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- Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a super
- jock sperm who spent all his time working out. He did things like lifting
- weights and running, his most important duty. All the other sperm were
- very curious about his pasttimes. "Why do you keep working out all the
- time," they asked. "Well," he said, "Of all us sperms, only one of us is
- going to make it to the egg. And that is going to be me." Well, the other
- sperms just floated around waiting for the day to cum (pardon the expression).
- And it did, and they were off! All those sperms racing along and far out in
- front of them was the super jock sperm, racing so fast and so hard (ha HA )
- that they couldn't see him any more, but they still kept cumming. Alas,
- then, away in the distance, they heard a loud piercing scream. They still
- kept cumming though. And then in the distance the super sperm came racing
- back, screaming with all his might, "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! IT'S A BLOW JOB!"