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- $$$CREWED
- by
- J. Uris Prudence
-
- I suppose that this is the kind of story that makes us attorneys seem
- like assholes to the little guys of this world, but the fact is that the first
- thing an attorney learns is to take care of "number one"--because no one else
- will. Nice guys win only in the movies. In real life, it's selfish pricks
- like me that get the cream, the money and the best sex that's out there just
- for the asking--as long as you don't let your conscience stand in your way.
- This was a standard non-support case--dirt-ball husband in a nearby
- town, remarried, not paying support for his kids--no money, no assets--in
- other words, no chance to collect. But she was determined to make him suffer,
- and her money was as good as the next person's, so we spent an unsuccessful
- morning in court, then drove back to my office. We were discussing my fees,
- which she obviously didn't have, and it seemed to me that she was hinting at
- working out other arrangements for payment.
- I studied her as we talked. She was 42, black medium length hair and
- sexy, flirty brown eyes that crinkled at the edges when she smiled, which was
- often. I liked that. I've found that women who smile easily spread their
- legs easily. She had huge, firm looking tits, a nice round, full ass and her
- legs were slender with shapely calves which were accentuated by her dark hose
- and black high heels. Her moderately full mouth was encircled with bright red
- lipstick, and she kept her lips glossy and inviting by running her tongue over
- them frequently. She was dressed in a cheap but stylish black full skirt and
- white jacket, ala K-Mart, with a semi see through white polyester blouse.
- I'm 28 years old and have always had the hots for older women,
- especially those like my client whose tawdriness was ill-concealed behind an
- exaggerated air of respectability. She repeated often, as though assuring
- herself, that she was a hard working, respectable mother of two teens, and
- only wanted what was coming to her. I certainly knew what I thought she had
- coming to her, and I promised myself to do my damnedest to give it to her
- before she left the office.
- I got up and walked around and sat on the edge of my desk, not even
- bothering to hide the growing bulge in the front of my pleated pants.
- Heredity was good to me, so the protuberance was not inconsequential, nor did
- she miss it. I told her that I was open to suggestion regarding my fee,
- whereupon, with a playful smile up at me, she slid her chair forward
- wordlessly, and with a practiced hand, whipped down my zipper, took my bloated
- sack in her right hand, skinned back my foreskin with her left and plunged my
- throbbing cockhead into the hot, delicious confines of her milking mouth
- without even the slightest hesitation. Her right forefinger found the
- sensitive little spot right behind my balls, and the scraping of her long red
- fingernail almost caused me to lose my load spontaneously. I could barely
- control my voice when, with my spasming cock making its acquaintance with my
- client's tonsils, I flicked on the intercom and told my secretary to hold all
- of my calls. I also flicked the switch that activated the video camera and
- microphone hidden behind the full length mirror next to my desk.
- I stiffened and took several deep breaths, finally regaining control
- just as my prostate gave a hard twitch and forced out part of my load.
- Feeling the twitch, she pulled away as the glob of sperm oozed from the tip of
- my cock, then just as it was about to run down the underside she plunged it
- back into her mouth and sucked as hard as she could, drawing the dregs of the
- sperm up from deep inside of me.
- Though my head was swimming, I managed a smile. Ever the attorney, I
- realized that she had said nothing about what she wanted in return for her
- oral favors. We had no contract. If I wanted to be dirty--and right at the
- moment, it felt good thinking about letting her suck me for nothing--I could
- set whatever terms I wanted to and be within my legal rights. After all, the
- law is the law. But practically speaking, I'd have to come up with something
- to appease her. I thought quickly. I had been going to charge her $200.00.
- I mentally upped the bill to $300.00, and gave her a $100.00 discount. That
- way, she'd be happy, I'd get my money, and I'd get the physical and
- psychological pleasure of being a double winner in this deal with this living
- personification of my recurrent fantasies.
- She was sucking like a milking machine now and the technique was
- unlike any I'd ever experienced. She'd filled her mouth with saliva and with
- a slight in and out movement of her head coupled with tremendous suction she
- was noisily surging the saliva back and forth around my ultra sensitive
- cockhead. My wife hadn't been taking care of me, and the tremendous load I'd
- built up, coupled with the unique sensations put us on the home stretch, and
- she knew. I stared at her in fascination. This woman was not just giving
- head--she was a professional cocksucker--a craftswoman without peer. And the
- surprising thing was that she seemed to be genuinely enjoying what she was
- doing--she seemed to be getting off as I approached orgasm.
