "A workman that hath copies by, can lay"
- S1163: "An Europe, Afrique and an Asia,"
- S1164: "And quickly make that, which was nothing, All."
- S1165: "-- John Donne, "Valediction: Of Weeping""
- S1166: "What you don't know would make a great book."
- S1167: "-- The Rev. Sydney Smith"
- S1168: "Sir Walter Elliot, of Kellynch-hall, in Somersetshire,"
- S1169: "was a man who, for whose own amusement, never took up"
- S1170: "any book but the Baronetage; there he found occupation"
- S1171: "in an idle hour, and consolation in a distressed one"
- S1172: "-- Jane Austen, "Persuasion""
- S1173: "I am the Love that dare not speak its name."
- S1174: "-- Lord Alfred Douglas, "Two Loves""
- S1175: "'I am inclined to think -' said I."
- S1176: "'I should do so,' Sherlock Holmes remarked"
- S1177: "impatiently."
- S1178: "-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "The Valley of Fear""
- S1179: "Hell is a city much like London -"
- S1180: "A populous and a smoky city."
- S1181: "-- Shelley, "Peter Bell the Third""
- S1182: "I hope I shall never be deterred from detecting"
- S1183: "what I think a cheat, by the menaces of a ruffian."
- S1184: "-- Dr Johnson (a letter from 1775)"
- S1185: "Expatiate free o'er all this scene of man;"
- S1186: "A mighty maze! but not without a plan."
- S1187: "-- Alexander Pope, "An Essay on Man""
- S1188: "It's hard to be religious when certain people"
- S1189: "are never incinerated by bolts of lightning."
- S1190: "-- Bill Watterson, "Calvin & Hobbes""
- S1191: "Follow me, follow"
- S1192: "Down to the hollow"
- S1193: "And there let us wallow"
- S1194: "In glorious mud."
- S1195: "-- Flanders and Swann"
- S1196: "Zoe, logic merely enables one"
- S1197: "to be wrong with authority"
- S1198: "-- Dr Who, aboard "The Wheel In Space""
- S1199: "Then for as moche as a philosofre saith,"
- S1200: ""he wrappith him in his frend, that condescendith"
- S1201: "to the rightfulle praiers of his frend,""
- S1202: "therefore have I yeven the a suffisant Astrolabie"
- S1203: "as for oure orizonte, compowned after the"
- S1204: "latitude of Oxenforde;"
- S1205: "-- Geoffrey Chaucer, "A Treatise on the Astrolabe""
- S1206: "Upon a nyght in sleep as he hym leyde,"
- S1207: "Hym thoughte how that the wynged god Mercurie"
- S1208: "Biforn hym stood and bad hym to be murie."
- S1209: "His slepy yerde in hond he bar uprighte;"
- S1210: "An hat he werede upon his heris brighte."
- S1211: "-- Geoffrey Chaucer, "The Knight's Tale""
- S1212: "Benedick:"
- S1213: " To bind me or undo me, one of those."
- S1214: "-- Shakespeare, "Much Ado About Nothing""
- S1215: "In the central display case, there is a curious"
- S1216: "pottery model, either representing the Labyrinth"
- S1217: "of Minos or a water-cooling system."
- S1218: "-- W. J. Murnane's "Guide to Ancient Egypt""
- S1219: "I don't know who was there before me:"
- S1220: "One person, several, none;"
- S1221: "It doesn't matter."
- S1222: "There are marks on the slabs of rock,"
- S1223: "Some beautiful, all mysterious;"
- S1224: "Some certainly not made by human hands."
- S1225: "-- Primo Levi, "A Valley""
- S1226: "It has always seemed to me that I had to answer"
- S1227: "questions which fate had posed to my forefathers,"
- S1228: "and which had not yet been answered, or as if I"
- S1229: "had to complete, or perhaps continue, things which"
- S1230: "previous ages had left unfinished."
