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- THE BARTENDER'S GUIDE TO SEX DRINKS
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- SHOOTERS
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- BLOW JOB
- 1/2 shot Kahlua topped with whipped cream
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- no hands, tilt your head back and swallow
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- -Daniel Ryan Bidwa
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- CUM IN A HOT TUB
- 1/2 shot o.j.
- 1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
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- pour Bailey's into o.j. for curdling effect
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- -Frederick True
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- DEEP THROAT
- (same as blow job, only in a salt shaker and for women only)
- the tongue must be used to break the whipped cream seal
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- -Tom Burrow
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- FLAMING BLUE FUCK
- 1 1/2 oz. Sambuca
- 1/2 oz. Blue Curaco
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- set on fire and drink through a straw
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- -Derick Campbell
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- ORGASM
- 1/2 shot mint schnapps
- 1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
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- layer the drink
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- -Bruce
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- SIT ON MY FACE
- 1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
- 1 shot Frangelica
- 1 shot Kahlua
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- layer Bailey's Irish Cream over Frangelica over Kahlua
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- -Mark Bittig
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- WRIGLEY'S DOUBLEMINT BLOWJOB
- 1 shot Kahlua
- 1/2 shot of peppermint schnapps 100 proof
- milk or cream
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- stir or whip - (must be p.s. 100 proof)
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- -Chris Alexander
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- TALL COOL ONES ...
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- BETWEEN THE SHEETS
- 1 oz. brandy
- 1 oz. triple sec
- 1 oz. light rum
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- shake with ice, strain into a cocktail glass
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- -Peter Saviz
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- CREAMY BUSH
- 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
- 1 part Bushmill's Irish Whiskey
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- combine in a rock's glass
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- -Dan Gold
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- DIRTY MOTHER
- 3 oz. brandy
- 3 oz. Kahlua
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- stir in a highball glass
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- -Peter Saviz
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- FLAMING ORGASM
- 1 beer (good one)
- 1 shot Bacardi 151
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- pour beer into glass, flame the 151, drop it in the beer and slam...
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- -Dave Chandler
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- FUZZY DICK
- 1 part Kahlua
- 1 part Gran Marnier
- coffee
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- in coffee cup mix, add whipped cream
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- -Dan Gold
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- GET LAID
- 1 1/2 oz. vodka
- 1 oz. rasberry schnapps
- pineapple juice
- spash of cranberry juice
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- stir in highball glass
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- -Peter Saviz
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- HAIRY VIRGIN
- 2 parts rum
- 1 part Triple Sec
- 2 parts orange/pineapple juice
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- serve over ice with a cherry
- (if no cherry, it is called a HAIRY SLUT)
- (if you blend the ice in, it is a FRIGID HAIRY VIRGIN)
- (if no cherry and blended, then it is a HAIRY BITCH)
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- -Rick Prins
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- HOT IRISH NUT
- 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
- 1 part Frangelica
- coffee
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- stir in coffee mug
- (1 part Amaretto optional)
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- -Dan Gold
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- KISS IN THE DARK
- 1 oz. gin
- 1 oz. cherry brandy
- 1 oz. dry vermouth
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- stir with ice, strain into highball glass
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- -Peter Saviz
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- ORGASM
- 2 oz. vodka
- 2 oz. amaretto
- 2 oz. Kahlua
- 2 oz. light cream
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- shake with ice, strain into highball glass
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- -Peter Saviz
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- PAP SMEAR (PABST SMIR)
- 1 beer
- 1 shot Smirnoff 100 proof vodka
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- drop Smirnoff 100 into beer and chug
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- -Mark Bittig
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- POP THE CHERRY
- 2 oz. cherry brandy
- o.j.
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- stir in highball glass, add cherry and orange slice
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- -Peter Saviz
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- REARBUSTER
- 2 oz. tequila
- 2 oz. Kahlua
- cranberry juice
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- stir in highball glass
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- -Peter Saviz
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- SCREAMING ORGASM
- bartender's chair
- equal parts - rum
- vodka
- bourbon
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- open mouth and lean back, swallow until you can't swallow any more
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- -Dave Chandler
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- SEX ON THE BEACH
- 1 part Cream de Casis (or Chambord)
- 1 part Mellon Liquere (or Midori)
- 1 part Pineapple juice
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- stir in highball glass
- (SEX ON THE BEACH WITH A FRIEND- add 1 part vodka)
- (RAPE UNDER THE BOARDWALK- add more alcohol -Allon Stern)
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- -Scott Hutchinson
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- STRAWBERRY STRIPPER
- o.j.
- 1 1/2 oz. strawberry schnapps
- 1 oz. Triple Sec
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- pour strawberry schnapps into o.j. and then Triple Sec - do not stir
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- -Jeff Dowley
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- TIGHT SNATCH
- 1 1/2 oz. light rum
- 1 oz. peach schnapps
- pineapple juice
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- stir in highball glass
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- -Peter Saviz
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- VIRGIN
- 1 1/2 oz. gin
- 1/2 oz. white creme de menthe
- 1 oz. forbidden fruit
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- shake with ice, strain into highball glass
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- -Peter Saviz
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- THE `SCREW' DRINKS
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- here is how to add things together to get the various `screw' drinks.
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- BASIC SCREW
- 1 part vodka
- o.j.
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- stir in highball glass over ice
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- FUZZY
- add 1 part peach schnapps
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- SLOW
- add 1 part sloe gin
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- COMFORTABLE
- add 1 part Southern Comfort
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- UP AGAINST THE WALL
- add splash of Galliano on top
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- combine as necessary
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