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AFTER CHRISTMAS...

Jolly old Santa had just finished his christmas rounds, and he was as
tired as he had ever been. Oh, the toy delivery went as well as always,
but there just wasn't the old energy  that there used to be. Santa decided
he needed to take on a helper, y'know...to split up the duties.

Well, Santa went on a manhunt to find the perfect helper. He took nearly a
week, but he finally found that a single individual wasn't going to be
able to cover all of the job. Santa decided to hire two helper, because he
found two people who would be perfect if they were combined!

The first helper was named Rolf, and he was from Norway. Rolf was a Santa-
like individual: Large, jolly, and a hard worker! Rolf was going to be the
helper that helped to take care of the children.

The second helper was very un-Santa-like in many ways. Dean was from the
United States. Dean also  was only 5'10" and 130 lbs. The other
interesting thing about Dean was that he was...um...well...gay! Santa had
noticed that the gay population wasn't having as much fun at christmastime
as were other people, and he really didn't care for such a situation. Why,
the various religious and political organizations that were against gays
proved that they really did not have any true christmas spirit. Santa felt
that this was utterly pathetic on the non-gays part, so he was going to
help make the holidays much brighter by allowing Dean to deliver various
presents to the good gays and lesbians around the world. Dean was Santa-
like in that way, for he looked forward to giving the various presents to
the various people.

Dean also was able to set up his 'workshop' away from the North Pole.
Santa wasn't too keen at first, but Dean explained that he just HAD to
have tan lines, and that tanning beds just didn't do the job as well as a
semi-tropical sun. Santa saw the truth to this, and so he set Dean up in a
shop on Maui!

Now, Dean was HOT to begin with, and living on Maui just helped to enhance
his aura all that much more. Dean was also to get much practice for his
Christmas gift giving: Well, Maui is Maui, and there are many very hot
dudes roaming around to practice with! By Christmastime, Dean was amazed
at how expertly he was able to slip a condom on guy...he'd need that
expertise for his Christmas deliveries. He was thankful that Santa had
taught him about the space-time distortion that allowed hime to deliver at
a pace which was comfortable for him...Dean did like the types of
deliveries, and an hour or two in the distortion took only a blink of an
eye in the general time (a blink with Chad, a blink with Biff, a blink
with Jeff, a blink with...).

Well, as we all know, Christmas was never the same after Rolf and Dean
joined up with Santa! Santa was able to be even jollier, Rolf proved to be
a perfect addition, and Dean...Well Dean was the prize of the batch. He
made millions upon millions of Gay men happy! He not only delivered the
correct toys to those who wanted toys, or the correct clothes to those who
wanted the correct clothes...he also delivered...ummm...satisfaction that
very few ever had attained before! And even Santa could admire the perfect
tan-lines that Dean maintained (although he thought that the red g-string
and half-tank-top was a little too revealing a uniform, but then again...Dean
did make many people VERY happy....).

So...next Christmas, you may hear the jolly laughter of a jolly old elf,
the jolly barrell laugh of a joyous Norwegian, or...if you are quite
good...the muffled cries of a hot dude who came down your chimney in a
g-string and a cutoff tank-top and a promise of hot satisfaction!