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- (ESTABLISHING SHOT) A weary ADVENTURER, wearing battered armor
- and 10 glowing rings, clutching a potion bottle, and laden with all
- manner of weapons, magical devices, and sacks of gold, lies panting on
- the ground outside of the seedy-looking entrance to a grimy Dungeon.
- The nearby scenery is uniformly grey and uninteresting.
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- Bluff Male Voice: Retrieved the Amulet of Yendor too many times to
- count?
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- Sultry Female Voice: Can't see anything in the Eye of Larn?
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- BMV: Eaten one too many Zombie corpses?
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- SFV: Run out of Greater Gods to kill?
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- CLOSE-UP: The ADVENTURER's sweat-streaked face, which is
- nicked and bruised. He has a black eye.
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- The ADVENTURER nods wearily, and, it seems, with some boredom.
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- MBV+SFV: Then take the ultimate challenge ... The final quest ... OMEGA!
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- (PAN VERTICALLY TOWARD SKY)
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- The Mormon Tabernacle Choir: Ooooooo -- mega!
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- A shaft of brilliant sunlight pierces the overcast sky,
- revealing a Mystic Portal in the sky. A rainbow bridge lances from
- the portal toward the ADVENTURER. As the ADVENTURER hesitantly sets
- foot on the bridge, he (with the viewer) is swept through the M.P.
- in a masterpiece of computer animation. There is a flash of light,
- and a TRANSFORMED ADVENTURER, in newly polished and chromed armor,
- wielding a flaming sword, strides confidently toward an edifice that
- makes the Castle of Ultimate Darkness look like a sandcastle. The
- landscape is vibrantly colored, and we feel that there are new
- challenges awaiting just over the horizon.
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- TMTC: Magnificat! Magnificat! Magnificat!
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- BMV: Coming Soon to a site near you!
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- SFV: Challenge Omega -- The Final Quest!
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- As the ADVENTURER passes through the entrance to the AWESOME
- CASTLE, a giant portcullis slams shut behind him with the force of
- a Death Star bulkhead, and we hear a muffled scream, soon cut off.
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- Satanic Male Voice: If you dare! <laughs insanely>
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