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- <d> duck
- <eg> evil grin
- <g,d&r> grin, duck and run
- <g> Grins
- <gd&r> grin, duck and run
- <gdh> Grinning, Ducking and Hiding
- <gdr> Grins Ducks Runs
- <gdrvvf> Grins Ducks Runs Very Very Fast
- <rbg> really big grin
- <s> smile
- <vbg> Very Big Grin
- <weg> wide evil grin
- <D> duck
- <EG> evil grin
- <G,D&R> grin, duck and run
- <G> Grins
- <GD&R> grin, duck and run
- <GDH> Grinning, Ducking and Hiding
- <GDR> Grins Ducks Runs
- <GDRVVF> Grins Ducks Runs Very Very Fast
- <RBG> really big grin
- <S> smile
- <VBG> Very Big Grin
- <WEG> wide evil grin
- 0.02 Throwing in my two cents' worth
- 9TOO10 Nine Times Out Of Ten
- AA Alcholics Anonymous/Automobile Association/Always Allowed
- AAA Any Advice Appreciated
- ACM Association for Computing Machinery/Audio Compression Manager
- ADGR All Donations Gratefully Received
- ADSL Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line
- AFAIAA As Far As I Am Aware
- AFAICR As Far As I Can Recall
- AFAICS As Far As I Can See
- AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell
- AFAIK As Far As I Know
- AFAIR As Far As I Recall
- AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It
- AFOAL A F**k of a Lot
- AGAN As Good As New
- AGP Accelerated/Advanced Graphics Port
- AIAA American Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics
- AIUI As I Understand It
- AKA Also Known As/All Kidding Aside
- AMEOL Claims to stand for 'A Most Excellent Off Line' reader
- ANSI American National Standards Institute
- AOL America OnLine
- API Application Programming Interface/Associated Press International
- APNIC Asia-Pacific Network Information Center
- APU Auxiliary Power Unit
- ARTFMF Always Read The F**king Manual First
- ASAIGAC As Soon As I Get A Chance
- ASAP As Soon As Possible
- ASCII American Standard Code for Information Interchange
- ASP Association of Shareware Professionals
- ASPI Advanced SCSI Programming Interface
- AST Atlantic Standard Time
- ATM At The Moment/Adobe Type Manager/Automated Teller Machine
- ATP As Time Permits
- AU Astronomical Unit
- AUP Appropriate Use Policy
- AVHBI A Very Happy Bunny Indeed!
- AVI Audio Visual Interleaved
- AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet?
- AWOL Absent WithOut Leave
- B4 Before
- BAD Broken As Designed
- BAFO Best And Final Offer
- BASIC Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
- BAU Business As Usual
- BB Best of Breed/Bum Bandit
- BBC British Broadcasting Corporation
- BBDC Big Boys Don't Cry
- BBR Broken Beyond Repair
- BCNU Be Seeing You
- BCP Best Current Practice
- BEM Bug-Eyed Monster
- BFD Blank Floppy Disk
- BFN Bye For Now
- BGI Bloody Good Idea
- BGL Bloody Good Lad
- BHOW Bangs Head On Wall
- BIIK Buggered If I Know
- BION Believe It Or Not
- BLINK Binary LINK
- BLOB Binary Large OBject
- BM Bloody Marvelous
- BMP BitMaP file
- BMW Bavarian Motor Works
- BMWM Big Mean Windows Machine
- BNC Bayonet Neill-Concelman (connector)
- BOFH Bastard Operator From Hell
- BRS Big Red Switch
- BS BullSh!t
- BSBH Busy Season, Busy Hour
- BSF But Seriously, Folks
- BSI British Standards Institute
- BT British Telecom
- BTAIM Be That As It May
- BTDT Been There Done That
- BTDTBTTS Been There Done That Bought The T Shirt
- BTDTGTTS Been There Done That Got The T Shirt
- BTOBD Be There Or Be Dead
- BTSOOM Beats The Stuffing Out Of Me
- BTW By The Way
- BURP Be Undressed Ready Pet
- BYOB Bring Your Own Beer
- C3CM Command, Control, Communications and CounterMeasures
- CAD Computer Aided Design/Ctrl-Alt-Delete
- CADET Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try
- CAMRA CAMpaign for Real Ale
- CaRP CAmpaign for Real Pedantry
- CCC Clever Chaps Club
- CCDL Clean Current Driving License
- CCITT Consultative Committee for International Telegraph and Telephone
- CD Compact Disk
- CDROM Compact Disk Read Only Memory
