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- From: malbers@ns.ccsn.edu (Marcus Albers)
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- Subject: REVIEW: Cow Wars
- Followup-To: comp.sys.amiga.games
- Date: 1 Jun 1993 18:28:01 GMT
- Organization: The Amiga Online Review Column - ed. Daniel Barrett
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- Keywords: game, artillery, humor, public domain
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-
- PRODUCT NAME
-
- Cow Wars, version 1.1
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- BRIEF DESCRIPTION
-
- A humorous artillery game.
-
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- AUTHOR/COMPANY INFORMATION
-
- Name: Chris Richards
- Address: P.O. Box 3311
- Iowa City, IA 52245
- USA
-
- E-mail: crichard@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu
-
-
- LIST PRICE
-
- Free -- this program is in the public domain and available on the
- "Aminet" ftp sites in the directory /pub/aminet/game/shoot.
-
-
- SPECIAL HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE REQUIREMENTS
-
- None. The program is AGA-compatible.
-
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- COPY PROTECTION
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- None.
-
-
- REVIEW
-
- As a big Monty Python fan, I love a humorous game, and finally I
- have found one: Cow Wars. The title itself intrigued me, to begin with. My
- first impression was that it may be something based on the many cows of "The
- Far Side", but it is even better. It is Artillery gone Monty Python!
-
- The game that this is based on, called Artillery, is an old game
- that pits two players against each other, armed with cannons. Each player
- takes turns changing the angles on their respective cannons and blasting
- cannon balls at the other player over a mountain. Factors such as wind
- speed and direction and the amount of powder charge will affect the motion
- of the cannonball. A very addicting game. Now, it's better.
-
- Cow Wars uses the same basic rules and variables as the original
- game. But, instead of firing cannonballs, you are firing COWS! Strange,
- but true. Complete with a resounding "mooooooo" whilst they fly over the
- mountain towards their intended target.
-
- You have to fire and hit your opponent with three types of cows:
- styrofoam, glass, and (of course) real cows. The wind direction and velocity
- change constantly and are monitored by a small flag at the bottom of the
- screen. The wind affects the cow types differently: a styrofoam cow will
- blow around more than a glass cow in a strong wind, and a real cow is not
- affected as much as the other two. The cannons themselves pace back and
- forth on their respective sides of the mountain, making the positioning of
- constant shots that much more difficult. Both the maximum wind velocity and
- the maximum distance that the cannons should travel can be controlled by the
- user, or can be picked at random by the computer. The size of the mountain
- can be changed as well.
-
- Then there's the "fire penguin" (as if this wasn't strange enough
- already). He is an oversized penguin that floats back and forth above the
- playfield, ready to intercept any airborne Holsteins that may come his way.
- With a villainous laugh, he devours any cows that cross his path, making it
- even harder to hit your target.
-
- Is this game impossible to play, you ask? Not in the least. It is
- very playable, and it can be made as easy or as hard as you like. The game
- is set up as a two player-only game, but is a lot of fun to play by
- yourself. The fact that the other cannon moves around on the other side of
- the mountain makes it a challenge to hit even if it isn't trying to hit you
- as well.
-
- The program itself was written in Amos, the graphics done with DPaint
- III, and the sounds were taken from a disk of Macintosh sounds.
-
-
- DOCUMENTATION
-
- The documentation is well written and very complete.
-
-
- LIKES AND DISLIKES
-
- As for suggested improvements, the only one that I would suggest is
- a true one-player mode with a computer-controlled opponent.
-
-
- CONCLUSIONS
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- I rate this game as a 9.8 out of a possible 10 points.
-
-
- COPYRIGHT NOTICE
-
- No copyright. Please distribute this if you feel it is that good.
- I only ask that you contact me via E-mail if it is sent to an FTP site or an
- on-line service such as GEnie or Compuserve.
-
-
- ABOUT THIS REVIEW
-
- This review is the first in a long series (I hope) of shareware and
- public-domain software reviews for the starving masses. Hope you like it.
- Please E-mail me with any changes or suggestions for future reviews, as I am
- by no means an expert writer.
-
- I have been using Internet for about nine months now, and by far my
- favorite spots are FTP sites. Being an Amiga user, I found it unbelievable
- that there was this much GOOD freely distributable software there. But,
- there are some duds. And, as my modem runs at only 1200 baud, I find it
- exaspirating when I waste an hour of time downloading something that is
- totally worthless. My purpose with these reviews is basically the same as
- commercial reviews: to keep you from wasting valuable time (instead of
- money, or both if you are on Tymenet) downloading something that you will
- find totally useless. I hope everyone finds these useful. ;^)
-
-
- Marcus J. Albers
- MALBERS@NS.CCSN.EDU
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