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- ... a memoir from Friar Dave, to be found and addressed as same on
- Rusty & Edie's BBS, and any NixPix board, about meeting a very special
- young woman and how things thus began to Get Out of Hand. This memoir is
- very explicit, but not to worry, Dear Reader, because I have changed the
- names to protect those who had a helluvalot of fun, and if tales of
- people getting to know each other in Every Way offend you, this is a
- real good time to erase this file.
- Any and all feedback -- positive and negative -- would be
- appreciated.
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- LIVINIA.5
- Alicia stopped at the top floor landing, the one outside my
- apartment. She and her sister just looked at each other, then Livinia
- nodded and Alicia glanced at me, smiled shyly and looked down and stood
- there.
- "Well, come in, come in," I said. "Welcome to my home."
- She was wearing a light overcoat -- more of a rain coat -- with one
- of those stupid plastic rain bonnets. I took the coat and hung it in the
- shower -- apparently, the drizzle had resumed -- and slung the bonnet
- over the clothesline that is to be found in every cheap apartment in
- Brooklyn and turned to find her taking what looked like ivory combs out
- of her hair. She'd worn it in a neat, severe bun all afternoon.
- Unfastened, her hair fell almost to her buns. She was wearing Guess
- jeans, high-heel boots and a white cashmere sweater that fit every
- loving damn curve of her. She kept looking from Livinia to me to the
- floor.
- "If you'll excuse me, Livinia will show you around while I cook."
- "Oh, you can cook?" Oh, my goodness, but she had such a lovely
- voice that emanated from between such lovely lips and out of a throat so
- slender and graceful --
- "Yeah, sorta," I said and exited for the kitchen. Livinia took her
- gorgeous, sexy young sister toward the living room. Both were jabbering
- in Tagolog. I was preparing to stir fry some chicken and vegetables and
- cook rice.
- Yes, something was definitely wrong with this picture.
- I looked down at the front of my robe and said, aloud, "Down, boy,"
- and got the rice started and peanut oil heating. Then I went into the
- living room. Being barefoot and having grown up in apartment buildings
- where One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Floor, I automatically walked
- quietly.
- They were in a deep clinch, topped by a deep kiss. I watched as
- they ran their hands over each other and murmured. I could make out just
- enough to know it was Tagolog. I backed into my foyer and noisily bumped
- into the doorway that leads to my home office that leads to my living
- room. The cat ran up to see if I was okay and demanded attention. I
- succumbed to his -- its -- furry charms and straightened. They were
- facing me, each with an arm around the other's waist.
- Of course, by this time I knew what was coming and having avoided
- thinking about it for a good fifteen minutes, my answer was out of my
- mouth as soon as the two of them revealed that Alicia wanted to find out
- what it was like to be with a man -- specifically, me.
- I looked them both up and down and shook my head.
- "No."
- Alicia stared, numb. Livinia's jaw sagged and her mouth hung open.
- "Want to know why?"
- Both nodded.
- I stepped into the living room. I took Alicia's cashmere clad
- shoulders in my hands. When she looked down, she was looking at the
- front of my robe. She realized it, looked up, looked away, looked
- around.
- "Look at me."
- She did, looked away, then looked at me. She had beautiful eyes.
- "If you had just met me -- at the airport, during the flight,
- walking around the museum or the neighborhood -- would you really have
- wanted to come home with me and stand here and ask me to fuck you?"
- The word seemed to slap her. She caught herself and frowned.
- "You are very nice, and polite, and smart, and good-looking and my
- sister says you are very good in bed -- "
- Alright! I thought. I felt like a million bucks.
- " -- and she says your penis isn't too big."
- Terrific. Brother, can you spare a dime?
- "You make me sound like a Boy Scout. With a cock. But you didn't
- answer my question."
- She took a deep breath -- which took my attention from her eyes for
- a moment -- and said, "Don't you think I'm sexy?"
- "Very. Answer my question."
- "Very well," she said, and the finishing school came out of her
- mouth then. "No, I would not have. Nothing personal, but every time I
- look at a man and think he might be interesting, I think of what men did
- to my sister and what my friends -- my girlfriends -- " Defiantly. " --
- have told me about men. So I would not have come home with you and asked
- you to 'fuck me,' as you so charmingly put it."
- "I didn't think so. So I don't think this is a good idea."
- Livinia asserted herself.
- "Daveed," she said, pressing herself against me. "We will both be
- there, you know." Her hand slid into my robe. She found me hard, indeed.
- "Wouldn't you like that?"