- CEO Chief Executive Officer
- CERN Conseil European pour la Recherche Nucleaire
- CET Central European Time
- CFC ChloroFluoroCarbon
- CFV Call For Votes
- CGI Common Gateway Interface/Computer Generated Images/Computer Graphics Interface
- CI$ Compuserve Information $ervice
- CIA Completely Ignorant Agency
- CIS CompuServe Information Service
- CISINET CompuServe Information Service InterNET
- CIX Compulink Information eXchange
- CIXIP Compulink Information eXchange Internet Provider
- CLI Command Line Interface
- CND Can Not Duplicate
- CNO Carbon-Nitrogen-Oxygen
- CNP Continued in Next Post
- CO Company/Care Of
- CP Communist Party/Corporal Punishment/Crime Prevention/Copy Protection
- CPU Central Processing Unit
- CRC Cyclic Redundance Check
- CSI CompuServe Information Service
- CST Central Standard Time
- CU See You
- CUA Common User Access/Commonly Used Acronym
- CUL See You Later
- CUM CIX User Manual
- CYA Cover Your ASSetts
- DCX Delta Clipper eXperimental
- DDE Dynamic Data Exchange
- DGUTDJ Don't Give Up The Day Job
- DIIK Darn If I Know
- DIO Duck Incoming Objects
- DIP Dual In-line Package
- DIY Do It Yourself
- DLL Dynamic Link Library
- DOD Department Of Defense
- DOE Department Of Energy
- DOS Disk Operating System
- DOT Department Of Transportation
- DPMI DOS Protected Mode Interface
- DQM Don't Quote Me
- DQMOT Don't Quote Me On That/This
- DRAM Dynamic Random Access Memory
- DS9 Deep Space Nine
- DST Daylight Saving Time
- DTD Document Type Definition
- DWIM Do What I Mean
- DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate It When
- ECC Error Checking and Correction
- EEC European Economic Community
- EISA Extended Industry Standard Architecture
- EMS Expanded Memory System/Executive News Service
- ESA European Space Agency
- ESAD Eat Sh*t And Die
- EST Eastern Standard Time
- ET Extra Terrestrial
- F2F Face To Face
- FAQ Frequently Asked Question
- FAST Federation Against Software Theft
- FCFS First Come, First Served
- FCS For Christ's Sake
- FEIYD ForEver In Your Debt
- FFC F**king Fast Comms
- FFS For F**ks Sake
- FGS For God's Sake
- FIC First In Command
- FIFO First In First Out
- FILO First In Last Out
- FISH First In, Still Here
- FITMR Fixed In The Maintenance Release (honest, guv...)
- FITNR Fixed In The Next Release
- FL File List
- FM Font Monster/Frequency Modulation/File Manager
- FOAD F**k Off And Die
- FOAF Friend Of A Friend
- FOC Free Of Charge/Falls Off Chair
- FOCL Falls Off Chair Laughing
- FOTP Fresh Off The Press
- FOTS For Old Times Sake
- FQDN Fully Qualified Domain Name
- FRA File Read All
- FTP File Transfer Protocol
- FTR For The Record
- FU Fouled Up
- FUBAR Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
- FUD Fear, Uncertainty And Doubt
- FWIR From What I Recall
- FWIW For What It's Worth
- FX Effects (Stage directions!)
- FY Faithfully Yours
- FYA For Your Amusement
- FYI For Your Information
- GAL Get A Life
- GB Great Britain
- GBH Grevious Bodily Harm
- GBP Great British Pounds (sterling)
- GEO Geosynchronous Earth Orbit
- GIF Graphics Information File (see gif conf)
- GIGO Garbage In Gospel Out
- GL Good Lad!
- GLGH Good Luck and Good Hunting
- GMT Greenwich Mean Time
- GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
- GNU Gnu's Not Unix
- GPF General Protection Fault
- GR&D Grinning, Running & Ducking
- GTBOS Glad To Be Of Service
- GTSU Glad To See You
- GUI Graphical User interface
- HAND Have A Nice Day
- HEY HElp Yourself
- Hg Mercury
- HG Mercury
- HI Her Indoors
- HMI Host Micro Interface
- HMN High Message Number
- HOLLAND Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
- HOTOL HOrizontal TakeOff and Landing
- HPFS High-Performance File System
- HPGL Hewlett-Packard Graphics Language
- HTF How the F**k
- HTH Hope This Helps/How The Hell
- HTML HyperText Markup Language
- HTTP HyperText Transmission Protocol
- HWISTKT How Was I Supposed To Know That?
