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- The Waitress
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- I've always had a thing for waitresses. I think its because
- often waitresses are women who really do enjoy serving men and enjoy
- serving them sexually as well as in other ways. Then too, waitresses
- often have a flair for showing off their legs. Especially in bars. I
- guess its the clothes that the management makes them wear some of the
- time. But would a woman wear a dress slit to her waist if it didn't
- make her cunt juicy when men stared? I doubt it.
- Over the years I've had great fun flirting with the sweet young
- things that flit from table to table showing off their slut bodies.
- I've never made any secret of my interest in waitresses and any woman
- I've ever been serious about has had to deal with that right up
- front. I just tell them that I love to look and love to flirt and
- that if they will help me do it I'll fuck their brains out after I've
- had my fun, and if they dont' help me I'll fuck the waitress's brains
- out. That's fair, isn't it?
- I can still remember the names of the best ones, and I have a
- mental image of them in their little outfits. One of those "best
- ones" was a gal named Sarah who really got off on my interest in
- waitresses and loved for me to tell her about the others that I had
- fucked. I found out she was bi and that part of her excitement was
- due to her own enjoyment of waitresses as well, but I didn't care why
- it excited her, I loved it. She used to tell me stories about eating
- out some of her co-workers in the ladies room from time to time and
- that always got my juices flowing. I remember one time when Sarah
- fixed me up with a friend of hers and helped me make the little slut
- come over and over for nearly five hours. We had that sexy little
- bitch moaning continously. When we finally untied her and let her
- leave Sarah and I fucked the rest of the night away. I'll never
- forget Sarah.
- One of the best waitress fucks I ever had wasn't a waitress when
- I first met her. She was a saleslady for a new line of hosiery that
- had just come out. The hosiery line is pretty famous now and comes in
- those little egg shaped containers. When the company first started
- marketing that hosiery they wisely used the gimmick of sending out
- salesgirls dressed in very short little outfits that showed off their
- product, which was of course pantyhose. The girl that called on us
- had the finest set of legs I have ever seen and long brown hair that
- came all the way to her ass in back. She was beautiful and I wanted
- to fuck her so bad I could taste it. I couldn't get anywhere with her
- when she was calling on us, and it was quite a surprise to me when I
- found her several years later waiting on tables in a Steak and Ale in
- a nearby city.
- I fucked her that night, twice in the men's room at the
- restuarant and several more times in her apartment. It turned out
- that she was merely concerned about losing her job when she was
- selling the pantyhose and was as glad to see me as I was to see her.
- Her legs were just as beautiful as ever and one thing that really
- thrilled me about her was how sensitive she was on the inside of her
- thighs. I dated the sweet little thing for nearly a year after our
- encounter in the restaurant, and I found that I could make her come
- simply by running my fingers lightly along the insides of her thighs.
- She went bananas if I kissed her there, and believe me, I kissed her
- there often and well. By the time I got my tongue in her cunt she was
- a basket case. I guess I'd still be fucking that little slut, but she
- gained about twenty pounds and lost her appeal. Too bad, she was
- quite alot of fun.
- I'll have to admit that there are lots of waitresses who don't do
- a thing for me. Probably the worst place in the world for waitress
- hunting is truck stops. I seldom ever stop at them, because there are
- so many dogs at those places. But there was that one time that I
- stopped at a really busy truck stop along Interstate 95 and found
- Ginger. Ginger was only 24 years old and had a body that would stop
- traffic. She was the hottest little piece I'd ever seen in action in
- a restaurant, moving from table to table and making men's mouths water
- everywhere she went. It wasn't the outfit she had on or even her
- beauty, but the wonderful and witty way she handled all the passes
- that were made to her. She never really let the men get really vulgar
- with her, at least not while she was working, but she always let them
- know that she knew as much about fucking as any of them did and loved
- it even more than they did.
- The night that I met her I hung around, planning on getting a pop
- at her after she got off work. I found I wasn't alone and that there
- were four other men there who had the same idea. Ginger seemed to be
- used to that and she handled it perfectly. We were all lined up
- outside the door when she came out, and she moved from man to man,
- kissing us all on the mouth and walking about ten feet away from us
- before turning and saying, "Well, come along boys....there's plenty
- for everyone". There was.
- Not all the waitresses I found attractive were easy, for sure.
- I'll never forget Brenda. She was a waitress in a small cafe in one
- of the cities to which I travelled often. She looked like an angel.
- She had that innocent little face and a thin, not particularly
- voluptous body, and never really flirted with anyone. Still, she had
- that inner quality that I've almost never been mistaken about. That
- inner quality that says "I'm one of the women in the world that really
- gets juicy when a man who knows what he's doing uses me in the right
- ways". I tried all my best lines on Brenda over a period of three
- months and couldn't seem to get anywhere. Finally I began increasing
- the amount of my tips out of frustration, and her attitude finally
- began to change just a bit. By the time she finally let me fuck her I
- was tipping her over $50 for meals that never exceeded $15. I know,
- it was crazy, and very expensive. But I just had to pop her, and it
- eventually paid off well. She was every bit the slut that I had
- imagined her to be, and we fucked off and on for nearly five years.
- After I popped her that first time I never had to tip her again, all I
- had to do was just leave her a note on the table telling her where and
- when. She never stood me up or was unavailable, and she undoubtedly
- had the most accomodating asshole of any woman I've fucked either
- before or since. To be as sweet an innocent as she appeared she sure
- did crave being fucked up the backdoor, and I obliged her often. In
- fact, it got to be the kind of situation where she knew that I was
- only interested in corn-holing her and I never had to ask for it or
- even bother to screw her in the cunt. On several occasions when I
- told her I wanted some pussy too she even invited a friend over so
- that I could screw her friend's cunt and her ass. It really worked
- out nicely.
- There are lots of other waitresses that I could tell you stories
- about, but these should suffice. Just remember that when you're in a
- restuarant and you see a pretty young thing strutting her stuff that
- she probably needs it as much or more than you do. Tell her what you
- require and use the whore. You'll be glad you did. Oh, and dont' be
- too tight to tip. It pays off in the long run.