- "You have to ask? I'd love it -- if both of you wanted to be alone
- with me. But that isn't so, is it?" I pulled Alicia toward me and kissed
- her lips quickly and urgently, half because I figured it was the only
- chance I'd get and half to reinforce my assertion. "Alicia, you may be
- the most stunningly beautiful woman I've ever met face-to-face, but I'm
- old enough to know what counts. I won't be an experiment or an
- experience. If we can't be friends and lovers, we can't be lovers."
- I looked at Livinia. "It was a sweet thought," I said, thinking
- that what she was doing wasn't, at some level, different than what her
- uncle had done in arranging dates for her. "But it is not a good idea
- this way. And I am very flattered."
- "Are you mad at me?"
- I almost had been, but I couldn't be. I shook my head. I ducked my
- head down and kissed her lightly on the lips and disentangled her. "No."
- I cupped her butt through the robe she wore. "And I still want you."
- I looked up to get Alicia's reaction. Jealousy flickered through
- her face, then faded. She held her hand out. "Allow me to present
- myself. My name is Alicia."
- I shook her ladylike hand. "Alicia, if you don't put something on
- over that cashmere sweater, which does nothing to hide your nipples, I'm
- going to become unruly."
- After a moment, she realized it was meant good-naturedly and smiled
- -- and then wrinkled her nose. "Is something burning?"
- Peanut oil!
- "Damn!" I fled for the kitchen and took care of things. Both
- pitched in -- Alicia was more of a menace in the kitchen than her sister
- -- and we finally sat down and ate stir-fried veggies with chicken over
- rice. Then we all drank Irish coffee and eventually dispensed with the
- coffee and drank brandy. Livinia got snookies and I put her in my bed
- and crawled in to pull her into my arms after setting up the pullout and
- donating some ludicrously oversized flannel pajamas to Alicia, who was
- perfectly content to roll into the extra blankets on the pullout sofa.
- Livinia and I made endless love in the morning, when we awoke -- to
- be precise: when I awoke to her sucking me. Then she straddled me and
- moved up and down over me with only her cunt touching only my cock. She
- went up and down, up and down, for what seemed like very little time.
- But the moment my cock began swelling and jerking, she crammed all of it
- into her and pressed against me -- with that amazing clitoris, all
- swollen and huge, jammed against me -- and squeezed me inside her until
- her lovely little cunt had sucked me dry.
- I indulged us all in a cholesterol festival by defrosting and
- microwaving a pound of bacon and scrambling a half-dozen eggs with green
- and red peppers and some bits of scallion chopped up in the melange,
- along with cinnamon, nutmeg and a touch of pepper. The aroma summoned
- Alicia who looked -- incredibly -- even more edible freshly wakened and
- with her abundant curves moving lissomely inside a pair of my flannel
- PJs. She managed to look cute and sexy at the same time, which is no
- mean feat. The sisters kissed, at first chastely and then with
- increasing lust.
- I cleared my throat and told them their breakfast was getting cold.
- They don't call me Captain Bringdown for nuthin', no siree.
- As I might have expected (but stupidly, did not) they scarfed down
- the food prodigiously. I barely got a mouthful of eggs and forget the
- bacon and toast, pal. Sometime during the breakfast, they started
- playing Let's See Who Can Make David Crazy Fastest By Sucking The
- Oranges and then it was time to play Let The PJs Get Unbuttoned (Alicia)
- and Let The Robe Get Loose (Livinia) and finally I stood up and parted
- my robe and told them, "Look, either start fucking my cock or stop
- fucking with my head, okay?"
- At which Alicia said, very proper and prim, "Why, sir I don't know
- whatever are you talking about!"
- Livinia giggled and made a remark in Tagolog and Alicia laughed and
- I felt even more stupid than usual, standing there with my schlong
- hanging out in front of two beautiful, laughing women.
- Eventually, after helping me wash the dishes and pots and pans (at
- which both excelled) they left, together -- and left me with vivid
- memories of their laughter. By three, I had generally calmed down and
- made a fresh pot of coffee (having sent Livinia's concoction to a justly
- deserved destiny down the drain) and settled in here with a well-packed
- pipe full of Borkum Riff. I was full of good intentions to catch up on
- the writing that had somehow gotten postponed thus far in the weekend. I
- was full of Noble Resolve at my behavior with Livinia and Alicia The
- Luscious. I was full of pride.
- I was full of shit.
- As it turned out, opportunity sometimes does knock more than once.
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- By the way -- When was the last time you shared your experiences
- or fantasies with the rest of us -- including me?
- C'mon -- you don't have to be a pro; just tell us about it. Remembering
- for the telling will be a lot of fun for all of us. And even if you decide
- not to share it all....Well, I hope you're enjoying these!