- S1231: "-- Carl Jung, "Memories, Dreams, Reflections""
- S1232: "happy Tourist."
- S1233: "very nearly happy Tourist."
- S1234: "master Druid."
- S1235: "journeyman Druid."
- S1236: "apprentice Druid."
- S1237: "Master Navigator."
- S1238: "Navigator."
- S1239: "Voyager."
- S1240: "Explorer."
- S1241: "expert Traveller."
- S1242: "Traveller."
- S1243: "Adventurer."
- S1244: "Connoisseur."
- S1245: "Jack-of-all-trades."
- S1246: "amateur Adventurer."
- S1247: "Dilettante."
- S1248: "cynical Tourist."
- S1249: "experienced Tourist."
- S1250: "seasoned Tourist."
- S1251: "casual Tourist."
- S1252: "gauche Tourist."
- S1253: "hapless Tourist."
- S1254: "accursed Tourist."
- S1255: "irresponsible deity."
- S1256: "There are paths only west and northwest."
- S1257: "The timber prop leans against the tottering Folly, supporting it."
- S1258: "Drop the robot mouse where Austin can get at it"
- S1259: "Shut Austin out of the attic with the trap door"
- S1260: "Ram or knock on various doors"
- S1261: "Cast all the rods on yourself"
- S1262: "Ask the demon and angel about Heaven and Hell"
- S1263: "Eat a genuine Ekmek special (look it up in the dictionary for details)"
- S1264: "Other anagrams of "Marie Swelldon", found by Michael Kinyon,
- include..."
- S1265: "Demeanor Wills"
- S1266: "Domineer Walls"
- S1267: "Amino Dwellers"
- S1268: "Enrolled Swami"
- S1269: "Lemonade Swirl"
- S1270: "Mellowed Rains"
- S1271: "Dowel Minerals"
- S1272: "Seminole Drawl"
- S1273: "Allowed Miners"
- S1274: "Almoner Wields"
- S1275: "Mellows Rained"
- S1276: "Mineral Slowed"
- S1277: "Moraine Dwells"
- S1278: "Mellow Sardine"
- S1279: "Sawmill Redone"
- S1280: "Soldier Lawmen"
- S1281: "Swindle Morale"
- S1282: "The 1970s robot mouse is capable of speech recognition."
- S1283: "Mentioning a bridge game (between Sir Joshua Meldrewe and the Prince of
- Wales) which took place a century before the invention of bridge. (In this
- release, they play piquet.)"
- S1284: "Locating Alexandria in "Upper Egypt". Actually it's in Lower Egypt -
- the Nile flows from south to north."
- S1285: "The "brass" key is no longer really brass (examine it!) since brass is
- unmagnetic."
- S1286: "The lighthouse in the fifth century BC, the period of city states, is
- named after the Pharos, yet to be built in Alexandria during the Hellenic era.
- (Quinquiremes are contemporary with the frieze, though.)"
- S1287: "
-
- Frivolous things to do
- About Callimachus and Apollonius
- An epigram by Callimachus
- Salmon Wielder
- Wistaria or wisteria?
- Great Curses mistakes
- The ancient languages
- "
- S1288: "For your amusement"
- S1289: "Frivolous things to do"
- S1290: "About Callimachus and Apollonius"
- S1291: "An epigram by Callimachus"
- S1292: "Salmon Wielder"
- S1293: "Wistaria or wisteria?"
- S1294: "Great Curses mistakes"
- S1295: "The ancient languages"
- S1296: "Giving Aunt Jemima the wrapped parcel;"
- S1297: "Or the chocolate biscuit;"
- S1298: "Or kissing her;"
- S1299: "Attracting Bateau Phlebas by waving the poster (which can be torn
- down);"
- S1300: "Casting the Rod of Fire at the medicine bottle to try and open it (as
- advised by demon);"
- S1301: "Trying the postcard in the slide projector;"
- S1302: "Or the Alexandrian sketch when it's still framed;"
- S1303: "Eighty-one. The inspiration for the radio station came about when the
- author was driving at midnight through Oxfordshire and the local station
- played, in succession, the Moonlight Sonata, the Four Seasons, You Take My
- Breath Away and Gold. So the radio plays the 80 most hackneyed radio tunes the
- author could think of."
