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- Men Are Us
-
- by Janet Dubois
-
- Remote Sysop, The Great White North {207-627-4169}
-
- As I mentioned in my last story, Carol and I had decided after our
- latest lovemaking session to visit the local pubs and try out a man,
- just for a change of pace. We didn't want to stay too close to home, so
- we headed down to Portland. There are dozens of bars and 'wild and
- crazy guys' in every one.
-
- Our first stop was a drug store to pick up some condoms. Naturally, I
- don't normally use them, except on special occasions as a cover for my
- dildos, but I was astounded at the plethora of colors and shapes. We
- decided on some ribbed Excitas and bought three from a somewhat frumpy
- older lady. It was obviously distasteful for her to have to sell them.
- We just giggled and enjoyed her embarrassment.
-
- The first bar we entered was pathetically barren. One of the
- disadvantages in visiting away from home is not knowing where the 'hot'
- spots are. After a couple more failures, we finally found a bar we
- jokingly referred to as Men 'R' Us, because of the number of men, elbow
- to elbow. At first, we thought that we were in a gay mens' bar, but it
- only took about three minutes for the lines to start.
-
- Since I realized my preference for women, I have slept with three men,
- but they were already acquaintances, so it had been a long time since I
- had heard the openers men use. I had to rely on Carol to let me know
- which lines were original. At least there were a few gentlemen in the
- bar, so before we could order, we had drinks delivered from 'the guy
- with the lousy rug'. We spent the next hour drinking, dancing and
- deciding which of the hunks would take us home. We had already decided
- that whoever we selected, it would have to be a pair and they would
- have to be willing to follow us up to the mountains. We finally found a
- couple of roommates {Burt and Ernie, believe it or not} and gave them
- directions to my house. By the time we reached the house, it was nearly
- eleven p. m.
-
- I fixed drinks for all and Burt, a loan officer at one of the banks,
- produced some coke and pot. I declined because I don't like coke and am
- fearful of smoking in front of strangers. Neither Ernie nor Carol were
- as hesitant and it wasn't long until the three of them had white powder
- all over their faces. I had to laugh when it struck me that if the
- police should knock on the door, I would tell them that we had all had
- a powdered doughnut fit.
-
- After a little while, the drugs and alcohol took affect and the talk
- turned to how a couple of foxes could survive in the wilds without men.
- Carol and I giggled as we traded knowing glances about our customary
- sexual practices, but neither of us said anything. Finally, Burt
- suggested that should we decide to get intimate, there was no time like
- the present.
-
- Ernie and Carol had already decided upon the fur blankets on the living
- room floor, leaving Burt and I to my play room. I have never figured
- out why, but I can't fuck a man in my own bed. {Women, yes, but men,
- no.} In any case, he was impressed by the array of erotica I had set
- out before leaving. I carefully placed the condom on the vanity next to
- the bed and made sure that Burt knew that he would be using it. Oddly
- enough, not only did he not protest, a surprise, but he produced some
- Saran Wrap. I asked him what it was for and he informed me that because
- of the sexually transmitted diseases around, it was the only safe way
- to perform cunnilingus. His delicacy in speech impressed me.
-
- In a matter of seconds, we were kissing. His hands started on my back,
- covertly checking for the non-existent bra, and then slid down to my
- ass. It was nice to have someone else take the dominant role in sex and
- I enjoyed his gentle kisses on my neck and down to my tits. I could
- feel his tongue through my blouse and couldn't wait for him to undress
- me. After pulling of my blouse and commenting on how firm and yet
- tender my boobs were, he unzipped my jeans. {Flattery will get you
- everywhere!} He started to massage my thighs and slowly moved his
- fingers up to my crotch, while continuing to tongue my nipples, neck
- and ears. I whispered to him that I was clean shaven, so he wouldn't
- be too surprised and I could tell by the increased speed of his tongue
- that he had no objections.
-
- As his hands hooked the sides of my underpants {French cut}, his head
- and tongue moved lower. Even on my back, I could smell my juices that
- he had started by his kissing. After removing my panties, he stood and
- undressed. At first I was startled by the size of his cock, but quickly
- realized that it wasn't much larger than my favorite toy. I reached
- over and started to caress his balls and prick, although it really
- didn't need much help in staying hard.
-
- He asked for a pillow and put it under my ass. Next Burt unfolded the
- plastic wrap and placed it over my pussy. After he started licking my
- clit, I understood the prior reluctance men had expressed about wearing
- condoms. It felt good enough, since I came a couple of times, but it
- just wasn't as thrilling as when Carol licks me. All the time he licked
- my cunt, he massaged my tits with his free hand. After I came for the
- fourth of fifth time, he slid his hand under my ass and asked if I
- minded some anal action. Not only didn't I object, but I told him where
- I keep my lubricant. His finger was gentler than his tongue, but it was
- certainly thicker and I squirmed after he inserted it as far as
- possible. He started pushing his finger in and out until I could only
- see a blur. I bounced on the bed as I came again and actually felt my
- juices sticking to the saran wrap.
