Transcription: It feels slightly gritty. You suppress an urge to dust it. Don't pick at it, you'll only make it worse. Excellent guess, Kreskin. Wrong, but excellent. As cool as it would be to interface these two items, no good would come of it. It probably seemed like a good idea to you at one time. It hurts your eyes to look at that. In fact, you feel a major headache coming on. You display your standard blank stare, but it is unimpressed. You start to say something and then you remember that you're supposed to be a man of action, not words. Or is that the other way around? You drool in that direction, but ...
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