- As I watched her face with fascination, watching my ever burgeoning
- rod sliding between those carmined lips, she looked up at me, and as a thrill
- of guilt ran through me, she knowingly winked at me, pulled me out of her
- mouth and asked huskily if she was doing it right. My hips involuntarily
- jerked forward, trying to get it back in her mouth as I gave her what I'm sure
- was a strained smile and told her she was doing great. The stimulation of
- watching my cock disappear into her smile as I complimented her placed the
- entire matter on a right now basis. As the feeling rose from deep between my
- legs, I ordered her to pull up her skirt so I could see her legs, and she did
- my bidding without even missing a suck. A thrill lanced through my loins when
- I saw that she was wearing tightly gartered nylons instead of pantyhose.
- Nylons had been my secret fetish since I was a kid, and the fact that so few
- women wore them anymore added to the trill of viewing this 'forbidden fruit'.
- The thought that she had planned this whole episode from the beginning, right
- down to the nylons excited me almost to orgasm. With my left hand I reached
- down and grabbed a handful of tit, and my right hand went to the back of her
- head. I wasn't going to let her pull away at the last minute like my wife
- did--but somehow I sensed that my worries were groundless.
- As my prostate began to swell and the feeling began climbing up toward
- that heavenly peak, she gripped my ball sack in a gentle but firm grip that
- seemed to slow down the approaching orgasm. Her oral ministrations were
- extremely stimulating, but that strong but gentle hand had a calming effect
- and the two opposing feelings made the orgasm seem to take minutes to arrive.
- My heart rate seemed to slow down and my heart thudded loudly in my chest as
- each suck moved me closer to my crisis. Then suddenly I couldn't stand it
- anymore. I felt like the king of the world. Looking down at her from my
- lofty perch, squeezing the monstrous boob in my left hand, I wound my hand in
- her hair and jerked her head back and forth, each time forcing more of my cock
- into her mouth until she was almost choking, but she never pulled back. When
- she reached between her legs and began playing with her pussy as I roughly
- jerked her head onto my cock, I couldn't believe what I was seeing. She was
- getting off on the rough treatment. I would like to have experimented more,
- but the tremendous mental and physical stimulation pushed me over the top, and
- with almost painful jets, I shot a copious load of jism right down her throat,
- my cock unbelievably huge and purple looking, the orgasm without a doubt the
- best I'd ever experienced in a woman's mouth. And as I rode the crest of the
- orgasm, she rubbed her clit vigorously and popped her cork, moaning and
- groaning around my squirting rod, making it feel even better.
- I collapsed backward onto my elbows, basking in the after glow, my
- cock still twitching in her hand as she licked her lips and swallowed the
- remains of my wad. Then, squeezing up the length of my cock, she forced up a
- final dollop of sperm, and looking at me, she told me that this was the best,
- because it was the freshest, and she wanted to be sure and taste it. Then,
- squeezing the huge drip onto her tongue, she let me watch her spread it around
- her mouth and slowly and with a sensuous grin, swallowed the entire thing.
- Then, as though not yet satisfied, she sucked my cock clean of every last drop
- of cum, kissed my balls tenderly and sat back in her chair with a smile,
- rearranging her skirt, giving me a shot of her unpantied beaver before
- dropping the skirt primly into place.
- I let my head drop back onto the desk, eyes closed, trying to regain
- my strength. I'd never had a head shot like that. The woman was a vampire--
- she positively loved cum. I glanced at the clock and with a shock realized
- that she'd sucked me for almost 20 minutes, and that we were almost through
- the lunch hour. Quickly, I refigured her bill. I'd need to get paid for that
- extra hour now, and--what the hell--she'd just had her lunch on me! I tacked
- $50.00 dollars onto her bill. That would make it $350.00. But then I
- realized that she'd probably dicker with me, so I threw on another $100.00 to
- give me something to work with, for a total of $450.00 less her discount. I'd
- just gotten paid $150.00 for blowing my wad down my client's throat!
