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- POSSIBLE SLOGANS FOR PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOMM WEEK
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- over your stump before you hump
- before you attack her, wrap your wacker
- don't be silly, protect your willy
- don't be a loner, cover your boner
- you can't gour meat
- when undressing venus, wrap up your penis
- never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
- wrap in foil before checking her oil
- especially in december, gift-wrap your member
- don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
- the right selection, check your erection
- a crank with armor will never harm her
- when in doubt, shroud your spout.
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