- S1304: "Not counting everyday death, winning or the various ways of almost but
- not quite coming to an end..."
- S1305: "Missing the point entirely"
- S1306: "Being spooked"
- S1307: "In checkmate"
- S1308: "Being transported to Australia"
- S1309: "Facing a prison term as a terrorist"
- S1310: "Being annihilated by a temporal paradox"
- S1311: "Becoming a constellation"
- S1312: "If magic, the daisy chain rustles (according to inventories) when you
- are carrying something which could turn into a rod if waved."
- S1313: "Likewise, the yellow daisy (from Roman Britain) twitches."
- S1314: "Not only the title, but the plan and a good deal of the incidental
- symbolism of the Unreal City were taken from early poems of T. S. Eliot (which
- owed a bit to Baudelaire), and I recommend them (apart from the great interest
- of the poems themselves) to any who think such elucidation worth the trouble."
- S1315: "The handkerchief is not Jemima's but belongs to J. Alfred Prufrock
- (though cf. "The Waste Land" l. 178)."
- S1316: "By dropping it down the empty dumbwaiter shaft;"
- S1317: "Putting it at the foot of the shaft, and dropping the dumbwaiter on
- it;"
- S1318: "Running over it in the garden roller;"
- S1319: "Dropping it from the top of the beanstalk;"
- S1320: "Or from the top of the mast of the Lady Magdalena;"
- S1321: "Aunt Jemima can open it..."
- S1322: "
-
- 1. What are the "good but wrong guesses"?
- 2. How many songs does the radio play?
- 3. In what *** ways *** can the game end?
- 4. What are the secret ways to detect a Rod?
- 5. What can you see in the crystal ball?
- 6. Where are Dame Judi Dench and Donald Sutherland?
- 7. Explain the handkerchief initials and the graffiti.
- 8. How many tarot cards are there altogether?
- 9. How can the medicine bottle be opened?
- 10. What is the mascot for in the premonition?
- "
- S1323: "Trivia questions"
- S1324: "1. What are the "good but wrong guesses"?"
- S1325: "2. How many songs does the radio play?"
- S1326: "3. In what *** ways *** can the game end?"
- S1327: "4. What are the secret ways to detect a Rod?"
- S1328: "5. What can you see in the crystal ball?"
- S1329: "6. Where are Dame Judi Dench and Donald Sutherland?"
- S1330: "7. Explain the handkerchief initials and the graffiti."
- S1331: "8. How many tarot cards are there altogether?"
- S1332: "9. How can the medicine bottle be opened?"
- S1333: "10. What is the mascot for in the premonition?"
- S1334: "
-
- For your amusement
- Trivia questions
- "
- S1335: "Amusements"
- S1336: "For your amusement"
- S1337: "Trivia questions"
- S1338: "Nine times she waved the fluttering wimple round,"
- S1339: "And made a little plot of magic ground."
- S1340: "And in that daisied circle, as men say,"
- S1341: "Is Merlin prisoner till the judgement day..."
- S1342: "-- Matthew Arnold, Tristram and Iseult III (1852)"
- S1343: "Curses are like young chickens,"
- S1344: "they always come home to roost."
- S1345: "-- Robert Southey (1774-1843),"
- S1346: " "The Curse of Kehama""
- S1347: "Let Rome in Tiber melt, and the wide arch"
- S1348: "Of the ranged empire fall! Here is my space."
- S1349: "Kingdoms are clay."
- S1350: "-- Shakespeare, "Antony and Cleopatra" I:1"
-
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