- As I'd watched her repair her lipstick, I thought about the glimpse of
- her hairy cooze I'd gotten as she'd pulled the skirt down. I was still
- excited and the thought of fucking this 'respectable' mother of three made my
- cock start to stand up again. I didn't bother to put it away.
- Well, Mrs.-----, that was great--you certainly have talent--but now
- there's the matter of your bill."
- Well, of course, she'd expected that the entire bill would be forgiven
- based on her performance, but I gave her a lecture on overhead, travel fees,
- etc., then made my pitch for the discount. But before I did it, a perverse
- streak caused me to quote her $550.00 as my bill to see what she'd say. She
- seemed taken aback, but I pointed out that I'd done a lot of research before
- we'd gone to court. I gently explained to her that just because she'd assumed
- that I'd dismiss the whole bill didn't constitute a contract because we'd had
- no discussion beforehand. Then I asked her what she thought her services had
- been worth. Just as I thought, she undervalued them--obviously low self
- esteem--and dubiously quoted $100.00. I could have backed her down, but I had
- another plan in mind. I accepted her offer, and generously knocked off
- another $50.00 to show good faith. That term always gets them, even though it
- meant nothing in this case. Now we were down to $400.00.
- She had brightened appreciably. I then offered her a chance to knock
- the bill down another $50.00 if I could fuck her--and I said it just like
- that. She acted as though the very words turned her on. But, believe it or
- not, she was getting bolder, and came back with $100.00. We finally settled
- on $75.00. I was on a roll, and I could have gotten her down to $50.00--but,
- what the hell--I'm not totally devoid of conscience!
- She was great. Sopping wet and as tight as a teenage girl, if she'd
- had two kids, my hat is off to the doctor who took the stitches. And 15
- minutes later, with her on her back on my desk, me standing on the floor and
- hammering it straight up into her pussy, her nylon covered legs draped over my
- shoulders so I could get maximum penetration--I like my money's worth--with my
- huge rod being swallowed whole by her hairy, milking cunt, my wife called on
- my office phone.
- Without missing a beat I told her I'd be home early, and that she
- should get the kids ready so we could go out for an early dinner--that I was
- starved. When she asked if I was having a good day, I almost laughed. The
- best blowjob of my life, fucking my fantasy--an older woman--on my office
- desk, and having her pay me an extra $125.00 for the privilege--I guess you
- could call that the perfect day, if there is such a thing. And it became even
- more perfect when I hung up the phone, and with ten teeth rattling (hers)
- jabs, ejaculated what was left of my sperm directly into her uterus, as she
- shrieked in orgasm and clenched her nylon covered legs behind my back, doing
- her best to impale her self on my spurting member.
- And when I pulled it out and made her lick it clean, she did it
- without a word of complaint--in fact, she tried to suck m off again, and I
- had to push her away. Hell, she couldn't afford it!
- Oh, yeah. You'll love this. It so happens that I play racquetball
- with a doctor and a dentist. The next day, while we were getting ready for
- the shower, I told them the story of how I'd scammed her, and we all had a
- good laugh over it, though the dentist seemed strangely silent afterwards, and
- when he took his jock strap off, he had a hardon you could have hung a towel
- on. The doctor and I teased him over it, and I asked him if the story had
- been too graphic. His response was that she was one of his patients and that
- her kids needed braces, and that she had an appointment for that very
- afternoon to discuss with him how she would pay for them. It was obvious that
- his mind was running away with the possibilities for creative finance posed by
- my client's willingness to engage in the barter system, as well as her
- ignorance of our flexible 'professional' rate schedules.
- And that's not the end of the story. The dentist sent me a check for
- $500.00 for 'professional consultation' so I can just begin to imagine how
- creative his financing must have been. And the doctor sent me a $100.00
- 'referral fee' because the dentist had to consult him for vitamins and
- testosterone shots just to be able to collect his bill. And the video--it
- came out just perfect--that is, my face couldn't be identified on it--and I
- sold it to a mail-order dealer in amateur adult video for $500.00--except for
- the copy I loan to my buddies when they have a stag party.
- So--my gross on the entire deal was $1,425.00, my overhead was the
- original $200.00 I would have charged her, and the net on the deal was
- $1,225.00--plus a dynamite head shot, and a passable fuck. I can't wait until
- the next time she decides to make her ex-husband suffer. In my professional
- opinion, it's going to be a long, involved case!!!
-
- END.
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