- HWSTWH He Would Say That, Wouldn't He
- IAC In Any Case
- IAE In Any Event
- IAH In All Honesty
- IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer
- IAW In Accordance With
- IBM Its Being Mended/Its Better Manually
- ICBM InterContinental Ballistic Missile
- ICBW I Could Be Wrong
- ICYDK In Case You Didn't Know
- ID Identity
- IDGAFF I Dont Give A Flying F**k
- IDLM I Don't Like Mondays
- IGABW I've Got A Bigger Willy
- IHNI I Have No Idea
- IIABDFI If It Aint Broken, Dont Fix It
- IIDKB If I Didn't Know Better
- IIR If I Recall/Remember
- IIRC If I Recall/Remember Correctly
- IIUC If I Understand Correctly
- IIUYC If I Understand You Correctly
- IIWY If I Were You
- IKWYM I Know What You Mean
- IMCO In My Considered Opinion
- IME In My Estimation/Experience
- IMHA In My Humble Analysis
- IMHE In My Humble Estimation/Experience
- IMHO In My Humble Opinion/In My Honest Opinion
- IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
- IMO In My Opinion
- IMVHO In My Very Humble Opinion
- IOM Isle Of Man
- IOTTMCO Its Obvious To The Most Casual Observer
- IOW In Other Words/Isle Of Wight
- IP Internet Protocol
- IR InfraRed
- IRC Internet Relay Chat
- IRCop Internet Relay Chat operator
- IRMC I Rest My Case
- ISA Instruction Set Architecture
- ISC I Stand Corrected
- ISO International Standards Organization
- ISP Internet Service Provider
- ISTM It Seems To Me
- ISTMT It Seems to Me That
- ISTR I Seem To Recall/Remember
- ISWYM I See What You Mean
- IT Information Technology
- ITAR International Traffic in Arms Regulation
- ITC International Typeface Corporation
- ITU International Telecommunication Union
- IWFM It Works For Me
- IWHAGT I Would Hazard A Guess That
- IWW I Wonder Why
- IYDMMA If You Don't Mind Me Asking
- IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean
- IYSWIM If You See What I Mean
- JAM Just A Minute...
- JAT Just A Tick...
- JC Jesus Christ
- JFTR Just For The Record
- JFYI Just For Your Information
- JIC Just In Case
- JIT Just In Time
- JPEG Joint Photographic Experts Group
- JPG Joint Photographic experts Group
- JSYK Just So You Know
- JTFM Just The Facts, Ma'am/Man
- KISS Keep It Simple Stupid
- KOBNR Kind Of But Not Really
- KOW Knock On Wood
- KWIM Know What I Mean
- LA Los Angeles/Low Alcohol/Lower Ancoats
- LAN Local Area Network
- LAWN Local Area Wireless Network
- LBT Listen Before Talking
- LEO Low Earth Orbit
- LGM Little Green Men
- LIFO Last In First Out
- LILO Last In Last Out
- LMAO Laughing My Arse Off
- LMB Left Mouse Button
- LMK Let Me Know
- LOL Lots Of Luck/Laughing Out Loud
- LPI Lines Per Inch
- LPM Lines Per Minute
- LTD Limited
- LTNS Long Time No See
- MAPI Messaging Applications Programming Interface
- MaR Mark as Read
- MB MessageBase
- MBW MessageBase Window
- MD Managing Director
- MDBTYD My Dad's Bigger Than Your Dad
- MDI Multiple Document Interface
- MFC Microsoft Foundation Classes
- MfM Messages for Me
- MHOTY My Hat's Off To You
- MIME Multipurpose Internet Mail Extensions
- MMBTY My Mum's Bigger Than You
- MMS My Mother Said
- MORF Male OR Female?
- MOTOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
- MOTSS Member Of The Same Sex
- MP Message Pane
- MPEG Moving Picture Experts Group
- MRDA Mandy Rice Davies Applies ("Well He Would, Wouln't He?)
