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- Time for a midnight lullaby:
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- Now I lay me down to bed,
- A gorgeous blonde beside my head.
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- I think of all the things I might do,
- All the hair-raising accomplishments with the likes of you.
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- I swittle this, and I twaddle that,
- I make her cry for more.
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- Ah, the pleasure of it all,
- Who said life in bed was a bore.
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- And if, for some sorriful chance,
- That I should wake and find it all happenstance;
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- Find that that blonde is really a book,
- And for that sound I was really took;
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- I shall break it away, break it all away,
- Till I no longer need that blonde;
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- Beside my head; inside my head.
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- Thank goodness for masterbation.