-
- He moved beside me and again started kissing me on the lips. It was my
- turn now, and I wanted to show him my appreciation for his expert
- lovemaking, so I put the condom over the head of his cock and took most
- of it into my mouth. I kept gently stroking his balls as I moved my
- head up and down. I even used the 'butterfly' lick on him, which I
- usually reserve for my women friends. I was surprised when he began to
- moan and talk dirty to encourage me because most of the men I have
- known were silent. I put some lubricant on my finger and stopped
- sucking long enough to ask Burt if I could return his earlier favor. He
- turned slightly on his side to allow me access. I had originally
- intended to 'beat' him off while fingering his ass, but suddenly
- decided that I had other plans. I rolled him onto his side and began to
- massage his balls and cock from under his legs. I admit I was a little
- surprised at how clean his ass was and before I could stop myself
- started to lick it. The stiffening of his cock let me know that he was
- enjoying it, so I licked harder. It was hard to keep from fingering
- myself, but maybe later.
-
- I rolled him fully onto his back and straddled his cock. As I slid
- down, I couldn't help but whimper at the warmth and hardness that his
- cock provided. At first, I slowly slid up and down, but as he kneaded
- my breasts and fingered the nipples, I went faster and faster. As is
- customary, he came before I had hoped, but he didn't seem at all
- disappointed and thanked me profusely. It is kind of strange to feel
- the come pushing against the condom without it going further. I
- suggested that if he would like, we could take a little breather and go
- for another round. This idea made him smile and he reached for his
- pants and produced a mammoth joint. Since he had just finished eating
- my pussy with gusto and letting me fuck him, I was convinced that he
- wasn't a narc, so I joined him. It wasn't long before the dope took
- affect and my clit started tingling. We talked about some of our
- fantasies and other idle sex talk when he started to cry. I nearly
- cried myself when he told me that I had given him such as sucking and
- fucking, as well as the coke and pot, he wasn't sure if he could get it
- up again.
-
- I told him that I could certainly solve that as he had mentioned one of
- his fetishes being female masturbation. I went to the case and brought
- back my dildos and asked him to choose the one he liked best. He
- selected one of the smaller vibrators and I checked the batteries. I
- set the fuck machine on the bed and started fingering my nipples until
- they were hard. As I moved one hand down to my bald pussy, I told him
- of the many times I had come to my room to use that particular vibrator
- and how many times the humming and thrusting had made me come. I guess
- that the drugs and his tongue had gotten me in a mood to be somewhat
- slutty and certainly brought out the exhibitionist in me. As I stroked
- my clit, I told him of how I enjoyed making myself wet and rubbing my
- love juice all over my tits. I inserted a finger into my twat and
- started fucking myself. I moved my other hand from my tits to the
- vibrator and switched it on. Although it never touched him, the
- buzzing made his dick start to stand up. When I rubbed it against my
- clit, I nearly came and shivered from the vibrations. When I pushed it
- in to the end, his cock became erect. I sat down in such a way that
- the pseudo-cock stayed in, buzzing away, but both of my hands were
- free. Unfortunately, another fuck was out of the question, because I
- didn't bring another rubber up with us, so I began to stroke his cock.
- I suggested he lift his legs for a little surprise and I grabbed one of
- the smaller vibrators and lubricated it. As gently as possible, I
- stuck it into Burt's ass and again grabbed his prick. It was difficult
- to concentrate with my pussy buzzing away, but I managed to switch his
- unit on and began to play with him in earnest. He definitely liked the
- feeling and began to moan again. It took a few more strokes, but just
- as I shuddered from another great orgasm, he shot his sperm into the
- air. I kept stroking him until there wasn't a drop left.
-
- After, while we lie catching our breath, we began to wonder how Carol
- and Ernie were doing, but didn't really care that much. After mumbling
- something about work in the morning, Burt got dressed. It was hard to
- tell him that this had been a one night stand, especially since I
- enjoyed it, but I wasn't ready to give up on women. He didn't seem too
- upset about it and I promised that should I go to the big city again, I
- would certainly give him a call.
-
- When we got downstairs, Ernie and Carol were dressed and doing some
- more coke. When Ernie saw Burt, he knew it was time to go, so he and
- Carol exchanged numbers {she goes to school a few miles from Portland}
- and they left. Carol and I went straight to the shower and cleaned up
- without much conversation, but promised to give each other a blow by
- blow in the morning. As Carol and I snuggled into my bed, I wondered
- if I would ever find a man as gentle as Burt again. I did know that I
- wouldn't look for one.
-
- In the morning, I overslept and when I awoke I found note from Carol
- saying that she didn't want to disturb the 'sleeping beauty'. She can
- be such a romantic at times. In any case, we enjoyed our night out
- with the boys, but decided to get together real soon and see if we were
- still as interested in each other as always, but that's another story.
-
- J. D.
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