- MRLP Monster Raving Looney Party
- MROK Moderators Rule OK
- MS Multiple Sclerosis/MickeySoft
- MSD MickeySoft Diagnostics
- MSKB MicroSoft Knowledge Base
- MSL MicroSoft Library
- MST Mountain Standard Time
- MSVC Microsoft Visual C
- MTBB Mean Time Between Breakdowns
- MTBF Mean Time Between Failures
- MTIA Many Thanks In Anticipation
- MtM Messages to Me
- MTTF Mean Time To Failure
- MTTR Mean Time To Repair
- MTU Maximum Transmission Units
- MUMPS Massachusetts (General Hospital) Utility Multi-Programming System
- MVW Message View Window
- MYOB Mind Your Own Business
- NA Not Applicable
- NAFAIAC Not As Far As I Am Concerned
- NAFAIC Not As Far As I'm Concerned
- NAFAIK Not As Far As I Know
- NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That
- NBD No Big Deal
- NBI Nothing But Initials
- NC No Charge
- NCSA National Center for Supercomputing Applications
- NDA Non Disclosure Agreement
- NetBIOS Network Basic Input/Output System
- NFF No Fault Found
- NFW No Flippin' Way
- NG NewsGroup
- NIAL Not In Acronyms List
- NIMBY Not In My Back Yard
- NIOED Not In the Oxford English Dictionary
- NISA New Information System Architecture
- NITAL Not In The Acronym List
- NNTP Network News Transfer Protocol
- NORWICH kNickers Off Ready When I Come Home
- NPD No Problem, Dude
- NRN No Reply Necessary
- NSA National Security Agency
- NT National Trust/New Technology/National Theatre
- NTF No Trouble Found
- NTFS New Technology File System
- NTIM Not That It Matters
- NTOOT Nine Times Out Of Ten
- NVR Non-Volatile RAM
- OCS Open Crotch Shot
- ODBC Open DataBase Connectivity
- OEM Original Equipment Manufacturer
- OIC Oh I See
- OK OK (Well, what did you expect?)
- OLE Object Linking and Embedding
- OLR Off Line Reader
- OMRLP Official Monster Raving Looney Party
- OMS Over My Shoulder
- OOC Out Of Character
- OOSO Over and Out, Signing Off
- OOTB Out Of The Box (ie Brand New)
- OOTT One Of Those Things
- OS Operating System
- OTOH On The Other Hand
- OTT Over The Top
- OTTH On The Third Hand
- OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head
- OVSN Out Very Soon Now
- OWI Out With It
- PABX Private Automatic Branch eXchange
- PANS Pretty Advanced New Stuff
- PC Personal Computer/Price Check/Politically Correct
- PCMCIA People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms
- PD Public Domain
- PDT Pacific Daylight Time
- PEL Picture ELement
- PERT Program Evaluation and Review Technique, Meg Ryan
- PGP Pretty Good Privacy
- PI Private Investigator/3.1415926
- PIM Personal Information Manager
- PIN Personal ID Number
- PITA Pain In The Arse
- PITB Pain in the Butt
- PLC Public Limited Company
- PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
- PMB Pardon Me, But
- PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In
- PMFJOT Pardon Me For Jumping Off Topic
- PMJI Pardon Me Jumping In
- PNP Plug And Play
- POOP Proper Object Oriented Programming ("If it's not POOP it's crap")
- POP Post Office Protocol
- POP1 Post Office Protocol 1
- POP2 Post Office Protocol 2
- POP3 Post Office Protocol 3
- POV Point Of View
- PQMF Please Quote Me For
- PST Pacific Standard Time
- PW PowWow
- QA Quality Assurance
- QC Quality Control
- QED Quod Erat Demonstrandum
- R&D Research and Development
- RAID Redundant Arrays of Independent Disks
- RAM Random Access Memory
- RAUBM Replies As Usual By Mail
- RBTL Read Between The Lines
- RFC Request For Comments
- RFL Refresh File List
- RFP Request For Proposal
- RGB Red-Green-Blue
- RHIA Rubs Hands In Anticipation
- RIITTSS Reality Impaired Individuals with Tendencies Toward Satiric Surrealism
- RLE Run Length Encoded
- RMB Right Mouse Button
- ROFL Rolls On Floor Laughing
- ROFLWTSDMF Rolls On Floor Laughing With Tears Streaming Down My Face
- ROM Read Only Memory
- ROT13 EBG13
- ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
- ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off.
- ROUS Rodents Of Unusual Size (I don't believe they exist)
- RPG Role-Playing Game
- RPQ Request for Price Quotation
- RSC Royal Shakespere Company
- RSF Right Said Fred
- RSN Real Soon Now
- RTFM Read The F*****g Manual
- RTROTT Read The Rest Of The Thread
- RTTEOTT Read To The End Of The Thread
- RUOK Are You OK?
