Transcription: But for only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones have falled fifty men, lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage, all your strength comes further for death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth. What an eccentric performance.
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