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- My little brother wrot this story about a month ago. I don't think he'll
- ever finish it, so here it is:
-
-
- The jackals were magnificent beasts. My brother and I sat on the balcony
- and watched them gnaw on the rotting deer corpse until the bones were
- stripped. We were both interested in the animals, but I sensed my
- brother's fascination fell short of mine. When the feast ended and the two
- of us went inside, I saw that mine were the only Chinos filled with hot,
- pounding meat. My throbbing manlihood was not unlike the fabled pole of
- Leningrad, of which only I knew about. The pole was a monument that
- existed only in my mind. It was thousands of meters high, and challenged
- the heavens with its awesome glory. The giant golden rod meant hope and
- salvation for the youth of tomorrow, and the jackals of today.
- But, I digress. My erect penis had to be dealt with. I quietly excused
- myself and, with my back to my brother, I crept silently like the ninja to
- my bedroom. Once there, I locked the door and swallowed the key.
- "Computer on," I yelled into the wall. The room shook violently as if all
- the fury of Asgard were upon me. The wall opposite of my solid pewter bed
- rotated 180 degrees. On the other side of it was a massive picture of a
- jackal. Forty feet long, and forty feet tall, this monument to god's gift to
- man was something to be admired. I had spent over 40,000 hard earned dollars
- to make this beauty, and now it was all mine. I dropped my pants and found to
- my amusement that I had no underwear on. "HA HA HA! HEE HEE HEE!" these
- were the sounds I made while I grabbed for my clothes pins.
- "My clothespins!" I gasped in horror as I saw that they were all gone. I
- then realized that I had used them all in last night's orgy of splendor. I fell
- to the floor in anguish. As I landed on my $8,000,000 Persian rug, I felt
- a puddle of wetness beneath me. I was laying in a puddle of my own filth.
- I must have started peeing while I was laughing so voluminously.
- "Thank you dear Loki!" I shouted as I threw handfuls of urine into the air
- and watched them plummet like raindrops into my eyes.
- "AIEEEEE!" I screamed as the acid-like urine burned through my eyes. I had
- just blinded myself in a fit of ecstacy, and now my worst fear had come true.
- I would never see a jackal again. I couldn't believe it. I would never see
- their luscious fur glisten in the sun, covered in sweat after hours of
- passionate love making in the forest. I would never see the glistening of
- happiness in their eyes that seemed to say "Thank you, master, for the passion
- you have delt me." Their eyes! My eyes! Ohhhhhhhh....the horror.
-
-
- That's all that he wrote. The end of the story was about one of the
- brothers luring people into the woods and killing them so the jackals would
- come and he could molest them. It's too bad this masterpiece will never
- be finished.
-
- -Aaron Harsh
-