- RW Reading Window
- SCSI Small Computer Systems Interface
- SDK Software Development Kit
- SETI Search for ExtraTerrestrial Intelligence
- SFAICT So Far As I Can Tell
- SFSG So Far So Good
- SID So I Do
- SIG Special Interest Group
- SIMM Single Inline Memory Module
- SITD Still In The Dark
- SLIP Serial Line Interface Protocol
- SLMR Silly Little Modem Reader
- SMOP Small Matter Of Programming
- SMTP Simple Mail Transfer Protocol
- SNAFU Situation Normal - All Fouled Up
- SO Significant Other
- SOBOH Slap On Back Of Head
- SOL Sh*t Outta Luck
- SOTA State Of The Art
- SQL Structured Query Language
- SSL Secure Sockets Layer
- SSWL Splits Sides With Laughter
- ST Star Trek/Crappy Amiga Clone
- STB Simply The Best
- SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss
- SWSTWS She Would Say That Wouldnt She
- SWYM See What You Mean
- TAFN Thats All For Now
- TAIISAT Take An Interest In Sex And Travel
- TANJ There Aint No Justice
- TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
- TAPCIS The Access/Ancient Program for the CompuServe Information Service
- TAZ Git!
- TBW That Blasted Woman
- TCS Traction Control System
- TDA Trades Descriptions Act
- TDB The Dogs B*llocks
- TDM Too Damn Many
- TFM The F**king Manual
- TFTT Thanks For The Thought
- TGIF Thank God Its Friday
- TIA Thanks In Anticipation
- TIAPSA This Is A Public Service Announcement
- TIC Tongue In Cheek
- TLA Three Letter Abbreviation/Acronym
- TMRTB That Man Reads The Beano
- TNG The Next Generation
- TNX Thanks
- TOS The Original Series
- TP TelePathy/Turbo Pascal
- TP Thread Pane/TelePathy/Turbo Pascal
- TPTB The Powers That Be
- TTBOMK To The Best of My Knowledge
- TTD Things To Do
- TTFN Ta Ta For Now
- TTFS Try This For Size
- TTYL Talk To You Later
- TVM Ta Very Much
- TVMIA Ta Very Much In Advance
- TWID The Way It's Done
- TWIMC To Whom It May Concern
- TYVM Thank You Very Much
- UA Unusual Abbreviation
- UDP User Datagram Protocol
- UFO Unidentified Flying Object
- UHF Ultra High Frequency
- UID User IDentifier
- UK United Kingdom
- UKP United Kingdom Pounds (sterling)
- UKS United Kingdom Sterling
- UPS Uninterruptible Power Supply, United Parcel Service
- USAF United States Air Force
- USR US Robotics
- UT Universal Time (aka GMT, UTC, or Zulu Time)
- UTC Coordinated Universal Time (aka UT)
- UTCCH Until The Cows Come Home
- UTP Unshielded Twisted-Pair cabl
- UUCP Unix-To-Unix Copy Program
- UV UltraViolet
- UYMF Up Yours, My Friend
- VA Virtual Access
- VB Visual Basic
- VB3 Visual Basic 3
- VC Visual C
- VC++ Visual C++
- VGI Very Good Idea
- VPL Visible Panty Line
- VTA View Tab Assistant
- VTC Fuckwits
- VTOL Vertical Take-Off and Landing
- W3 World Wide Web
- W4W Word For Windows
- W4WG Windows For WorkGroups
- WABOL What A Bunch Of Losers
- WAD Working As Designed
- WAEF When All Else Fails
- WAGI What A Good Idea
- WAIDW What Am I Doing Wrong
- WAIS Wide Area Information Server/Service
- WALOB What A Load Of Bollocks
- WFAC Waiting For A Call
- WFMOB Well F**k My Ol' Boots
- WFWG Windows For WorkGroups
- WGAF Who Gives A F**k
- WHYD What Have You Done
- WIBNI Wouldn't It Be Nice If
- WIHIH What in Hell is Happening
- WIWAB When I Was A Boy
- WIWAL When I Were A Lad
- WMF Windows MetaFile
- WOGS Working On Government Service
- WOMBAT Wast Of Money, Brains And Time
- WRT With Respect To
- WTBC Wont That Be Confusing
- WTF What The F**k
- WTFWT What The F**k Was That?
- WUASTC Wake Up And Smell The Coffee
- WW WigWam
- WWFFC Why Wait For Father Christmas
- WWML Will Write More Later
- WWW World Wide Web
- WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get
- WYWO While You Were Out/Offline
- XCVR Transceiver
- XMS eXtended Memory System
- XXXX Lager (allegedly) From Oz
- YACC Yet Another Compiler Compiler
- YASE Yet Another System Error
- YFST Yawns For Some Time
- YHBM You Have BinMail
- YHHM You Have Had Mail
- YHM You Have Mail
- YKWIM You Know What I Mean
- YOGWYPF You Only Get What You Pay For
- YPVS Yamaha Power Valve System
- YSBIB You Should Be In Bed
- YSHBM You Should Have BinMail
- YSHM You Should Have Mail
- YYGT Yes, You Get That
- YYY Yadda, Yadda, Yadda
- ZIF Zero Insertion Force
-